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danishdon:
Graduate!!!!! So the posting letters that was printed didn't carry signatures on it right!!! You really know how to be foolishly sarcastic!!!! So for your mind, it is only a picture uploaded that is original from the main source right? Oponu speaking

I will quote next when u have confirmed the news yourself....then u ll have no choice but to apologise to me for the insults

danishdon:
Lols..Fake News everywhere..which Memo So NYSC go forward Memo give u first before them paste am for their site abi? Or u wan tell us the ID cards which clearly states October 6 on both stream 1 and 2, used by them was a mistake right? This news reminds me of one state declaring ASUU Strike and the main ASUU Body denying it!!!!!

graduate!!!

if u will like to learn; NYSC doesn't notify corps members about their POP via website, they use memos and I don't think u actually can c d attached documents fully signed.

lobinche101:
Wey all dis admin....... Make unna kom forward this one to front page oooo

yokiti , CrazyMan, Lalasticlala maybe they will obey u

The memo reaching me is that stream 1 and stream 2 of the 2015 batch will now pass out differently.

Stream 1 corps members will now pass out Thursday, 6th October 2016.

Stream 2 corps members will pass out Friday, 4th November 2016.

Find attached the official memo.

RE: 2015 BATCH ‘B’ WINDING UP/PASSING-OUT APPROVAL

The attention of the NYSC Management has been drawn to a fake document with the above heading being circulated online and purported to be from the NYSC National Directorate Headquarters in respect of the passing-out of the 2015 Batch ‘B’ Corps members.

2.The document, dated 16th September, 2016 and made with scanned official letterhead and other portions of an earlier circular of the Scheme, dismisses the dates set for the passing-out of the 2015 Batch ‘B’ Corps members as contained in that genuine circular in a bid to cause confusion.

3.Management wishes to inform the 2015 Batch ‘B’ Corps members and the rest of the public that the official passing-out dates are as follows:

2015 Batch ‘B’ Stream I: 6th October, 2016

2015 Batch ‘B’ Stream II: 4th November, 2016

4.Details of the winding-up/passing-out activities lined up in respect of the two streams have been communicated to all NYSC State Secretariats for implementation.

5.Furthermore, serving and prospective Corps members and the general public are hereby advised to note that any information from the NYSC National Directorate Headquarters meant for transmission online can only be so transmitted by the Scheme through the following platforms:

Official website: www.nysc.gov.ng

Facebook page: www.facebook.com/officialnysc

Twitter handle: www.twitter.com/nysc_ng

6.All are strongly advised to take note and be guided accordingly, please

7.Thank you.

Signed:
Management

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In-depth medical records of U.S. Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton were released on Wednesday, showing her physical conditions are good.

“She continues to remain healthy and fit to serve as President of the U.S.,” said Dr Lisa Bardarck, Clinton’s personal doctor.
The former U.S. secretary of state fainted at a 9/11 memorial ceremony on Sunday and has since stayed home.

Bardarck said the former secretary of state suffered from a “mild, non-contagious bacterial pneumonia.”

The rest of the physical exam “was normal and she is in excellent mental condition,” Bardarck said in a letter to the media, saying that she examined Clinton several times this week.

“My overall impression is that Clinton has remained healthy and has not developed new medical conditions this year other than a sinus and ear infection and her recently diagnosed pneumonia,” she wrote.

The Democratic nominee is expected to return to the campaign trail on Thursday and due in several battleground states next week, said her campaign team on Wednesday.

Clinton’s Republican rival Donald Trump will also reveal the results of his own recent medical exam during a TV show set to be aired on Thursday, said a daily report by The Hill, a top U.S. political website.

A video of Clinton’s faint at Ground Zero on Sunday has returned the issue of health transparency to the central stage in the two candidates’ White Housebids.

Clinton was diagnosed with pneumonia two days before she fainted on Sunday but her campaign team had kept it quiet until the video was put online.

