₦airaland Forum

saaphiere:
Police should be totally banned.

You think you'll survive in a world without police, y'all let your emotions do the thinking for you,when assailants starts knocking on your doors with their AK 47 you'll understand

Asnafsaeed:
nyamuri flat.heads will save him

Even appears he is indebted

Still HOTTTTTT

The array of lawsuits that is going to bite his ass next year will be appalling, Manhattan DA has already gotten a SC verdict to poke through his companies and there are tons of tax irregularities,they fiddled with their assets to cheat tax and potential campaign finance issues are there too,Jean caroll is still suing his ass for rape/defamation and obstruction of justice .
His disbarred ex lawyer Michael Cohen is ready to testify about the hush money trump had him pay some women he slept with to keep quiet during the 2016 election.
Man is fvcked.i kinda feel sorry for the guy.

vanbonattel:
It's only a congratulatory message, they haven't sworn him in until all the grey areas are trashed out.

Keep dreaming on a lost cause

Eriokanmi:
You don't have to ex this country rather, let's join hands to ex them. Nigeria is our heritage, our birthplace

Bro I don try for this country no be small,my wife is American I could have chose to live there permanently but because of one stupid patriotism I've stayed put here,now I'm starting to realize hoping this country will get better is a fool's errand

The specs might be okay,but anytime I remember I spent 300k on something called infinix I'd have a hard time breathing

Trump is fuvked.
The array of lawsuits that is going to bite his ass next year will be appalling, Manhattan DA has already gotten a SC verdict to poke through his companies and there are tons of tax irregularities,they fiddled with their assets to cheat tax and potential campaign finance issues are there too,Jean caroll is still suing his ass for rape/defamation and obstruction of justice .
His disbarred ex lawyer Michael Cohen is ready to testify about the hush money trump had him pay some women he slept with to keep quiet during the 2016 election.
Man is fvcked.

God will punish this people,gotta ex this country forever

Gemid94:
As you prepare for the National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) Orientation Camp, you must take note of these essential materials if you must make your stay in camp worthwhile:

PHOTOCOPIES OF YOUR DOCUMENTS: just make up to 10-12 copies of every document required. There would be photocopiers in camp at mami market but trust me, it is double the price and it saves time. Statement of Result (Original and Photocopies), School ID Card (Original and Photocopies).

COPIES OF PASSPORT PHOTOGRAPHS: This is very important. From experience, we advise you make up to 30. Reason being that you would need them at every registration point mostly. Then those of you who would likely redeploy, you would need more than others. It is always advisable to have extra copies of them too.
CALL UP LETTER: This is a vital part of camp and the only evidence that you are a corpsmember (otondo) and you are not impersonating anyone. so if at all you even forget, your luggage (laughs) never forget this. Word of advice —- keep it like its your life, do not laminate it. We know someone who was sent back because she forgot hers and also someone who had to beg severally before his letter was collected because he laminated his copy. So, avoid all these stress and make enough copies of this letter like 15.

STATIONERIES: BIRO, PAPER, GLUE, TIPPEX AND STAPLER: Yeah this saves time and lots of unnecessary begging. Also, do not forget to include pins in your stapler.

ROUND-NECKED WHITE T-SHIRTS: This is an essential outfit in camp. In fact, in most camps, this is the only approved uniform to be worn throughout your 3 weeks . Even to church, you might not be allowed to wear coloured cloths. You would be given 2 pairs of white T-shirts at camp to just fulfill all righteousness which surely would never be your size especially our very slim and small otondo in size. So, you can bring extra pairs (3). Word of advice: do not carry more than 2 pairs of coloured clothes because you won't need it.
WHITE SHORTS: It's advisable you come with at least two extra white shorts, you would also be given 2 pairs of shorts which are really poor in material. They tear easily and are thick . It can be annoying. So, our dear otondos bring like 4 pairs of shorts. Trust us, you won't like to wash everyday, hence, bring enough to last you like 3 days so that you wont be stranded.

