TheCeasar:
omo if I show you my account balance ehn you go run, I even dey owe loan app, I never see pay.. hunger dey boss.. even if na 2k, 1k seff I go appreciate

don't have strength to open my mobile app and go through the transfer stuffs

Prettygirl200:
Lol ewooooo

why shouting

my3name:

Make I join the other guy drop aza boss
make I follow you drink join

meet me and I spoil you with drinks

TheCeasar:
boss make I send aza?? Hunger dey my side abeg

you don't sound like someone that is hungry

Es350:

Since it's,"ordinary" 5k, tell your guy to pay up and stop acting like a b!tch. That's someone's business your friend is playing with.

mumu, I don't know who the guy is, I saw the thread on nairaland



Beside 5k is ordinary, I spend that on drinks alone almost every evening

Carcholce:


Did the defaulter read the terms and conditions before applying for the loan?

don't mind them

Emmajn1:
I thought they have stopped loan apps from embarrassing debtors this way. If na me you do this kind thing na bye bye to your loan. You will never get it back...what nonsense

So yesterday as I was relaxing and scrolling through nairaland front page, I stumbled across a thread about a guy being embrasssed by loan app company (sokoloan),


What really amused me was the message sent to all his contact about him being a criminal and I couldn't hold my laughter when I read his family was under 'serious investigation'.


Now scrolling further I got to realize that the amount the guy owed was N5000(less than a 10dollars) ... I showed the thread to my guys drinking with me and their all burst into laughter



Serious investigation ontop 5k ;Dnigerians no get joy

jclassiq:
You are even an idiot sef. You are living on borrowed loans and you are keeping girlfriend ? Some of you are senseless. No sense of direction or priority in life.

my brother e shock u


I like this ur comment, sometimes na people dey do dem selves

tutudesz:

Guy get a lawyer and sue them simple!

person wey no fit repay 5k loan na Im u dey advice to get lawyer.


You Sure say brain inside ur head so abi na dustbin full am

After the storm, comes the calm...

Ok

Once bitten twice shy

SurvivorM:

I am not a regular customer o
I just used it last year and before then I investigate everything them and about their interests rates, I am kind of meticulous about that

okay udo

SurvivorM:

If your previous loan is 13400 and you have 5 months remaining that means you are owing them about 67000 now I didn't know fair money also give another loan when you are already owing a previous loan.

But let's say they do and they gave a N150k loan, the money is still not supposed to get to three hundred and something thousands because I use Fairmoney and I know for five months their interest rate is about 33% so everything supposed to fall under two hundred and something naira, say the N150k plus interest is N200k plus your previous loan of N67000 making it about N267k or so.
OP this your story dey get K leg o

e be like say you be regular loan customer.


Chai I pray never to have a reason to register in any loan app in my life

TheSourcerer:
started as 7 k now its 4.

4k for how many?

TheSourcerer:
lol Molly ..... I like molly , too much though is not my thing , 1ce a month , twice when its a good month .




Syrup was my goto drugs in sch before e cast anyhow , I never see better lean bottle for a long long time though


I took reph , trams (to stop this too hard but lol done and dusted) , penta , ck , herone, thai ,syrups, benzo (diazepam's,bromazapams ,really any depressants , The good kush , mandrax (pH happy pill) , amphetamines , exol , molly.........hmmm


Well now I just stick to weed and Jedi smoke.

how much do you pay for ur Molly?

kemma002:
yes,sometimes

TUTU147:
God e be like say you just bring me come this world come abandoned me, some people dey save 400k while my Annual salary is not up to 500k,na until I go do evil to make am you go come remember me.I am not happy seriously.

comrade Poco tuah

Kimiso:
these your write up depicts how beautiful you are

simp goat

SportsHD:

What bank is that?
If they're insisting, then collect the card, a verve precisely. If it's a bank that's not prone to fruad like union bank, you can just burn and melt the card. If it's other banks, collect the card and the next day, report it stolen so they'll disable the card. I think there are banks in nigeria whose mobile apps can be used to disable debit cards without having to call customer care or going to the banks.

thank u

SportsHD:
1. Freelancing, mining and trading cryptocurrencies.

2. I have a second bank account with the best bank in Nigeria, Union Bank (let me just put this here). It's basically my savings account, no debit cards, withdrawal is only at bank premises so that cautious me. Savings in usdt and auto piggy vest too.

3. Investment in myself, more knowledge and what gives me money, rigs and all.

4. Fuel, cravings, expenses of home and family, food, marijuana and nicotine.

5. Initial capital came from YouTube earnings, thanks to nairaland for making me and giving me the audience(2016-19) After, I increased knowledge, learnt my passion, filmmaking. With the major on motion graphics, vfx in short. Then added trading at first and then got details about mining afterwards.

how do I open a no debit card account..
Banks staff keep telling me that's a must I must open with atm card

You are in what class

kepstone:
Men our eyes have seen shege in the hands of this gender ooooo. .
This how my ex went to my pastor to tell lies about me.. bla bla. Not knowing that I have known the pastor our pastor for 16 yrs and those 16 years I have stayed with with him for 8 years and 3 years in his house ... Before I moved to my house.
This is a babe I dated paid her school fees, hospital bill, paid for her professional skill aquisition. Yet this girl was busy cheating as well been supported by her mum. This was a girl who never spent a dime on me. In the cost of our relationship I spent over 350k and Lost 2.4m because of pressure to impress her. I went into wrong investment, the demands were too much, she even ask me to empty my savings for her. With all this I never touched her in 2+ yrs of relationship.
What broke the carmels back was during our premarital counseling we had serious issue, she went to knack another guy who obviously had more money... I blasted her, she said alot if things that because of the money I spent on her I don't want to leave her. I left her to go she came back I never accepted her back, she wanted to use tears to manipulate me still I refuse I let her into my life. I let go of the money.
When she went to tell my pastor lies... My pastor told her blunt truth, I can trust (me) but for you I can't trust you to be faithful.
The last time I check she was pregnant out of wedlock and rope a guy into marriage with the pregnancy.
I fear this gender on a daily basis... I have seen alot with my eyes ooooo.
Oh God give me a decent girl to wife.

u still Dy pray for wife..

Nicepoker:
16 yrs. No Sim retrieval done. The sim is as white as snow. Had to use a scissors to cut the sim to a micro size.

what kind of lie is this, we all know you can't cut sim to micro size without that special device used in cutting sim card.


What do you actually gain by this lie

Agentsalt:
Please what is the minimum ican withdraw from Biance.
I tried withdrawing 10usdt to naira but it's showing me 20usdt is the minimum.

the minimum is 500udst, since you don't want to believe what binance told you

KaluwisxPRO:



Russia should be fast in Invading Japan. I wan check something. You think Japan is a weak country like Nigeria and Ukraine that can be taken for a ride.

The balls on the Japanese is why they sanctioned Russia even though they know they have a treaty together.

why should Russia invade Japan?

50,000 naira

toujurs:
Russia is bigger and stronger than Ukraine. You obviously didn't expect Ukraine a small populated country to beat them. Russia should drag shoulder with Germany, uk or u.s. if they feel they have power

why should they drag shoulder with Germany or uk?

Fvck friends

Truvelisback:
I will never ever suck any lady down there, no matter how beautiful or sexy she is. Never!

says an introvert that can't talk to a girl

mrdharkchild:
Nice soft water melons. My type of girl, humble

goat