The September race is unexpectedly rough for Clinton. A series of national poll results showed that her lead over Trump has been narrowed since Labour Day.

http://omojuwa.com/2016/09/hillary-clinton-healthy-ready-serve-us-president-doctor/

luvlyoracle:
Who CBN dn epp??

Contact me for more info jhur

mind you it dosnt work the way u think.

I am not here to get more info....

The Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) has warned Nigerians to be careful of any deposit money institution that is not insured by the Nigeria Deposit Insurance Corporation (NDIC) especially the trending MMM Nigeria community.

The bank through its the acting Director of Corporate Communications, Mr. Isaac Okoroafor, made this known yesterday against the proliferation of wonder banks in the country in recent times.

Okoroafor said such deposit money institutions were dubious present Ponzi schemes.

“At times like this when the economy has suffered some decline, Nigerians should be very careful with those they deal with. Any institution that is not licensed by the CBN to accept deposits should not be given money to keep under any guise,” he advised.

He warned Nigerians to beware of the so-called wonder banks, explaining that they were makeshift institutions to dupe people.

“We can vouch for the banking system. The deposit money banks are the only licensed institutions to take deposits. If you need to deposit money in any form, go to any of the deposit money banks and put your money, you can buy fixed income instruments or invest in stocks,” he said.

Okoroafor said the CBN could not guarantee the unregistered institutions, insisting that when depositors lose money to them, the bank would not be able to help them.

“These people always come with very interesting propositions. These are fraudsters who are just out there to collect people’s money and run away as soon as they hit their target. There is no insurance because the NDIC does not even protect them against such risks when they occur,” the CBN said.

He said the CBN was intensifying efforts and liaising with the various security agencies to identify the promoters of these schemes and have such persons arrested and prosecuted, adding that anyone caught with them would also be made to face the law.

Promoters of wonder banks and other pyramid schemes in the country are currently taking advantage of the rising level of unemployment as well as the shrinking disposable income to attract unsuspecting prey.

From Lagos to Port Harcourt and some other big cities in the country, owners of these illegal businesses have been offering Nigerians mouth-watering interest rates, which cannot be found in the banking system, in a bid to attract large number of customers before they run away with huge cash.

For instance, at the Ojuelegba area of Lagos, THISDAY was recently given a small handbill advertising investment schemes that offers 30 per cent returns in 30 days.

Also, there is a new Ponzi scheme called ‘MMM’ that is spreading like wildfire. A lot of young school leavers have already signed on to this scheme, which the promoters are marketing as a “mutual fund.”

“MMM offers its participants 30 per cent growth rate per month for each and every donation they make into the system… MMM belongs to the community, its sustainability depends on the activities of the people that make up the MMM Nigeria community, that is me and you and other MMM Nigeria participants,” the promoters wrote in an online advertisement.

Typically, what promoters of such pyramid scheme do is that they offer rates far beyond what is obtainable in commercial banks. This would always attract a lot of people who would always rush in to stake their funds. But, those who join the scheme late would always be the ones to lose their shirts as they would have been convinced by those that joined earlier to invest huge amounts of money.

But experts have warned against falling for the bait of illegal deposit-taking institutions which are not licensed by the CBN, saying that their only intention is to defraud members of the public.

Recall that with the Nigerian economy is in recession, the National Bureau of Statistics (NBS) recently revealed that the country’s gross domestic product (GDP) contracted by 2.06 per cent in the second quarter of 2016, compared to the negative growth of 0.36 per cent recorded in the first quarter of 2016.

Also, national unemployment rate also rose to 13.3 per cent in the second quarter of 2016, from 12.1 in the first quarter of 2016.



http://www.financialwatchngr.com/2016/09/14/cbn-warns-nigerians-against-mmm-calls-it-wonder-bank/

INTERMAN:
So what shld those studying it go and do now?

people should stop discrimination

There have been series of arguments about the superiority of some courses in Nigerian Tertiary institutions: some students feel their course of study is more important and special than others. Don’t worry, I’m not here to bore you with my opinion about that-maybe I will put that forward another day.

