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excanny:
Nice concept. You can make revenue selling birthday-related products too.

thanks....long term goals

onakevin:
Good job,your website is pretty and it loads fast except the images

thanks for ur review, will work on that

nobody to help?

Hello everybody,
I just created this platform www.birthdaymag.com where you get to celebrate your birthday. I need honest reviews about it and how I can make it better. Also can it be approved by Google adsense?

hmmmm....the truth is always bitter to take

Hello,We just created this platform www.birthdaymag.com where you can celebrate your birthday and that of your loved ones. Just follow the instructions there to submit your birthdays and it will be featured then you share. Cheers!!!

Hello,
We just created this platform www.birthdaymag.com where you can celebrate your birthday and that of your loved ones. Just follow the instructions there to submit your birthdays and it will be featured then you share.
Cheers!!!

how much?

Salihumainasara:
My guy I graduated from dat skool and also I was his student cox he is my department lecturer.. dis man has done worse self... na now nemesis wan catch am sha

Can you kindly tell us his name and department to further serve him appropriate justice.

RitzyPrince:
Stop spreading lies!!

I will not benefit anything from spreading lies. Only an observation that people have confirmed. If u are a subscriber, check ur balance and download

I know most of us rejoiced when telco giant GLO releaseD their new data plans. As a heavy user of data, I quickly subscribed for the 10gb plan that goes for 2500 even though I sensed there is going to b a foul pay with the package. After some hours I discovered the rate at which they zap is very high.

So yesterday, I tried to check the real cost of their data by downloading a video file of 303mb. After the download was completed, I checked my data balance, and was shocked that they have deducted 609mb(double) for a file of 303mb. Pathetic!

So before you sub to glo data, knw that 10gb is actually 5gb and the 6gb is only 3gb. This mischievous act should be condemned and I wish NCC and Lalasticlala can do something about it.

am a serving corps member in akwaibom state and I attend RCRCCG.thoug my church, I see the. disclaimer not necessary because the envelopes were distributed and I have. my copy.

mathmatica:
this may be helpful....saw it in ukana.

Ok will confirm

hello

am a serving corps member and looking for a part time job in Abak or its environs. it can be home lessons, hotels. etc

tee59:
Husband material. Pray very well for a good woman dat wil compliment u.

pls compliment me wife material...lol

RoyalRoy, Lalasticlala let them see my letter o

Hello Guys!

Firstly, let me felicitate with you for being so lucky to have such an amazing dad to be. It should thrill you to know that
your genetic composition is going to be a rare and unique
one, which is made up of resilience, greatness, determination, beauty, excellence and enthusiasm.


You must be very eager to come to this our world, and I too
must admit that I’m very anxious to see you guys. The delay is due to some cogent reasons: The world we live in
here is not a bed of roses, so it’s wise and expedient for me to make one for you guys before coming. Have it in the
back of your minds that Daddy is trying to make and work
for a more conducive environment you will like before you
come.


Also, I believe you guys deserves the best mum in the
world. I am still in search of a beautiful damsel, a woman
filled with virtue, strong and courageous with a heart of
gold that is fit and will be happy to carry you for nine
months. She will also pamper, correct, direct and give you the optimal care you deserve.


Kids! In your sojourn in this world, I will advise you make
your relationship with God the creator the climax of your
priorities; try as much to obey His commandments and
follow His directions. Be careful of the friends you keep:
Move with people that makes you do better. Read, hear and
look upon things that strengthen, not weaken you. Hard
work and diligence are vital and necessary traits you need
to soar in this clime and with that you will discover that
your persistence will always break the resistance you come across in life. You should also learn to accept
responsibility for your actions and in-actions; this will in
turn brings you stability and consistency to your lives.


Finally, I will be a very happy and proud Dad, if you love,
care, and respect yourselves irrespective of your gender
and sequence of coming into this world. Don’t forget your
core value in life, which is service to God and Humanity.


