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vital feed = 4200k - copens=5500k, oda brands r inbtw(prices in my state). sori i cnt giv out my local feed formular on d net. kpele

it depends on d area u wanna venture in2.... transport, agric, trading can all b started wit 400K or less. i started my fish pond wit less dan dt amount.

too long, space booked....will read & comment if dis mks fp.

wat of unlimited LA & XYZ light bulb? wch position u wan grade doz guyz coz dey'r gud.

agohmamuda: . I say thıs one ıs strong !!!!!

moni kpe eleyi gidi gan !

agohmamuda: Hmmmm. Thıs one ıs strong.

Eleyi gidi gan!!

Chai....naija & leadership drama....

If I hear

delishpot: Good rule book. I hope those side chicks are reading this.
To sum it all up
You are not important, take the money, the sex and the bling bling we hand you and shut the F up.
You are very replaceable so dont even blink when it comes to how a man treats you.
His wife or main babe is sooooo much more better than you so much so that he hides the fact you exist form her and other loved ones.
Now side chick, go down and give him a head like the fun object you were meant to be and dont blink while at it, you want shopping money dont you? Dont forget your birthday is comming up soon too, you want money for that too dont you?
#SarcasmOnMyMind

. Omo u dey provoke ooo....e belyk say u get side chicksssssssss

If you’re a side chick who wants to keep up a relationship with a guy who has a main, then you have to know the rules of the game. You can’t expect the relationship to be more than what it is: a way for both of you to have a good time and not worry about where the relationship is going. The second you start to question your status as a mistress or ask for something more, all of the fun will be over.
So if you want to be a good side chick, you have to stop stressing out and learn to have a good time with your man — and if you find that you can’t have fun, then you’ve gotta get out.


1. Give him space.
Don’t always be the first to text him or seek him out. Give him breathing room. He doesn’t want to have more than one wife/girlfriend/significant other. He already has one of those, and your job is to be something different. You have to be fun, and not get all up in his space. You have a right to do your own thing just as much as he has a right to do his. Go out with your girlfriends. Have a good time. Don’t worry about checking in with him every five minutes or he’ll start to think you want something more.


2. Keep things interesting.
When he texts you, keep the conversation interesting. A side chick’s main responsibility is to keep things fun and exciting. Giving him short answers and acting uninterested will make him wish he was playing words with Friends instead — or even just hanging out with his Main. Tell him funny stories; ask how he’s feeling; surprise him. Do whatever you’ve gotta do to keep things exciting, as long as it feels natural.


3. Refrain from having “The Talk”
Having the “What are we doing? Where is this going?” talk will push him away. You have to know your lane. You’re his side chick; the end. Yeah, some side chicks do end up as mains, but this is much more rare than you may think. If your thing is all about hooking up, then
there’s no need to overwhelm your guy with serious conversation. This will lead you to a time out.


4. Go with the flow.
There should never be a reason to get into a disagreement with him. That is the Main’s responsibility. A side chick should always be cool and should never be one who stresses him out. You are his vacation, his time off, his break from problems with the Main. If you start bickering, criticizing him, or complaining about everything you do together, he’ll start to wonder why he got with you in the first place.


5. Don’t ask questions.
This should be a no brainer. You can’t ask “Where were you,” “Why didn’t you call me,” “Why are you always so busy,” “Why don’t you ever see me,” “Who were you on the phone with,” etc., if you expect to keep the relationship going. These are not side chick questions. You got yourself into this situation, and there’s no point in acting jealous or
surprised when you already knew the score getting into it.


6. Don’t try to spend holidays or birthdays with the guy.
If he cares enough, he might celebrate these events with you the day after or before, but for the most part, don’t expect anything like a gift or acknowledgment. These days are saved
and reserved for the Mains, and it may be safe to text him to wish him a happy New Year/Christmas/birthday, but a phone call should not be made. And as for Valentine’s Day, you can pretty much bet that he’ll be spending it with his main.


