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I agree wit u BT u can't speak for oda doctors.
U can only speak for ursef because there r naughty doctors.

iduzebaba:
it's called vaginal examination, and it is part of the clinical examinations for pregnant women, it is not routine, and not always done during every antenatal visit but only when it's indicated. we doctors are professionals and should not be associated with lewdness.

Now u wanna attack a toddler.
Empty barrels make too much noise.
I no ur type n I no hw to deal wit dem.
U beta don't kill ursef defending politicians DAT don't giv a Bleep who d hell u r.
Me I dey shine ma eyes wit dem o.
I dey pain u(in Hausa)

jmaine:
Lolz, pain indeed. You brought it upon yourself by referencing your phantom 3 year old.

dont tk it personal!
now u r behaving like PDP leaving issues n attacking personality.
e dey pain u o gaga!

jmaine:
Will you shut up, who gives a fvck about your 3 year old understanding the poor writing style of her dad. I simply pity the poor creature bestowed on you.

Putting me on your radar will just put you on harms way, that I can assure you cos you will get demolished here. Trust me on that.

You better be guided cos I don't tolerate rubbish from inadequate fellows.

wot did u nt understand in ma writing?
r u from dis world at all?
my 3yr old girl will understand wot i ve written.
wake up,dis is online social media n u xpect me to write everything in full(to spoon feed u?)
i ll put u on ma radar.

jmaine:
You are too simple minded to be engaged in a robust debate , worse is that you can't even justify the stench of hypocrisy streaming out of you . . . . . And please always try to type in a discernible language for easy understanding.

i tot u were politically inclined, i was wrong!
political calculations r nt like wot u potrayed.
talking abt deceit,is it ur Jonathan dat is nt deceitful?
wot ve u as an individual benefited from d govt at d centre?
do u ve light in ur hse now?
look around u d graduates from tertiary institution,hw many of dem r employed?
is dis d country u want for ursef?
hw many federal roads r good?
if u dont ve ansas to dese questions,lay low n embrace change.
weda u like it or nt change is at d corner only time will tell.

jmaine:
You are just another hypocrite on the loose, who told you that 75% of the populace are happy with Fashola second term performance . . .

Imagine Fashola operating at the Federal level yet you agents of change overlooked him while celebrating the choice of a deceitful semi literate unproductive general as the icon of change.

Stop deceiving yourself and accept your demand for change at the center doesn't bother on performance but sheer partisan bias . . . .

Wot u don't understand is DAT Lagos is a mega city n before it will measure up with world standard it will tk time BT we r almost dere.
Rem,lagos was never like dis b4.
Tinubu may not ve done much during his tenure,BT how many govs did?
Fashola has bin fantastic.
Drive round Lagos n count or blessing.
A govt cannot satisfy all its citizens at d same time BT if up to 75% r saying yes DAT means it is yes.
Imagine a Fashola operating at d federal level?!
Dis is not to say dey r faultless.
Change at d federal level is all I nid.

jmaine:
Which good work ? Is it the same Lagos am residing . . . . . We will effect "change" from Tinubu puppeteer govt.

APC of course.
Let d good work continues.

jmaine:
Who are you voting for in Lagos . .

plz let me understand ur question.

jmaine:
Now what is your stance with Ambode candidacy ?

PDP failed dis country for 16yrs.
no light, no employment, no good roads, no water, d list is endless.
wot is d gain?

Annorge:
I guess you are referring to APC because the people that failed u for 16 years are the drivers of APC. Clean ur eye and look again, you'll see clearly this time. Change is the new meaning of decite.

wot Lagosians r u talking abt?
speak for ursef alone.
dont u ever speak for lagosians.
who r u to speak for millions of lagosians?
let oda lagosians speak for demselves n stop taking panadol for lagosians.
u ve one vote,cast it for ur preffered candidate n let lagosians cast theirs.
am a lagosian n i nid a change.
i cannot continue to vote for a party dat has failed me for 16yrs.

ochejoseph:
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Lagosians are smart people who are waiting for Tinubu who has converted Lagos to his  feeding bottle 

1. Sun Burn Yatch which cost lagosians Billions has suddenly disappeared 

2. Lagos constructed  The Most expensive power plant in the world yet it supplies less than 8 MW of electricity 

3. Lagos Metro rail that has refused to see the Light of day after Buhari cancelled the first one  because funds were diverted into completing the intercontinental Hotel 

4. Alpha Beta that has collected over 206 billion of Lagos state cash but that is not enough Tinubu wants CBN 

5.Tinubu  Evicted lagos state Polytechnic and converted the estate and Lands to his TVC television station and radio 


6.APC  Increased LASU school fees from 25' K to 250K without any Value addition, lecturers in LASU are among the least paid in Nigeria despite the huge IGR

7. Only his Daughter is fit and anointed to become Iyaloja, Only his wife is smart enough to become senator, his Son Inlaw must be A House of Rep Member or else he'll will be let loosed 

But it's Time Up for Tinubu and His gang ,Lagosians Have decided to take their destiny into their own Hand 

Freedom! Forward ever Backward Never

Wot is he talking abt evil generation?
Did he missed d part of d bible DAT talked abt Sodom n Gomora?
Wot generation was DAT? It wasn't from our generation.
Pastor get ur facts clearly I beg u.