From Dad (Shogat) for


www.9jafacts.com/2016/05/letter-to-my-unborn-children.html?m=1


Happy Children's day

The music industry has become one of the most lucrative industries in Nigeria of recent, and this has made it attract numerous artistes. Some see the industry as the easiest way to making it, also they desire the Cadillac and luxury lifestyles of those that have made it.

Nonetheless, it is pertinent to note that not all those who ventures into the music industry succeed and also, not all those who are popular or seems to be in the stardom cash from the industry. Some have other forms of income and others are simply broke, this might result from piracy, poor materials and publicity. Presently, we have some artistes that are not making money from the industry, they are:

1. Mode 9: when we talk about Nigerian Hip-Hop, the name that flashes our mind is Mode 9. It is sad that the legendary rapper makes little or no money from music. He admitted once in an interview that his music has gained him fame but not riches. Though very talented, he has not been able to commercialize himself and his music overtime, majorly because of his rigid pattern.

2. Brymo: it is disheartening that I am including this rare talent in this list, because I think he’s one of the few that gives us hope that the Nigerian music industry is still going places. But truth be told, Brymo is not getting the attention he deserves. His works are great (still jamming his recently released album) but it will be very rewarding for him to get more shows, endorsements and publicity.

3. DJ Cuppy: nobody should argue this: Because it’s obvious that the lady Disc Jockey cum the daughter of one of the richest men in Africa solely still survives on her family’s wealth. She will really need to DJ in several shows to even make the money she uses to promote herself. So be wise before you vent to be a DJ because of her.

4. Yung 6ix: the self-acclaimed king of the south-south, Warri born rapper might own a Range Rover and live in Lekki but we all know that his father can afford that for him. 6ix has not enjoyed much endorsements, shows, CD sales in his career, this limiting the money he cashes out.

5. Charly Boy: also known as ‘Area Fada’ who is also very controversial, has made little money from the music industry. He said he used most of his last album CDs as souvenir to visitors in his home. I believe he has other means of making money that are not known to all, because of his luxury lifestyle.

6. Olu Maintain: the ‘Yahooze’ crooner has been trying to hold a firm grip in the music industry since the release of his chart topping single Yahooze. He might still be one of the ‘big boys’ in the game because of his opulent display but certainly not cashing it from his music.

7. Skiibi: my friend asked me not to include him on this list because he’s yet to prove himself as an artiste. Though he was signed by money-bag ‘E-money’, skiibi has made less impact in the industry if not for his “faked death” that made him trend. It’s recorded that he has not been booked for a show before not more an endorsement deal. He’s still busy popping the Champagne for the rest members of the Five-Star crew; Kcee and Harrysong.


http://www.9jafacts.com/2016/05/9jafacts-7-artistes-that-are-not-making.html

Xbabangida:
Your points are baseless.

u think so?

One of the major qualities guys look for in ladies before dating or marriage, is beauty. Though, the definition of beauty may vary from one individual to another, because it is said that “beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder”, we all desire someone who is at least, presentable and attractive. 

Prayers seems answered when one meet a jewel with great skin texture, angelic facial look, good dentition, “hour glass figure” and a supertonic voice to compliment. This might look so perfect, but it’s pertinent to realize that such perfection might come with some troubles and dysfunctions.

We still have great men that are not majorly concerned about the beauty of their woman and there are so many pros they tend to benefit for not dating the so called “beautiful ladies”. Haven’t been in that category, here are some of the pros of not dating a beautiful woman:

1. Lack of Rivalry:
since she’s only attracted to few, there is less of snooping and you safe yourself the stress of being protective so that you don’t lose her to other guys. She will treat you well and love you like the best because you looked beyond her beauty.

2. Less Expenses:
it takes fortune to maintain a very beautiful lady; only the hair she will request to make can buy a plot of land, not to talk of the cream she uses. Avoiding this type of ladies will limit your expenses and make you safe more.

