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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by sheyflixy1(m): 4:28pm On May 11, 2023 |
simple instructions some people wont follow, I just pity all of you that rewrote the exam all because of 'exam taken' í ½í¸í ½í¸ 1 Like |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by sheyflixy1(m): 2:10pm On May 10, 2023 |
Sendaros2000:no.7 is not b, read carefully |
Politics / Re: Attahiru Jega: Don’t Vote For PDP, APC Again; They Have Bad Antecedents by sheyflixy1(m): 10:59am On Aug 03, 2021 |
Jega should shut up and stop making noise, is he not the one that put us in this mess in 2015 . nonsense |
Sports / Re: Benin Vs Nigeria: AFCON Qualifier - 0 - 1 (Full Time) by sheyflixy1(m): 6:40pm On Mar 27, 2021 |
goooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Iyabo Ojo Wins ₦250,000 As Best Dressed Female At The 14th Headies Award by sheyflixy1(m): 7:35am On Feb 22, 2021 |
nice |
Celebrities / Re: 14th Headies: Wizkid Wins Artiste Of The Year by sheyflixy1(m): 7:34am On Feb 22, 2021 |
I think burna boy deserves it more than him, wetin wizkid sing lastyr. headies organiser are always after money, the highest bidder wins. 1 Like 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Writes Tinubu: A Bat From Hell And The Asiwaju Of Blood - FFK by sheyflixy1(m): 8:14pm On Oct 26, 2020 |
[quote author=TecM0 post=95352177] Travel and educate yourself una no go gree..... Dubai is 100% richer than Lagos Roads bridges are privately built and tolled with solik toll system, same thing in London metropolitan city, this gives Government more revenue for other social infrastructure like schools , hospitals etc Who is this? I don't really understand your stupidity |
Politics / Pdp Rejects 108 Ex-depot Price They Insist On N70 love-vendor Price by sheyflixy1(m): 11:25pm On May 08, 2020 |
The Peoples Democratic Party( PDP) has vehemently rejected the N108 ex-depot fuel price and insisted on N70 pump price. This was made known via a statement on the official Twitter handle of the opposition Party. “The @OfficialPDPNig rejects Federal Government’s pinch in ex-depot price of fuel to N108 liter, insisting on a new pricing template that must accommodate a pump price of between N60 to. “N70 per liter to reflect the crash in the price of crude oil and petroleum products in the international market. “The party describes the N108 ex-depot price as fraudulent and a far cry from the appropriate pump price template that should not exceed N70 given the prevailing situation in the international oil market. “The @OfficialPDPNig notes that the N108 ex-depot price with a projected additional N9 per liter Expected Open Market price is therefore completely unacceptable to Nigerians. |
Health / Re: Ekiti Coronavirus Patient Has Been Discharged (Pictures) by sheyflixy1(m): 11:02pm On Mar 31, 2020 |
fake photos, this is not the isolation center in Ekiti |
Literature / Re: Black Maria: Legends A Story By LarrySun by sheyflixy1(m): 5:49pm On Nov 11, 2019 |
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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Frodd Evicted From Big Brother House by sheyflixy1(m): 8:46pm On Oct 06, 2019 |
Octopusssy:sitdown there,dey complain when she don win am already |
Business / Re: Tony Elumelu Steps Out With Wife As They Attends 2019 UBA CEO Award by sheyflixy1(m): 6:52am On May 02, 2019 |
money is good |
Phones / Re: Infinix Note 5 Or Infinix S4 Which Is Better by sheyflixy1(m): 6:48am On May 02, 2019 |
Go for S4,my sis bought one dis week and it make sense 4 Likes |
Politics / Re: Dignitaries Attend Fayose's Send Off Banquet At Sheraton Hotel In Abuja.Photos by sheyflixy1(m): 7:08am On Oct 15, 2018 |
Smile4daddy:does that mean that if any of ur family become a governor,after their tenure they will go to prison? |
Politics / Re: People Flee As Policemen Shoot At Ekiti Government House by sheyflixy1(m): 2:51pm On Jul 11, 2018 |
semyman:I dnt think u wrote dis........ 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Photos Of Buhari Campaigning For Fayemi At Apc Mega Rally In Ekiti by sheyflixy1(m): 11:23am On Jul 11, 2018 |
GoTV:wait till Saturday before you conclude |
Politics / Re: Heavy Security In Ado Ekiti As Buhari Visits. Residents Defy Fayose’s Order by sheyflixy1(m): 11:20am On Jul 11, 2018 |
