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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by sheyflixy1(m): 4:28pm On May 11, 2023
simple instructions some people wont follow, I just pity all of you that rewrote the exam all because of 'exam taken' 😂😂

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by sheyflixy1(m): 2:10pm On May 10, 2023
Sendaros2000:

No 7. b No 9. e
no.7 is not b, read carefully
Politics / Re: Attahiru Jega: Don’t Vote For PDP, APC Again; They Have Bad Antecedents by sheyflixy1(m): 10:59am On Aug 03, 2021
Jega should shut up and stop making noise, is he not the one that put us in this mess in 2015 . nonsense
Sports / Re: Benin Vs Nigeria: AFCON Qualifier - 0 - 1 (Full Time) by sheyflixy1(m): 6:40pm On Mar 27, 2021
goooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

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Celebrities / Re: Iyabo Ojo Wins ₦250,000 As Best Dressed Female At The 14th Headies Award by sheyflixy1(m): 7:35am On Feb 22, 2021
nice
Celebrities / Re: 14th Headies: Wizkid Wins Artiste Of The Year by sheyflixy1(m): 7:34am On Feb 22, 2021
I think burna boy deserves it more than him, wetin wizkid sing lastyr. headies organiser are always after money, the highest bidder wins.

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Politics / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Writes Tinubu: A Bat From Hell And The Asiwaju Of Blood - FFK by sheyflixy1(m): 8:14pm On Oct 26, 2020
[quote author=TecM0 post=95352177]


Travel and educate yourself una no go gree..... Dubai is 100% richer than Lagos Roads bridges are privately built and tolled with solik toll system, same thing in London metropolitan city, this gives Government more revenue for other social infrastructure like schools , hospitals etc


Who is this? I don't really understand your stupidity
Politics / Pdp Rejects 108 Ex-depot Price They Insist On N70 love-vendor Price by sheyflixy1(m): 11:25pm On May 08, 2020
The Peoples Democratic Party( PDP) has vehemently rejected the N108 ex-depot fuel price and insisted on N70 pump price.
This was made known via a statement on the official Twitter handle of the opposition Party.

“The @OfficialPDPNig rejects Federal Government’s pinch in ex-depot price of fuel to N108 liter, insisting on a new pricing template that must accommodate a pump price of between N60 to.

“N70 per liter to reflect the crash in the price of crude oil and petroleum products in the international market.

“The party describes the N108 ex-depot price as fraudulent and a far cry from the appropriate pump price template that should not exceed N70 given the prevailing situation in the international oil market.

“The @OfficialPDPNig notes that the N108 ex-depot price with a projected additional N9 per liter Expected Open Market price is therefore completely unacceptable to Nigerians.
Health / Re: Ekiti Coronavirus Patient Has Been Discharged (Pictures) by sheyflixy1(m): 11:02pm On Mar 31, 2020
fake photos, this is not the isolation center in Ekiti
Literature / Re: Black Maria: Legends A Story By LarrySun by sheyflixy1(m): 5:49pm On Nov 11, 2019
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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Frodd Evicted From Big Brother House by sheyflixy1(m): 8:46pm On Oct 06, 2019
Octopusssy:
What kind of tacky, slutty outfit is this Mercy girl wearing?? And why is her buttocks so uselessly big? She is a walking advert for pay-as-you-go sex.

Even the gooey makeup on her face is enough to paint a room and parlour self contained.
sitdown there,dey complain when she don win am already
Business / Re: Tony Elumelu Steps Out With Wife As They Attends 2019 UBA CEO Award by sheyflixy1(m): 6:52am On May 02, 2019
money is good
Phones / Re: Infinix Note 5 Or Infinix S4 Which Is Better by sheyflixy1(m): 6:48am On May 02, 2019
Go for S4,my sis bought one dis week and it make sense

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Politics / Re: Dignitaries Attend Fayose's Send Off Banquet At Sheraton Hotel In Abuja.Photos by sheyflixy1(m): 7:08am On Oct 15, 2018
Smile4daddy:
The last Dinner angry

I guess the tailor must have finished sowing his prison cloth by now.

does that mean that if any of ur family become a governor,after their tenure they will go to prison?
Politics / Re: People Flee As Policemen Shoot At Ekiti Government House by sheyflixy1(m): 2:51pm On Jul 11, 2018
semyman:
To believe this drama is the worst disappointment you will ever do to yourself, because of the desperation to win on Saturday at all cost, he is just acting up all sorts of episodes leading to the election. We thought we have seen it all yesterday, but this has taken it to a new bar and zenith. Fayose has stolen from the nation and Ekiti people, so he will prefer death to loosing to opposition because he can never pay back what he has stolen
I dnt think u wrote dis........

