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crotonite:
I dont know y i just like this man, may be it is because he doesn't drink nor shake hands (i too dont shake hands with girls ).

for those of you who think trump cannot lead the US, how did he manage to become a billionare? if trump was a bad leader, his employees would have let the world know.

to the zombies, if a man without a secondary school certificate can rule the giant of africa, then how comes your wobbly brain cant deduce that a man with multiple empires worth billions can can lead the world power.

How comes u have a secondary school certificate and your English is as bad as this.

tintingz:
This thread is about a pastor and church and some people already involving Muslims/Islam.

Secondly, the chair oritsejafor is using pass the one used in game of thrones. Haba!

Abi o. I can't be fooled with this kind of drama.

But wait! They said the boko haram guys are against education.

So Bovi can speak English this much? I came to nairaland to give my brain some rest then it's like I'm still reading those academic materials. Nice one Bovi. Nice point.

Respect to a legend

Lol. Witchcraft meeting

[quote author=Shinery0123 post=50298904]Germany has banned Nigerians from claiming asylum as the German Chancellor said they were not fleeing from Boko Haram but they want easier life.

German Chancellor, Mrs Merkel stated Germany is no longer able to protect Nigerians in the country after 10,000 Nigerians applied for asylum.
She said they presume Nigerians came for economic reasons but it seems they are all looking for easier life.

“We presume that most of them came for economic reasons.”. Speaking after her tour of Mali, Niger and Ethiopia.
So far this year more than 10,000 Nigerians have applied for asylum seeker status in Germany, and 13,000 have applied from Eritrea.
The country is the most sought-after destination for migrants, partly due to Mrs Merkel’s policy to open the borders to them.

This is in contrast to migrants from Iraq or Syria who are fleeing war and persecution in their homelands, notably from bloodthirsty regime ISIS.

She said not all Nigerians who claim to be fleeing Boko Haram are doing so, and are therefore ineligible for international protection under the conditions afforded to asylum seekers.


*Chai,this is bad news for some people oooooooh.There are some already in Germany in refugee camps whose status' are being investigated or in court.
Here,once a Nigerian is in refugee camp,they are quickly advised to get any woman with Pali preggy..lol

Source: Herald Nigeria Tuesday 18th October, 2016

Nigerian rapper, Eva Alordiah, used makeup to transform herself into an old woman. She looks like a wicked old woman...Lol. See photos after the cut..

Germany has banned Nigerians from claiming asylum as the German Chancellor said they were not fleeing from Boko Haram but they want easier life.

German Chancellor, Mrs Merkel stated Germany is no longer able to protect Nigerians in the country after 10,000 Nigerians applied for asylum.
She said they presume Nigerians came for economic reasons but it seems they are all looking for easier life.

“We presume that most of them came for economic reasons.”. Speaking after her tour of Mali, Niger and Ethiopia.
So far this year more than 10,000 Nigerians have applied for asylum seeker status in Germany, and 13,000 have applied from Eritrea.
The country is the most sought-after destination for migrants, partly due to Mrs Merkel’s policy to open the borders to them.

This is in contrast to migrants from Iraq or Syria who are fleeing war and persecution in their homelands, notably from bloodthirsty regime ISIS.

She said not all Nigerians who claim to be fleeing Boko Haram are doing so, and are therefore ineligible for international protection under the conditions afforded to asylum seekers.


*Chai,this is bad news for some people oooooooh.There are some already in Germany in refugee camps whose status' are being investigated or in court.
Here,once a Nigerian is in refugee camp,they are quickly advised to get any woman with Pali preggy..lol

Source: Herald Nigeria Tuesday 18th October, 2016

The words veteran, legend and master are often wrongly used when most people talk about Nigerian entertainers.
Take popular star Davido for example, a superb musician and all round good entertainer, a fan made the mistake of referring to him as a legend in the caption of a recent photo she took and trust Nigerians, they dragged her for calling him a legend.