marv1:we shall see who is lying in Saturday |
Politics / Re: Efcc’s Lagos Found Billions: Amaechi, Fayose’s Aides Fight Over Ownership by sheyflixy1(m): 11:21am On Apr 14, 2017 |
seunmsg:what if he is right? |
Politics / PDP Governors Meet Goodluck Jonathan Over Party Crisis by sheyflixy1(m): 10:28pm On Feb 28, 2017 |
PDP Governors meet Goodluck Jonathan over party crisis Chairman of PDP Governors Forum, Mr Ayodele Fayose is leading nine other governors of the party, in a crucial meeting with former President Goodluck Jonathan. The meeting, which is presently holding at the Goodluck Jonathan Foundation headquarters, Maitama, Abuja is centered on issues crucial to the survival of the PDP, especially as it affects recent developments in the party. Apart from Governor Fayose, also in attendance are Governors of Akwa Ibom, Delta, Taraba, Cross Rivers, Abia, Ebonyin, Gombe and Bayelsa States while Rivers State Deputy Governor is representing the governor. |
Literature / Re: Read this Amazing Short Story: Failure of The First Night by sheyflixy1(m): 9:23pm On Jan 17, 2017 |
9ce |
Celebrities / Re: Phyno Visits Davido's Home In Atlanta USA - (pics/vid) by sheyflixy1(m): 9:44pm On Aug 28, 2016 |
Total nonsense |
Literature / Re: The President's Daughter And I (season 2) By Victvames by sheyflixy1(m): 11:03pm On Jun 03, 2016 |
Feeling you boss |
Politics / Re: EFCC Declares Iyiola Omisore Wanted For N700m Fraud (Pic) by sheyflixy1(m): 7:59pm On May 24, 2016 |
dukie25:boss u are right,that is Apc for naija.Am 4rm Ekiti I knw hw Fayemi run Ekiti dry...to bad that buari is only punishing PDP.. 1 Like |
Politics / SHOCKER! Buhari To Spend N3.914bn On Presidential Villa by sheyflixy1(m): 12:56pm On May 23, 2016 |
–President Buhari has budgeted N3.914bn for the maintenance of presidential villa – The N3.914 billion is different from another N282.962m already set aside for the general maintenance services of state house (Headquarters) – The Federal Government will also be buying recreation materials worth N12.075m for the Presidential Villa during the year President Muhammadu Buhari promise to cut cost of government seems to be a lie Despite dwindling economic fortunes of Nigeria, President Muhammadu Buhari will splash a whooping N3.914bn on the maintenance of the Presidential Villa, Abuja Punch newspaper is reporting. According to the report, the Federal Government will pay the N3.914bn to Julius Berger Plc, a construction company responsible for maintaining Aso Rock. The N3.914 billion is different from another N282.962m he has already set aside for the general maintenance services of state house (Headquarters); and the N41.844m budgeted for general maintenance services of state house operations (Vice President), the report added. READ ALSO: Rescue of Chibok girl: Is President Buhari deceiving Nigerians? A breakdown of the N3.914bn which is tagged annual routine maintenance of villa facilities revealed that state house operations (President) got N1.698bn while state house operations (Vice-President) got a total allocation of N289.617bn. Out of the N282.962m budgets for general maintenance services of state house (Headquarters), N182.079m will be spent on maintenance of motor vehicles/transport equipment; N11.545m for the maintenance of office furniture; N27.846m for the maintenance of office/Information Technology equipment; N13.620m for the maintenance of plants/generators and N47.870m for“other maintenance services.” The breakdown of the N41.844m budgeted for general maintenance services of state house operations (Vice President) shows that N27.139m is for the maintenance of motor vehicles/transport equipment; N1.451m for the maintenance of office furniture; N4.422m for the maintenance of plants/generator; and N8.832m for “other maintenance services.” Also, N103.470m is budgeted for foodstuff/catering materials supplies; N321.070m for miscellaneous; N276.879m for honorarium and sitting allowance; while N44.190m is allocated to publicity and advertisement. READ ALSO: Is Okorocha fed up with Buhari’s govt? you need to read this! N32.368m is allocated to General Consulting and Professional Services, financial consulting got N25.063m; N2.713m allocated to legal services; and N4.591 budgeted for budget preparation. The Federal Government will also be buying recreation materials worth N12.075m for the Presidential Villa during the year. Meanwhile, President Muhammadu Buhari calls off his two-day trip to Lagos. Steve Ayorinde, the Lagos state commissioner for Information and Strategy, had in a statement on Saturday, May 21, said B uhari would inaugurate some landmark projects executed by Governor AkinwunmiAmbode during his visit. |
