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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo’s Engagement Ring For Georgina Rodriguez Cost A Whopping N300m by ShitHead(m): 10:59am On May 03, 2018
The ring alone can buy the entire careers of Super Eagles.

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Says Special Court Coming Soon, Warns Looters Of Consequences by ShitHead(m): 1:51pm On May 02, 2018
Don't be surprised when you see Amaechi as the Chief Judge of this SPECIAL Court.



The Special coitus is cuming soon.

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Politics / Re: See How Ambode Is Constructing Over 100 New Bus Stops And Lay Bys Across Lagos by ShitHead(m): 1:34pm On May 02, 2018
Building shelters for the Agberos no be achievement.


Person wey do this thing to Ambode, e no go better for am.

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Celebrities / Re: Sophia Momodu's Friend, Adunola, Reacts To Davido’s Porsche For Chioma by ShitHead(m): 1:18pm On May 02, 2018
No second term for Sophia.


Assurance has voted you out!

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Politics / Re: COAS Buratai Pictured Testing His Physical Fitness At NA Obstacle Course(photos by ShitHead(m): 12:35pm On May 02, 2018
He can go to the Sambisa forest and test it.

Agbaya!

Lazy Nigerian Soldier.

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Celebrities / Re: Throwback Photos Of Chioma Avril Rowland, Davido's Girlfriend by ShitHead(m): 12:31pm On May 02, 2018
Davido don fvck am 43 millions times. See as her 30 kobo waist cum change to 30Billon.


Her skin cum fresh, she go dey add Davido sperm for her cream.

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Politics / Re: Masked DSS Officials Storm National Assembly by ShitHead(m): 12:29pm On May 02, 2018
They are not DSS People o. They are the Big Brother Naija Ninjas. They paid a courtesy call on the National Assembly.

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Celebrities / Re: "CeeC Is Not My Friend" - Alex by ShitHead(m): 12:23pm On May 02, 2018
Don't mind this abortion expert.

It's an honour, a privilege for CeeC to consider you her enemy.

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Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade In Thigh-Revealing Outfit For France And Italy Tour by ShitHead(m): 11:21am On May 02, 2018
Since her talent finished, she has been busy revealing outfits.

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Politics / Re: Adanna Ohakim And David Steineker Welcome A New Baby (Photos) by ShitHead(m): 11:01am On May 02, 2018
Her father bought the white guy for her.

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Politics / Re: Abia State Backs Foundation On Hand Washing Sensitization Campaign In 10 Schools by ShitHead(m): 10:53am On May 02, 2018
Looting in progress.

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Crime / Re: Man Who Wanted To Use A Runs Girl For Ritual Arrested In Ughelli,delta(photos) by ShitHead(m): 10:46am On May 02, 2018
Enemies of progress. See as them spoil the man Assurance.

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Crime / Re: Abidjan Thief Forced To Consume Pepper After Getting Caught by ShitHead(m): 10:34am On May 02, 2018
This is like chocolate Ice-cream to a Yoruba man.

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Politics / Re: Buhari: More People Killed In Zamfara Than Benue, Taraba Put Together by ShitHead(m): 10:08am On May 02, 2018
Dividend of democracy in Nigeria. Killings.

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Politics / Re: Melaye's Failed Recall: Angry Yahaya Bello To Sack Aides - The Guardian by ShitHead(m): 8:43am On May 02, 2018
He should sack himself first, then come back, sack the aides.

Oloriburuku Oloshi.

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Celebrities / Re: Davido And His Girlfriend, Chioma Kissing And Sucking Each Others Tongue (Video) by ShitHead(m): 2:42pm On Apr 30, 2018
Who do you want him to kiss and suck? Your grandma?