Wots d diff BTW 5 n 6?
Wot has he done in 4yrs?
I woke up by dis time because of heat.
No light,I ve bin fanning my dotas wit hand fan.
I ran gen on daily basis till late in d night.
On wot a/c will I put d cost of fuel as a civil servant?
Ask ursef if u r enjoying d basic amenities in life in dis country.
PDP govt has failed let us ve a change together wit our votes.
If APC fail to give us d change we all clamour for,we vote dem out.
Our children r watching us n dey will soon ask us wot we ve done wit our votes.

Sunnybobo3:
For Prof. Osinbajo not to be able to calculate how long Jonathan has been in power, he has to present his First School Leaving Certificate.

Jonathan has been in power for 4 years and 9 months as president and 3 months as acting president.

Y is it shinning as if dey pour oil on it?
let us c d interior pix.
pls say d truth,any issues with d ride?

Rapmoney:
During my sojourn in the Ivory Tower, I knew many guys who had their girlfriends stay with them! The truth is that any girl that brings her stuffs to stay in your house in school must have a secrete plan. Now, you ain't married yet she stays with you in your one-room apartment or probably, a bed-sitter. You may think you are having a swell time, but my guy, let me tell you, you are definitely in for it!!! When a guy allows his girlfriend to stay with him in school, he is bound to do the following 5 foolish things:

1) You spend the hard-earned money of your parents or guardians to rent an apartment and she packs in. She will save the money that has been given to her and use it to better her life! You go dey there dey form 'married man' I guess you have never worked for money before so you don't freaking know what it means to cough out thousands or hundreds of thousands to rent an apartment! I know guys who wouldn't allow their younger ones stay with them in school, but dem fit pay continuously for an apartment for dem and their girlfriends from 100L to final year. What a pity!!!

2) You start feeding her! Deh say small pikin wey wan carry e papa for shoulder, na big blokos go suffocate am!!! When you decide to live like a married man, you must also accept the responsibilities of a married man! Simple. How can you be taking care of somebody when you are still being taken care of? I don't get it. Most girls who find themselves in such position would definitely pray it lasts till they sit for their degree exams! She buys Brazilian hairs, jewelry, shoes, bags, clothes, etc with her up-keep money And you? You use yours to buy breads, fry eggs and make tea for the both of you! Not forgetting that her friends will still come and eat. When will you have sense then?

3) If both of you are in the same dept., you end up doing assignments for her, writing tests and exams for her! Didn't God give her brain? There's a high possibility that she would graduate with a 2.1 and you, a 2.2 or a 3rd class because God must surely punish you for cheating and impersonating

4) You lose your privacy and the opportunity to interact and associate with other reasonable, focused and ambitious students on campus! Your friends take precaution before they visit you. You are stuck with just one person. Why do you think young people are always encouraged to reach out to and make friends with members of the opposite sex far from the time they would be getting married? I ask you, Papa Lotanna!!! Yes, that's who you are since you have decided to get married in school without the knowledge of your parents. That's why I still prefer private universities. Things like cohabiting hardly take place!

5) Foolishly thinking that both of you will get married at last! Most of the guys I knew personally in the university who cohabited with their girlfriends were later dumped or jilted after graduation. Reason: those girls would not want to lose their privacy normally living with a guy from 100L to final year but they decided to cohabit to save their resources and live on the guys' resources I told you, these girls have plans and you are not part of their plans...just one of the steps on the ladder for those plans to be achieved!!! So when will you have sense, I asked again?

Go to school, study very hard, learn a trade or skill as you are schooling. Make adequate plans for life after graduation. Stop making marriage plans with your that babe that cohabits with you. If you do, you do, you either day-dreaming or living in a fool's paradise! You are free to have girlfriend because you are mature but don't allow them cohabit with you!

