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 Sports › Re: Arsenal, Man U, Chelsea, R.madrid & Man City Release New 2017/2018 Kits [photo] by Shelloween(m): 2:42pm On Jul 21, 2017 |
#GGMU. |
| Romance › Re: Guy Invites Girl He Met On Facebook To His House And Discover He Was A Boy(pics) by Shelloween(m): 2:13pm On Jul 21, 2017*. Modified: 2:34pm On Jul 21, 2017 |
Lol. I bet you didn't include the part where you kissed him, with dem tongues rolling from your mouth to his, then exchange of saliva and sh!t. Ewwww.( pukes) After a guy you thought was a girl gave you a bj, you had the nerve to post that sh!t on facebook? This nigga is crazy. As for Naija, how far with the 14 years jail term? This gay sh!t is getting out of hand mehn. (pukes again) 1 Like |
| Sports › Re: Man Utd Third Kit 2017/18: Red Devils Launch Controversial Fan-designed Strip by Shelloween(m): 1:40pm On Jul 21, 2017 |
The colour sucks. |
| Romance › Re: Please Your Mature Advice Is Needed:i'm Suspecting My Girlfriend Of Abortion by Shelloween(m): 12:36pm On Jul 21, 2017*. Modified: 1:03pm On Jul 21, 2017 |
bebene:she's angry cos she supports her friend's decision to abort the baby, cos of the circumstances of course, while you don't. You even told her that you hate her friend. Little things like this actually get some girl angry. Just tell her you are sorry about the way you spoke about her friend and the abortion issue, and that if her friend thinks abortion is the right thing for her to do, she is free to do it, it's her life. And that you are just against abortion and would never advise anyone to do it. You don't hate her friend, you hate abortion, and if you were to hate every girl that have committed abortion, you'd hate over half of the girls in the world. 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Romance › Re: Please Your Mature Advice Is Needed:i'm Suspecting My Girlfriend Of Abortion by Shelloween(m): 12:19pm On Jul 21, 2017 |
If you ask her, she will tell you want you want to hear. I.e "No, i would never do such a thing, God forbid, how can you even ask me such a question?". Bro, you've told her you hate girls that have done abortion, so, if she's done it, you will never find out, well, not while you two are still dating. My advice, apologize to your bae (even tho' you gat no reason to). And next time, keep your opinion to yourself, especially when you and bae have different opinions on matters that doesn't concern your relationship. |
| Romance › Re: Please Your Mature Advice Is Needed:i'm Suspecting My Girlfriend Of Abortion by Shelloween(m): 12:07pm On Jul 21, 2017 |
kinginvagina:your mom and sisters told you that? 5 Likes |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Was Your First Job? - Replies Will Crack You Up by Shelloween(m): 11:40am On Jul 21, 2017 |
Washing plates was my real first job. |
| Romance › Re: What Is The Good Thing About Being A Guy? by Shelloween(m): 11:23am On Jul 21, 2017 |
Guys don't menstruate. I can't have blood coming out of my "whatever" monthly. |
| Celebrities › Re: Olakunle Churchill's Alleged Side Chick Rosaline Meurer Shows Off Her New Look by Shelloween(m): 11:18am On Jul 21, 2017 |
She looks like a princess in Disney land. |
| Romance › Re: Can Alcohol Enhance Ones Confidence by Shelloween(m): 3:31pm On Jul 17, 2017 |
TheRealestGuy: |
| Romance › Re: Can Alcohol Enhance Ones Confidence by Shelloween(m): 3:24pm On Jul 17, 2017 |
Yeah. You end up of fooling around, talking to girls you wouldn't've talked to or doing things you wouldn't've done. But, when the whole sh!t clears, you hate yourself. If you really wanna know who your real friends are, get them drunk. Alcohol is a mirror, through which our real self is revealed. |
| Food › Re: See Reactions To A Photo Of Okro Soup By Black Americans by Shelloween(m): 2:27pm On Jul 17, 2017 |
Which kin Okro soup be this one?. This one looks like something they prepared for the gods. Just add some feathers and spray some blood around it, to complete the whole thing. Okro soup nke a gbakwaa oku. |
| Phones › Re: New Samsung Galaxy Note 8, Release Date, Price And Features by Shelloween(m): 2:17pm On Jul 17, 2017 |