Government needs $20b to revive economy, says Dangote

According to the businessman, efforts should be intensified at restoring investors’ confidence to attract the needed funds.Dangote is hopeful that the nation will come out of recession in the first quarter of 2017 if the government could get its priorities right and implement the right policies.

He stressed the need for government to address foreign exchange challenges if it wants private sector operators to increase their stakes in the diversification agenda. According to him, diversification from oil cannot be achieved if there is little or no foreign exchange available for private sector operators.
Besides, Dangote has unveiled plans to invest in dairy business to address dependence on import in the sector.According to him, 98 per cent of the country’s demand for dairy products is being imported, stressing that plans are on to turn around the nation’s milk industry over the next three years.
“We are already discussing ‎with the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) to kick-start this project. We believe we can do a lot to bridge the importation gap by developing local production of this product because we have the competitive and comparative advantages.”

He spoke during a courtesy visit by the Executive MBA students of the Lagos Business School (LBS) to his refinery in Lagos.Dangote who expressed optimism that the country would get out of the current precarious state, however, argued that this could only be achieved if the right support would be given to He spoke during a courtesy visit by the Executive MBA students of the Lagos Business School (LBS) to his refinery in Lagos.Dangote who expressed optimism that the country would get out of the current precarious state, however, argued that this could only be achieved if the right support would be given to the Organised Private Sector (OPS) through adequate foreign exchange supply, infrastructural development as well as consistent and favourable economic policies.

“Nigeria has what it takes to be great again. I believe so much in the Nigerian economy and if the right things are done, we should get out of the economic recession by first quarter in 2017. The private sector is huge and I think we will get out of the recession ‎as soon as possible,” he said.

In his presentation tagged the “Role of business in driving sustainable development in Africa – The story of Dangote group,” he said the group had grown from a commodity trading company to a more diversified conglomerate over the last two decades.

The businessman added that the group’s operation was underpinned by five key pillars which are to provide basic needs, substitute imports and earn foreign exchange from exports, execute efficiently new plants and technologies, operate effectively by entering new markets with highest quality products, entering into strategic partnerships and investing in human capacity ‎development.

“We are top 10 in Africa and top 400 globally. We are globally competitive, growing local capacity, manufacturing quality products, rapidly transforming ‎from a Nigerian company to a dominant African brand and our revenues and profitability have continued to grow,” he said.

The cartoon section in any newspaper remains my favorite; from the over sized and exaggerated characters to the subtle way authorities are questioned and how they draw attention to the ills of the society.

According to Tejumola Olaniyan, the curator for africacartoons.com, cartoons are essential in modern day Africa with ever increasing political parties all around the continent. Cartoons go beyond being funny, they challenge status quo and spark up dialogue among its readers.

These are a few of the cartoonists who continue to push the boundaries and draw citizens’ attention to the nuances of sociopolitical life around the continent.

Donisen Donald


Born in 1981, Donald is a Togolese designer and a cartoonist. His works have been published in several magazines and newspapers.

Zapiro


Multiple award winning Jonathan ‘Zapiro’ Shapiro was born 1958 in Cape Town, South Africa. With over 20 annual cartoon collections, Zapiro’s works are featured in several newspapers around the world.

Khalid Albaih

This Sudanese born cartoonist hopes that his cartoons will create a dialogue that surpasses language and culture. Rejected by the conventional media, Khalid publishes his revolutionizing ‘Khartoons’ on different blogs.

Thembo Kash

Born in 1965, Thembo Muhindo Kashauri is a Congolese illustrator, comic artist and graphic designer. Known for his wittiness, Thembo uses his cartoons to enlighten the world about the Congo.

EB Asukwo

E.B.’s hope for a better and more structured Nigeria inspires most of his cartoons. E.B is a fine artist, sculptor, painter and an editorial cartoonist who works with Business Day, a Nigerian newspaper.

Gado


This Tanzanian born cartoonist is known as the “most syndicated political cartoonist in East Central Africa”. Godfrey ‘Gado’ Mwampembwa’s cartoons, which range in subject matter from AIDS to terrorism continue to create discussions worldwide.


Born in 1979, Z, who is an architect by day is an anonymous cartoonist who comments on the news and other political events in Tunisia, through his cartoons.

