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vheMa:
To be sincere o. Between the two,I don't think I know the exact person that has a dead brain,cos both of 'em are jus... wack

TO PEJ: Madam u said buhari's brain is dead,that expression isn't for buhari but YOU(PEJ)

Its jus like me comparing my BANK accnt with my LOVE life,saying(which one is emptier)

I usually don't comment on political threads for fear of invective but the love life and bank account analogy got me laughing so hard my neighbours must think I'm crazy

Mhizkel:
I'm crious

I guess the parents who send their kids to a school named "sexy kids" want to graduate models and actors

Mhizkel:
Infant Jesus nursery/primary school Penny international college Sexy kids nursery/primary school

Sexy kids? You have got to be kidding!

My childhood friend right from primary school. I was the class prefect and he was my assistant. I remember how we used to make paper models of wrestling characters and entertain the whole class with our table wrestlemania! He taught me how to do the crazy legs and running man dance and I taught him how to do the moon walk (backslide) and the toe stand; Michael Jackson's dance moves.

The is almost no Van Damme movie we did not reenact in school.

We saw last at a reunion in December 2012. He died suddenly after that.

I miss him everyday.

internetpo:
Yea. I do. Humming the song right now in my head. Such soft song it was.

It went like this if I remember correctly; "Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are lovely machine, and everyone who works with you will know what I mean"

Does anyone remember Bertha?

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dubbiskelly: i remember using dis to buy meat pie and a toy horse and rider back in the days. How time flies

Lol! Cant forget the "cowboy vs Indian" movies we made with those horse and rider toys.

Amazing how time flies and inlflation adjusts. I remember a classmate of mine was interrogated by the class teacher for being in possession of a five naira note! At a time when rich kids. brandished one naira notes, having five naira notes as primary school kid was unthinkable. unless u wanted to pay ur PTA levy to the bursa urself!

I'm not much of a football fan but the OP really made my day with this one. Been laughing my head off! Seems this game is even more interesting off the pitch.

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egopersonified: I'm going home, i'm going home
I'm going home to watch the match
Btw Nigeria and Morocco
Emeka Madi to ----
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Okwaraji shooting the ball inside the net.

Abeg who fit help me with this song?

Wow! So someone else remembers the song! I too was about to ask for help with the lyrics

Funny enough, there is a tribe in Edo state that has a special moi-moi delicacy: cooked straight without peeling and served with okra. U need to see how they wolf it down like it's deep fried turkey!

I think it's the Imoga people of Akoko-Edo.

I hope we have been able to learn this all important lesson: NO ONE HAS THE RIGHT TO WIN. What we all have is the DUTY TO PLAY OUR BEST. Great World cup it was.

This one isn't really unadvertised but considering that not too many people have seen it on TV on account of regional coverage I will post it here.

If you live in or around Anambra State, it might interest you to know that Minaj Broadcast International is recruiting.

The Advertisement for an aptitude test which comes up on Monday the 16th of September 2013 has been on air for about a week now. Those who who might not have seen the advert or receive MBI signals in their area but are interested should simply turn up on the said date at the Minaj RadioVision Plaza, Obosi, Anambra State with their CVs and photocopies of credentials. The time is 9:00 AM.

The advert states that the minimum requirements are: a good first degree (no specific discipline) an excellent command of English language and a passion for broadcasting.

Wish you all the best.

If you live in or around Anambra State, it might interest you to know that Minaj Broadcast International is recruiting.

The Advertisement for an aptitude test which comes up on Monday the 16th of September 2013 has been on air for about a week now. Those who who might not have seen the advert or receive MBI signals in their area but are interested should simply turn up on the said date at the Minaj RadioVision Plaza, Obosi, Anambra State with their CVs and photocopies of credentials. The time is 9:00 AM.

The advert states that the minimum requirements are: a good first degree (no specific discipline) an excellent command of English language and a passion for broadcasting.

Wish you all the best.

Ajasnoop: Funke see fine boys
She come greet them o
Una well done o
On the Vitafoam!

lol. I had the feeling someone would sing this.

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personal bank called "Kolo" na only
one branch e get and na under my
bed be the location.

please furnish me with your house address so I can make withdrawals too.

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