Some courses, students or departments in our schools have been facing this inferiority tag. Because of this, some lose interest in their course or ashamed but we still have the proud ones who don’t care. I still don’t know what people see wrong with these courses that they tend to underrate but here is the list:

The 5 Most Underrated Courses in Nigerian Tertiary Institutions are

1. History

People don’t just see reasons why someone will go and spend four years or more to study past events. History students are always tagged archaic; their discussions and studies are always based on passed dates and events. You might be tempted to feel superior to someone who all what he has to offer is events that happened even before Christ (BC) in this 21st century.

2. Agriculture

Agriculture students are popularly called “farmers”. I don’t know why people look down on this course? Maybe because you always see them in campus with farming tools and in their farm. I am sure others undermine them because they are naive about the fortune they can make with the knowledge of the course. People are going back to Agriculture and embracing it daily, so I believe this should be out of this list soon.

3. Nigerian Languages

“Hey babe! What Course are you studying in school?” and her reply was “Yoruba Language”. My friend bursted into laughter telling me why didn’t she just go to a typical village and mingle with the villagers to learn their language, instead of coming to school. Students studying Nigerian Languages faces this downgrade almost every day in school.

4. Education Courses

Because of the poor treatments being accoladed to teachers in Nigeria, students studying any education course are degraded-students see them as another “suffer head” teacher to be. They have forgotten that without teachers, they won’t be where they are presently and we now have successful teachers making it big.

5. Zoology/Botany

Zoology and Botany are different branches of Biology and what they do is to study plants and animals. Because zoology is related with “Zoo”, other students assumes all the students studying it will end up in the Zoo.

Don't forget to share

http://www.mikegist.com/5-underrated-courses-nigerian-tertiary-institutions/

blueto:
About the tailors, I opine that in order to curb the situation of not meeting the deadline, tailor patronizers must not pay them in full until they are through with sewing their clothes to their gratifications.

Money is one of the major incentives, so what else would motivate the tailor to swiftly work on your clothes when they have fully received the reward of their labour?.

I think most tailors does that nowadays but still disappoint

What I will be talking about today is simply the group of untrustworthy Nigerians we have. It might sound very funny, but believe me, these Nigerians have hurt us the innocent ones. Trust is one of the vital elements that should make up a society/relationship and its deficiency will mar such society.

Some group of untrustworthy Nigerians are:

Politicians

This set of people deserves to be at the top of the chain. Politicians are one of the problems we are facing in the country, they sound so trustworthy and real during campaigns and change otherwise after assumption of office. Many people are in pains, suffering because of their untrustworthiness and failed promises. We beg they change for good!

Boyfriends/girlfriends

Many relationships have hit the rock because of trust issues and more are still breaking up. It’s only you that is sure that you’re in love, you don’t trust what your partner is doing at your back; maybe even seeing another person or don’t truly love and care like claimed. Friends don’t trust friends and lovers don’t trust each other.

Tailors

Nigerian tailors are not only untrustworthy, they are very annoying. It’s either they sew a style that’s different from what you order or they don’t meet up with the deadline given to get the cloth back. There are situations in which some will even misplace your materials and tell you stories that touches the heart.

Online Retailers

This seems to be a general problem, but the inept and untrustworthiness of Nigerian online retailers is appalling. What you saw online and ordered is entirely different from what is delivered to you and you might even get your parcel that is slated to be delivered in 24 hours after 14 days. Some even sell fake and substandard good to customers.

Network Providers

Glo, Airtel, Mtn, Etisalat and others are all guilty of this. How can you trust someone that is not able to provide you with good network? What they are just good at is looking for means to extort money from their customers; costly tariffs and data plans; poor customer service; cunny ways of deducting money. A network provider lost my trust when I subscribed for a data plan and discovered I was only able to use half of the data allotted to me.

NEPA (electricity discos)

Everybody is suffering from this scourge and still waiting fir when everything will be perfect with them. Getting a fair (not even regular) power supply has turned to a luxury. The most annoying part is that they don’t joke with their bills but to supply power being paid for is now an issue.

