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Ugochukwunnaji003@yahoo.com. Help me check.

This is fucking true, just checked mine.

When the aroma of the jollof rice hits you...... Nigga he aint sleeping none!

Umu nwaanyi ufodu bu ewu.

The feeling i used to get after watching horror movies, cos none those sh!t scares me anymore.

pweetiedee:
You know the girls are not ugly right?

or...


you need glasses.

I don't need glasses, you do. Those girls are just Ugleeee! Money ain't even doing the trick for them.

People who started from the bottom never used iPhones. You can't say you started from the bottom when your bottom is actually someone's top.

Did you use Nokia 3310? Did you borrow clothes and shoes to go out with bae? Did you drink Garri with salt and palm karnel? Did you hawk along the streets? Did you peep through Uncle's window to watch nollywood movies?

You know nothing about the streets and you claim you started from the bottom. HushBingo.

And they say there are no female angels? Lawwwd.. She looks yummy!

herlarho:
I block my crush and deleted her number from my phone..........






cos she posted a picture of her and her new boyfriend hugging................






I hate it when I see things like that.............










share ur experience..............

you were crushing on a girl, you didn't have the balls to ask her out or tell her how you felt, another dude did what you couldn't do, and you are mad cos she's gat herself a man? She probably didn't notice you blocked her. Emmm..Dude, how the fvck did you get her number in the first place? You lieing beast.

Film Umuaka.

auntysimbiat:
make sense

hey ma'am, you a lesbian?

Kingpinukecy:
Disgusting outlook....


#Rubbish. Not even captivating to me.


Abeg make sombdy help me call her and tell ha make she no dey expose dat her monkey skin.....!!!!

monkey skin? Really dude? Kettle calling pot black. Maybe you should hid your baboon skin also. Ijiot.

Why censor it kwanu?

Another ugly Otedola's daughter.

Good piece

You would lead the war at your private villa in Miami kwo? Orji uzo big head

Now, that's trust.

Who this epp?

This is a welcome development but it doesn't change the fact that Okorocha is a pvssy.

I nearly read this.

Yahoo. Buy Apple lappy 250k(for a start o) and small i-pass-my-neighbour-generator. And use the remaining one to do small ritual. Bro, by this time next year, you'd be making real cash. I did it, it worked for me.

He went after the suspects? Was he armed? Probably not! Does he think
khaki is bullet proof? I don't think these cadets receive any form of training at all. They only get punishments and they call it training. RIP man.

Those phones are not even worth 20K... Fools.

His grave won't be any deeper or shallower than 6ft. Porsche or no Porsche.

Bello.

thecatch:
Let me open the floor. As for me I lodged in an hotel then I wanted to connect to the reception couldn't get a number. I dialed the number that came to mind and unfortunately it was a room no of a guy. One thing led to another and we had hot sex. We didn't hear from each other since then

You should try directing porn. A porn director would love such a story. Nice dp though.

I urinated with my pen!s.

This Hushpuppi saga is a publicity stunt. That nigga is craving for attention and he's gotten it. Ice Prince and Phyno should've ignored him...but... Boys will always be Boys.