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Celebrities / Re: Singer Tekno Seen Conveying Transparent Truck With "Half-Unclad Ladies Twerking by shesawesome(f): 6:19pm On Aug 03, 2019
Only in Lagos
Looks like publicity stunt tho
Celebrities / Re: Tekno Responsible For Conveying Unclad Girls In A Transparent Truck In Lekki by shesawesome(f): 6:13pm On Aug 03, 2019
Only in Lagos
Looks like publicity stunt tho

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Crime / Re: Suicide Rate By Country 2019: Nigeria Listed by shesawesome(f): 10:22pm On Aug 01, 2019
PoliteActivist:


Same to u, my dear, and to all NLers. Will call that guy soon for the course
ok sir
Celebrities / Re: BBNaija: The New Housemate Mate, Joe Is Albert Macurly Grandson (Photo) by shesawesome(f): 10:18am On Aug 01, 2019
oglalasioux:
Albert Macurly or Herbert Macaulay?

Herbert Macauley died in 1946. He can only be this guy's great grand father not grand father.
You didn't get the joke

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Celebrities / Re: BBNaija: The New Housemate Mate, Joe Is Albert Macurly Grandson (Photo) by shesawesome(f): 10:17am On Aug 01, 2019
LadySarah:
Maybe becausr of his moustache...
Yea it's sarcasm.

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Celebrities / Re: Kanye West Is Now A Born–Again Christian - Nicki Minaj by shesawesome(f): 10:15am On Aug 01, 2019
How about his illuminati conspiracy theories

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Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels & Billionaire Hubby, Ned Nwoko, Stepchildren Go On Vacation. Pics by shesawesome(f): 9:52am On Aug 01, 2019
those kids are cute

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Crime / Re: Suicide Rate By Country 2019: Nigeria Listed by shesawesome(f): 9:48am On Aug 01, 2019
Politeactivist I wish you all you wish yourself, but most especially I wish you have a wonderful month ahead of you. Happy New Month
May this month and every other month after be full of gladness, laughter, love and pleasant surprises.

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Religion / Re: Michael Job: The 'Jesus' In Kenya Is An Evangelist (Photos) by shesawesome(f): 1:15am On Jul 31, 2019
Favyneme:
according to this facebook user, he stated that the jesus in Kenya is an Evangelist named Michael Job.

according to him, he is an international evangelist who has worked with many notable evangelists including Reinhard Bonnke.

he is also an actor at TBN Holy Land experience Orlando where he portrays Jesus hence his outfit.

see below

more pics at https://favytalk..com/2019/07/the-jesus-in-kenya-is-evangelist.html?m=1

Crime / Re: Suicide Rate By Country 2019: Nigeria Listed by shesawesome(f): 1:41pm On Jul 28, 2019
PoliteActivist:

Check mail
Seen Thank you for all you have done. I can never thank you enough. Really : Won't know where to start or end
Crime / Re: Suicide Rate By Country 2019: Nigeria Listed by shesawesome(f): 12:30am On Jul 28, 2019
PoliteActivist:


Did u see it?
Good morning sir. See what?
Crime / Re: Suicide Rate By Country 2019: Nigeria Listed by shesawesome(f): 3:08am On Jul 24, 2019
PoliteActivist:

Been sooo busy. Will call later
alright sir
Crime / Re: Suicide Rate By Country 2019: Nigeria Listed by shesawesome(f): 11:11am On Jul 22, 2019
PoliteActivist:


I can't imagine calling myself god of any kind. I can't even make my own hair or nails grow! Some god!
BTW I'm interested in that your "make N12,000 a day" deal. I'd be calling soon
hello good morning sir, hope you're good..wanted to know if you eventually got the mini training from the person, probably you can pass on the knowledge to me like you suggested
Sports / Re: Lagos Boys Pose With Anthony Joshua (Photo) by shesawesome(f): 10:50am On Jul 16, 2019
danieljoel759:
The International boxer, Anthony Joshua was pictured among Lagos boys when he visited Nigeria. what do you think about the photo?

Source: https://www.musictori.com/2019/07/what-do-you-think-of-this-photo-of.html
Sports / Re: We Won’t Fall For Algerians’ Antics, Omeruo Vows by shesawesome(f): 7:29am On Jul 16, 2019
PoliteActivist:
Nig vs Alg (2-1)

How come no one mentions juju in things like this. If all these our babalawos can't help us beat them 5-0 I don't want to hear anything else about juju. They are only good at hard-to-prove things - like bulletproof and making people invisible!