Doaa El Adl


This Egyptian cartoonist is also a children illustrator. In 2009, she became the first woman to receive the award for Journalistic Distinction in caricature.

Souleymane Ndiaye


Souleymane who started sketching from a very young age, draws thought-provoking cartoons which have earned him recognition both internationally and in Senegal, his home country.

Kiss Brian Abraham


This Zambian born cartoonist is also an IT expert, researcher and social change activist who is interested in drawing attention to the status of women in Africa

culled from venturesafrica.com

The cartoon section in any newspaper remains my favorite; from the over sized and exaggerated characters to the subtle way authorities are questioned and how they draw attention to the ills of the society.

According to Tejumola Olaniyan, the curator for africacartoons.com, cartoons are essential in modern day Africa with ever increasing political parties all around the continent. Cartoons go beyond being funny, they challenge status quo and spark up dialogue among its readers.

These are a few of the cartoonists who continue to push the boundaries and draw citizens’ attention to the nuances of sociopolitical life around the continent.

Donisen Donald

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Born in 1981, Donald is a Togolese designer and a cartoonist. His works have been published in several magazines and newspapers.

Zapiro

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Multiple award winning Jonathan ‘Zapiro’ Shapiro was born 1958 in Cape Town, South Africa. With over 20 annual cartoon collections, Zapiro’s works are featured in several newspapers around the world.

Khalid Albaih

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This Sudanese born cartoonist hopes that his cartoons will create a dialogue that surpasses language and culture. Rejected by the conventional media, Khalid publishes his revolutionizing ‘Khartoons’ on different blogs.

Thembo Kash

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Born in 1965, Thembo Muhindo Kashauri is a Congolese illustrator, comic artist and graphic designer. Known for his wittiness, Thembo uses his cartoons to enlighten the world about the Congo.

EB Asukwo

Asukwo

E.B.’s hope for a better and more structured Nigeria inspires most of his cartoons. E.B is a fine artist, sculptor, painter and an editorial cartoonist who works with Business Day, a Nigerian newspaper.

Gado

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This Tanzanian born cartoonist is known as the “most syndicated political cartoonist in East Central Africa”. Godfrey ‘Gado’ Mwampembwa’s cartoons, which range in subject matter from AIDS to terrorism continue to create discussions worldwide.

Z

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Born in 1979, Z, who is an architect by day is an anonymous cartoonist who comments on the news and other political events in Tunisia, through his cartoons.

Doaa El Adl

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This Egyptian cartoonist is also a children illustrator. In 2009, she became the first woman to receive the award for Journalistic Distinction in caricature.

Souleymane Ndiaye

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Souleymane who started sketching from a very young age, draws thought-provoking cartoons which have earned him recognition both internationally and in Senegal, his home country.

Kiss Brian Abraham

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This Zambian born cartoonist is also an IT expert, researcher and social change activist who is interested in drawing attention to the status of women in Africa

lodscott:
if you already have a design I have people that can print quality for you, depending on where you are in the county

Yea I have designs. Whatsapp 07031177053

They are more political

Check these out. Gotten from Asukwo E.B. website.

lodscott:
cul art, not funny to me tho

Yes still gathering the funny ones. you can drop yours

Guardian of 31st may 2016

Elthugnificent:
Which Nigeria university uses a 4.00 gpa??

Sure. Nigerian Universities do use 4.00 gpa

Hey guys lets post funny cartoons. You can write the name of the paper and date of publication.

Shinery0123:
I don't think it is real

don't quote me please. I pray they are safe.

I really opened this link from the frontpage?


















Lalasticlala WHY?

So we dey cram for my department abi

Dreal11247:
Or why should a young man be jumping from bed to bed? It is a sign that such a fellow doesn't believe in the existence of the disease.

you don't have to center it on young guys alone, girls infect guys too. But Aid is real anyways

Thanks for this beautiful piece. It is indeed gonna be helpful to whoever is in need of it. May we not have such terrible experience and may God almighty forgive lost souls