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Properties / Re: Looking For A Lawyer Or Property Manager In Benin City by shocks(m): 7:29am On Apr 13, 2023
Health / Re: The Prize Of “Delivering Like The Hebrew Women”- Nigerian Health Blog by shocks(m): 1:36pm On Jul 28, 2019
Naijafull19:


There might have been a lie...but there was a grain of truth in it too.

The hebrews were slaves, whose work forced them to do a lot of exercise, which made them deliver faster than the average, relatively sedentary Egyptian women

And I'll leave it at that.

That is not the matter in question here. The issue is that a lie told to Pharaoh in order to save the Hebrew babies from death has been taken out of context to sound like a doctrine of child birth. I am a Christian, not a skeptic and what I just quoted is the Bible as inspired by God written for us. Let's not use a verse of scripture to teach what it is not teaching at all. That's how the Christian faith comes under attack. I am not arguing about the sedentary life of Egyptians vs the active life of Hebrews, that is very evident. What I am saying is that we should not pick one verse and make it look like it is teaching something else.

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Health / Re: The Prize Of “Delivering Like The Hebrew Women”- Nigerian Health Blog by shocks(m): 1:07pm On Jul 28, 2019
Did you read the verses before it? The Midwives LIED to Pharaoh. They got there and attended to the birth but claimed that the Hebrews gave birth before they got there. My point is that the Hebrew Women birth thing was a story made up by the midwives so they could save the babies. Kindly read it the whole chapter from beginning.
Naijafull19:


There is a reason why the Hebrew women were 'delivering fast'...the fact was they were doing a lot of work as slaves..which exercised their bodies...which made them to deliver faster and more easily.

It is suggested that pregant women do some (not too strenous though) exercise for easier delviery, and quicker delivery.

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Health / Re: The Prize Of “Delivering Like The Hebrew Women”- Nigerian Health Blog by shocks(m): 12:51pm On Jul 28, 2019
joyfullyjoyous:
Perhaps the Hebrew women maintained healthy living unlike women of our time.

As a matter of fact not really, they gave birth like anyone else. The midwives were disobeying Pharaoh's orders to kill male Hebrew babies at birth so they came up with an excuse to give Pharaoh for disobeying his orders. After attending to the birth, they would save the baby boys then come back to Pharaoh with a story, that the Hebrew women were more agile or fit so they had already given birth before they (the midwives) got to them.
Exodus 1:16-21
[16]And he said, When ye do the office of a midwife to the Hebrew women, and see them upon the stools; if it be a son, then ye shall kill him: but if it be a daughter, then she shall live.
[17]But the midwives feared God, and did not as the king of Egypt commanded them, but saved the men children alive.
[18]And the king of Egypt called for the midwives, and said unto them, Why have ye done this thing, and have saved the men children alive?
[19]And the midwives said unto Pharaoh, Because the Hebrew women are not as the Egyptian women; for they are lively, and are delivered ere the midwives come in unto them.
[20]Therefore God dealt well with the midwives: and the people multiplied, and waxed very mighty.
[21]And it came to pass, because the midwives feared God, that he made them houses.

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TV/Movies / Re: Name A Movie You Can Never Get Tired Of Watching by shocks(m): 8:12am On Feb 26, 2019
Ubdavis:
This is not the right time for this.... Election results wafting everywhere. ..
Well, you really can't blame the OP. For some, the tension is so high right now that any form of temporary comic relief is welcome.

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Celebrities / Re: Cossy Orjiakor Blasts Silverbirdtv For Not Giving Her Food At An Event by shocks(m): 1:54pm On Feb 04, 2019
ShawttySoFyne:
That's why its good to eat from home before attending an event
Seriously. After a choice of attire, that is the second best decision to make before attending an event.
Travel / Re: 11 Things Lagosians Will Not Miss About “danfo” by shocks(m): 7:27pm On Jul 25, 2018
Let's just say that scrap metal business just got a boost.
Uglyaddy:
Nothing ever can be like danfo.

