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Nope, not yet!

I just listened to the crappiest music ever.

. . . and wht the s'hit is "i was born to flop this". . . such a poor attempt at rap.

i need some doze of late Chief Executive omoota's real rap to flush this thing outta my heard.

****tunes in to ; mo lenu bi pon pon pon pon*****

Onwan:
Beecrofty, kindly explain your answer to Question 5.

Yer, i agree, the answer is quite unclear

You guys are funny, so how exactly do you intend to catch someone you ve never even seen before.

that's the beauty of an anonymous forum, Ptconsult can even be Onwan or Seun for all i care!

The dude should focus on railway service, linking various parts of lagos, that way, traffic can be easily de-congested.

I don't see any point building another airport when the majority of people residing in lagos are still having problems moving around within lagos.

It's just a totally pointless project!

Dirty boy!----

if you wanna right dirty, then go get yourself a Q7!

Smart move!

The Private sector moves in and competition will drive the stability in the industry.

It also translates into more jobs for Nigerians.

In the end, everybody is happy!

ezeagu:
Did your post really make sense?

I can't find any sense in yours as well

one wonders ow much a tokunbo must be

Am curious, does anyone know the salary offered for this job?

I'm so curious to see what will eventually come out of this!

1.3m? 

I hope it comes with a Jacuzzi and a mini kitchen as well

I believe the price of Q7 is a little closer to X5, i might be wrong tho

This is about the millionth thread that has since been opened to challenge Becomerich's posting attitude and personal orientation.

Guess what? scream to the highest heaven all you like, the maps are here to stay, no one can do anything about it, he's been banned over and over again, but the dude has more user names than the stars of the skies, his variants comprise half of the members we have on Nairaland.

and you haven't heard the last of him yet, even the spam bot has been tamed to recognize him and worship his lordship.

He needs a section of his, just right beside the jokes corner, seun should see to that.

CRAP.

What did Jonathan did with $3billion he signed-out just a week after they made him 'acting president'

Money is never put to good use in NIGERIA!

and how exactly are you sure the money is not being put to good use?

The benz over there looks like a bus!

The X5 anyday anytime.

But if you include Audi Q7 in the options, then you are talking about the mother of all SUVs. . . 

Why is everybody making an issue out of nothing?

If Jonathan borrows money and the money is put to good use vis a vis infrastructural development, then by all means, the dude should command our respect.

UK's net debt is over 160 trillion pounds, so WTF are talking about here?

And people should really stop screaming about external reserves, let's leave it as it should be, a "Reserve", once you start spending into your reserve, it signals your economy is experiencing a real downfall and nobody is willing to lend to you, and even that, is capable of causing real damage to the Naira.

The world bank is going to give him a loan at a rate that is cheaper than what he'd have paid if he tried to raise debt vis a vis bond issues.

emmboy:
I went 2 my girlfriend's house 2day because she asked me 2 come. On getting there, i met she nd her twin sister watchin a film tittled 'LOST'. I was welcomed as usual, den i sat on d couch. They continued watchin nd deserted me on d couch. Bein deserted nd lonely, i slept off and wen i wok up, NEPA had taken d light nd i saw no one inside. I stepped out nd found dem doin some chores. I grew very angry nd left angryly. Do u think i did d right thing?

emmboy:
@all thanks very much for your reply so far. Like i said b4 they left me bored and didnt know when i slept off. That made me pissed off because i went to her house to see and chat with her cos i really miss her only for her to choose watching film alone. Well thanks 4 u advice all d same. What do u think i should do next? Do i apologise or what?

emmboy:
Thank u, I knew what to expect. But what pains me most is follow follow. When one person says something, the others follow. Thanks all the same.

Kids of nowadays, the dude almost got me falling!

ayettymama:
can someone tell me why the couple looks soo damn miserable??

wtf - ITS SUPPOSED TO BE TH EHAPPIEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE??

WHY ISNT SHE SMILING??!

its simple, cos Beyonce aint coming!

Hi guys,

I was told there are dáft people here who can read absurd meanings to pictures.

I was hoping to get some really stúpid meaning to this picture, i wonder if anyone can be of help

The spolit brat isn't looking so happy cos she was expecting to dance to "all the single ladies". , . . .

***jumps out of thread to read "How DaGrin really dead"****

Beyonce was prob indirectly telling Mike to "shove his money where the moon don't shine, my hubby has got money stacks bigger than you"

We are indeed the GIANT of AFRICA!

ah!

Don't call our homes slum, its just medieval architecture with a beach front each time there is a little shred of rainfall

E ko o ni baje lai lai

BBC was wrong all along, we love our roads water logged!

Its called Aqua road!

Don't say it! we don't live in slums!

^^^^ Now this is what i call Mercedes!

redsun:
Won't jesus have been able to provide a jet for himself miraculously?Just like the money to pay tax was found in a fish.

Hey,let there be jet,and there is a custom fitted sate of the jet,odu.

Adeboye is a player like ibori,his double hand shake signifies a total submission in anticipation for a share of the blood soaked loot.

I ve always respected your views on this forum, but to say i'm disappointed at the utter moronic argument highlighted above is to underestimate in the very least.

The fact that people attach such gestures foolish meanings is still beyond what i can comprehend.

jumobi1:
They meant health.

seriously? and you know this because?

still lmfao