Literature / Re: The President's Daughter And I (season 2) By Victvames by sheyflixy1(m): 11:00am On May 12, 2016 |
Nice Job |
Romance / Re: Love And Virginity by sheyflixy1(m): 8:31pm On May 02, 2016 |
Love And Virginity…Part 5 . . I then knew that night was going to be an intriguing one. I said. “Yes there’s water in the bathroom. You can use this towel it’s clean.” She took the towel and went into the bathroom. I didn’t have condoms with me and it was late to get one. After about 15 minutes she then came out from the bathroom wrapped in my towel. She then put off the light switch and laid beside me. She apparently didn’t have any clothes on. Before I could say jack…. My erection had manifested. But I vowed not to make the first move. About 10 minutes pa*sed and no move was made. She then rested her head on my chest and put her left laps on my leg. And I thought to myself. “If we spend the night like this it won’t be bad.” I then put my left hand on her left shoulder and began to handle her shoulder a bit. Next thing I felt was a grip on my joystick. She said. “I have never held one before. You are the first and you will be the last. I love you Adeoluwa I came to give you my body, please be easy on me, I am still a virgin.” I was put in a dilemma, I wanted her and I didn’t want her at the same time. I couldn’t think of what to say to her than. “Tope I love you too.” It escaped me quickly before my thoughts. I was letting my heart speak not my head. I damned the consequences of tomorrow and embraced the pa*sion of now. I had just less than a month to wrap of my service year and I needed to hold on to something to linger in the archives of my memories She began to kiss my chest, sending electronic signals to my s*xual hormones. Unleashing the demon within me. She kept on kissing and using her lips to clinch my Tips, that was the last straw that broke the camels back. I then took charge and laid her on her back. I sucked her Tips tenderly and caressively, she moaned embracing my head while at it. Although I had read about it in books: How to deflower a virgin. With no practical experience I knew it was going to be a long night. While I was sucking her Tips my right had was handling her region. She was so wet with slimy stuff, but I didn’t mind. I knew I had to handle with that place too. So I later decided to put one finger inside her honey well. It was really a difficult task and I didn’t know where the orifice was, not that I could put on the light and search for it. In the quest of ransacking the opening, I put my finger in her butt. Hole, she then said. “Ah adeoluwa thats my anus……….. . |
Romance / Re: Love And Virginity by sheyflixy1(m): 8:28pm On May 01, 2016 |
Love And Virginity…Part 4 . . saw it in your eyes the first time we met at my mom’s canteen. You are special man.” I was moved by what she said. No lady had ever said that thing to me before. I began to feel for her and that was when I started to really care for her. She looked at my feet and said. “Aaah.. Adeoluwa. Look at your toe nails. Don’t you cut them?” I felt a bit embarra*sed and said. “No now… They are hard and my nail cutter is missing. I will get another one in town.” She then said. “Do you have a razor blade? Let me help you cut it.” I said. “No oo.. Please I don’t like using razor on me, it could cut me.” She then said. “Trust me.” I got her the razor blade and she meticulously cut my toe nails neatly. She then took a napkin soaked it with water and she cleaned my feet. No lady had shown me much compa*sion and care. Immediately I erased the lustful thoughts I had on her and I decided to do everything to make her succeed in her JAMB exams. Our friendship grew and I found out how remarkable she was. I began to love her but I fought really hard not to reveal