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Jamariwolf4:
So I decided to look up pics of the male sex dolls and bliv me, I was blown away.
i mean:

Look at those arm lengths, the abs, pecs, strong hands.

One has to wonder, how many naija men can keep a body like this? Do they even know equipments inside a basic gym?

Further,
We can choose from a variety of handsome face, the hot sun has made most male faces from this part of the world really repulsive.
I heard they've got bionic peenises (they are described as unstoppable, and better than the real thing and most vibrators)




Ladies have now got a man who will never leave us or slut shame us frequently.
Rejoice!

#withsexdollswestand

Daniel2289:
It baffles me to see and hear that people are Clamouring and Craving for this sex doll of a thing.

Why on Earth will a Normal Human Being (NHB) be having a lover as a doll?? is that not Really Madness

Is it your madness?

[quote author=RickandMorty post=64290462]He thinks silicon is rubber. Lmfao [/quo
I taya for the nigga matter o,rubber ko,iron ni.

ofuonyebi:
Haba!...where is Aliko Dangote of Gombe abi na Adamawa..?

why do you allow this people to suffer like a pauper with trillions of dollars in your hands and bank account?

they are your name sake...but go now and celebrate them...at least, help them enjoy the rest of their life..

I hope guiness book of world record is has their eyes and ears wide open to accommodate this great couple...

adamawa govt..come to the aid of the centenarians...let us celebrate our own heroes of the century...!!!

How can you even imply DAT someone has a trillion dollars.

Judek2:
I Dont Understand Why People Make Big deal out of nothing.
iphone 8 costs about 250k, iphone 8 plus costs about 300k,
5 of it is about 1.6m.
My Guys Here Can Buy 10 of it without going broke,
any wealthy man can buy as many as he wants without feeling it.
So, Whats The Big Deal Here?

Finally,someone dat hav sense has comment

zygony:
Bsc & Msc Sociology , CEO OF ROLOS IMAGINATION PHOTOGRAFFY.

Chai sociology and photography,dis country is naked

Kobicove:
What makes his "jump-up" trousers on point?

Is it cos he's an eccentric celebrity?

Would you as a nobody wear that rubbish to a job interview?

He wouldn't Dare

KingsleyCEO:
Supplying the poor an needy around the environment will not be a bad idea shall... Just saying.

It is jxt 15 megawatts bro

No matter d choko wey dey ur head you cannot fight the government and win,Pablo escoba is a dead proof

I was hoping to see his picture there

skimmy005:
so bcus of d WhatsApp voice note dem put dis yam for rekord

Ur head is very correct

iambabaG:
This is a poverty skewed analysis..
Just see the way you are ranting and repeating yourself!
If my use of iPhones is anything to go buy; it is a gadget that works seemlessly and almost perfectly fine.
And I really can't remember they forcing you to purchase it!

No disrespect meant,but ur not making sense, everybody is entitled to his/her opinion

Debbyshine:
Pls I score 188 in jamb, and I want to study English Studies, pls wat is my fate?

Well you don't really stand a chance with DAT score,u should try out another course

Pls add me up
08105874810

GrandFinale2017:
This girl should be ashamed of herself that at her old miserable age she is still flaunting her father's illgotten wealth. Her agemates from Europe and America are financially independent and making waves of success.
That is why i can never marry a naija girl due to their stupid mentality. TUFIAKWA

Your head is correct

How many pages did u send?

fuckerstard:
I wish one can trade old one for new with little money.

Come to shoprite akure,its actually possible

Barca has zero transfer experience, what a waste

wolextayo:
I know some people are born haters, they will still hate on someone's private opinion. He has 200% control over his life. And if you feel you're less concerned then you don't need to say anything.
Celebrities are human like us.

I'm putting this up cos of the 'should we now fry beans' gang. Awon werey gbogbo

Where is the celebrity,he z afuc*ing upcoming artiste

[quote author=Silvertrinity post=60623143]His Fame has robbed him of his privacy


This guy is a joke

He is not a joke,he is mad

osemmie:
This is a good thing in Nigeria, and this tells much of how Dangote's wealth grows on a daily basis.

Read d post again,this time around read carefully

And some idiots will be saying they hate soldiers. Kudos guys.

ajokebelle:
Free the girl abeg.
If anyone else is more beautiful than she is then register for the competition too.
Besides,being beautiful is not about the appearance alone.

