Simps have nothing to offer other than,

SIMP: have you eaten?
Girl: (reads the chat & ignores him)

SIMP: why na
Girl:

SIMP: I hope you're going to church today
Girl: (replies with an emoji)

SIMP: Hi
Girl: Hi

SIMP: How was your day?
Girl: (ignores him again)

SIMP: did I something wrong? Why are you angry with me?
Girl: no

SIMP: I love you so much why don't you feel the same way?
Girl: k

SIMP: I can't live without you?
Girl: k

And other bunch of simpleton statement.

The alpha male hardly chats or doesn't even chat at all with a girl yet he's the most valued. His lifestyle drives her crazy that she desperately desire to be with him at any given opportunity. In conclusion, Dear Men, value your attention!!!! No man earn respect when he showers unnecessary attention to a girl.

when i see such comments by Simps, i just dey provoke... just tell the babe say u wan collect... book a bracket and bleep sharp sharp

peter0071:
when i see such comments by Simps, i just dey provoke... just tell the babe say u wan collect... book a bracket and bleep sharp sharp

Comrade, One SIMP made me created this thread, the guy post along with the screenshot of the chats with the girl is enough to send the guy to the Great beyond. The idiot dey provoke me with those stupid silly chats.

Simps are irredeemable Homosapiens.

At the bolded, straight up!!!!!

G00DHardDick:
Simps have nothing to offer other than,

SIMP: have you eaten?
Girl: (reads the chat & ignores him)

SIMP: why na
Girl:

SIMP: I hope you're going to church today
Girl: (replies with an emoji)

SIMP: Hi
Girl: Hi

SIMP: How was your day?
Girl: (ignores him again)

SIMP: did I something wrong? Why are you angry with me?
Girl: no

SIMP: I love you so much why don't you feel the same way?
Girl: k

SIMP: I can't live without you?
Girl: k

And other bunch of simpleton statement.

We have said this over and over again that The alpha male hardly chats or doesn't even chat at all with a girl yet he's the most valued. His lifestyle drives her crazy that she desperately desire to be with him at any given opportunity. In conclusion, Dear Men, value your attention!!!! No man earn respect when he showers unnecessary attention to a girl.

Hmmmmmmmmmm 😂😂😂

Its alryt....

😂😂😂😂

Seun nlfpmod lalastical rocktation

FP material ASAP

spencekat:

Comrade Simps are terrible Homosapiens aswear

Death to all simps

StrongAlphMale:
Death to all simps

Sceonded

OAM4J Disguy nlfpmod lalastical seun justwise farano

Honourable Comrades, let's move to FP for wider views

This kind chat sef ni
Which one kwa is "I hope yu r going to church today ni"🤔

the guy no try... i was once a SIMP... babes chop me wotowoto... until i come straight up... now anyone i jam, i bleep and browse wella

G00DHardDick:


Comrade, One SIMP made me created this thread, the guy post along with the screenshot of the chats with the girl is enough to send the guy to the Great beyond. The idiot dey provoke me with those stupid silly chats.

Simps are irredeemable Homosapiens.

At the bolded, straight up!!!!!

G00DHardDick:
Simps have nothing to offer other than,

SIMP: have you eaten?
Girl: (reads the chat & ignores him)

SIMP: why na
Girl:

SIMP: I hope you're going to church today
Girl: (replies with an emoji)

SIMP: Hi
Girl: Hi

SIMP: How was your day?
Girl: (ignores him again)

SIMP: did I something wrong? Why are you angry with me?
Girl: no

SIMP: I love you so much why don't you feel the same way?
Girl: k

SIMP: I can't live without you?
Girl: k

And other bunch of simpleton statement.

The alpha male hardly chats or doesn't even chat at all with a girl yet he's the most valued. His lifestyle drives her crazy that she desperately desire to be with him at any given opportunity. In conclusion, Dear Men, value your attention!!!! No man earn respect when he showers unnecessary attention to a girl.

The pitiful part of all dis is that the foolish OP might be a mighty simp in reality o but coming online to claim rubbish

See, men will forever be under women no matter how hard u Us*less Nigerian men try to preach it finish ur babbling, ur fellow us*less Nigerian men here will still go ahead to simp for whatever u call it for we women

God made it that way, so stop wasting ur time old man

peter0071:
the guy no try... i was once a SIMP... babes chop me wotowoto... until i come straight up... now anyone i jam, i bleep and browse wella

How much do u have/have u made that girls will chop wotowoto? everyone coming online to form assistant dangote


We women have really suffered

You won't blame them . Most of these so-called simps are inexperienced in relationship issues.