it to her. I respected her and I knew she was a good lady and I didn’t want to start something I couldn’t finish. I was aware we both had feelings for each other, but I was afraid it will lead to nowhere and also I didn’t want to make a promise I couldn’t fulfill. It was a tough decision for me, cause I had to fight every temptation that came my way. She was really improving in her preparations towards her examination. She was able to solve all the difficult problems she once faced and I was proud she was making a headway. The JAMB exams came and she smashed it. She scored 250 and I bought her a wrist watch for doing so good. It was friday night around 9:30pm. I heard a knock on the door and it was Tope. I was really surprised seeing her there and I said to her. “Why are you out this late?” She said. “I told my mom I was going for Vigil.” I then said. “Come in, you lied to your mom abi?” She couldn’t answer me. I made her noodles and she ate. We both laid down on the bed, I knew what I feared the most was revealing its head. I had just my boxers on and I don’t like sleeping with much clothes on. She then said. “Do you have water in the bathroom, I want to shower.” I then knew that night was going to be an intriguing one. I said. “Yes there’s water in the bathroom. You can use this towel it’s clean.” She took the towel and went into the bathroom.... |
Romance / Re: Love And Virginity by sheyflixy1(m): 4:32pm On May 01, 2016 |
Love And Virginity…Part 3. . . Her first day at my place was an amazing one. She brought me rice, dodo and 3 pieces of meat. I was really touched and I felt she truly cared for me. The most enthralling thing she did again was, she washed all my dirty clothes, including my boxers… And she swept my room and arranged my stuffs. No lady had done such to me except my mom. I was moved by that and felt more obliged to her. We couldn’t do any reading that day. So I walked her home around 6:30pm. I got to my room and it looked quite different. Neat and very organized. I laid on my neatly made bed and I thought to myself. “Is it possible something real can happen between Tope and I….” But I considered the years she would spend in the University and all. She came the following day… This time she wore a fitted gown. I Knew I was going to be in trouble if I seldom caution myself. I then told her to list out the most difficult topics she was facing. I put her through and she was quite intelligent in grasping, I was really impressed by her keen interest in understanding. After studying she then looked at me and said. “How is your girlfriend?” I laughed and said. “Tope I don’t have a girlfriend.” She said. “I don’t believe you.” I then said to her. “Tope, I am not lying to you. Girls don’t find me attractive, it’s not that I am good looking. Even while in school, I never had the chance to date any girl I admired.” She said. “adeoluwa , I know you are special I saw it in your eyes the first time we met at my mom’s canteen. You are special man.” . . WATCH OUT FOR PART 4 |
Romance / Re: Love And Virginity by sheyflixy1(m): 7:26pm On Apr 30, 2016 |
adeoluwa: Love And Virginity…Part 2 . . Tope sighted her and she said to me. “Please hide, don’t let her see you.” I then hid behind the canteen and after about 15 minutes she left the place. Tope then came to meet me and said. “Sorry about it.” I then said. “Its’s okay, no sweat. Your mom is strict right?” She said. “No she’s not. I am preparing for JAMB exams and seeing me with a guy would upset her.” I then said to her. “Then why are you here working in the canteen? You should be attending lessons now.” She said. “My elder sister is not feeling too fine and she’s the one in charge of the canteen. Yesterday was my first day here.” I asked her. “What course do you intend to study?” She said. “Biochemistry.” I said to her. “I finished with a first cla*s in Chemical Engineering. if you need any a*sistance I will be glad to help you.” She said. “Wow, that will be nice. I have a problem with chemistry and physics. You must be a genius.” I laughed and said. “No I am not, I just love to read my books a lot. It takes hard work and persistence to be successful. My dad is a Professor and my mom is a Judge, they really encouraged me.” We finished cleaning up and I