For curiosity sake,where will all this "danfos" and "molues" be dump?
Politics / Re: Who Are These Guys Carrying AK47 Behind Gov Fayose by shocks(m): 10:22am On Jul 12, 2018
SamuelAnyawu:
Forest or Livestock guards? Tho looks like DSS
I don't think so. The standard Issue of DSS is the IWI Tavor. Those guns are definitely not IWI. More like low end Kalashnikovs.
Celebrities / Re: Moses Ochie Is Dead (Fellyx & Mozzyx Fame) by shocks(m): 7:05pm On Jun 18, 2018
I must have danced to that song "Free" over a hundred times(only God knows where we found the energy all those years back) The line "I put away your dishes, girl I truly wash your clothes..." still makes me laugh. I'm playing it right now in memory of him. cry

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Tried To Scam On Twitter With A Fake Female Profile, But Got Caught by shocks(m): 3:06pm On Jun 06, 2018
�� Angry Bird! Let me find a place to faint. (
malificent:
Bone thugs and harmony got me grin grin grin

Baba looks like an angry bird
Science/Technology / Re: Residents Panic After Spotting Creature On An Electric Pole In Edo Village. Pics by shocks(m): 4:32pm On May 28, 2018
Growing up in the early 80s on Jattu road, not too far from that very spot, I was practically weaned on stories of bush babies and vanishing old women.

This post is supposed to fill me with nostalgia, but it comes with a little worry that not much has changed since then, as far as this bush baby legend is concerned

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Romance / Re: Edo Meets Yoruba: Traditional & White Wedding Photos by shocks(m): 5:29pm On May 13, 2018
Lol. Not really but we share similar design patterns.
Especially ceremonial attire.
scholes0:
The groomsmen though.
They are dressed like Egbira people.
Are Egbiras and Etsakos linked?

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Autos / Re: Toyota 4runner Or Sienna Wanted. by shocks(m): 1:17pm On Apr 21, 2018
Needed in Lagos. Forgot to add the location.
Autos / Toyota 4runner Or Sienna Wanted. by shocks(m): 11:45am On Apr 21, 2018
A Toyota 4Runner or a Sienna is needed urgently. Any Nigeria used one in good condition will by fine.

You can whatsapp me on 08055427441.

Thanks.
Business / Re: Femi Otedola Celebrates Anthony Joshua's Victory by shocks(m): 11:10am On Apr 03, 2018
hammer6F:


JOSHUA HAVE REQUESTED TO FIGHT WILDER IN LONDON AFTER THE PARKER FIGHT.

HE NEEDS TO FOCUS ON DEVELOPING A VERY DEADLY SPEED AND STRENGTH OF HIS PUNCH.

IT IS NOT BOXING BUT A KNOCK OUT COMPETITION.

IF JOSHUA START BOXING LIKE PARKER MATCH, THEN WILDER WILL KNOCK HIM OUT.

THIS IS A FIGHT NOT BOXING.
He would also need to work on defense and evasive speed. As much as I think he should work on raw punching power and speed, he should also be ready to avoid some real heavy blows.
Business / Re: Femi Otedola Celebrates Anthony Joshua's Victory by shocks(m): 11:01am On Apr 03, 2018
lestat:
Success has many friends, when this guy gets knocked out watch all these same people take selfies with the new champ if he is a Nigerian too

Having said that, something tells me this Joshua guy won't reign for long, maybe it's just me but he doesn't have that long lasting champ aura

I kind of feel the same way. Perhaps it's because I have gotten in the way of comparing every champ to the likes of Ali and Marciano, men who usually fought with the odds of reach, weight, sheer brute strength, youth and experience stacked against them and yet still went the distance and won. I could be wrong but I think Joshua is still fighting below his class. He does have a unique "don't mess with my face" style though.
Romance / Re: Man ''Working In Oil Company'' Tries To Scam Lady On Facebook. Then This Happens by shocks(m): 9:02pm On Mar 23, 2018
Looking forward to reading that. grin
Psoul:
Lol......I'm dealing with one fool that is using the name of Ngozi Ada Iweala, claiming to be the former Finance Minister.
The idiot look me finish think say he fit dupe me.
Well, when I'm done with him I will post our chat here.