FTC.
I am on top!
Shesawesome, you and everybody that thought I won't amount to nothing, see your life! grin
I never thought so oh lol
Crime / Re: Nafeezat Abdul Suicide, 200 Level Student Of ABU Commits Suicide (Photos) by shesawesome(f): 9:21am On Jul 07, 2019
Timisamd:


I agree with you ..
Pleasure at all times is not good ...
That is why difficulty is said to build us ..
If you're passing through any difficulty right from a small age. . and you're wondering if you're the only one .. Just keep going it is training you .. Pleasures and joy is good but not as safe as when it is mixed with little challenge .. A Yoruba adage once say to ban dun e fura ( if it going smoothly for long be aware )

Me as one .. I grow up facing my difficulty in life (at least relative to some people) at very tender age (9'10 years) I sell corn , I do labour , I clear weeds for our neighbourhood and in the street .. We struggled . I fail in school at very small age I experience depression (at least if not as much as others) I was made to repeat a class thought I am brilliant .. I couldn't even get through it for some days . But above all I keep going ...

Since I was too young to commit or think of suicide I thought it just a normal way I was destined to live (though wrong) .. Bros and sis pls .. Don't always pray for an easy life .. Pray for strength ..
if you failed in times of adversity your strength is small ...
Be close to your creature .. Now I realized all those though times only build me .. Above all suicide is an option but not for the strong but for the weak who have no where to paddled their life boat ..
Stay close to God .. Hard work pays a lot keep working be diligent be truthful .. Have a clear conscience ..
I bet there is so little competition .. You will make it and even be justified ...

Crime / Re: Nafeezat Abdul Suicide, 200 Level Student Of ABU Commits Suicide (Photos) by shesawesome(f): 9:19am On Jul 07, 2019
omale88:
If you haven't attempted taking your life before then don't say a thing on this thread, you think what leads to suicide is a joke?you think to decide to take your own life is child's play?if you have never thought of suicide then you haven't reach the peak of your problems in life yet,now you think those who commit suicide are being foolish because you think like an infant,you have no ideal what real depression is, you have no idea of what it means to be marooned at the middle of the Pacific to swim your way to life while sailors cheer you up passing by in their ship,you have no idea to be in a situation where no one believes you or wants to understand you,you have no idea of what it means to seek money for a surgery and people who can afford to give you that tell you all they could offer is a prayer,as I have said you have no idea about this ailment called depression you are on your own in depression no angel or demon can pull you out of that because they don't feel,God gave only a man the power to do so,but when a man fails,you would be dragged into a sees pool of darkness then perish,but when you survive you become in evitable because you have conquered death in a battle to live and die with a purpose.only those powerful people can relate to what I have written, so I urge all you kids blaming people for comiting suicide to shut it!.the only reason why you blame people for comiting suicide is because you think their choice or options are as clear as yours. You have no idea.
I can't like this enough...so on point

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Crime / Re: Nafeezat Abdul Suicide, 200 Level Student Of ABU Commits Suicide (Photos) by shesawesome(f): 9:19am On Jul 07, 2019
omale88:
If you haven't attempted taking your life before then don't say a thing on this thread, you think what leads to suicide is a joke?you think to decide to take your own life is child's play?if you have never thought of suicide then you haven't reach the peak of your problems in life yet,now you think those who commit suicide are being foolish because you think like an infant,you have no ideal what real depression is, you have no idea of what it means to be marooned at the middle of the Pacific to swim your way to life while sailors cheer you up passing by in their ship,you have no idea to be in a situation where no one believes you or wants to understand you,you have no idea of what it means to seek money for a surgery and people who can afford to give you that tell you all they could offer is a prayer,as I have said you have no idea about this ailment called depression you are on your own in depression no angel or demon can pull you out of that because they don't feel,God gave only a man the power to do so,but when a man fails,you would be dragged into a sees pool of darkness then perish,but when you survive you become in evitable because you have conquered death in a battle to live and die with a purpose.only those powerful people can relate to what I have written, so I urge all you kids blaming people for comiting suicide to shut it!.the only reason why you blame people for comiting suicide is because you think their choice or options are as clear as yours. You have no idea.
I can't like this enough

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Crime / Re: Suicide Rate By Country 2019: Nigeria Listed by shesawesome(f): 11:15pm On Jul 06, 2019
PoliteActivist:


Understand. Shesawesome, Riyagod dess is already into that biz u mentioned. Maybe u get in touch with her
you mean the mini importation?
Crime / Re: Suicide Rate By Country 2019: Nigeria Listed by shesawesome(f): 6:48pm On Jul 06, 2019
PoliteActivist:


Finally seen it. Funny, it is actually easier to communicate through here, NL, than email
Hehe i know right
Crime / Re: Suicide Rate By Country 2019: Nigeria Listed by shesawesome(f): 6:48pm On Jul 06, 2019
Politeactivist hello, sent you a mail sir
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Receives The African Achievers' Award In London (photos) by shesawesome(f): 7:43am On Jul 06, 2019
Atikuorbuhari:
One of Nigeria's biggest blogger's, Linda Ikeji has been honored in London as she is awarded the African Achievers' Awards for 'African Media Influencer 2019'. She shared this photo and wrote...