G00DHardDick:
OAM4J Disguy nlfpmod lalastical seun justwise farano

Honourable Comrades, let's move to FP for wider views

Move to Front page? U are free to dream

If dis ur thrash gets to front page, I will deactivate my acct immidiately

Sheistoopretty:


Move to Front page? U are free to dream

If dis ur thrash gets to front page, I will deactivate my acct immidiately

Slût

There was a girl who was responding to me this, i kept my cool, for about a month, when i invited her to my place, and she agreed to come, i was even surprised, she agreed to come. I guess she was bored. she noticed i was quite comfortable, and Opened leg for me after my numerous attempts, the way i knacked this girl, both in the sitting room, bedroom and bathroom. From Friday till Sunday she fell in love. On Monday i told her to wake up asap, i was leaving for work, she said i should go and come back, so she can cook for me. In my mind i was like, who be this one . I told her to get up from my bed before i get angry, she stood up,took her bath, and i paid for her uber. Ever since then. This girl have been chatting me up, disturbing me, and crying.

So if a girl, replies like this doesn't mean, the guy who still tries to continue the chat is a mumu, when the guy becomes a mumu is when he becomes to give her all his money. Just to get her attention.

The day, you knack in-between her thighs, she will sub due. you will be the one calling the shots

Generally Nigerian girls are boring to chat with. Why should I stress myself chatting with someone who can't even fathom the slightest display of humor. Only a jobless man will be wasting their time trying to spice up Convo with them

It’s Monday morning hommies.
Go to work.
T-Mobile esim is available.

G00DHardDick:


Comrade, One SIMP made me created this thread, the guy post along with the screenshot of the chats with the girl is enough to send the guy to the Great beyond. The idiot dey provoke me with those stupid silly chats.

Simps are irredeemable Homosapiens.

At the bolded, straight up!!!!!

A link to the thread,bro

That’s why when you see some girls chat list, they have over 100 unopened chats, over 90 of them are Hot simps


I barely chat this days, even with guys tankless of girls, sometimes I collect babes number I won’t call her, if I text her and her first response doesn’t show she’s interested I clear the chats, delete the number and move on

Na my vendors, meme and loud plugs I Dey engage most

go and work.. and stop looking for someone to defend his account details. abi you wan chop?

Sheistoopretty:



How much do u have/have u made that girls will chop wotowoto? everyone coming online to form assistant dangote


We women have really suffered

I cringe at all this alpha, redpill and simp talk.

But some guys just don't have self respect, if a girl doesn't want to chat with you, just move on fam.
Nawa for the way some guys just suffer themselves over girls, and then they end up resentful and misogynistic at the end.

VendorGB:
It’s Monday morning hommies.
Go to work.
T-Mobile esim is available.

This Guy is a CHRONIC FRAUDSTER!!

This is his Account Number:

Name: Gbolahan Saheed Olatunji
Bank Name: OPAY
Account Number: 8102589287.

Phone: 08102589287.

Once you send him money, cards, itunes, BTC. He will start giving excuses of bad network, and that's the end!

He is currently being tracked, anyone with useful info will be appreciated!!

PellsKodak:
Slût

Rich coming from what looks a thang a horse shitted...

Sheistoopretty:



The pitiful part of all dis is that the foolish OP might be a mighty simp in reality o but coming online to claim rubbish

See, men will forever be under women no matter how hard u Us*less Nigerian men try to preach it finish ur babbling, ur fellow us*less Nigerian men here will still go ahead to simp for whatever u call it for we women

God made it that way, so stop wasting ur time old man

Screenshot your comment for future reminder. When those eggs in you start to finish, when wrinkles and mustache start showing in your face as heavy make up won't cover it anymore, when those ones you snubbed move on to a younger version of you.

Then I'll be there, waiting... smiling...

Then I'll remind you this post. don't worry, I know you outside Nairaland. I will definitely shock you.

G00DHardDick:
Simps have nothing to offer other than,

SIMP: have you eaten?
Girl: (reads the chat & ignores him)

SIMP: why na
Girl:

SIMP: I hope you're going to church today
Girl: (replies with an emoji)

SIMP: Hi
Girl: Hi

SIMP: How was your day?
Girl: (ignores him again)

SIMP: did I something wrong? Why are you angry with me?
Girl: no

SIMP: I love you so much why don't you feel the same way?
Girl: k

SIMP: I can't live without you?
Girl: k

And other bunch of simpleton statement.

The alpha male hardly chats or doesn't even chat at all with a girl yet he's the most valued. His lifestyle drives her crazy that she desperately desire to be with him at any given opportunity. In conclusion, Dear Men, value your attention!!!! No man earn respect when he showers unnecessary attention to a girl.

BS, you get too much time
You sound like the said simp above.
Keep yourself busy with more important things

Tombrown3:


Screenshot your comment for future reminder. When those eggs in you start to finish, when wrinkles and mustache start showing in your face as heavy make up won't cover it anymore, when those ones you snubbed move on to a younger version of you.

Then I'll be there, waiting... smiling...

Then I'll remind you this post. don't worry, I know you outside Nairaland. I will definitely shock you.

It will take like 30 more years to come before that will happen, now my question is;

Will u and ur family be alive to witness that day? I guess not

Bye old man

Take it or leave,we all simped at one particular stage of our life