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AutosRe: PT Consult alleged to be Fraudulent by Shock(m): 12:31am On Jun 20, 2010
cool
RomanceRe: Girls Only: What Do You Think Of This Guy? by Shock(m): 11:58pm On Jun 17, 2010
lallafati:
You are defeated in the name of Jesus  angry angry angry angry
cool
RomanceRe: Girls Only: What Do You Think Of This Guy? by Shock(m): 11:43pm On Jun 17, 2010
lallafati:
Why would u say that? angry angry angry angry Who is Christiano for girls no to say no to him? lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Check the picture again, and take a deep breath, close your eyes, and imagine him standing next to you at a dinner with all kinds of celebrities in attendance, and every curious glance looking at you thinking "f[i]u[/i]ck, what a lucky b[i]i[/i]tch"!

You can now open your eyes, feel free to take back your words!
RomanceRe: Girls Only: What Do You Think Of This Guy? by Shock(m): 11:25pm On Jun 17, 2010
funny girls all over nairaland!

i can bet my breakfast more a large chunk of the girls that spit trash on how "he doesn't look so hot" and how he "looks so gay" will jump in his bed, no questions asked, if an opportunity presents itself.

no girls says no to Christiano!---its just how it is!
CelebritiesRe: Rate This Video!-- World Cup Song By Shakira by Shock(m): 11:42am On Jun 12, 2010
FL Gators:
-5/10

What a gay. Like c'mon.
e36991:
@^^^

Say it like it is, jaare FL.

Jo-jo-jo. Only you honest so far

I understand lambada but not this perverted and making-me-cringe version

Thief, ole, carry am go!
As gay as the video looks, you can't deny that the dude has got great moves!

Besides, he does it to raise money for kids education in africa, appreciate the fcking thing
CelebritiesRe: Rate This Video!-- World Cup Song By Shakira by Shock(m): 9:32pm On Jun 11, 2010
what!!!

on a scale of 1 to 10, i'd give it 10.5
RomanceRe: Ffg - Fraudulent Facebook Girls by Shock(m): 7:50pm On Jun 11, 2010
lmao!. . . she's now Gabrielle T. Brown

professional scammers
CelebritiesRe: Chris Brown Denied Uk Visa by Shock(m): 8:15pm On Jun 09, 2010
He must have had a shocking cheesy look after the refusal.


Travelista:
There was nothing funny about that footage; Jay's face was flooded with anger, so don't even try to pull the okey-doke on folks that haven't seen this 'joke' footage. He had to be pulled off the woman; friend or not, it was unacceptable what he did to that her.
Oh pls Jay z's episode is totally different---you don't beat your girlfriend blue, purple and black and then expect any reasonable country to open their doors wide for you, its only prudent that they keep the animals away from within.
PhonesRe: Iphone 4 >>> Sets To Blow All Others Away! {video} by Shock(m): 4:52pm On Jun 08, 2010
now who will buy the new Nokia series after watching all the amazing things that can be done with the iphone 4 g tongue
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Unemployment Around 19.7 Percent - Finance Minister by Shock(m): 1:40am On Jun 06, 2010
Who knows how many Nigerians are Nigerians to begin with?. . . . and if you are so quick to scream "we are 150million" then you are prob the dumbest person to walk God's earth!


A country without appropriate approximate statistics of its citizenry's population or birthrate declares 19.7 percent unemployed, and the same country plans to dish out 15k on a monthly basis to this unemployed 19.7 percent----sounds like a convenient way to loot money, no questions asked.

There aren't statistics of recorded deaths and birth certificates can be obtained on the streets, some dead folks of over 7 years still have their name coming up in the government payroll, while some pensioners who have spent the best part of their lives in government service were told "sorry sir, your name does not appear anywhere in our register" .---of course, that's being too polite.

In the northern part of the country, some folks with extremely abnormal high libido levels keep churning out kids like ants, of course, there aren't hospitals to take record of this.

And here we are at the same spot, we keep saying "we are 150 million people" and some ídiot thinks "of course Nigerians don't know any better"
PoliticsRe: The A-z Of Gani’s Will - Made Lifetime Provisions For First Son, Love Child by Shock(m): 1:06am On Jun 06, 2010
Such precise will!

I suppose in the end, everyone understood what they meant to the old man!

The will also went further to show the level of respect he had for his first two wives who weathered every storm with him.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Unemployment Around 19.7 Percent - Finance Minister by Shock(m): 12:04pm On Jun 05, 2010
sorry for the mix up guys, the error can be ascribed to the decimal figure.

pls omit the decimal and read the figure as 197 Percent instead.
PoliticsLead Posion Kills 100 Children In The North by Shock(op): 9:31am On Jun 05, 2010
More than 100 children have died of lead poisoning in Nigeria in recent weeks, health officials say.

The number has been rising since March, when residents started digging illegally for gold in areas with high concentrations of lead.

The victims were from several remote villages in the northern state of Zamfara.

A total of 163 out of 355 cases of poisoning have proved fatal, a Nigerian health ministry official told Reuters.

Dr Henry Akpan, the health ministry's chief epidemiologist, said: "[The victims] were digging for gold, but the areas also have large concentrations of lead."

Health authorities have set up two camps in the area to treat people who are suffering symptoms of lead poisoning.

