₦airaland Forum

Try a mobile app that features these job sites so you can select for yourself whichever you want.

Check this thread for the app

https://www.nairaland.com/2685888/myjob-mobile-app-android

Association of Strange Women aka awon iya at work.

chigomiced:
Dis shows dat u dnt know wat sarcasm means

We are on the same side bro. I was just buttressing the guy's point on sarcasm.

new2020:
Another rambling idiot from the waste. You claim Ibos are your problem, they agreed in 1967 to peacefully cut off from you, you refused. Today once again they are working assiduously to cut off from you yet you refuse but continue to insinuate they are the problem. Something is fundamentally wrong with you...either you are imbibed with unlenting self loathe or implacably a vicious demon .

You opted to leave Nigeria only to relocate your dirty asses to ore on your way to capture Lagos and Ibadan. Do those places sound Biafran to you?


You lot are just greedy land grabbers. Your greed led millions of you to the slaughter in the civil war.


I want to believe the lesson is well learnt. Next time you want to secede, don't come anywhere the South West or your casualties will triple.

Yawns.

brunofarad:
Guys Read the write up Well There's Sarcasm imbeded

This is how you know our people don't read.they just rush to type.
Nice write up.

Someone writes an article and i see simpletons calling Yoruba. Did a Yoruba masquerade beat shit out of you in your sleep that the first thing you shout early in the morning is "Yoruba"

You better get a life or die trying.


If you want your Biafra, no one is holding you back. Just call all your flat-headed fellas scrounging the South West back home and be gone.

But it's crass stupidity if you keep screaming Biafra but still keep your Nigerian passport and recent registered for the Nigerian BVN.


Word enough

Watching the development from the top of a palm tree.

These fire incidences are getting out of hand. People should be proactive.

Lol.

Like the girl that asked me to send 500 recharge card


I bought the card


Loaded it on my phone



Then sent her the used pincode

What
You got to be yanking me.

Jonathan wouldn't even qualify for boys scout let alone the Nigerian military.


Let him try girls guide.

Ijaya123:
I love this news.

Now is the time to diversify, most definitely and for the Federal government to put on it's thinking cap on how to come up with short, medium and long term measures for the survival of the economy.

For those always shouting our oil, they may end up drinking the oil.

They will drink the oil with kulikuli.

Great decision.
Hold them tight. Make them squeal like a piggy.


#products of pdp.

Thanks @op.

Sad.

Very good.


To add to the op's point i think a good knowledge of the position can help you know how rude they can deliberately get.

Take for instance you're being interviewed for a role that deals with human relation, the interviewer can get deliberately very rude to test your composure i.e. to see how you'd behave if one jerk ass unreasonable customer comes your way.


If on the other hand you're being interviewed for a security job, the permissible level of rudeness is low.


Joke: you can slap the interviewer to let him know you're a no nonsense security man

The name i saw on the desk when i was registering was what i used.


I'll like to know the meaning of

Lalasticlala

Obinoscopy

Phockphockman

Fisifunkododada

Ise aye.

If he falls off the bike now he will blame the "Association of Strange Women AKA Awon Iya" in his village.

Kyase:
Yes of course we believe you.
I can see some people praying for bomb blast and even fasting this kixmass, but god pass them.

I tell you. Some ppl are praying heartily for a bomb blast so that they can scream BUHARI's name to the high heaven.


Job 5:12 says He (God) disappointeth the devices of the crafty, so that their hands cannot perform their enterprise.

Source?

hakeem4:
Abeg who see my chicken? ... It left the house on the 24th now I can't find it


If found please return to the nearest police station

You better inform the Nigerian customs in case it's trying to cross the border

and the Nigerian Airforce in case it attempts flying across border.

Merry Christmas to all APC fans.

May thunder fire all PDP fans

May chicken bone get stuck in the teth of bad mods

May Chelsea fans recover all their losses.


May Mourinho's fate befall Arsenal



Na joke i dey oh. Make mod no go ban me for christmas day.


MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL.

Photoshop.

princejayboss:
People like will follow sheepishly till naija get its ruin.... Leave the guy alone ... He just made a reasonable comment.... Abi mr lai de lair na ur papa?

So uncouth, so ill mannered in speech and verbally indecent. No doubt a product of a broken home. It explains your disrespect for your father.

TonyeBarcanista:
Saraki and Dogara emerging Senate President and House Speaker respectively!

Barcelona winning the UCL.

PDP sweeping SS and SE in the last election especially Rivers and Bayelsa states.

Dickson flooring Sylva... Etc


However, being government spokesman is not about political projections. Its about projecting the government and its action/policies in good light and building relationship between the government and the publics especially the masses. Its about getting the people to understand the government and gaining their trusts and support.

Yay.. I give you that.


But Lai is doing just exactly what your last sentence says.

Good.

In the op's minuscule mind.

Not a bad idea.

TonyeBarcanista:
I think Buhari should relieve Lai of his position. The man is old and out of touch. He is unfit to be the government's spokesperson..

So who should he appoint? You?


Tell me one analysis of yours that has come to fruition yet.