7. Let him get in touch with you first.
He’s the one having the affair, so unfortunately, he has to call the shots. If he wants to get in touch with you, he’ll send you a text or he’ll call you. If you try to call or text him, then you could be putting him in an awkward situation because he may be with his main. This is
especially true at night; don’t try to call or text him late at night, or his main may see your phone message and things could get ugly.


8. Always look your best.
As a side chick, always be on point. You’re not his girlfriend, and shouldn’t be hanging out with him in sneakers and sweats. If you want to find a guy you can get comfortable with, then you can look for a boyfriend. The fact of the matter is that the guy will expect you to look your best if you’re his side chick. Nobody said it was an easy job.


9. Let him think he’s the only one.
You don’t want him to think you get down like this, even if you do. You’re already a side chick; you don’t want him to think you’re seeing other guys too. But if you are seeing other guys, then so what? You have every right to do what you want; he didn’t put a ring on your finger, did he?


10. Don’t obsess over the Main.
Honestly, if you want to stay happy, then ignorance is bliss, and you should avoid researching the Main or thinking about her too much. The more you know about the Main — what she looks like, what she does for a living, what her name is — the more annoyed you’ll be about
your man. You may start getting obsessed with the Main, overly jealous, and getting into stalker mode, and that is just not something you want for your sanity. If you start bringing up the Main to the guy, or asking questions about her, he won’t want to continue the conversation.

11. Get out if you’re not happy.
Nobody said being a side chick was the easiest thing in the world. If you really like the guy while knowing he’s seeing someone else and don’t want things to get too serious, then fine. However, it’s hard to be a side chick for long before you get fed up with the situation and want something more; if you’re feeling upset and frustrated, there’s no need to fake being “cool” with everything when you’re not. It’s simple if it’s not for you, get out.


Dnt jst read thru bt share ur comments & opinions. Guy or babe hw do u feel abt “the side chick’ ?

Evri1 looks forward to heading out on vacation. Despite the hassles—crowds, delays, bad weather, bad food, that hotel that looks nothing like the pictures—travel can be one of the best experiences of a lifetime. But sometimes things go really wrong and affect people’s lives forever. Here are 5 stories of people who set out on vacation and came back with a harrowing tale to tell—or never came back at all.

1. Erin Langworthy
Visiting Victoria Falls in southern Africa is a dream for many, but for 22-year-old Erin Langworthy, it turned into a nightmare. The Australian was bungee jumping off the Victoria Falls Bridge while visiting Zambia in 2012 when the cord snapped and she plunged 111 meters (364 ft) into the crocodile-infested Zambesi River below. She was swept down the swollen river, her feet still bound together by 10 meters (30 ft) of rope, and spent 40 minutes in the water, until she finally managed to grab onto some rocks and an employee of the bungee company pulled her onto the river bank.
Langworthy was taken to Victoria Falls Clinic in Zimbabwe, but didn’t reach the clinic until five and a half hours after her jump. Though her lungs were partially collapsed and her body was covered in bruises, Langworthy didn’t suffer any serious injuries and returned home two weeks later. She had been the 106th person to jump off the bridge that day.

2. Daniel Dudzisz
A 26-year-old German tourist went missing this year while attempting to walk almost halfway across Australia alone. He survived by eating flies. Daniel Dudzisz had been homeless for two years and had taken to walking long distances on his own. He had planned to walk 3860 kilometers (2400 mi) from New South Wales to Uluru, but found himself lost and stranded between two flooded banks of a river for 10 days. News of his disappearance didn’t alarm those who had encountered Dudzisz; opal miner Andrew Plax said Dudzisz was an uniquely tough traveler who had walked enormous distances on other continents, drinking water from troughs and puddles, and “could live off the smell of an oily rag.” He had no doubt the missing hiker would be found alive.
Dudzisz, who is diabetic, fortunately had enough insulin with him and he turned to eating flies for nutrients when his small supply of cereal and baked beans ran out. He was eventually rescued by a passing motorist. Dudizisz refused medical treatment and was determined to finish his walk, though he promised to stick to main
roads and only walk during daylight hours.