Contaminated water?
The deaths were discovered during the country's annual immunisation programme, when officials realised there were virtually no children in several remote villages in the northern state, says the BBC's Abdullai Kaura Abubakar in Kaduna.

Villagers said the children had died of malaria and it was only when a team from international aid agency Medecins Sans Frontiers took blood tests from local people that the high concentrations of lead were discovered.

Zamfara State had recently employed a Chinese company to mine gold in the area, adds our correspondent.

But villagers had also attempted to capitalise by digging for the precious metal themselves - an illegal activity in Nigeria.

It is likely locals became sick after lead removed during the process of refining gold ore contaminated local water systems, our correspondent says.



http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/10241647.stm
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Are There Still Decent Single Nigerian Ladies In The Uk? by Shock(m): 2:41am On Jun 05, 2010
@ Michelin:

Why do i have a hard on each time i go snooping thru ur profile tongue
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Are There Still Decent Single Nigerian Ladies In The Uk? by Shock(m): 1:43am On Jun 05, 2010
Mr Nnanwa Ochiri, cool

whatever you do, just pray you don't end up with ássholes like mama-gee!----life would be hell if you did.
RomanceRe: How Many Abortions Have You Commited by Shock(m): 7:43pm On Jun 02, 2010
Odunnu:
I'm in shock!
cheesy
AutosRe: Brand New Armoured Bullet Proof Toyota Landcruiser by Shock(m): 11:36pm On May 31, 2010
gabng:
, Thus protection is needed to safeguard us. Like the saying in the bible, Heaven help thise who help themselves. The high net worth individual who is adequately protected in his home and the office is vulnerable when in transit from point A to point B (100 mopol's dont cut it). This situation is the kind of scenarios that our vehicles come into play and help protect your life. a case that comes to mind is the late Dipo Dina shot in his car along Lagos - Abeokuta Expressway (near Otta). If he had a vehicle such as the one above he would be here with us to tell his story of surviving such an attack.
What is the point to buying a bullet proof landcruiser if the same assasins you are running for can still walk up into your bedroom.

Let's just say for a min the late Bola Ige had a million fully armored SUVs, would it have mitigated the circumstances that lead to his death?

How many politicians get killed in their vehicles these days anyway?. . .Me thinks most of them get killed right in their homes. . .
RomanceRe: You Have Heard Of The French Kiss But Now We Introduce The African Kiss: by Shock(m): 7:37pm On May 28, 2010
[size=19pt]I think someone needs to be whipped for putting stúpid and irrelevant topics on the front page![/size]
RomanceRe: Condoms Too Big For Indian Men by Shock(m): 12:06pm On May 27, 2010
It's not size that matters durhhhhhhhhh!
AutosRe: PT Consult alleged to be Fraudulent by Shock(m): 11:46am On May 26, 2010
any update?
CrimeRe: 9ja Medical Student Acquitted Of Rape In Uk After 7months by Shock(m): 11:00pm On May 24, 2010
justwise:
Now his DNA is taken, full CRB ruined, just for 5mins of cheap quickie
the more reason why young people should be encouraged to másturbate more, don't you think
RomanceRe: Your Secret Admirer On Nl And I Promise I Won't Tell. . .lmao! by Shock(m): 12:10am On May 24, 2010
Is it okay is i secretly admire a guy?

cos i have a strong thing going on for becomrich tongue
RomanceRe: Your Secret Admirer On Nl And I Promise I Won't Tell. . .lmao! by Shock(m): 10:29pm On May 23, 2010
arkinses:
iice https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/9.gif
sorry mate, you aren't even going to ever see the colour of her bra strap!

Its good to fantasize and dream tho.
PoliticsRibadu Awarded Honorary Degree In Law by Shock(op): 4:58pm On May 23, 2010
Ribadu Awarded Honorary Doctorate of Law Degree

The former Executive Chairman of the Economic and Crimes Commission, EFCC, Mallam Nuhu Ribadu has been conferred with an honorary doctorate degree in law [Doctor of Laws (Honoris Causa] by the Babcock University.

The formal ceremony for the award is scheduled for the University’s convocation ceremony in Ilishan, Ogun State, on Sunday, 06 June 2010.

In a letter to Mr. Ribadu by the President and Vice Chancellor of the University, Professor Kayode Makinde, said the award was made in
recognition of his “loyal breeding”, “lofty aim” and “resolute courage” as well as what the university called Mr. Ribadu’s “fierce stance against corruption in the face of sponsored disgrace and certain death that has resulted into positive changes and global acclaim hitherto considered impossible!”

Remarking on the total essence of Mr. Ribadu’s public life, Professor Makinde said, “your distinguished achievements are for us today’s citizens a relief and for generations yet unborn a worthy heritage”. The former anti-corruption czar has, for the past two years, been in a running battle with the administration of the late President Umaru Yar'Adua, culminating in Mr. Ribadu's exile and the decision to take up fellowship offers, first at the University of Oxford in the United Kingdom and then at the Center for Global Development in the United
States.
RomanceRe: Reason Why Men Cheat--{video} by Shock(m): 4:55pm On May 23, 2010
Ebonyeyes:
No its for the needle peepee he is carrying grin grin tongue tongue
try it and you shall see, what wonders it bring tongue

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