3. Much Love:
do you need someone who will shower you with love? Then I will advise you try one of these ladies. They appreciate every bit of you, take you as a compliment to them, treat as a god and always ready to show you to everybody at any slightest opportunity. Also they take you as if you are doing them a favour but never try to break their heart because it will be too detrimental.

4. Great Sex:
it’s in theory that the ladies in this class tend to have more active sex life.

5. You will look so genuine:
research shows that guys with less attractive ladies are considered honourable. Everybody will tag you as a man who sees the inner beauty but ladies should note that if they are found rolling with ugly guys, we will think that’s because he’s rich and you are a gold digger. 


http://www.9jafacts.com/2016/05/guys-5-reasons-why-you-should-not-date.html?m=1

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shogat unibuja

Khez:
Abegi guys na only photocopies of our credentials we suppose send abi?

no send the original

Electric power shortage/unavailability has been a scourge in Nigeria, which we have adapted to as a country because there seems to be no solution presently at hand.

In this era of smart phones, that comes with major flaw of having battery life that tend to drain out faster: Nigerians have to improvise alternative means to charge their phones since not everybody can afford using the generator always. You see people moving about with their charger looking for any available opportunity to charge their phones.

Here are some of the weirdest places we charge our phones.

1.Gas Stations: since the stations need to power their generators when selling fuel, people use that opportunity to locate the nearest one to them to charge their devices. There is high rate of theft here and also not possible when they don’t have fuel for sale.

2.Churches: people that attend church services in my area to charge their phones is increasing daily. They now pray the service last longer so that they can charge longer. You will see their demeanour change or turn back home whenever the church’s generator is faulty.

3.Banks: so I was on a queue inside one of the new generation banks, when a very good looking man came in and went directly to the water dispenser to drink a cup of water; immediately located an electricity wall-socket and plugged in his charger then sat down like someone about to deposit a huge sum of money (na charge e come charge). Many banks are halting such activities in their premises for security reasons.

4.Commercial Buses/taxies: people don’t struggle only for comfortable seats in buses again, they now struggle to use the car charger. They pass turn as if is a matter of life and death and some even forgets to pick their phones while alighting.

5.Salons: this is always an opportunity for me to charge since am a customer and I take it that charging is one of the services offered by the salon. The time limit depends on the style but as a sharp guy, to extend my charging time, I find faults and always correct the barber for long so that he will take his time while I continue my act.

6.Football Viewing Centres: 90 minutes is too much of a time to stay without charging after paying to watch a match. People flood viewing centres with their gadgets in order to charge them while enjoying the match. One’s attention is always divided since one must be vigilant because of thieves.

7.Restaurants: hungry or not, sometimes I just take a walk to a restaurant across my street; order a bottle of drink; sit close to a wall socket then plug in my charger then chill and enjoy my bottle for the next 2 hours till I get a full battery.

where do you charge your phones folks?

Emmykego:
http://vesselofinspiration.com/the-hills-of-emure-my-camp-story-pt-6/

SAED LECTURES AND SNAKE ISLAND

Surrounded by trees which embraced themselves, and danced gloriously to the melodious tune of the wind, the Skills Acquisition and Entrepreneurship Development (SAED), lecture venue, embodied myriad of things.

To some, it was a sleeping venue with the NYSC face cap being a helpmate in that. It was to others a waste of time, listening to sugarcoated marketers and their starched clothes whose "gettos" cut as keen as knives sell their products. Ekiti Batch A 2015 camp wouldn't be complete without reference to the snakes which terrorised corps members.

There's never a day that a snake wouldn't be seen wriggling its body atop the trees, and corps members "Ben Johnson" to safety. I could recall a "Baba", traditional ruler who came one day to lecture us on Yoruba tradition, telling us that the snakes don't bit and in a flip of the eyes, the snakes went still.

I can't forget the language lectures with the trademark introduction of "Ekaro oooo" by the tutor and the "oooo, ekaro ooo", response from "corpers". Learning about Yoruba culture was fun though. The mention of "Magun" was the dawn of fear in many corps members. It sounded absurd and they were some people who vowed to take the adventurous road of trying "Magun's" effectiveness once freed from the chains of camping.