PLAIN WHITE SNEAKERS/TENNIS SHOES: These are very important outfits. You would also be given a pair of low quality tennis shoes, that is, NYSC customised. It's either you are not given your size or it might be torn. So, just buy some while coming. They also sell this in camp in case you are not able to get you could buy in camp; just carry extra cash for that because the price would be higher since they know you have no choice than to buy.

WHITE SOCKS: Just get extra pairs. You would also be given 2 pairs in camp.

A PAIR OF SLIPPERS: This will be useful for bathing and doing other chores during camping.

DETTOL: This is very very essential. Firstly, the bathrooms can be very annoying and dirty and you would not like to have infection from camp. Bad idea? Yes, it is! Also, the water can be dirty. Most people always have reaction to it.

MOSQUITO NET: Sure, you wouldn't want to fall sick in camp from malaria. Just bring yours. Also, bring ropes you would use to tie it to the wall. You may also use yours as a room to protect your box and properties from thieves and also from some insects and ants.

OTHERS: Towel, bed spreads, a pillow and its cover. You could also get pillow from mammy market but at a very high cost.

NOVEL: For those who get bored easily, you may please carry some literatures while coming. And for guys, PSP or chess should be preferable. Also iPod and Mp3 are additional materials you may wish to come along with.

CASH: Extremely important. you would need between 15000 – 20000 for the extravagant spenders, and for those that can manage say 10000-15000. There are lots of things that take up money. Things like food (for those who don’t intend eating camp food), recharge cards, charging of phones, pleasures etc.

NOTE—- You won't be allowed to leave camp at will except in case of emergency, which is very rare. So, do not be stranded. Trust us, not a good idea. Just budget 1000 per day. You could carry your ATM card incase of miscellaneous.

ALMIGHTY WAIST POUCH/BAG: Very very essential . This served as your bank and locker for important items. Things like phones, money, ID card, keys, ATM cards etc. We even know someone who sleeps with hers on because of people on the loose to steal.

TORCHLIGHT OR RECHARGEABLE LAMPS: Most or in fact all camps do not give light except at a specific time of the day. It's very essential especially at night when you need to use the bathroom, early in the morning when preparing for morning drills and meditations, at night in case you need to do anything. At mami, there is always light till they close. You can charge them there at a little fee.

BASIC DRUGS: Like panadol or paracetamol, allergy medicine, menstrual pain drug, nausea relief drugs, antibiotics etc. The camp clinic is always inadequately filled with drugs so help yourself.

PADLOCKS: Please lock your boxes and bags to avoid regrets and crying. We know people who lost things to thieves due to carelessness

Toiletries /Sanitary Pad. Bucket, soap dish (buy at the camp site, don’t stress yourself taking one to the place, they always sell in the camp).

http://community.vanguardngr.com/forum/topics/nysc-orientation-camp-list-of-things-you-must-not-forget-to-take

Take am easy bros,you don't need more than 10 passports and 5 copies of your documents. Which one be 30 sey you wan write jamb ni

YahooG:
I don't blame the white,Blackman can't make his country attractive enough to attract the white man,so we can insult them back,but instead they will rush to a white mans land,and later will be shouting racism upandan,how many Asians are shouting racism,but Africa,just mention black Tyre,Sharp Sharp Racism,. Quote me and get hacked

There is no single sense in what you're saying bros,the UK is not an all white country

This lot makes christianity looks uninviting

He's yearning for attention the wrong way,this might get back to bite him in the ass

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Still available

Still love you star boy

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Common black lexus es 350 of 3.5million naira na im you buy for a workaholic
If na the rx 350 na i for say you try...

Ogbeni...na 3.5m..why you dey argue with me..

For all those quoting me to say shit...let me tell you all that nairaland is a faceless forum and as such na big boys and big girls dey here

.wetin you don buy dash person for your life

BluntTheApostle:
Before the coronavirus, he was worth 25 billion dollars. He slid to 7 billion dollars, and went up again to 10 billion dollars.

Mind you, every billionaire slipped with the pandemic, including Bill Gates.

He was never worth up to $20b bros,try to get your facts right before posting sir,he was worth a little shy of $11m at the end of 2019,the only time he was ever worth $25b was 2014/15 when dollar was still 164naira.since 2016 his network peaked at around $12b and it has been going down since then.

