₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,325,942 members, 8,424,264 topics. Date: Wednesday, 10 June 2026 at 10:25 PM

Toggle theme

Shortgun's Posts

Nairaland ForumShortgun's ProfileShortgun's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 (of 309 pages)

Nairaland GeneralRe: Why Power Trips Off Whenever It Rains In Nigeria by shortgun(m):
This is a shameful explanation and excuse in 2026
PoliticsRe: Igbanke Traditional Rulers Insist On Joining Anioma State,Visit Ned Nwoke<Photos by shortgun(m): 1:34pm On Feb 03
Igbos all over must come together in unity
PoliticsRe: UK Court Names Tinubu, Osinbajo, Aluko In Diezani Alison-Madueke Corruption Trai by shortgun(m): 12:55pm On Jan 30
Tinubu's name must be mentioned anywhere there's corruption, stealing ,criminality, snatching it and running away with it.
Tinubu has brought nothing but shame to Nigerians
EducationRe: Alexander Linda Nkemdilim Graduates With 1st Class From UniLag, Netizens React by shortgun(m): 5:51pm On Jan 29
condralbedez:
Abi Engineering. Anyways congrats to her
Change this your narrow academic perspective.
PoliticsRe: “I Am Not Scared Of Anybody”: Peter Obi Returns To A Hero’s Welcome In Abuja by shortgun(m): 11:05am On Jan 29
He is called the Rock for a reason cheesy
PoliticsRe: Protests Erupt In Anambra State Over Market Closure (Video) by shortgun(op):
Soludo is not wise, he can't force people to open their shops or not.
PoliticsProtests Erupt In Anambra State Over Market Closure (Video) by shortgun(op): 10:51am On Jan 29

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eBkhqzXpVI?si=rFeMo_9VdFZKwHf1

Videos circulating online capture multiple protests across Anambra State after Governor Soludo ordered the closure of Onitsha Main Market for one week. Angry traders flooded the streets, singing solidarity songs and chanting the name of Nnamdi Kanu.

PoliticsRe: Kwankwaso: We Will Tell The World What You Did – Abba Yusuf’s Aide by shortgun(m): 7:57pm On Jan 28
Whatever he did won't move Nigerians to do shit.
Nigerians are a defeated people
PropertiesRe: Enugu Property Agents: Agents Of Darkness (picture) by shortgun(m): 3:59pm On Jan 28
Forget, Enugu properties dey hot now grin
BusinessRe: CBN Upgrades Opay, Moniepoint, Palmpay, Others To National Licenses by shortgun(m): 6:58pm On Jan 27
inoki247:
My Access was already giving me up to 500 but I have to return it within a month cause it's not a salary account is just a savings account but have abandon Dem for Wema...

If you've enough heavy inflow you will surely qualify..

I'm talking from experience...

Those Opay and other Fintech loan are not it the interest is too much...

My Opay qualifies for nothing less than. 500 and my fairmoney 2m buh I can't go near them....

I uses Kuda overdraft too which qualifies for 250 but I have to return by 30days why I like that one Is how long you hold the money you're only paying interest for if you hold for just a week you paying for just a week if it's for a day you paying for just a day...
We are saying the same thing. Access bank is only giving you instant loans because you have enough funds in your account. Opay will give instant loans with only your phone number, it doesn't matter weather you have money in the account or not.

If you doubt it, move all your money from access bank and see if you will still qualify for any loan as a non salary account holder.
BusinessRe: CBN Upgrades Opay, Moniepoint, Palmpay, Others To National Licenses by shortgun(m):
inoki247:
Lol if you run your ordinary Access Bank Savings account or even Wema you will qualify for more better loan...


I'm not talking about all this 5k, 2k running...

Heavy inflow.

My Access Bank Savings and Wema qualify automatically for loan and there interest rate are lower than most Fintech...
I've been using access bank for more than 15 years. The only time I qualify for their instant loan is only when I have more than enough money in my account.
Opay gave me over 100k in less than a month of banking with them, after repayment they increased my instant loan amount to over 200k.
I have 4 accounts with access bank including a business account, the last time I tried to get a loan, I was assigned a staff who didn't pick my calls for 2 weeks. See attached

BusinessRe: CBN Upgrades Opay, Moniepoint, Palmpay, Others To National Licenses by shortgun(m): 5:24pm On Jan 27
Opay will give you instant loans without asking you to bring your grandfathers intestines like Access bank.
PoliticsRe: Why Tinubu Should Be Impeached – El-Rufai by shortgun(m): 7:31pm On Jan 26
"Look if you asked me in 2022 or 2023 when we were campaigning, that things would ever be this bad, I would say that you are mentally ill"—El rufail

I can't believe some people are just seeing what we already knew way back in 2015. This is why I don't associate intelligence with anybody who supported APC in the past even worse is the people still supporting APC. Like who daft can you be
Science/TechnologyRe: Caught This Lil. Snake Chilling My Living Room Today — Please Identify The Name by shortgun(m): 12:07pm On Jan 26
brain54:
I don't think a cat would care...