3. The Lutes Family
Widower Gary Lutes wanted to share his love of caving with his two sons Buddy, age 13, and Tim, age 9. In June of 1990, he drove with the boys from their home in Florida to explore the New Trout Cave in West Virginia. They set off into the cave wearing headlamps and carrying a pack of supplies including food, water,and extra headlamps. After 305 meters (1000 ft), they reached a section known as “The Maze,” full of jagged rocks and tight spaces. Fearing the pack would become a hindrance, Lutes left it behind, intending to return in the half hour he estimated they had left in their headlamps. After only a few minutes, the boys’ lamps burned out. Lutes decided to return to the pack, but soon realized they were lost. Lutes’ lamp died and the family was plunged into darkness.
Gary and the boys were trapped in the cave for five days with no food, water, or light. They began hallucinating, retching from the soot left over from past mining operations in the cave, and Gary developed chest pains. On the fifth day, the family was rescued after a nearby resident alerted authorities that the car had been parked outside the cave for days.

4. Cheznye Emmons
While traveling in Indonesia with her boyfriend, 23-year-old British beauty therapist Cheznye Emmons had to be rushed out of the jungle when she fell seriously ill and was unable to see. Arriving at the nearest hospital five hours later, she was put in to an induced coma. Emmons, her boyfriend, and a friend had purchased a bottle of alcohol from a local shop with an original label reading “Gin” and had several drinks. It was later discovered that the gin had been removed and replaced with cheaper home-brewed methanol, which can cause seizures, kidney failure,blindness, and death.
Five days after the incident, when it became clear that Emmons would never recover, her parents made the heartbreaking decisions to turn off their daughter’s life support. The store was investigated and shut down.

5. Rochelle Harris
British tourist Rochelle Harris was on a flight back from a holiday in Peru in 2013 when she began experiencing a powerful headache and shooting pains in her face. She also began hearing strange scratching noises and had a discharge from her ear. On returning home, 27 year-old Harris paid a visit to a doctor. After initially blaming an ear infection, doctors soon discovered eight large maggots wriggling around inside Harris’ ear canal. She remembered walking through a swarm of flies while hiking on her vacation and one had buzzing into her ear, but once she waved the fly away, she thought nothing more of it.
The insect was a “new world screw-worm fly,” who generally lay their larvae in the wounds of warm-blooded animals. Once they hatched 24 hours later, the maggots chewed a 12 millimeter (half inch) hole in Rochelle Harris’ ear canal. The ordeal didn’t cause any permanent damage to Harris and, surprisingly, the incident made her less squeamish about bugs.

bruno419: the should go and cook this story well.it is not done yet!

. Seconded, d story no try @all...

So we now depend on bees & snakes 2 flush out terrorist amids us!!! wch way naija?

D seller must b high on some cheap shit, 420k? for dis keke napep?

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End time tinz

If Ngige deserves 2 win- he will, d masses will decide in November

As for dt small boi, politics is nt hereditary, make an impact & d masses will knw u & stop hiding under ur late dad's shadow, Dim Ojukwu is dead- wat hv u his son done 2 win d masses?

May his soul rest in peace IF he has done well in d eyes of his maker!

Guys u shld wrk hand in hand wit ur principals, ok 2day is monday go 2 ur sch & come & tell us ur findings.

It was announced on thursday that the resumption date for secondary schools in Osun state has been shifted form monday 16th Sept to 2nd October....corpers posted to teaching sector in Osun state can u share ur view about ths development?

Osun corperz wad up, hw cum a lot of u folks aren't reporting in abt ur ppa?

Well sha, lyk I sed b4 Ile Ife all d way..here's ma pin 22D611C3.. Corperz wee wee wee!

Omo na Ile Ife I dey do my PPA Oº°˚˚°º! , tnk God say I don comot 4 camp 1st.