₦airaland Forum

Amuluonyenaego:
GOATS OF AFRICA

Y are u calling them goats? U see what hatred and jealousy have done to ur life?

Tombrown3:
Screenshot your comment for future reminder. When those eggs in you start to finish, when wrinkles and mustache start showing in your face as heavy make up won't cover it anymore, when those ones you snubbed move on to a younger version of you.

Then I'll be there, waiting... smiling...

Then I'll remind you this post. don't worry, I know you outside Nairaland. I will definitely shock you.

It will take like 30 more years to come before that will happen, now my question is;

Will u and ur family be alive to witness that day? I guess not

Bye old man

Sad

Mm

A country where u will be walking on ur own and one small idiot will end ur life because he broke up with his girlfriend or his mom refused giving him money


We don't know how blessed we are as Nigerians sometimes

True

NigerianAngelo:
South East:
1. Anambra
2. Imo
3. Enugu
4. Ebonyi
5. Abia

South-South:
6. Cross River
7. Akwa Ibom
8. Rivers
9. Bayelsa
10. Delta
11. Edo

South-West: (all)
12. Lagos
13. Ondo
14. Ekiti
15. Ogun
16. Osun
17. Oyo

Central: (5/6)
18. Kogi
19. Benue
20. Plateau
21. Niger
22. Nasarawa

North-East:
23. Adamawa
24. Taraba
25. Gombe

North-West:
26. Kano
27. Kaduna

FCT:
28. FCT


Argue with Feb 28th.

U are free to dream

Mm

MoneySEASON:
These people with lies 😒

These nonsense of a post should stop hitting front page 😤

I made a post about how I couldn't get my PVC and needed help here but it wasn't pushed to the FP.

Useless mo'f^ckers , only promoting @$$ and d!cks 😤

And what stopped u from getting ur PVC when ur mates are doing so?

Just to stand few minutes under the sun u can't,,z Lazy boy

Mmm

Loool

Nigerian men killing their fellow men since time immemorial

If dey are not fighting and killing each other for we ladies, dey are killing each other because of Weed and tribalism, dey are killing each other because of Cultism

Nigerian men can never do drug trafficking business and fight over billions of dollars like how the Argentina, Uruguayan and Mexican drug Lords do, it is always about minor and stvpid things

The most us*less people we have in this world are Nigerian men

Mm

G00DHardDick:
OAM4J Disguy nlfpmod lalastical seun justwise farano

Honourable Comrades, let's move to FP for wider views

Move to Front page? U are free to dream

If dis ur thrash gets to front page, I will deactivate my acct immidiately

peter0071:
the guy no try... i was once a SIMP... babes chop me wotowoto... until i come straight up... now anyone i jam, i bleep and browse wella

How much do u have/have u made that girls will chop wotowoto? everyone coming online to form assistant dangote


We women have really suffered

G00DHardDick:
Simps have nothing to offer other than,

SIMP: have you eaten?
Girl: (reads the chat & ignores him)

SIMP: why na
Girl:

SIMP: I hope you're going to church today
Girl: (replies with an emoji)

SIMP: Hi
Girl: Hi

SIMP: How was your day?
Girl: (ignores him again)

SIMP: did I something wrong? Why are you angry with me?
Girl: no

SIMP: I love you so much why don't you feel the same way?
Girl: k

SIMP: I can't live without you?
Girl: k

And other bunch of simpleton statement.

The alpha male hardly chats or doesn't even chat at all with a girl yet he's the most valued. His lifestyle drives her crazy that she desperately desire to be with him at any given opportunity. In conclusion, Dear Men, value your attention!!!! No man earn respect when he showers unnecessary attention to a girl.

The pitiful part of all dis is that the foolish OP might be a mighty simp in reality o but coming online to claim rubbish

See, men will forever be under women no matter how hard u Us*less Nigerian men try to preach it finish ur babbling, ur fellow us*less Nigerian men here will still go ahead to simp for whatever u call it for we women

God made it that way, so stop wasting ur time old man

Nigerian men are just Useless why can't they emulate foreign men?

All they know how to do is kill women and use them for ritual expecting imaginary wealths

They are not creative like foreign men, nothing nothing, the only things that runs through the head of a Nigerian man is sex sex sex all the time

Nigerian men are very useless.....all of them

Nigerian men are us*less.....All of them

This is sad

agulion:
Tinubu made a big mistake by running on Muslim Muslim ticket, we Yoruba Christian's will never vote for Muslim Muslim ticket, we are not fools, we will punish Tinubu for that, and devil will also punish him

Shut up boy u are not a Yoruba any thing U are ifeanyi from Abia

And no, he did not make any mistake by choosing the Muslim ticket it will have been worst if he picked a Christian vice, northerners won't vote for him and that will be an easy ride for atiku....

I will start using it as my meme against urchins

Mm

VeryWickedGoat:
I went to church today to pray on my upcoming billion dollar deal that takes place at Emirates stadium this evening.