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Politics / Re: Photos Of Buhari Campaigning For Fayemi At Apc Mega Rally In Ekiti by sheyflixy1(m): 11:23am On Jul 11, 2018
GoTV:
Fayose should remember that what goes around comes around. Karma is already lodging in an hotel in Ekiti waiting for Saturday's election. Same thing thou did to Fayemi in 2015 elections will be done to thee this time.Forget the online rascals supporting Fayose all because of the memories of operation python dance. They are not wearing the shoes of ekiti workers so they don't know how working a year without salary pinches. Ekiti must be rescued from clownish and irresponsible system of government. The major achievements of Fayose are propaganda, criticisms of Buhari and a needless fraudulent 1km bridge. If Fayose's candidate cannot campaign and convince electorates with reasons why he deserves their vote, how does he intend to govern without fayose's interference? Ekiti state once revered for its academic prowess has been turned to a laughing stock by this fraud called Fayose. He's downfall is imminent and i celebrate in advance with the people of Ekiti for deciding to break free from Fayose's chain of political slavery
wait till Saturday before you conclude
Politics / Re: Heavy Security In Ado Ekiti As Buhari Visits. Residents Defy Fayose’s Order by sheyflixy1(m): 11:20am On Jul 11, 2018
marv1:
So all these people are not from ekiti. They are imported from other states ? Even APC does not have members in ekiti state. ?
Gov Ayo Fayose is nothing but a BIG liar and gov of propaganda..
we shall see who is lying in Saturday
Politics / Re: Efcc’s Lagos Found Billions: Amaechi, Fayose’s Aides Fight Over Ownership by sheyflixy1(m): 11:21am On Apr 14, 2017
seunmsg:
Ameachi should do us all a favour and sue Lere Olayinka. Someone really have to put a stop to that guy's stupidity. Lying outrightly to defame people is no longer politics but madness. Lere needs to be taught a lesson on how to be a responsible politician.
what if he is right?
Politics / PDP Governors Meet Goodluck Jonathan Over Party Crisis by sheyflixy1(m): 10:28pm On Feb 28, 2017
PDP Governors meet Goodluck Jonathan over party crisis
Chairman of PDP Governors Forum, Mr Ayodele Fayose is leading nine other governors of the party, in a crucial meeting with former President Goodluck Jonathan.
The meeting, which is presently holding at the Goodluck Jonathan Foundation headquarters, Maitama, Abuja is centered on issues crucial to the survival of the PDP, especially as it affects recent developments in the party.
Apart from Governor Fayose, also in attendance are Governors of Akwa Ibom, Delta, Taraba, Cross Rivers, Abia, Ebonyin, Gombe and Bayelsa States while Rivers State Deputy Governor is representing the governor.
Literature / Re: Read this Amazing Short Story: Failure of The First Night by sheyflixy1(m): 9:23pm On Jan 17, 2017
9ce
Celebrities / Re: Phyno Visits Davido's Home In Atlanta USA - (pics/vid) by sheyflixy1(m): 9:44pm On Aug 28, 2016
Total nonsense
Literature / Re: The President's Daughter And I (season 2) By Victvames by sheyflixy1(m): 11:03pm On Jun 03, 2016
Feeling you boss
Politics / Re: EFCC Declares Iyiola Omisore Wanted For N700m Fraud (Pic) by sheyflixy1(m): 7:59pm On May 24, 2016
dukie25:
Is Nigeria turning to a one party state?
Meanwhile, former Ekiti governor (Fayemi) spent N50mil buying bedroom furnishings, he is now a minister under Bubu.
Why are some thieves better than other thieves?
Send ya answers to zombies@dauracows.com

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boss u are right,that is Apc for naija.Am 4rm Ekiti I knw hw Fayemi run Ekiti dry...to bad that buari is only punishing PDP..

