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lallafati:Check the picture again, and take a deep breath, close your eyes, and imagine him standing next to you at a dinner with all kinds of celebrities in attendance, and every curious glance looking at you thinking "f[i]u[/i]ck, what a lucky b[i]i[/i]tch"! You can now open your eyes, feel free to take back your words! |
funny girls all over nairaland! i can bet my breakfast more a large chunk of the girls that spit trash on how "he doesn't look so hot" and how he "looks so gay" will jump in his bed, no questions asked, if an opportunity presents itself. no girls says no to Christiano!---its just how it is! |
FL Gators: e36991:As gay as the video looks, you can't deny that the dude has got great moves! Besides, he does it to raise money for kids education in africa, appreciate the fcking thing |
what!!! on a scale of 1 to 10, i'd give it 10.5 |
lmao!. . . she's now Gabrielle T. Brown professional scammers |
He must have had a shocking look after the refusal.Travelista:Oh pls Jay z's episode is totally different---you don't beat your girlfriend blue, purple and black and then expect any reasonable country to open their doors wide for you, its only prudent that they keep the animals away from within. |
now who will buy the new Nokia series after watching all the amazing things that can be done with the iphone 4 g ![]() |
Who knows how many Nigerians are Nigerians to begin with?. . . . and if you are so quick to scream "we are 150million" then you are prob the dumbest person to walk God's earth! A country without appropriate approximate statistics of its citizenry's population or birthrate declares 19.7 percent unemployed, and the same country plans to dish out 15k on a monthly basis to this unemployed 19.7 percent----sounds like a convenient way to loot money, no questions asked. There aren't statistics of recorded deaths and birth certificates can be obtained on the streets, some dead folks of over 7 years still have their name coming up in the government payroll, while some pensioners who have spent the best part of their lives in government service were told "sorry sir, your name does not appear anywhere in our register" .---of course, that's being too polite. In the northern part of the country, some folks with extremely abnormal high libido levels keep churning out kids like ants, of course, there aren't hospitals to take record of this. And here we are at the same spot, we keep saying "we are 150 million people" and some ídiot thinks "of course Nigerians don't know any better" |
Such precise will! I suppose in the end, everyone understood what they meant to the old man! The will also went further to show the level of respect he had for his first two wives who weathered every storm with him. |
sorry for the mix up guys, the error can be ascribed to the decimal figure. pls omit the decimal and read the figure as 197 Percent instead. |
More than 100 children have died of lead poisoning in Nigeria in recent weeks, health officials say. The number has been rising since March, when residents started digging illegally for gold in areas with high concentrations of lead. The victims were from several remote villages in the northern state of Zamfara. A total of 163 out of 355 cases of poisoning have proved fatal, a Nigerian health ministry official told Reuters. Dr Henry Akpan, the health ministry's chief epidemiologist, said: "[The victims] were digging for gold, but the areas also have large concentrations of lead." Health authorities have set up two camps in the area to treat people who are suffering symptoms of lead poisoning. Contaminated water? The deaths were discovered during the country's annual immunisation programme, when officials realised there were virtually no children in several remote villages in the northern state, says the BBC's Abdullai Kaura Abubakar in Kaduna. Villagers said the children had died of malaria and it was only when a team from international aid agency Medecins Sans Frontiers took blood tests from local people that the high concentrations of lead were discovered. Zamfara State had recently employed a Chinese company to mine gold in the area, adds our correspondent. But villagers had also attempted to capitalise by digging for the precious metal themselves - an illegal activity in Nigeria. It is likely locals became sick after lead removed during the process of refining gold ore contaminated local water systems, our correspondent says. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/10241647.stm |
@ Michelin: Why do i have a hard on each time i go snooping thru ur profile ![]() |
Mr Nnanwa Ochiri, ![]() whatever you do, just pray you don't end up with ássholes like mama-gee!----life would be hell if you did. |
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gabng:What is the point to buying a bullet proof landcruiser if the same assasins you are running for can still walk up into your bedroom. Let's just say for a min the late Bola Ige had a million fully armored SUVs, would it have mitigated the circumstances that lead to his death? How many politicians get killed in their vehicles these days anyway?. . .Me thinks most of them get killed right in their homes. . . |
[size=19pt]I think someone needs to be whipped for putting stúpid and irrelevant topics on the front page![/size] |
It's not size that matters durhhhhhhhhh! |
any update? |
justwise:the more reason why young people should be encouraged to másturbate more, don't you think |
Is it okay is i secretly admire a guy? cos i have a strong thing going on for becomrich ![]() |
arkinses:sorry mate, you aren't even going to ever see the colour of her bra strap! Its good to fantasize and dream tho. |
Ribadu Awarded Honorary Doctorate of Law Degree The former Executive Chairman of the Economic and Crimes Commission, EFCC, Mallam Nuhu Ribadu has been conferred with an honorary doctorate degree in law [Doctor of Laws (Honoris Causa] by the Babcock University. The formal ceremony for the award is scheduled for the University’s convocation ceremony in Ilishan, Ogun State, on Sunday, 06 June 2010. In a letter to Mr. Ribadu by the President and Vice Chancellor of the University, Professor Kayode Makinde, said the award was made in recognition of his “loyal breeding”, “lofty aim” and “resolute courage” as well as what the university called Mr. Ribadu’s “fierce stance against corruption in the face of sponsored disgrace and certain death that has resulted into positive changes and global acclaim hitherto considered impossible!” Remarking on the total essence of Mr. Ribadu’s public life, Professor Makinde said, “your distinguished achievements are for us today’s citizens a relief and for generations yet unborn a worthy heritage”. The former anti-corruption czar has, for the past two years, been in a running battle with the administration of the late President Umaru Yar'Adua, culminating in Mr. Ribadu's exile and the decision to take up fellowship offers, first at the University of Oxford in the United Kingdom and then at the Center for Global Development in the United States. |
Ebonyeyes:try it and you shall see, what wonders it bring ![]() |

look after the refusal.