Samsung is cool, but I like Dem iPhones. |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Syrian Refugees Rescued Nigerian From Fire! by Shelloween(m): 2:14pm On Jul 17, 2017 |
free2ryhme:damn nigga, you had to quote the whole thing? 1 Like |
| Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson Wows In New Photos As She Goes On Low Cut (photos) by Shelloween(m): 10:45am On Jul 17, 2017 |
Beautiful |
| Celebrities › Re: Facebook User Says 'DEATH' Is The Only Prayer Ailing Halima Abubakar Needs! by Shelloween(m): 10:39am On Jul 17, 2017 |
What did you expect from an Hausa man? 1 Like |
| Celebrities › Re: We Have The Breakup Text Message . . . That Eniola Badmus . . . Sent To Her Ex-b by Shelloween(m): 10:37am On Jul 17, 2017 |
EastGold:
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| Celebrities › Re: We Have The Breakup Text Message . . . That Eniola Badmus . . . Sent To Her Ex-b by Shelloween(m): 10:32am On Jul 17, 2017 |
Lol. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Which Comes First, Religion Or Tribe? by Shelloween(m): 9:51am On Jul 16, 2017 |
MrHyde:lol. If that be the case, you can always help the one with the bigger problem. If their problems are the same, you help the one that spoke first, and say to the other "I would've loved to help you my friend, but he told me his problems first". |
| Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh To Clean Her Body Tattoos As She Turns Born Again by Shelloween(m): 9:33am On Jul 16, 2017 |
It's a puppy head. Dogs don't look demonic, cats and bulls do. That person must be a "Deeper Life" Everything looks demonic to them, even dreadlocks. 120 Likes 2 Shares |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Which Comes First, Religion Or Tribe? by Shelloween(m): 9:30am On Jul 16, 2017 |
The one that came to me first, irrespective of religion or tribe. 1 Like |
| Crime › Re: [photo News] Photos Of Aluko's $80million Yacht Rented To Jay Z And Beyonce by Shelloween(m): 9:26am On Jul 16, 2017 |
Damn! She is beautiful. |
| Nairaland General › Re: An Australian 52-year Old Breaks World Record For Most Push-ups In 1 Hour by Shelloween(m): 9:20am On Jul 16, 2017 |
I can't do 20 without collapsing. |
| Romance › Re: Couple Missed The Obamas, Recreate Their Poses For Their Pre-wedding Photoshoot by Shelloween(m): 8:35am On Jul 16, 2017 |
thesicilian:the only thing remaining is Predivorce pics. 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Couple Missed The Obamas, Recreate Their Poses For Their Pre-wedding Photoshoot by Shelloween(m): 8:34am On Jul 16, 2017 |
lofty900:how e dey do you this morning? Abi you never chop? |
| Romance › Re: Couple Missed The Obamas, Recreate Their Poses For Their Pre-wedding Photoshoot by Shelloween(m): 8:31am On Jul 16, 2017 |
If you miss them, you visit them and chat with them. He is no more the President, seeing them should be less cumbersome now. |
| Celebrities › Re: Raji Fashola's Brother 'ibrahim' Survives Gas Explosion Shares Photos by Shelloween(m): 8:14am On Jul 16, 2017 |
Nothing scares the hell of out me like gas cookers. Lord save us from those mini bombs. |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Why The Ak47 Is Preferred By Most Gun Wielders. by Shelloween(m): 8:12am On Jul 16, 2017 |
akpamuomenka:No. It is used to tickle you and make you laugh. 5 Likes 3 Shares |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Why The Ak47 Is Preferred By Most Gun Wielders. by Shelloween(m): 8:08am On Jul 16, 2017 |
Wow |
| Education › Re: Jamb Results For July 1, 2017 Are Out - Read More by Shelloween(m): 7:01pm On Jul 14, 2017 |
youngscholar:thanks man, I love you. No homo. |
| Education › Re: Jamb Results For July 1, 2017 Are Out - Read More by Shelloween(m): 6:57pm On Jul 14, 2017 |
ubongoton:fvck you mehn. Fvck Jamb mehn. Fvck Nigeria mehn. My dad said "You think you are good enough? Score more than 280 in Jamb and i'll send you outta this country" guess what dad, i raped Jamb. Guys, this is my ticket outta here. Wooooooooooah. |
| Politics › Re: Nigeria Is Negotiable, Say Soyinka, Dickson, Others by Shelloween(m): 6:54pm On Jul 14, 2017 |
The gods have spoken 19 Likes |
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