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Politics / SHOCKER! Buhari To Spend N3.914bn On Presidential Villa by sheyflixy1(m): 12:56pm On May 23, 2016
–President Buhari has budgeted N3.914bn for the maintenance of presidential villa
– The N3.914 billion is different from another N282.962m already set aside for the general maintenance services of state house (Headquarters)
– The Federal Government will also be buying recreation materials worth N12.075m for the Presidential Villa during the year
President Muhammadu Buhari promise to cut cost of government seems to be a lie
Despite dwindling economic fortunes of Nigeria, President Muhammadu Buhari will splash a whooping N3.914bn on the maintenance of the Presidential Villa, Abuja Punch newspaper is reporting.
According to the report, the Federal Government will pay the N3.914bn to Julius Berger Plc, a construction company responsible for maintaining Aso Rock.
The N3.914 billion is different from another N282.962m he has already set aside for the general maintenance services of state house (Headquarters); and the N41.844m budgeted for general maintenance services of state house operations (Vice President), the report added.
READ ALSO: Rescue of Chibok girl: Is President Buhari deceiving Nigerians?
A breakdown of the N3.914bn which is tagged annual routine maintenance of villa facilities revealed that state house operations (President) got N1.698bn while state house operations (Vice-President) got a total allocation of N289.617bn.
Out of the N282.962m budgets for general maintenance services of state house (Headquarters), N182.079m will be spent on maintenance of motor vehicles/transport equipment; N11.545m for the maintenance of office furniture; N27.846m for the maintenance of office/Information Technology equipment; N13.620m for the maintenance of plants/generators and N47.870m for“other maintenance services.”
The breakdown of the N41.844m budgeted for general maintenance services of state house operations (Vice President) shows that N27.139m is for the maintenance of motor vehicles/transport equipment; N1.451m for the maintenance of office furniture; N4.422m for the maintenance of plants/generator; and N8.832m for “other maintenance services.”
Also, N103.470m is budgeted for foodstuff/catering materials supplies; N321.070m for miscellaneous; N276.879m for honorarium and sitting allowance; while N44.190m is allocated to publicity and advertisement.
READ ALSO: Is Okorocha fed up with Buhari’s govt? you need to read this!
N32.368m is allocated to General Consulting and Professional Services, financial consulting got N25.063m; N2.713m allocated to legal services; and N4.591 budgeted for budget preparation.
The Federal Government will also be buying recreation materials worth N12.075m for the Presidential Villa during the year.
Meanwhile, President Muhammadu Buhari calls off his two-day trip to Lagos.
Steve Ayorinde, the Lagos state commissioner for Information and Strategy, had in a statement on Saturday, May 21, said B uhari would inaugurate some landmark projects executed by Governor AkinwunmiAmbode during his visit.
Literature / Re: The President's Daughter And I (season 2) By Victvames by sheyflixy1(m): 11:00am On May 12, 2016
Nice Job
Romance / Re: Love And Virginity by sheyflixy1(m): 8:31pm On May 02, 2016
Love And Virginity…Part 5
.
.
I then knew that night was going to be an
intriguing one. I said. “Yes there’s water in
the
bathroom. You can use this towel it’s
clean.”
She took the towel and went into the
bathroom. I
didn’t have condoms with me and it was
late
to get one. After about 15 minutes she then
came out from the bathroom wrapped in
my
towel. She then put off the light switch and
laid beside me.
She apparently didn’t have any clothes on.
Before I could say jack…. My erection had
manifested. But I vowed not to make the
first
move. About 10 minutes pa*sed and no
move
was made.
She then rested her head on my chest and
put
her left laps on my leg. And I thought to
myself.
“If we
spend the night like this it won’t be bad.”
I then put my left hand on her left shoulder
and
began to handle her shoulder a bit. Next
thing
I felt
was a grip on my joystick.
She said. “I have never held one before.
You
are
the first and you will be the last. I love you
Adeoluwa I came to give you my body,
please
be
easy on me, I am still a virgin.”
I was put in a dilemma, I wanted her and I
didn’t
want her at the same time. I couldn’t think
of
what
to say to her than. “Tope I love you too.” It
escaped me quickly before my thoughts. I
was
letting my heart speak not my head. I
damned
the
consequences of tomorrow and embraced
the
pa*sion of now. I had just less than a
month
to
wrap of my service year and I needed to
hold
on to
something to linger in the archives of my
memories
She began to kiss my chest, sending
electronic
signals to my s*xual hormones. Unleashing
the
demon within me. She kept on kissing and
using
her lips to clinch my Tips, that was the last
straw that broke the camels back. I then
took
charge and laid her on her back. I sucked
her
Tips tenderly and caressively, she moaned
embracing my head while at it.