"Dear London, can't wait to see you soon! ��. I'm coming over to receive this amazing award; African Media Influencer 2019 at the 2019 African Achievers Awards taking place at the UK House of Commons. Thanks to the organizers for the honour. .
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I will also be speaking at a University (details later). Yay! Oh wait, ��..lol. .
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I'm also officially launching lindaikeji tv in London on July 18th. Can't wait to meet some of our cool friends and fans of the brand. And yes, I'm coming over with the whole crew...lol. ❤"

Source: https://www.musictori.com/2019/07/linda-ikeji-receives-african-achievers.html

Crime / Re: Suicide Rate By Country 2019: Nigeria Listed by shesawesome(f): 7:38am On Jul 06, 2019
PoliteActivist:


Hello. I resent mail,, didn't know it never reached you
Crime / Re: Computer Programmer Commits Suicide in Lagos After Securing Canadian Visa by shesawesome(f): 9:19pm On Jul 03, 2019
cry
Crime / Re: Suicide Rate By Country 2019: Nigeria Listed by shesawesome(f): 11:57pm On Jul 01, 2019
PoliteActivist:


Just seen it.

What u think of this story:


BE VERY VERY CAREFUL OF THE PAPA ANOINTING CHURCHES. INFACT, STAY AWAY FROM THEM:

A TRUE LIFE STORY.
Why You Should Be Very Careful What Church You Attend (and "so-called" Men of God You Follow) - A MUST READ!

My name is Chidubem Okwu. I am a pastor, but I have disappointed God and I really don’t know where to begin to tell my story.
I must tell you the truth. I can’t really say if I have a call or not. I was a Sunday School teacher in my church for 9 years at Kaduna. In 1999 I was led to start a church, but from the experiences I have gathered now I cannot say I was actually led by the Holy Spirit to start that church.

As at 2008, I was not making any progress both spiritually and materially. I saw many churches which began several years after mine. Another pastor began his church in 2006 and by 2012 he was recording 11,000 people on a Sunday service and he was also making good money and riding in big cars, including the latest jeeps.

After listening to me, he promised to help me solve my problem. He said I needed to be empowered and that it is going to cost me some amount of money besides, I need to have a big and strong heart. Then he asked me if I have got a strong heart and I told him that I have, as long as it is not going to involve killing a fellow human being. He asked me thrice if I have got a strong heart and I consistently gave him the same answer. Again he asked me if I want a single empowerment or double empowerment and I asked him which one was better and he said double empowerment was better but it wouldl cost me a lot of money, and that after the empowerment I was going to be told how to maintain and renew the power.

In Lagos we lodged at the guest house of a big ministry and at 11.30p.m we went out in a private car to the Bar-beach. At the Bar-beach we were at the bank when he spoke some unknown language and told me that a woman was going to come out of the water and that I should do whatever she says. As soon as he said that, there was rumbling on the surface of the water and a mermaid came out of it. The general overseer told me not to be afraid that the mermaid will not harm me, so I picked courage when I saw her.
When she came to the surface of the water, the lower part of her body was like that of a fish. My eyes were transfixed to that lower part, and as she was getting closer to me it became human. Then she came to me and asked me to have sex with her which I did in the presence of the general overseer. After having sex with her, she put her hand in her vagina and made a sign of the cross on my forehead and my palm.

That afternoon as I was sleeping, that same mermaid I had sex with at the Bar-beach came to me in my dream and told me that to maintain and also constantly renew the power I must be having sex with a virgin once every month, so this jolted me out of sleep. I went to the general overseer’s room to explain what I saw and heard in my dream and he said it was no problem. When I asked him how I was going to be getting the virgins he said he was going to assist me get them, but I needed to pay for his service. Honestly Apostle after this I wanted to backout, but I had no courage to say or do so.

In the evening we were at the local airport in Lagos and took a flight to Port-Harcourt. At Port-Harcourt we lodged in the guest house of another ministry and at mid-night we got out, eventually arriving in a very big compound of a woman called Eze-Nwanyi. Inside the compound were many houses.
We met many pastors there including first generation church pastors. When it was my turn, the general overseer paid some money and itemized what should be done for me. When I went into the room I was surprised it was a woman again and as I was thinking – woman again! I found myself on top of the woman on a bed in an adjacent room. Honestly I have not been able to recall how I found myself on that bed. I had sex with her and also sucked her breasts. After the sexual session, she made some animal cry and administered some stuff into my eyes and I began immediately to see into the spirit world and also discussed with some spirit beings. After that she gave me a bottle of olive oil which she called “do as I say”. She said with this the members of my church will do whatever I ask them to do.