Rosskivvy:
With that refinery, he's set to surpass even 20 billion USD in net worth, so you might as well add that in.

Projections of something that might fail or not is not how we determine a net worth bro,he is currently worth $10b,whether that might change in the future is unknown

It is only Nigerian youths unburdened by intelligence that still think there is hope for trump

Rosskivvy:
A lot more than a conditioned dunce like you does.



Your stinking mouth is the real shithole. Brushed your teeth lately?




You still couldn't afford to live there. Pauper. Dangote, the world's richest black person worth 20 billion dollars+ lives there in Banana island. Who are you? A disgruntled nobody posting rubbish online.



Contribute computer generated images? I don't think you know the meaning of ''contribution''.

Your juniors in Nigeria are launching startups that are attracting millions of dollars in investment funding from across the world. Others are building manufacturing enterprises that will benefit the masses, while you busy yourself posting useless computer images on Nairaland and claim you're ''contributing''. Ode.



Slaveboy with the IQ of a mosquito. No, we do not fancy your garbage images from a computer.

Even New York , London, Paris, Atlanta, LA, Tokyo, and other major world cities look nothing like this robotic, annoying rubbish you're posting, so get lost and stay lost.

Go and build it in your village. Olodo rabata.

Dangote is barely worth half of what you quoted bros,he stands at $10b not $20b+

samsard:
You guys will swallow your words eventually. Even the US Army is loyal to the Constitution, not Trump. You guys celebrate lawlessness when it suits you.

They will know what's up very soon

Trump is just ridiculing the USA

bodejohn:
No it is not, but standing logic on its head is!.

I quoted where you said the "White House is under renovation"...

It is obvious you aren't humble enough to acknowledge what you said/wrote is wrong, so I'll leave you.

I hate it when people try to think they know more than themselves,it's a simple message you got twisted, it's not my problem if you understand or not bro,for the record aiiint nobody asked you to quote me in the first place,perhaps we'll revisit this on the 20th of January. Shalom

bodejohn:
This is one of the reasons I don't usually argue with folks on nairaland.
Just because I took out time to correct the wrong information you shared, I must be a Trumper, how funny!
As we speak, the perimeter of The White House has non-scalable fencing around it. It was installed prior to the election on Nov 3.
Tell me when the picture of the "White House" you shared was taken.

I ain't talking about the White House building bro

bodejohn:
You cannot say Aso Rock is under renovation and share the pictures of the National Assembly.
Can you kindly tell me the name of the building in the picture you shared?

Sey explanation difficult for you ni egbon,sey dem dey inaugurate president for white house,its obviously capitol na,trump and his cohorts makes up the white house, they're all getting replaced soon,that is a fuvking renovation sir,the context is very clear from the comment na.you trumpers won't calm down and comprehend

bodejohn:
My guy, you are the ignoramus here, the pictures you posted is the capitol building where congress members seat! Not all the white houses in the district of Columbia is The White House...lol.

I know for sure because I've been there twice! The capitol was under construction in 2016 and 2018 when I went there.

I plied the subway regularly so I don't need you to tell me what the capitol is,I am talking about the total overhaul of the white house,the fact that the legislative sit of the country is in preparation of the inauguration should tell you everything

bodejohn:
My guy, you are the ignoramus here, the pictures you posted is the capitol building where congress members seat! Not all the white houses in the district of Columbia is The White House...lol.

I know for sure because I've been there twice! The capitol was under construction in 2016 and 2018 when I went there.

I'd argue with you,but it's obvious you trumpers can't discern words effectively. Read what you quoted and see where you're wrong

bodejohn:
My guy, both pictures you posted are that of the Capitol...lol, NOT the White house.
On one of your pictures. it is even boldly written "Area Closed, By Order of the United States CAPITOL Police Board"

See this ignoramus

Trump is a slowsp0ke, they'd better get him some therapy.
Inauguration is in order he lost already

The stupidity of you lots is just overwhelming
The White House in already under reconstruction in preparation for Biden's inauguration, in case you're still stupid enough to think your mob boss will remain in power in 70 days time