On my way back I decided to preach to random sinners. The first sinner I met was a young lady with big boobs and succulent ass. Immediately I saw the waist bead on her ass I knew she was a sinner so I crossed the road without looking and approached her so I can minister to her.

One keke man that nearly failed brake because of my maneouver hurled insults at me but as a child of God filled with fresh annointing from the altar, I refused to reply him. All my mind was on delivering that girl from sin.

But as I landed at the other side of the road I couldn't find her again. 😨 I almost panicked but then I just caught her sweet ass disappearing into the market so I flew towards that direction fast before I lost her again.

I got to the market and saw her walking between stalls so I pushed past one crippled almajiri begging for alms and hastened my steps not minding the trays of smoked fish and pepper that I knocked over and the unholy curses that some vile women yelled at me in their native tongue.

I just knew that they were the agents of the Devil that didn't want me to heal that innocent girl so I ignored them again.

I had almost caught up with her at the end of the market when she opened a black gate and went inside. I ran fast and entered the gate and lo and behold brethren this is what I saw inside the compound.

I'm confused because I can't find her and I don't know the way out again. One mind is telling me to minister to all of them at once another is telling me to run.

I need urgent advice.


Nlfpmod mynd44 seun dominique a prominent nairalander is lost. Please help.

Dis one has been trying so hard to hit the fp of Nairaland with his boring and attention-seekinhg posts and always tagging the mods on his stvpidity

Now I ask, is hitting Nairaland front page an achievement to u old man?

EriMma1:
This may sound weird but it's my situation now.

I have been a single and independent lady for a very long time. Though I really looked forward to settling down in my 20s and thirties but because I was the over careful type, I couldn't as I kept being picky due to men's character and behavior.

Fast-forward to my lat 30s, I began to lose interest and started getting more comfortable as a single. The upheavals in today's marriage also got to me. As in the way marriages are packing up, the cheating aspect, abuse and domestic violence in marriages all further affected me and changed my whole perception of the union called marriage. So I unconsciously resolved to remain single as long as I'm happy and independent.

Some of the reasons I also made up my mind.
As a single, Im very much at peace with no one dictating what and when I should do things or get out of bed. I love my bed.
No one is body shaming me when I add on some pounds due to excessive eating and no questions my eating habits as is sometimes the case with some married women. Also running errands when you don't feel up to it just because hubby wants you to do it. Some men can send their wife on errand like craze and me I hate running errands.

No one is disturbing me when I need time alone which could last for hours. I love my space and privacy. So the thought of having to give that up scares the hell out of me.

Now, back to the matter.

Recently, some close spiritual leaders in my denomination have been trying to match make me with a single pastor and that one too is shining teeth that he has seen a jimjim sister. When they now openly mentioned it yesterday with the said man around and he too was nodding and agreeing to the proposal, it dawned on me that these people are not joking. When I got home and i sank into my comfy space and began to fret. I mean... The thought of giving up all that freedom is just so scary. I suddenly discovered that marriage no longer excites me and my inner self was fighting it.
Also, the thought of carrying pregnancy for nine months with all the stress of looking after babies, tending toddlers ( poo poo) and that motherhood life made me sick instantly. The thought of joggling my job with family life gave me the chills. I see how my married mates struggle with this. Huh. Men...

I don't know. I don't feel cool about this cos it makes me feel like I'm about to be put in a cage and everything about me is going to change.

Now, before you talk about me not loving the man, I think I fancy him and can love him cos he looks so much like my ex of years ago. So that is out of the question. He is a happening lovable man but....... I no longer feel excited about marriage. at least, from what played out yesterday.

Do I need any form of therapy cos my family won't hear of it but this is my situation now ooo... Hmmm

I do not understand u in summary, are u saying u want to get marriage but still don't want to give up on ur single life?

Tife270:
Some girls are very hot and attractive. The type of girls that turn heads , look angelic and spotless.
Most of these babes ignore texts / chats a lot according to my observation.

What can a guy do to get a hot babe?

Some these ladies reply messages with short a set like ‘Okay’ , ‘Yes’ , ‘No’ . What can a guy do to change this ?


N.B No insults please

U are a very boring guy, spits on u U see why I say Nigerian men are useless? u are just like the average Nigerian man that keep stalking someone with meaningless and senseless questions when u finally give them ur number


Now, do u know how many of that question she will have to answer a day from ur likes who have nothing to offer? I am surprised I didn't see Nigerian useless men favorite line of "Have u eaten" in ur screenshot,,, or u cropped that part out?

Don't worry, u will soon come here to join the BJRAN Group (Broke and Jobless Redpillers Association of Nairaland) when she must've turned ur broke as* down

SenecaTheYonger:
Go for your level. Not that later you’ll come abs start crying about maintenance cost

Please tell him that is one thing with broke men, dey always go for high taste

I will rather dieeee than vote tinubu

Mm

Ofcourse

9 reasons?

Wow. This is Good

I will rather die than vote Tilumbu

Urchins take dis below

I won't comment what's on my mind because it's my fellow lady

I thought it's one of these mis*rable Redpillers

Meanwhile,,


Nigerian men are becoming useless by the day, all of them