I love her more for the dark spots on her face.This shows that we are all not perfect, but we can be whatsoever we desire to be

You know you are wrong,stop feeling sorry ,she no fine @all

Mtchew,how is this news now

Make I click YouTube video because of a babymama,oluunmaje

With DAT English,dat day will Neva come

UrennaNkoli:
lol.. I don't know why I just dislike Nigerian soldiers. Most especially those non-comissioned officers wey no go school.. Even the commisioned ones, na God-fatherism thy used to get there. Many of them can't even spell their names correctly. I've had something to do with NAEC. Nigerian Army Education Corps so I know what I'm saying.

U dislike a group DAT is fighting for ur safety as a citizen.

And dey call ronaldo a badboy,this messi is a thug

massinola:
Every Nigerian who passed through a public Nigerian university is certain to add additional one year to his /her required years of study. This has got no other explanation than the routine ASUU ritual in the name of strike.
It has become a norm for ASUU to go on strike at least twice every year. This has made it impossible for Nigerian youths to have smooth, hitch free academic session. One must pass through this frustration before graduation all because ASUU and Federal government have refused to put the future of the Nigeria youths first before their selfish interests.
The annoying part of it all is the way ASUU always use this emotional blackmail of fighting for the well being of the students in other to draw public sympathy. ASUU knows that once they go on strike, parents will start talking, media will start talking, NGOs will start talking, human right activists will starting talking, thereby making sure the government have no choice but listen to them. So, ASUU has continued to use the Nigeria youths and their academics as leverage to get whatever they wanted from the government.
The Nigeria government also from time immemorial has vowed that Nigeria youths must never have a good education by constantly neglecting the educational sector to rot to death. Why? The answer is not far fetched, they use our collective resources to send their words to the best universities abroad and allow the tax payers children to suffer the degenerated educational system in the country. They don't want any poor man to challenge them for power tomorrow. They rule us now and pave the way for their children to rule us tomorrow. Wickedness and selfishness if you asked me.
ASUU and her members are not in anyway better off from the Nigeria government. The same ASUU who always claim to fight for the interest of Nigeria students are the ones who turn around to frustrate, harass, victimize, extort, and molest the same students they claim to fight for. So many of them are so heartless and wicked that most students who graduate from universities with 2:2,3rd class, and 2:1, did not just do that because that's what their capabilities can get them, but because one lecturer vowed that if you don't dance to his tune, he must show you. They are everywhere in our institutions. ASUU knows this and continuously protect these bad elements because they are all in it. If you make mistake and report any of them, you just dugged your own grave as other lecturers will frustrate you to death. So, what are the evidences that show ASUU has any good intention for the students?
This fracas with the federal government has lingered so much that it's time for Nigerian students to take a stand and say enough is enough. ASUU will declare strike, still be collecting their salaries (not against that though) for six months plus while the students waste in idleness at home. At the end, ASUU will claim to have negotiated with the government, collect their share of the national cake and kpam, the strike is suspended. Till next year, and the cycle continues. The last time ASUU went on strike, some billions of naira were released to them. Please in all honesty, who amongst Nigerian students noticed any change infrastructure wise, instructional material wise, lecture presentation wise and so on as regards the money released to ASUU. They shared the money and now we are on another strike.
Again, ASUU has started another negotiation and have been given some offers too. They have gone to discuss with their members on the offer by the federal government. I know for sure they will accept the offer, collect the money, share it and suspend the strike. Next year, another strike will be declared and the cycle continues.
Aside the gross negligence on the part of the Federal government with regards to our education sector, ASUU members are also the major contributors to the rot in our education. They are too crude, lack information and the will power to deliver in their duties. Most of them are only good in playing demi god in their different departments. If there's anything ASUU should do for the students, it's to curb the excesses of their members, train them to know they are to guide students and not to scare them with their reckless utterances. Aside that, even if the government injects all the national budget into the education sector, we will still remain where we are.
I call on ASUU to as a matter of fact reject any offer that doesn't fulfill the so called 2009 agreement if they actually have the interest of the Nigeria students at heart. Why did I say this? I said so because, it is of no use telling us you have suspended the strike when you and I know that another strike looms in the nearest future. So ASUU should settle this madness with the government once and for all. They should stop kidnapping the Nigerian students and using us to demand ransom from the government. Settle this 2009 agreement, make sure it is fulfilled before calling off the strike. Don't accept any offer that will lead to another strike. That's my take. Nigeria students are tired of the game ASUU and federal government are playing with our future

Wetin be d summary of all this lyrics bro

Bleep olla dem