dasparrow:

Is your cat by any chance a feral cat? I ask this because that it what feral cats tend to do. Domesticated cats leave the house too but at night, they come back home to sleep. Your cat goes to meet other feral cats and they have their fun. Once a while, your cat will remember he has an owner and needs to feed and then he comes home. After that, he goes back to his buddies. Don't worry, he will come back home again.

Zammydagreat:

U don check dat beer parlour?

fr3do: Wetin she wan do with 6 pack?
#Team1Pack

mayapop: That's not miley cyrus!!

henry/deelinkag:
Nicki Minaj not only showcased her rap talent in recent on-stage performance, but she also decided to give more show than the audience bargained for as she was spotted doing her moves in see-through tights and nothing else

Source: http://www.deelinkage.com/2013/06/nicki-minaj-performs-on-stage-without.html?m=1

bin gbagbo: A Ghanaian was buying suya, so he asked the seller

Ghanaian: is it dog?

seller: yes, dog, male dog.

Ghanaian: sorry, i dont take dog meat, i like cow

seller: yeah, sorry its cow

Ghanaian: *laughs* which kind be this again. same meat be dog and cow at the same time?

Seller: Yes na...him papa be dog, and him mama be cow na..dogcow, na so we dey call am for hia sah!

the Ghanaian suffered a cardiac arrest immediately...lol


please laff for me to save my commedy career, abeg all of una
A Ghanaian was buying suya, so he asked the seller

Ghanaian: is it dog?

seller: yes, dog, male dog.

Ghanaian: sorry, i dont take dog meat, i like cow

seller: yeah, sorry its cow

Ghanaian: *laughs* which kind be this again. same meat be dog and cow at the same time?

Seller: Yes na...him papa be dog, and him mama be cow na..dogcow, na so we dey call am for hia sah!

the Ghanaian suffered a cardiac arrest immediately...lol


please laff for me to save my commedy career, abeg all of una

kayClt: Who even asked him if he wore d same wrist watch as Jay Z,Hope he is not sharing d same woman wit Jay Z.