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Celebrities / Re: Miracle Ikechukwu Igbokwe: Nina & I Had Sex On TV - BBNaija Winner Admits by ShitHead(m): 12:15pm On Apr 30, 2018
Fvcking pilot.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Has Been Your Most Difficult Stage In Job Hunting? by ShitHead(m): 12:05pm On Apr 30, 2018
Advertising a job vacancy for a 25 year old graduate, then asking me for 90 years experience post NYSC.

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Nairaland / General / Re: A Completely Unclad Man On Top Of A Powerline In Lagos- Photos. by ShitHead(m): 3:49pm On Apr 27, 2018
Are you sure that's not Buhari?

Please make una tell am say they don cancel the impeachment.

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Celebrities / Re: Jide Kosoko With His Son, Daughter-In-Law And Grandchildren by ShitHead(m): 12:32pm On Apr 27, 2018
Daughter in-law abi mother in-law?

I can't see any daughter in-law there.

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Education / Re: "They Use Hausa To Teach English Language In The North" - Kano Corper Claims by ShitHead(m): 12:16pm On Apr 27, 2018
This one is not claiming o. During my service year, I reported to the school principal that the students were not paying attention to my class, they couldn't even understand me. She said that I should use Hausa to teach them. How I wan learn that one? She went ahead to say; "after all, in China, they use Chinese...why can't we be proud of our language" yen yen yen.

It didn't go down well with us and the school. When we were leaving for service, they called us for a sentforth party and served us, each with a sachet of caparison.

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Politics / Re: APC Chairmanship: Oyegun To Step Aside by ShitHead(m): 2:48pm On Apr 26, 2018
It's turn by turn to rape us, another one is coming to take his turn.


We are all fvcked!!! By old, wrinkled, floppy diccks!

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Politics / Re: APC Snubs Ali Modu-sheriff, Ask Him To Go And Join Party At Ward Level by ShitHead(m): 2:46pm On Apr 26, 2018
He is a political prostitute and APC is the brothel.

HE MUST BE ACCEPTED!

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Politics / Re: APC Shifts National Convention Date by ShitHead(m): 10:57am On Apr 26, 2018
Shifting cultivation.

Agbaya!

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Celebrities / Re: Dammy Krane To Buy Land For A Fan by ShitHead(m): 10:49am On Apr 26, 2018
Person wey never pay his rent dey buy land for a stranger.


Cheap publicity from a credit card cunt.

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Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa: I Have Been Battling Fibroid For 7 Years by ShitHead(m): 10:45am On Apr 26, 2018
Be specific. Is it fibroid of the mouth (cos you talk rubbish) or fibroid in your bank account (cos guys are wiser now)?
Celebrities / Re: Cee-C Meets Comedienne, Helen Paul by ShitHead(m): 10:33am On Apr 26, 2018
See Helen's face. She's fvcking scared.

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Celebrities / Re: Ali Baba On Kate Middleton Always Stepping Out Immediately After She Puts To Bed by ShitHead(m): 3:39pm On Apr 24, 2018
She just dey hatch like chicken anyhow.

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Crime / Re: Boss Chains His Apprentice Upside Down In Kaduna Over Client’s Change (Pictured) by ShitHead(m): 11:15am On Apr 24, 2018
The boss is worse than Buhari. This is slavery. He should be arrested and hanged by his balls.

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Politics / Re: FG To Channel Recovered $322m Abacha Loot To Social Safety Nets- Adeosun Reveals by ShitHead(m): 12:41pm On Apr 23, 2018
Which Abacha. the righteous one.

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Celebrities / Re: Charly Boy Calls For Ban Of BBNaija Show, Gives Reasons by ShitHead(m): 12:07pm On Apr 23, 2018
They should ban him too from existing. When he too was showcasing his wrinkled nudity, hugging and kissing that retard called Denrele. Idiots everywhere.

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Celebrities / Re: #BBNaija Ex-housemate Khloe Steps Out In Style - See Pictures by ShitHead(m): 10:09am On Apr 20, 2018
We don see her finish. No amount of make-up and cheap cloth can cover up her filth.

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