Just imagine our former Finance Minister waking u up (somebody she doesn't know b4) around 12midnight and beyond just to chat with u on Facebook on how to purchase form with N100,000 in order to access loan of N20m to be repaid in 5years....Lol
Most of these idiots don't even use their brain.
Celebrities / Re: Why Mr Ibu Quit Boxing: "Delta Boy Gave Me An Unforgettable Beating" by shocks(m): 4:15pm On Nov 29, 2017
cheesy I've heard of punches that end careers but the Delta boxer's blows didn't just end a career, they also began a more successful one for him. Career changing blows!

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Car Talk / Re: These Are Top 5 Expensive Car Problems That Are Not Worth Fixing If They Go Bad by shocks(m): 10:54am On Oct 27, 2017
nenergy:

Tribalism! Just joking.... Kazeems fix the problem, Chinedu sells the parts and Usman buys the condemned part grin
Now That's what I call a partnership that works!

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Politics / Re: Protest By Nigerian Students At National Assembly by shocks(m): 4:05pm On Jun 09, 2017
brunofarad:
NANS is gradually looking it's nautical ,they are subtly drifting into the borgoiuse political sphere which is not impressive at all.

When we were in school, NANS was a very stern pressure group of Nigerian students that keeps government's excesses in check.


Make all of them run enter class Abeg
Class? NANS is now full of professional non academic students. These guys can remain in school for 15 years. When I was Writing my finals, some fellow final year students were buying pre-degree forms just to stay in school and contest some future NANS elections.
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky To Charge N10k Monthly On Snapchat From Viewers by shocks(m): 2:48pm On Jun 09, 2017
ekems2017:
This man oh sorry woman has gone nuts
LOL! Perhaps we should just stick to calling him this "person". Men have disowned him and women have not accepted him.

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Crime / Re: Thief Who Specialises In Stealing Soft Drinks Caught In Lagos Island (photos) by shocks(m): 2:40pm On Jun 09, 2017
Jabioro:
Something is totally wrong with him.. how many bottles of Fanta ...
Yes. I suspect an extreme case of addiction to Soda or refined sugar.
Career / Re: Tinubu's TVC Sacks 145 Workers by shocks(m): 12:50pm On Jun 03, 2017
Bro, you got me laughing like crazy at "Mortuary". You do have a point though.
Mcreloaded:
if you ask me the number of TV stations in Lagos is way too many compared with Edo state that has only 5 with only schools, churches and pure water factories to advertise and if they have allowed mortuary to also do advert they will make more money. Well I wonder how many TV stations are in your states.
After Lagos, Abuja, Portharcourt Edo state has the highest number of TV station true or false

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Crime / Re: Thief Caught On Arik Air Flight From Lagos To Abuja (Photos, Video) by shocks(m): 3:36pm On May 19, 2017
cheesy grin clownish preliminary objections! The bane of practice in Nigeria.
ednut1:
lol, his lawyers defense will probably be my lord. u do not have jurisdiction to hear this matter as it happened in the air grin

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Literature / Re: Ola Rotimi's 79th Posthumous Birthday Is Today by shocks(m): 10:52am On Apr 13, 2017
Only true genius could have taken Greek mythology and masterfully turned it into a Yoruba story that looked so original. Too bad he didn't live as long as some. But I am thankful for his works. Fusion of poetry and drama in a manner almost everyone can appreciate is something only few can do.
Politics / Re: FG To Provide 15m Jobs, 10 Gigawatt Of Electricity - Udo Udoma by shocks(m): 1:12pm On Apr 12, 2017
Reference:
Sometimes you just want to think of what you did wrong in the world before....to be sent here to this country....at this point in time.....to be led by these (words fail me)....people.

You want all these and you cannot even float your currency. You are propping up a gangreous leg to compete in the olympics when you should cut it off and join the paralympics. Nigeria is a strange place. Truly.
Very well put.
Politics / Re: FG To Provide 15m Jobs, 10 Gigawatt Of Electricity - Udo Udoma by shocks(m): 12:43pm On Apr 12, 2017
Does anyone else remember that song from the late 80s/early 90s ;"Join us, come with us, we are on our way, education for all by the year 2000"? Hmm, it's 2017 now. The promises just keep on coming.
Politics / Re: We Will Tell Buhari To Speak With Nigerians – Presidency by shocks(m): 10:15am On Feb 20, 2017
MaziOmenuko:
This isn't rocket science and I am surprised why it is taking the presidency so much time to do this simple thing.