INTER-PLATOON GAMES

Despite the rocky and bald terrain of the playing turf in camp, there was no going back on the inter-platoon games. Football, volleyball and athletics were the games. I had it in mind to join in the games, nay football but seeing the gravely field, my enthusiasm quenched.

I became a spectator watching the artistic display of skills and penning the beautiful goals as an OBS crew member. The girls did volleyball, it equally came in enthralling encounters. My platoon later emerged the football champions and we painted the camp "red" with celebration.

There wasn't any better comedy than watching NYSC officials and soldiers trade tackles with their potbellies drawing them back like a magnet on the football pitch. Captain Ralph, our camp commandant whose presence melted the hardest hearts, even " Yakubued" a clear goal, to the amazement of all. As one guy chipped in them, "E think say football na to squat down or do hunches!"


MAMMY MARKET

Camping wouldn't be complete without mentioning it. It was the heaven for saliva-dropping chops and eye-popping drinks. Mammy market embodied a typical Nigerian market. A step and your wallet will never remain the same. "Corper, you no go buy this one so that you go give them for house?", was the usual greeting in Mammy.

Towards the end of the camping, some of my roommates, having received their "allowee", went to Mammy, only to come back staggering around.

Some of them began to parade in the room, others told their lives' stories of how they would have had first class in school and reciting their matriculation numbers. One bros, even vomit on top im bed, sleep go only for am to wake up the following day begin ask " who vomit for my bed? ".

There were phone chargers also in Mammy. They came in different names and methods. " Ose Charging " , "BB Charging", " T.Y Charger " to list a few were some of the leading brands in that line of business. Corps members flooded them more than the 2012 great flood in Nigeria; they often bombarded us in our rooms with their compelling voice to "charge your phone here!".

POSTING LETTERS AND END OF CAMP

After the camp fire night on Friday, Saturday morning was a tad boring. No Endurance Trek, just light jugging and preparation for last Sunday service in NCCF. Sundays were free days. No parade, fewer hutches and freedom to dress in "mufty".

As Sunday drew to a close, the camp was in a sober mood.

People sat down in groups. Under the eaves. Discussing in hoarse voices. Posting letter will soon come. "Where dey go post me go?" was the question on everyone's lips. When I got back to my room, the atmosphere was tense, faces were wriggled in anxiety. We didn't sleep that night, every where was rowdy.


There were songs flying from all angles in the room. After what looked like eternity, silence permeated the room, sleep came in full swing. But it was short lived, like public power supply. At about 2.am, the noise decibels jacked up.

People began to prepare for the day, end of camp. There was even a corps member who carried his mattress and stood at attention till the camp officials started collection of mattresses. The queue there was longer than Methuselah's age.

I was busy, with other OBS crew, putting final touches to the Pavilion for the closing ceremony. After waiting for eternity for the closing parade to start, there was worry painted on some faces. They had eaten , played, cracked dry jokes but there seemed to be no end in sight.

Alas the moment of reckoning came. The. Moment. Of . Truth. The parade had ended and the posting letters out. There was wailing . There was gnashing of teeth. There were smiles. Friends, glued like bread and butter were severed. Eyes were red-hot with tears, mouths opened with cries. I was happy and sad.

As I collected my letter, I was elated to leave the regimented lifestyle but still knew that once I cross the gates, it would be the beginning of a good bye not just to Ise-Emure Orientation Camp but to NYSC!

great writer..bravo!

Emmykego:
Sorry about that. I will post often now. Watch out for it tomorrow; the concluding part.

following

Vivly:
Airforce, mark this moniker so if you finally blow, you'd ride past his gate and say F. U. Emphasis on if.

lol

jbl007:
Hehehe...just hit d nail on d head and tell Airforce1 to face his job squarely.

lol...i guess u just did but i wish him all the best