A word is enough for the wise...peace to ya' all.
Happy Sunday!!!

true talk
i dated a lady on campus den,we enjoyed each oda from yr 1 to final yr.
she had a bf all thru den n we both no,though she met him b4 me n nt in d same state.
all assignments,seminars,project n exams na me dey do am.
we talked abt getting married to each oda,she agreed.
i loved her truly wit all my heart bt she has a shocker for me afta our final yr especially afta d project.
she told me she cannot marry me because of religious diff n dat her 1st lover has done nothing wrong for her to leave him.
i was mad,she spoilt d beginning of my service yr.
she left me for d guy inspite of all my begging.
unfortunately for her,d guy married anoda lady n dumped her.
meanwhile i moved on n God gave me a brand new lady as wife.
she is yet to marry now,am not mocking her am only saying it 4 odas to learn.
she cost me my 1st class slot n almost cost me my 2.1(i made a 2.1)
DONT CARRY ANY GIRL FINANCIALLY OR ACADEMICALLY IN SCH,ITS SO SO DANGEROUS.

i married a virgin.
it will b difficult in d beginning to ve full penetration bt as times goes on all dat will disappear.
for close to a yr it was war having sex wit her.
my wife is not sexmanic,she is normal.
i was very lucky to ve her as my wife.

Dapo777:
Most times when a girl decide to remain a virgin till she gets married,its usually out of indoctrination, or in some rare cases lack of exposure/opportunity.

Girls,especially in this part of the world are told to remain virgins till she gets married, so that her husband would appreciate her and put a lot of value on her. How true is this?

Well, if I should discover that my wife is a Virgin on our honey moon,I would be impressed that she was able to hold herself,that shows that she is disciplined. It also gives me some sense of pride that I am the "first"

On the other hand.......

I will feel a bit worried.

Sex is the number one factor that determines the success of a marriage.

A virgin would have one or more issues relating to sex.

There are two categories of virgin(female)

1)Those that masturbate.
2)Those that don't masturbate.

A virgin that masturbate would be selfish on bed. She would feel she can satisfy herself and probably doesn't require her husband for sexual fulfilment. Its their kind that would be faking orgasm in bed. They are usually the feminists.

A virgin that don't masturbate would be a sex maniac after marriage. Especially if her husband is really experienced on bed. All the urges she has failed to satisfy while in her youth would be burdened on her husband. Its their kind that won't get satisfied after 6 rounds

You see. Both kinds of virgin would pose some problems to their husband after marriage.

Imagine if your wife can't be satisfied from your penis, check closely she was/is probably a masturbator while in her youth. Worse of all when she fakes orgasm. Problems would start emerging.

Imagine if your wife has more libido than you do, after all the hectic pounding and pounding,she starts moving her hands over you while you resting and then you start feeling insufficient.

This is my opinion.

*dodges bottles from virgins*

dont say dat.
i married a virgin n she is cool.

Allureoftheseas:
cant even dream.of marrying a virgin, they are just so useless,

Go hug transformer

Zellie:
I think I can see 20 people

Bunch of Grade A losers

Ode leleyi o

ShowYourCertificate:
Jonathan is definitely winning this election. I'm glad to be part of the winning team.

Meanwhile we are waiting for Buhari to show us his certificate

[size=25pt]#BuhariShowYourCertificate[/size]

Shut up!

DickDastardly:
Valentine is "HARAM" to the Buhari i know!
APC trying very hard to fool Nigerians

U no dey hear word!
Mind ur biz in d church n stop looking around for bossoms!
Weda is good or bad is not ur biz.
Does d bossoms look like ur bible?!
Aproko!

jnrbayano:
On the 1st bold, I didn't stare at the booobs deliberately, I only turned towards the noise I heard as the Op clearly stated.

On the 2nd bold, because she is bound to disturb and distract the people around her and that will not be proper.

On the 3rd bold, where did you learn that from? Bible, Koran??

On the 4th bold, I should not be my sister's keeper again?

Tell us how difficult it is to rig election.
U r so dumb!
D captain said dey hinted Tinubu abt it.
U r still saying Y can't dey repeat d rigging in Osun.
Will u ve allowed ursef to b fooled twice?
Ode OSI!
Can't u add up 1+1 to give u 11?
U beta stop deceiving ursef n embrace change

emmabowin:
I am fully convinced that the ekiti election wasn't rigged. They may be an ulterior motive of the military to rig the election but it didn't came to bear.You can ask INEC to bring the ballot papers for them to be counted again or you can even conduct the election ten more times and fayose would still have won. Now answer this question, if indeed the PDP had rigged the ekiti election, how come they were unable to repeat the same feat in osun in which the Apc won. FYI, it is very difficult to rig election in Nigeria nowadays, thanks to president Jonathan for his electoral reforms and for repositioning INEC

Anoda lie!I don't want to reply to ur lies anymore.
Pls,I will advise u stay tuned to channels TV before u blow anoda lie DAT will make u dumb.
Am old enough to b ur fada!