Super Eagles

Watching them play can cause hypertension, you’re not sure if they will draw or lose (they always come out with the later). Trusting or vouching for them is detrimental because they are good at disappointing.

“Customers first” is always their mantra but fail to act in such manner. They can render the money you have with them useless, no matter little by their incessant charges. They even charge you for the birthday message they sent to you on your birthday. Who does that, if not our banks.

So this is our list, don’t forget to share and let us know what you think about it in the comment box below : any addition or subtraction?

[b]Source:[/b]http://www.mikegist.com/untrustworthy-nigerians/

youngaz:
Nah nah nah....serena played against Simona Halep yesterday and she won...lol
Even if Serena loses her next 6 matches....d numba 1 spot is sure 4 her coz d gap is so so long

for further reference
http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/tennis/open/2016/09/08/serena-williams-falls-karolina-pliskova-us-open-semifinal/90097044/

Top seed, Serena Williams has lost her No. 1 ranking after she was defeated in the U.S. Open semifinals on Thursday night by No. 10 seed, Karolina Pliskova. She won her by a 6-2, 7-6(5) victory at Arthur Ashe Stadium on September 8th, 2016.

Serena Williams’s has been No 1 for 186 straight weeks and the first to hold such record in the history of World Tennis Association (WTA). Her defeat also means she won’t be able to pursue her 23rd Grand Slam title until next
year. Angelique Kerber will take over as the top–ranked player in the WTA.

http://www.mikegist.com/serena-williams-lost-no-1-ranking/

Posted something like this first. got banned www.nairaland.com/3334045/opinion-5-ministers-should-resign

I can still remember vividly, we all waited patiently for President Muhammadu Buhari to release his ministerial list. The waiting took more than 100 days; most of us consoled ourselves with the “change mantra”. We had hopes that the list is going to bless us with the best personalities. Some were furious and perturbed by the elongated delay but were simply tagged “opposition”.

Fast forward to the release of the ministerial list, a lot of people were disappointed. They believed most names that made it to the list are regular ones and doesn’t deserve the wait. Few Nigerians like me were optimistic about them and refused to be paranoid.

Since the present administration promised “change”, the ministers should have been scripted to play vital roles in the era.

After the ministers inauguration, some went into hibernation, others putting blame on the previous administration. No one is expecting them to perform magic but at least try their best.

You will agree with me that the country is not in the best shape for now and if critical decisions are not taken, the situation might become worse.

The dwindling economy has brought untold hardship to the masses. Some members of the President’s cabinet has shown laxity, ineptitude and incompetence and if care not taken, their presence might be detrimental.

Here are 5 Ministers that should resign to save the country

1. Minister of Sports (Solomon Dalung)

To be honest, Solomon Dalung has shown gross incompetence since assuming office as the Minister of Sports. His conduct during the “dream team saga” was embarrassing. The outing of the dream team to Brazil was awful because of the poor arrangement by the ministry. The minister has also infused confusion in the NFF and has not been able to put the glass house in order. He has claimed to be naïve in many situations: he stated recently that his is not aware of the appointment of the new super eagles coach. It’s obvious that it is time to let the “beret-wearinig minister” go.

2. Minister of Finance (Kemi Adeosun)

Nigeria’s economy under Kemi Adeosun has gone berserk. All she has engaged in is different trials that has resulted to errors. She has not been able to come up with a realistic economic policy that will turn the economic situation of the country around. She has proven she’s unfit, inexperienced to frontline the country’s Finance Ministry and should resign or be replaced with no further ado.

3. Minister of Petroleum Resources (President Muhammadu Buhari)

I am not in support of the President duetting as the President and also the minister of Petroleum. The importance of the ministry cannot be far-fetched and call for more attention. We have witnessed fuel scarcity, fuel price hike and there is still rumour about the forthcoming hike. The President should let go off the post and focus on other pressing issues. This will give room for more capable and competent hand eager to drive the oil sector forward.