Invite a hand-picked pressmen and journalist to London, do a live or recorded 15 minutes chat with them, broadcast all over social media and quell the conspiracy theories and permutations and combinations going on.

After two days, direct the efcc on where to find hidden stacks of cash and we will forget about the president and roar to the new discovery cheesygrin
cheesy grin You must be a PR person.
TV/Movies / Re: Why CORE TV Was Sealed By The Police (Not DSS) by shocks(m): 9:43pm On Feb 04, 2017
sauceEEP:
What's the name of that rifle?
That's the IWI Tavor
Politics / Re: Dion Osagie Reacts To The Postponement Of Edo Elections. Photos by shocks(m): 9:16am On Sep 09, 2016
I think the nkwobi calabash is the biggest scam ever. It's all over before you even start.
ryd3:
Isiewu calabash... The biggest scam ever

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Career / How Your Social Media Posts Can Make Or Break Your Career by shocks(m): 5:01pm On Jun 19, 2015
I recently saw this article on Linkedin. It is written by Sarah Socha, an IT sales recruitment specialist. I found it very enlightening. I hope you do too.

The link at the end of this post directs you to the full article and other related ones.
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Many people argue online privacy is a myth. As the internet strives to make the world a more open community, you need to bear in mind that you are on show to employers too not just your followers or friends. Don't let them find something you don't want them to see!

Ok, so what is good social media etiquette? Let’s think about the 3 big networks:

LinkedIn

This is a professional network. Everything you post here should be of a professional nature, especially because it is habitually an employer’s first port of call after reading your CV. Treat your LinkedIn like a kind of digital CV, but with a bit more character to it. Plus, make sure your career history on your CV matches up with what you say on LinkedIn. Recently this cost one of our candidates an interview, because he’d neglected to tell the full story on his CV.

Having said this, a little office banter never hurt anyone and one or two FJ mavericks can be seen posting bad jokes nearly every lunchtime (not naming any names of course). Really, though, very little of what you do outside of work should appear on your LinkedIn. Be weary of irrelevant posts! Facebook and Twitter hinge on mutual interests; LinkedIn hinges on mutual career ties. With so many industry-specific groups and industry-related articles I think this site is best used to leverage your own career.


Facebook

Risky territory. If you’re the kind of person who likes to have a moan about work make sure all of your privacy settings are turned on. If these aren't all locked down, employers could discover things that will jeopardize your chances, so don’t make it easier for them. Just be a bit streetwise. Case in point: a client I’m currently working with is looking to replace an employee who keeps posting updates when they’re ‘ill.’ Another tiring day at the golf course? Not very savvy.

You could always have a work and personal account, as you shouldn’t feel like you have to censor yourself.


Twitter

Less risky. Have a laugh! Twitter is much more light-hearted. Most people I know have a work and personal account, but this site is more forgiving of silliness and most employers will recognize that. Again, just make sure you’d be comfortable with a prospective employer seeing your tweets. If you're swearing in every other Tweet, for example, you're going to look dead unprofessional.

Essentially Twitter is a live feed of real time updates, so it’s the perfect place to voice your opinion on news as it happens. Especially news related to your field, which looks great from an employer’s perspective. Candidates who are engaged are an asset to any team.

Please see also another well related social post of mine, " could your selfie cost you your career" for more hints and tips on how to be a professional social media expert

https://www./social-media-etiquette-dont-let-your-posts-cost-you-career-socha
Culture / Re: 10 Comical Nigerian Superstitious Beliefs by shocks(m): 4:19pm On May 21, 2015
Lol, just remembered the ones they taunted me with when I was a kid
1.Don't scoop food into your mouth with a knife, you could get stomach cramps.
2. Don't eat while standing, the food will just go straight down to your feet!

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