Although I had read about it in books: How
to
deflower a virgin. With no practical
experience
I
knew it was going to be a long night. While
I
was
sucking her Tips my right had was handling
her
region. She was so wet with slimy stuff, but
I
didn’t mind. I knew I had to handle with that
place
too.
So I later decided to put one finger inside
her
honey well. It was really a difficult task and
I
didn’t
know where the orifice was, not that I could
put on
the light and search for it. In the quest of
ransacking the opening, I put my finger in
her
butt. Hole, she then said. “Ah adeoluwa
thats
my
anus………..
.
Romance / Re: Love And Virginity by sheyflixy1(m): 8:28pm On May 01, 2016
Love And Virginity…Part 4
.
.
saw
it in your eyes the first time we met at my
mom’s
canteen. You are special man.”
I was moved by what she said. No lady had
ever
said that thing to me before. I began to feel
for her
and that was when I started to really care
for
her.
She looked at my feet and said. “Aaah..
Adeoluwa. Look at your toe nails. Don’t you
cut them?”
I felt a bit embarra*sed and said. “No now…
They
are hard and my nail cutter is missing. I will
get
another one in town.”
She then said. “Do you have a razor blade?
Let me
help you cut it.”
I said. “No oo.. Please I don’t like using
razor
on
me, it could cut me.”
She then said. “Trust me.”
I got her the razor blade and she
meticulously
cut
my toe nails neatly. She then took a napkin
soaked
it with water and she cleaned my feet. No
lady
had
shown me much compa*sion and care.
Immediately I erased the lustful thoughts I
had on
her and I decided to do everything to make
her
succeed in her JAMB exams.
Our friendship grew and I found out how
remarkable she was. I began to love her but
I
fought really hard not to reveal it to her. I
respected her and I knew she was a good
lady
and
I didn’t want to start something I couldn’t
finish. I
was aware we both had feelings for each
other, but
I was afraid it will lead to nowhere and also
I
didn’t want to make a promise I couldn’t
fulfill. It
was a tough decision for me, cause I had to
fight
every temptation that came my way.
She was really improving in her
preparations
towards her examination. She was able to
solve all
the difficult problems she once faced and I
was
proud she was making a headway. The
JAMB
exams came and she smashed it. She
scored
250
and I bought her a wrist watch for doing so
good.
It was friday night around 9:30pm. I heard
a
knock
on the door and it was Tope. I was really
surprised
seeing her there and I said to her. “Why are
you
out this late?”
She said. “I told my mom I was going for
Vigil.”
I then said. “Come in, you lied to your mom
abi?”
She couldn’t answer me.
I made her noodles and she ate. We both
laid
down on the bed, I knew what I feared the
most
was revealing its head. I had just my
boxers
on
and I don’t like sleeping with much clothes
on.
She then said. “Do you have water in the
bathroom, I want to shower.”
I then knew that night was going to be an
intriguing one. I said. “Yes there’s water in
the
bathroom. You can use this towel it’s
clean.”
She took the towel and went into the
bathroom....
Romance / Re: Love And Virginity by sheyflixy1(m): 4:32pm On May 01, 2016
Love And Virginity…Part 3.
.
.
Her first day at my place was an amazing
one.
She
brought me rice, dodo and 3 pieces of
meat. I
was
really touched and I felt she truly cared for
me.
The most enthralling thing she did again
was,
she
washed all my dirty clothes, including my
boxers…
And she swept my room and arranged my
stuffs.
No lady had done such to me except my
mom. I
was moved by that and felt more obliged to
her.
We couldn’t do any reading that day. So I
walked
her home around 6:30pm.
I got to my room and it looked quite
different.
Neat
and very organized. I laid on my neatly
made
bed
and I thought to myself. “Is it possible
something
real can happen between Tope and I….” But
I
considered the years she would spend in
the
University and all.
She came the following day… This time she
wore a
fitted gown. I Knew I was going to be in
trouble if I
seldom caution myself. I then told her to
list
out
the most difficult topics she was facing. I
put
her
through and she was quite intelligent in
grasping, I
was really impressed by her keen interest in
understanding. After studying she then
looked
at
me and said. “How is your girlfriend?”
I laughed and said. “Tope I don’t have a
girlfriend.”
She said. “I don’t believe you.”
I then said to her. “Tope, I am not lying to
you.
Girls don’t find me attractive, it’s not that I
am
good looking. Even while in school, I never
had the
chance to date any girl I admired.”
She said. “adeoluwa , I know you are
special I
saw
it in your eyes the first time we met at my
mom’s
canteen. You are special man.”
.
.
WATCH OUT FOR PART 4
Romance / Re: Love And Virginity by sheyflixy1(m): 7:26pm On Apr 30, 2016
adeoluwa: Love And Virginity…Part 2
.
.
Tope sighted her and she said to me.
“Please
hide,
don’t let her see you.”
I then hid behind the canteen and after
about
15
minutes she left the place. Tope then came
to
meet me and said. “Sorry about it.”
I then said. “Its’s okay, no sweat. Your
mom
is
