martha: Stale joke... I heard it last year too

lol .

bad meat: Its too early to get drunk!

ham Nt like u drunk!!

Breaking News: You won't believe this
.Report just got to us from CNN that world
fastest man (sprinter) Usain Bolt has gotten
to 2014.















lol zzz

goodluck my Oba

mine is Mikel Obi. wanna marry him o.

thanks a lot Tpia or whatever you are called. you made my day . I honestly can't stop laughing at pple z comments as well as Ur replies .

hmmmm

2013 for me has been Revealing .

Itz quite interesting n romantic .love her for that . may her kind soul rest in perfect peace.

good for u Dan

Raphjeezy: What is your middle name and the name of the chicken that crossed the road?
i sense some similarity

polite insult it Is called.hmmmm

Since ladies now demand for BB
210,Q10,IPHONE
5,BRAZILLIAN HAIR,LACE WIG,SHOPPING
IN THE UK AND DUBAI, guys have decided to
follow the footsteps of Senator yerima to date 13yrs old babes that will be demanding only bobo juice,short cake,vijumilk and chocolate.... lolz......

sademola: Hilarious!!!

indeed! !!

I was asleep under my pillow yesterday when my husband told me that Mandela has die. I just shout no! no!! no!!!
And I start to cry, my husband and Mandela
is a good friends.
When my husband was a children, Mandela give him his own shoe when he didnot have shoe.
Now Mandela have made the African people a widow by dying.
Once again, congratulations to South Africa peoples.
Mandela is a great man better than all those that are
not in PDP.
He died but his manhood lives on! =))
Lolzzzzzzzz

my so calld best female friend spoke ill of me to potential suitor of which the guy told me.


also my fiance broke up wit me for admiring a cute n rich dude at a party .

lunch hour show on Orange F.M 94.5 monday to Fri. lpm to 2pm

Cant stop laffin

Some movie producers went to use
someone's house to shoot a movie scene. They
needed
someone to act the role of a gate man so they
offered the
Aboki at the house some money to act the
role. The
director gave the Aboki a cutlass and told him
to give a
pretense chase after the star actor who was
acting the
role of a thief. "If you hear me say "action"
make you
run after am o, just do as I say... you hear?"
The Aboki
nodded in affirmation. Na so Director shout
"action", and
the star actor took off and aboki began to
pursue him
round the compound, as dem dey reach fence
na so
director shouted "cut, cut, cut"!
Ol'boy!!!!! Star actor still dey Igbobi ooo!

i always want to get my man gifts but hez too expensive and wont appreciate a little gift. what do u advise in this situatn. am a student dnt av much.

hey edit ur words. president olusegun obasanjo was nevr sick and jonathan was never his assistant.
itz a pity uve forgotten president Yar'adua's name so soon. too bad *sobs*

Space management
Space journalism
Space communications law
plz wil be glad if u can help make inquiry abt M.Sc. of d above courses.

akuji: [b][/b]

The list is not exhaustive and not in ranking order:

Fees listed are for overseas students

Robert Gordon University
Full-time
£10,200 entire course

LSE - London School of Economics and Political Science
MSc International Employment Relations and Human Resource Management
GRE/GMAT requirement: All graduates of non-UK institutions must submit a GRE or GMAT
Overseas fees: £18,432.

The University of Manchester
MSc Human Resource Management and Comparative Industrial Relations

University of Warwick
MA Industrial Relations & Managing Human Resources

Imperial College London
MA Human Resource & Knowledge Management

Nottingham Business School
MSc Management

Fees: 12,950
Scholarships and discounts
Nottingham Business School - competitive scholarships. These include:

•Masters scholarships for UK, EU and international students
•MBA scholarships for UK, EU and international students
•the International Development Office's International Scholarship Scheme.
Masters scholarships

Nottingham Business School - competitive Scholarships for full-time Masters courses starting in September 2013 and January 2014:

September 2013 start
•UK / EU students: Up to 48 half fee scholarships up to the value of £4,375 each (50% of fees).
•International students: Up to 12 scholarships up to the value of £6,475 each (50% of fees).
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•UK / EU students: Up to 12 half fee scholarships up to the value of £4,375 each (50% of fees).
•International students: Up to 3 scholarships up to the value of £6,475 each (50% of fees).
How to apply

University of Birmingham
MSc in Human Resource Management

£15,000 (overseas).