Flets:
All I read in your post was lie, terrible, foolish, brainless, idiot, sentiments etc.... So I simply concluded you are a typical janja.weed.

I dont afford mannerless kids response but for your education. ... 48M was available to distributionbefore last week from which only 30+M was distributed.

15M only arrived abuja from the foreign printing company on 4th January (10 days before elections) which is globally unacceptable. Jega failed on this one.

Now run along..........

U can lie! And I don't no ur gain in lying.some people r just terrible liars!
As at early dis WK,48.8M PVCs have been given out from abt 68M.
Don't be foolishly beclouded by sentiments.
And odas stupidly queue behind u by liking ur foolish comment without verifying d figures.
Bunch of brainless idiots!

Flets:
Shame on Buhari for attending the security council meeting that he has avoided for 4years just to see the electorate disenfranchised. 

How can Mr Integrity insist that the electorate whom he seeks their votes and are qualified/ registered be denied the opportunity just because he thinks he has an edge?Another shame on Jega.

How on earth can you insist to go ahead with an election when you failed to distribute 30 million out of 68 million PVCs? is it not outright robbery to disenfranchise almost 45% registered voters?

Just last week, the last 15 million PVCs where flown in and yet you insisted to hold an election 10 days after?

How come the embattled NE have more PVCs distributed than the SS?

Why the choice to hand over northern PVCs to the emirs and sultans than the LG INEC officers like its done in the south?

All eyes on Jega henceforth. His alliance to the northern agenda is obvious and he showed his cards too early.

Ode le leyi o!

freshness2020:
it's show time Lagos!
if you do anyhow you will see anyhow!
..it high time to return Lagos to its full glory!
..JK Agbaje! Our man for 2015!

cant u read btw d lines? a report dat was suppose to last 4 months got delayed by anoda 2 months n received on Monday.
who is fooling who? trying to create impression dat dey r fighting corruption.
talking abt God punishing, dont u no dat God is already punishing u front,back,up,down n centre?
ONIRANU!

OLADD:
I thought people like you and APC were saying Jonathan had embezzled $20b, God punish all of you front and back.

story for the gods!

sosanova:
[size=14pt]Amaechi getting confused day by day .. .Amaechi who hasn't attended council of state meeting for more than a year, is now attending because of Election matters...[/size]

Ur point is pointless,embrace change!

ShowYourCertificate:
This is bad news for the APC goons. They had hopd the Principal had died so that Jonathan would be blamed and then Nigerians will no longer be concerned about where Buhari’s Certificate is but will be concerned about who killed the Principal. This is what we call diversionary tactics.

This is bad news for the APC folks. The Principal who forged Buhari’s Statement of Result is still alive and will be called in as a witness when the Court case against Buhari begins in earnest .

I hereby plead with the security agents to protect this man as he is our key witness.

Meanwhile, we are still waiting for Buhari to do the needful.

[size=25pt]#BuhariShowYourCertificate[/size]

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Where do u c change for d worse?if u ve ur ears on ground abt happenings in d country,u will no DAT everyone is yearning for a change.don't forget we r in democracy n Buhari also appreciates DAT.the era of military dictatorship is gone.
Do u no DAT Buhari alone can't b making all d laws n passing dem?we ve d national assembly n d judiciary,dey serve as checks n balance.he can b impeached if he messes up.
So my dear,I don't buy all d points u raised.
Plz if can't beat dem just embrace change.

naijaking1:
Normal people and organizations don't accept change for the worse, they accept change for the better. Things are bad in Nigeria, but can we really afford to go back to the days of dictatorship?
We fail to appreciate that even speaking and loudly speaking openly against the president without fear of any personal harm is an achievement by itself. And we wouldn't appreciate what we have until we loose it.
A certain Buhari in 1984, not only jailed social and 'professional' critics like Tai Solarin(who wasnt even in government) and others wrongly accused of corruption, but here we're today not being fully appreciative of GEJ tolerance for free speech.

So wot has these blocks of building got to do with political campaign?
And wot lessons do we learn from it?
We don't nid any foreigner to tell us hw corrupt dis present govt is.
Ask urself if u OK with d situation of tins in d country.
Embrace change n stop deceiving ursef.

naijaking1:
Because every campaign against GEJ or PEJ is coordinated and falsely propagated with the help of their American company working to remove GEJ from power at all cost!

Plz let me have ur email for beta communication.
Drop ur mail here or send me mail on sherbol2002@yahoo.com

Fhemmmy:
Thanks for your response. .. only buy my rides in USA and Canada and send to Nigeria myself, I wont be anle to comment on what is being sold by someone else, only what I have up fod sale, I could comment on.