She also gave me another bottle of olive oil which she called “all seeing oil”. She said with the oil I could see deep into people’s secrets, and a bottle of olive oil which she called “slaying oil” for slaying people (under "so-called" anointing) during prayer. She finally gave me two more bottles of olive oil. The first one is “crowd pulling oil” and the second one is “touch and follow” – which I will be using to hypnotize women especially virgins because I will be having sex with them and married women to renew the empowerment. She said I could have sex and immediately after that I could go straight into ministration without having my bath. She bound me with an oath of secrecy.

I have been having sex with virgin girls and married women and things have been working out fine for my family and the church for the past six years, but I have gotten to a stage in which I am no longer feeling comfortable with the whole thing. I have had dreams in which I saw myself burning in hell. I have had this dream of hell seven times and in one of the dreams I awoke only for the same dream to continue when I went back to bed. I have been having sleepless nights, and many nights I get raped by that same mermaid. I have lost two of my children mysteriously, but through the same pattern. For the past three months I have not been able to get virgin girls and this has affected the power as it is going down.

I want to get out of this whole issue even if it means closing the church. I have gone to the general overseer and he said it was too late for me to get out. He threatened me with mysterious death. He said it is not possible for me to turn against the mermaid and Eze-Nwanyi because they were already part of my life. I told him that I will do everything positively possible to get myself out of this.

For some time now I have not been sleeping at night and I also at times hallucinate. Sir, I urgently need your help because I believe time is running out for me as the attack from the marine kingdom increases.
Apostle, it is really unfortunate that the Church of our Lord Jesus Christ has been taken over by Mermaids. The number of pastors using marine spirits is alarming, and more of them are getting initiated daily into this wicked kingdom. So these pastors are also initiating their spiritually illiterate members.

Before I messed up myself spiritually, I had always wondered why members of churches follow their pastors sheepishly, but now I know better.

They have killed my two children and now they want me dead. I am becoming afraid of staying alone because of some bizarre spiritual appearances I see, and things have started to move in my brain and body. Any time I start praying the movement would start and sometimes I feel the movement in my marrow.

Sir, I know you are a very busy person. I will appreciate if you find time to pray over this my problems and seek the face of the Lord on how He will use you to help me out. I know that if I am forgiven, my deliverance will be easy. I regret selling my soul to marine spirits.
The Eze-Nwanyi is also a very strong agent of the mermaid.

I look forward to hearing from you
Your co-servant in the Lord,
Pastor Chidubem Okwu.

Author’s Response:
When I received this letter I called the number over three times, but it was switched off. So the next day I called and it went through. A woman took the call and when I asked to speak to pastor Chidubem, I was told that he had died in a car crash the previous day. I was dumbfounded. I just expressed my condolences to the woman who later told me that she was his wife that she had to amend her ways with the Lord and move ahead with her life. She expressed gratitude and thanked me.

After I cut off the discussion I was frozen to a spot for over five minutes until my son came and touched me asking what the matter was.

Please share with the brethren so that you can save as much of Christ's sheep that the roaring lion is seeking to devour. Thank you!
wow speechless. .things are happening
Crime / Re: Suicide Rate By Country 2019: Nigeria Listed by shesawesome(f): 10:11pm On Jul 01, 2019
PoliteActivist:


Can't accesss because lost PW. I will put my info on my profile then quickly delete it. Tell me when u ready
Kindly check my profile. I added my mail
Crime / Re: Suicide Rate By Country 2019: Nigeria Listed by shesawesome(f): 10:13am On Jul 01, 2019
PoliteActivist:

Lost the PW will hint u
ok I replied
Crime / Re: Suicide Rate By Country 2019: Nigeria Listed by shesawesome(f): 12:49am On Jul 01, 2019
PoliteActivist:
Above is the full, unedited list.
US is not there because their current data is not ready, but it was 14 in 2017.
I suspect some countries like India and China understated their figures.
Notice how the rate for Antigua and Barbuda is 0.9 for women and ZERO for men!
If you quote this post please delete the monikers.
shesawesome
ok thanks
Crime / Re: Suicide Rate By Country 2019: Nigeria Listed by shesawesome(f): 10:04am On Jun 30, 2019
PoliteActivist:


Did u write those poems? If so, u have a gift.
Mention an amount and your details, Dangote may be reading this - u never know.
thanks but no i didn't.Can i send it in a mail instead?
Crime / Re: Desire Kpagane Suicide Note: Paul Nadure Implicated By RSUST Final Year Student by shesawesome(f): 10:48am On Jun 29, 2019
Crime / Re: I Want To Commit Suicide Now by shesawesome(f): 10:46am On Jun 29, 2019
PoliteActivist:


Georgexx1, maybe this thread will help. It dicusses suicide.

https://www.nairaland.com/5267698/suicide-rate-country-2019-nigeria
Crime / Re: I Want To Commit Suicide Now by shesawesome(f): 10:32am On Jun 28, 2019

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