strict right?”
She said. “No she’s not. I am preparing for
JAMB
exams and seeing me with a guy would
upset
her.”
I then said to her. “Then why are you here
working
in the canteen? You should be attending
lessons
now.”
She said. “My elder sister is not feeling too
fine
and she’s the one in charge of the canteen.
Yesterday was my first day here.”
I asked her. “What course do you intend to
study?”
She said. “Biochemistry.”
I said to her. “I finished with a first cla*s in
Chemical Engineering. if you need any
a*sistance I
will be glad to help you.”
She said. “Wow, that will be nice. I have a
problem
with chemistry and physics. You must be a
genius.”
I laughed and said. “No I am not, I just love
to
read my books a lot. It takes hard work and
persistence to be successful. My dad is a
Professor and my mom is a Judge, they
really
encouraged me.”
We finished cleaning up and I decided to
walk
her
home which she agreed. As we walked, we
talked
about our families and she opened up
about
the
challenges she faced gaining admission,
being
the
only child among-st her sibbllings privileged
to
attend higher institution. I was so bent in
making
her pa*s her JAMB and I promised her I
would
teach her through.
I convinced her to tell her mom she needed
to
prepare for her exams and that she won’t
be
able
to continue with the running of the canteen.
The
mom eventually succ*mbed and she got a
replacement. I made an arrangement with
Tope, for
her to be coming to my place 4:00pm
Mondays to
Fridays and 1:000pm on Saturdays, which
she
agreed. My intentions were sincere, but
with a
little
thoughts of side attractions. In spite of
being
attracted to her, I wanted her more than
anything
to pa*s her JAMB exams this time
around……….
.
.
WATCH OUT FOR PART 3
Romance / Love And Virginity by sheyflixy1(m): 5:40pm On Apr 30, 2016
Love And Virginity…Part 1
.
.
My name is adeolu There’s a
saying.
“What can’t kill you can make you
stronger.”
But
the truth is action speaks louder than mere
words.
I don’t know how strong I will be coming
out
from
this predicament that I have found myself.
This all started about 2 years ago in my
youth
service year in Kogi state. There was this
very
good canteen not too far from Yagba east
local
government council, where I frequent often
for
my
CDS. It was the aroma that lured me to the
place,
the savory of scented stew and fried meat,
it
was
irresistible, I couldn’t just evade myself
from
the
luscious captivity that overwhelmed me
Perhaps,
a simple restrain would have changed
history,
would have saved me from all these.
As I entered the canteen, I grabbed a plate
and
stood on the queue salivating and waiting
for
my
turn. When it got to my turn, before me was
something more compelling than the meal
that I
expected. My eyes got locked in contact
with
the
young lady who was serving the meal. She
was
beautiful beyond expression, I could hardly
compose myself and it took me some few
seconds
to reboot. She then asked. “What food do
you
want
sir?” In fluent English.
I stuttered. “Give me….. rice N50, dodo N50
and 3
pieces of meat.”
I was going to pay and she refused to
collect
the
money. I didn’t understand the kind gesture,
I
then
insisted and she smiled at me and said.
“It’s
okay,
it’s on me.” I then took a seat and started
eating.
While I was eating, I noticed her looking at
me
at
some instance. It drove my curiosity wild
and
I
was eager to know her. She sounded quite
polished and she looked more dignified
than
running a local canteen, I knew there was
more to
it. As I was done, I went to meet her and
said
to
her. “Thank you very much. My name is
Adeolu
can I know your name?”
She giggled and said. “My name is Tope.”
As
we
both smiled at each other like teens gripped
in
some high school crush.
So I left the place hoping to return the
following
day. I got to my rented room and I was still
thinking of Tope. She was average height,
dark
skinned and very attractive. Her curves
were
at the
right angle and her bursts were an eye
candy.
I
knew I needed companion to quench my
lust
while
I served my country in the beautiful state of
Kogi
andTope just happened to fit into the
picture.
Being a nerd and a slacker isn’t a thing to
be
proud of. I had only had s*x once, thanks
to
Seun
who took me clubbing then some chic
agreed
to
get down with me and at the end made me
pay
N4,000…That wasn’t funny. I felt I needed
to
lay
claim of my very own pet, a decision I soon
regret.
The following day I went to the canteen, but
this
time around I went there late. Unfortunately
food
hadfinished, but the good thing was that
Tope had
time to spare. She was busy preparing to
wash the
dishes and I didn’t hesitate to a*sist her.
She
didn’t want me to get my hands dirty but I
insisted. I helped her in getting water and
she
was
thrilled that a corper would stoop so low
helping
her with the dishes. Well, why wouldn’t I, it
granted me the avenue to view her heavy
kegs
that
jiggled as she was washing the dishes.
Suddenly her mother appeared from a
distance,
Tope sighted her and she said to me.
“Please
hide,
don’t let her see you.”
.
.
WATCH OUT FOR PART 2...

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