decided to walk her home which she agreed. As we walked, we talked about our families and she opened up about the challenges she faced gaining admission, being the only child among-st her sibbllings privileged to attend higher institution. I was so bent in making her pa*s her JAMB and I promised her I would teach her through. I convinced her to tell her mom she needed to prepare for her exams and that she won’t be able to continue with the running of the canteen. The mom eventually succ*mbed and she got a replacement. I made an arrangement with Tope, for her to be coming to my place 4:00pm Mondays to Fridays and 1:000pm on Saturdays, which she agreed. My intentions were sincere, but with a little thoughts of side attractions. In spite of being attracted to her, I wanted her more than anything to pa*s her JAMB exams this time around………. . . WATCH OUT FOR PART 3 |
Romance / Love And Virginity by sheyflixy1(m): 5:40pm On Apr 30, 2016 |
Love And Virginity…Part 1 . . My name is adeolu There’s a saying. “What can’t kill you can make you stronger.” But the truth is action speaks louder than mere words. I don’t know how strong I will be coming out from this predicament that I have found myself. This all started about 2 years ago in my youth service year in Kogi state. There was this very good canteen not too far from Yagba east local government council, where I frequent often for my CDS. It was the aroma that lured me to the place, the savory of scented stew and fried meat, it was irresistible, I couldn’t just evade myself from the luscious captivity that overwhelmed me Perhaps, a simple restrain would have changed history, would have saved me from all these. As I entered the canteen, I grabbed a plate and stood on the queue salivating and waiting for my turn. When it got to my turn, before me was something more compelling than the meal that I expected. My eyes got locked in contact with the young lady who was serving the meal. She was beautiful beyond expression, I could hardly compose myself and it took me some few seconds to reboot. She then asked. “What food do you want sir?” In fluent English. I stuttered. “Give me….. rice N50, dodo N50 and 3 pieces of meat.” I was going to pay and she refused to collect the money. I didn’t understand the kind gesture, I then insisted and she smiled at me and said. “It’s okay, it’s on me.” I then took a seat and started eating. While I was eating, I noticed her looking at me at some instance. It drove my curiosity wild and I was eager to know her. She sounded quite polished and she looked more dignified than running a local canteen, I knew there was more to it. As I was done, I went to meet her and said to her. “Thank you very much. My name is Adeolu can I know your name?” She giggled and said. “My name is Tope.” As we both smiled at each other like teens gripped in some high school crush. So I left the place hoping to return the following day. I got to my rented room and I was still thinking of Tope. She was average height, dark skinned and very attractive. Her curves were at the right angle and her bursts were an eye candy. I knew I needed companion to quench my lust while I served my country in the beautiful state of Kogi andTope just happened to fit into the picture. Being a nerd and a slacker isn’t a thing to be proud of. I had only had s*x once, thanks to Seun who took me clubbing then some chic agreed to get down with me and at the end made me pay N4,000…That wasn’t funny. I felt I needed to lay claim of my very own pet, a decision I soon regret. The following day I went to the canteen, but this time around I went there late. Unfortunately food hadfinished, but the good thing was that Tope had time to spare. She was busy preparing to wash the dishes and I didn’t hesitate to a*sist her. She didn’t want me to get my hands dirty but I insisted. I helped her in getting water and she was thrilled that a corper would stoop so low helping her with the dishes. Well, why wouldn’t I, it granted me the avenue to view her heavy kegs that jiggled as she was washing the dishes. Suddenly her mother appeared from a distance, Tope sighted her and she said to me. “Please hide, don’t let her see you.” . . WATCH OUT FOR PART 2... |
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