4. Minister of Budget and National Planning (Senator Udoma Udo Udoma)

The former lawyer definitely know little about budgeting and planning. The manner at which the 2016 budget planning was handled is really not right. Padding of the budget and numerous errors were recorded. The Minister should give away for another person with more experience and ept to handle the ministry before the next budgeting process.

5. Minister of Power, Works and Housing (Babatunde Raji Fashola)

Babatunde Raji Fashola is one of the people we expected much from, but the former Governor of Lagos state has not been able to deliver. There is nothing wrong with him being a Minister, the issue is him heading 3 of the most vital sectors in Nigeria. He has little or no experience in the Ministry he is incharge. Epileptic power supply is still what is available. The Minister should be relieved of some duties and focus more on one at a time.

Source: http://www.mikegist.com/opinion-5-minister-resign-now/

Angelo45:
Gone are the days when I use to know Nigerian ministers.. now I only know a few

simply because they are dormant

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I can still remember vividly, we all waited patiently for President Muhammadu Buhari to release his ministerial list. The waiting took more than 100 days; most of us consoled ourselves with the “change mantra”. We had hopes that the list is going to bless us with the best personalities. Some were furious and perturbed by the elongated delay but were simply tagged “opposition”.

Fast forward to the release of the ministerial list, a lot of people were disappointed. They believed most names that made it to the list are regular ones and doesn’t deserve the wait. Few Nigerians like me were optimistic about them and refused to be paranoid.

Since the present administration promised “change”, the ministers should have been scripted to play vital roles in the era.

After the ministers inauguration, some went into hibernation, others putting blame on the previous administration. No one is expecting them to perform magic but at least try their best.

You will agree with me that the country is not in the best shape for now and if critical decisions are not taken, the situation might become worse.

The dwindling economy has brought untold hardship to the masses. Some members of the President’s cabinet has shown laxity, ineptitude and incompetence and if care not taken, their presence might be detrimental.

Here are 5 Ministers that should resign to save the country

1. Minister of Sports (Solomon Dalung)

To be honest, Solomon Dalung has shown gross incompetence since assuming office as the Minister of Sports. His conduct during the “dream team saga” was embarrassing. The outing of the dream team to Brazil was awful because of the poor arrangement by the ministry. The minister has also infused confusion in the NFF and has not been able to put the glass house in order. He has claimed to be naïve in many situations: he stated recently that his is not aware of the appointment of the new super eagles coach. It’s obvious that it is time to let the “beret-wearinig minister” go.

2. Minister of Finance (Kemi Adeosun)

Nigeria’s economy under Kemi Adeosun has gone berserk. All she has engaged in is different trials that has resulted to errors. She has not been able to come up with a realistic economic policy that will turn the economic situation of the country around. She has proven she’s unfit, inexperienced to frontline the country’s Finance Ministry and should resign or be replaced with no further ado.

3. Minister of Petroleum Resources (President Muhammadu Buhari)

I am not in support of the President duetting as the President and also the minister of Petroleum. The importance of the ministry cannot be far-fetched and call for more attention. We have witnessed fuel scarcity, fuel price hike and there is still rumour about the forthcoming hike. The President should let go off the post and focus on other pressing issues. This will give room for more capable and competent hand eager to drive the oil sector forward.

4. Minister of Budget and National Planning (Senator Udoma Udo Udoma)

The former lawyer definitely know little about budgeting and planning. The manner at which the 2016 budget planning was handled is really not right. Padding of the budget and numerous errors were recorded. The Minister should give away for another person with more experience and ept to handle the ministry before the next budgeting process.

5. Minister of Power, Works and Housing (Babatunde Raji Fashola)

Babatunde Raji Fashola is one of the people we expected much from, but the former Governor of Lagos state has not been able to deliver. There is nothing wrong with him being a Minister, the issue is him heading 3 of the most vital sectors in Nigeria. He has little or no experience in the Ministry he is incharge. Epileptic power supply is still what is available. The Minister should be relieved of some duties and focus more on one at a time.