If the snake doesn't cross it's path directly. I think his dogs are little and didn't notice it.

A dog is in a better position to attack the snake if it notices it more than a cat.


Cats are I don't cares... don't bother me I won't bother you.


Op from the patterns that's one of the adder family - night adder most likely.

Adders are poisonous and dangerous. It's best you fumigate your premises!
You don't know cats.
Their speed and agility make them tricky for snakes to hit.
Cats often instinctively attack snakes always swatting and avoiding bites.
Of all the pets people keep, cats are snakes nemesis because no snake can strike faster than a cat.
TravelRe: Enugu-Onitsha Expressway Being Constructed With Cement Concrete By Tinubu Govt by shortgun(m): 1:03am On Jan 25
Cheap propaganda grin
This road has been under construction since 1960.

If Tinubu is serious about constructing roads in the south east he should do the Enugu otukpa otukpo road.
angry
PoliticsRe: Biafra:US Government Awards Nnamdi Kanu Honorary Citizenship by shortgun(m): 12:10am On Jan 24
Nigerian government should release a US citizen Nnamdi Kanu who they are currently holding in Sokoto prison.
RomanceRe: Man Stuck On A Married Woman In A Hotel... by shortgun(m): 7:55pm On Jan 23
LordBiden:
Bush people will say it is juju.

It is called penis captivus.

No be everything be juju.

Read una no go read,so so big brother naija season drama una sabi.

Yeye.
Keep talking nonsense because you have refused to put your brain to use and think for yourself.
Penis captivus is very rare and when it does happen it usually lasts only a few seconds to a few minutes.
What is described here is not penis captivus.
PoliticsRe: 21 Kano Lawmakers, 8 Reps, 44 Chairmen Pledge Loyalty To Gov Yusuf, Quit NNPP by shortgun(m): 7:43pm On Jan 23
They will still all defect to APC. Tinubu wants to become an emperor and he will definitely end like one.
PoliticsRe: 21 Kano Lawmakers, 8 Reps, 44 Chairmen Pledge Loyalty To Gov Yusuf, Quit NNPP by shortgun(m): 7:42pm On Jan 23
They will still all defect but the people will shock them
EducationRe: FG Moves To Scrap HND–Degree Dichotomy, Empower Polytechnics To Award Degrees by shortgun(m): 9:53am On Jan 22
Every year they keep saying the same thing and doing nothing
PoliticsRe: Sanwo-olu, Ezekwesili Clash Over Makoko Demolitions by shortgun(m): 8:04am On Jan 21
Lagos state government is the most wicked government in the world. No sympathy for the poor and they lie all the time
FamilyRe: Baby Girls Aborted By Indian Parents In UK Due To Preference To Males by shortgun(m):
What do they mean by women are lead to abort girls?
Like are the women are like cows that they have no say
PoliticsRe: Emeka Umeagbalasi: The Screwdriver Salesman Behind Trump’s Airstrikes In Nigeria by shortgun(m):
Somehow one can easily see the hand of Britain all over this article
PoliticsRe: How Trader In Onitsha Influenced Trump's Missile Strike In Nigeria - NYT by shortgun(m): 9:35pm On Jan 18
God bless the Onitsha trader
PropertiesRe: Families Sleep In Canoes After Makoko Was Destroyed By Lagos Government by shortgun(m): 5:31pm On Jan 16
The most heartless government in the world angry
PoliticsRe: Imagine Running For Office And Your Son Doesn't Share Your Vision - Daniel Regha by shortgun(m): 9:46am On Jan 16
Only pure ignorance could produce a statement this stupid.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu's Identity: Cute Abiola Late Father's Picture & More Controversy Emerging by shortgun(m): 8:42pm On Jan 12
Tinubu is a drug peddling forging miscreant who should never be allowed anywhere near authority
RomanceRe: Hungry, Broke Men Prefer Bigger Breasts, Scientists Discover by shortgun(m): 10:51pm On Jan 11
For those asking what's the business of scientists with the subject.
Science isn’t just limited to medicine, space or engineering. There are other branches as well, such as management science and social science. Social scientists study and address topics like these.
CrimeRe: Man Kills His Wife At River Valley Estate; Suspect Commits Suicide In Ogun by shortgun(m): 6:14pm On Jan 11
A weak woman in a man's body.
What happens to walking away from whatever it is

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 (of 309 pages)