Scholarships may be available

fanks alot. really appreciate

igbo2011: I don't celebrate Christmas but I celebrate Kwanzaa so that will be a great break for me.

wotz kwanzaa ??

dasparrow: @Post

This year just like last year, Christmas is going to be a family celebration. There will be a lot of cooking, eating and merry making. My cousins and I went to the park and had a little picnic last Christmas. I am not sure what we will be doing this year though. By the way, I need to buy a Christmas goat. I wonder when I should do that before the price of goat becomes too expensive.

my sincere advice, buy it tomorrow

adaobi123: I'll be in nigggeerrriiiaaa !!!

I can't wait.

cant wait too dear.but wot exactly re ur plans?

Mynd_44: Eat fried rice and shikin and sleep my eyes out

datz stale. dnt wanna do dat this year again

Afrocatalyst:
I like this.

so do I

fanx alot for d advice. datz very insightful.

Chazzyboy: Am planing to build a new house in my village for dis xmas

hmmm nyc one. we av just some few days this that ure stil on plannin.

Did you know that there re just 50days to the end of the year?
Which made it 44 days to Christmas. Well am sure most people know what christmas is,nevertheless lets a take a brief insight into what christmas is.
Christmas is the annual Christian festival
celebrating Christ's birth,holds on December 25. Christmas is also called Noel,Nativity, xmas.

christmas is celeberated by millions of people around the world includin me.
Am so excited that xmas is comin nd each time I remember a song comes to my mind. An old time nursery ryhme :
'christmas is coming the geese are getting. fat. please put a kobo in the old man's hat'

But honestly as excited as I am each time I think about xmas i also feel sad because my christmas has always been the same old thing. Am actually willing to try something new this time.
Dear Nairalanders would appreciate your suggestions as regards how to enjoy my xmas and make it exciting.

psalm 116.
I Love the Lord......

They say Oprah is not a Christian, but built a
school for girls in South Africa. IT IS FREE
EDUCATION!!!
They say Beyoncé is Illuminati, she's building a
school for girls in Afghanistan. IT IS FREE
EDUCATION!!!
Tererai Trent is building a school
for girls in Zimbabwe. IT IS FREE EDUCATION!!! They say Mark Zuckerberg is an Atheist (doesn't
believe in God), but more than 50% of his
wealth goes to charity.
*FACT* Bill Gates is spending billions to eradicate Polio disease in Nigeria!
Most of the American illuminati celebrities are
investing millions on projects in African continents,adopting and educating African Children!!!
Our supposedly heaven-bound African (most
especially Nigerians) Pastors are building
Empires for themselves.... These Pastors tell us 'law' came by Moses, but 'grace' came by Jesus... They pray with the grace of Jesus, and collect money with the law of Moses.
They are Christians, but nothing Christ-like about them anymore... Jesus Christ was a man,
who understood the principle of the 'widow's mite', but our today Pastors don't give a shit about widow's mite...
The more you give, the more important you're in
today's churches, irrespective of whether the
money is ill gotten or not. JUST GIVE!!!! The
Bible is now a weapon of mass deception... They
twist the Bible knowing that people are lazy to
read.
They collect 10% tithe, they collect welfare offering, they collect building offering, regular offering all from one month's salary etc.... After which they will ask you to make vows and sow seeds at random!
Haha!! Why won't they be
billionaires? After collection, they build high
profile schools, exotic Hotels, not caring about people who have been giving their
widow's mite.
The Bible said "give that there may be meat in my store house"... God never said you should keep collecting after you have overflow of meat,private jets and billions in the store house.
Just imagine do these Pastors give a tithe of 10% from their income back to the church... Nope! They preach faith, but they don't exercise faith.
They tell you to give $1000 to become a Billionaire in 6months, but they won't pray for you to become a Billionaire before giving! I never heard of any Billionaire who became one out of a pastor praying for him... I only know you can become a Billionaire through ideas, hard work and diligence!
I always shake my head whenever I see about 100 people running to go and sow $200 to become
Billionaires in 24 months. *remember that our God is not a gambler and church is not a casino. I keep wondering when they will ever stop being
stupid...
How can the same Pastor who told you
to sow seed of #10,000 2years ago to become a
millionaire in 6months, come back after 1year to
tell you to sow #200,000 to become a Billionaire in 24 months? Pleas do the math na... if 10,000Naira did not make a millionaire, how 200,000Naira make you a Billionaire?
*SMH* What baffles me most is the speed at
which they run to go and pick the envelops, knowing fully well that some of them can't even afford to pay their bills,and some are 3 months behind in their rent payment.
Haha!!! Every Sunday as many Christians go to
church with empty stomachs.. Pastors continue to live like kings and queens!
God help us all!!