Source: http://www.mikegist.com/opinion-5-minister-resign-now/

yes o great lessons from him

farano , Rocktation, lalasticlala happy sunday

Facebook CEO, Mark Zuckerberg was asked to mention the traits of successful entrepreneurs in a live Q&A in Rome. Mark who has risen to be one of the richest men in the world gave three traits that are common among people that always make it to the top. The traits are:

1. Successful entrepreneurs have a specific vision, they always pinpoint the problems they are trying to solve.

“If you want to build something great, you should focus on what the change is that you want to make in the world,” Zuckerberg said. “I see too many entrepreneurs who decide that they want to start a company before they actually know what it is that they want to build. To me, that seems backwards.”

2.They surround themselves with other highly successful and motivated people.

“No one does it alone,” Zuckerberg said. “When you look at most big things that get done in the world, they’re not done by one person, so you’re going to need to build a team.”

To build the strongest team possible, look for people who excel in the areas where you’re weaker or less experienced. “You’re going to need people that have complementary skills,” he emphasized. “No matter how talented you are, there are just going to be things that you don’t bring to the table.”

3. The entrepreneurs who make it big are persistent.

“Nothing ever goes the way you want it to,” he said. “People talk about overnight success, and that’s not the way it works.”

He concluded by saying that “The biggest things that have gotten done in the world tend to be done by people who primarily believe in a mission and are not trying to build a company; by teams, not by individuals; and by people who just don’t give up.”

source: http://www.mikegist.com/mark-zuckerberg-lists-3-traits-successful-entrepreneurs/

peachesandroses:
Not Nigerian men...

we have romantic Nigerian guys o

2.Yoga Pants:

This will make the lady look very sexy at the same time sporty. Yoga pants also means the lady is proud of her shape and working to improve it.

3.Baseball Caps:

This also shows that you’re sporty, at the same time bringing out the tom-boy side which men also find attractive.

4.Snickers:

You know that those heels can sometimes cause a fortune to buy and we guys likes it low sometimes too. Women that can pull off a pair of snickers look natural, confident and shows that they can look good in anything.

5.Guy’s Clothes:

I personally get turned on when I see my woman on my favourite hood and shirt. It signifies intimacy and appreciation.

6.Pony tails:

We guys like to see the feminine and babyish nature of women and the ponytails depict that very well. The pony tail shows off her natural beauty which is well appreciated.

7.Glasses:

Girls who wear glasses are often regarded as being intelligent, though not always true. Glasses gives a woman a classic, boss-like, sexy and confident look that men find very attractive.

source: http://www.mikegist.com/things-women-wear-men-find-attractive/

There is a popular saying that says: “you will be addressed the way you dress.”.
You will admit with me that what we put on mostly decide how we look like. Nothing look more loving and attracting to guys, than for ladies to know what to put on and also rock it very well. It’s not until a lady put on the most expensive attire that she can win the hearts of men. There are subtle things that women put on that spark us up and we find very attractive.

Some of them are listed below:

1.Jerseys:

Most guys love sports and will do anything within their reach to show their support for the team they fan. Men appreciate it if their woman is putting on a jersey, especially if she’s repping his favourite team. There is this type of control it brings to the man.

nice one..what was ur traffic figures to cash in that and how many months did that take u?

Nigeria Fuji Artists are truly committing a major error by taking a stab at going hip-hop commercials, there are some huge realities they ought to have caught earlier!



Everyone are managers on his/her path and there shouldn’t have been any switch in idea, attempting to go in Adekunle gold or 9ice pattern…
PASUMA now do songs with Olamide,Lilkesh,Small Doctor e.t.c and OBESERE now do move track with olamide. however this is what they have overlooked: they though the fans love them for who they are but they have forgotten that their music spoke for them and once what they love about them is gone,automatically the love is gone as well,the botches they make are:

1- Upcoming Fuji artists who took Fuji as their line will get Discouraged as time goes on.

2- People who cherish their music on account of Fuji music will free enthusiasm for them.

3- Indirectly, Fuji music bites the dust as time goes on.