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RomanceRe: My Wife Thinks I'm Poor. This Is Why by shortgun(m): 8:00am On Jul 04, 2023
funkmrflexx:
My wife and I recently had a fight, she snooped through my phone and saw chat I had with some girls though i don't have anything with them (I've promised myself not to do it again though)

During the quarrel she started insulting me, calling me a fool and a useless man, said that's why God has refused to bless me ( I took these insults because I was at fault)

I make roughly between 500 to 800k monthly( sometimes more)
I'm current opening a business for her in which I've spent more than 2 million.
We recently went on a vacation where I spent more than 900k
I don't have a car yet but I plan to get one before the end of the year
As a couple I think we are actually doing very well more than a lot of people, for the to say that God has blessed me makes me feel like she's not satisfied with my efforts and I feel she is measuring my success with other metrics other than what I'm striving for.
As I man I do my best to make sure my family is doing well. But I hate it when I feel I'm not appreciated.
She also said she gets tempted when guys try to talk to her outside.
This here is d only problem I see in your Marriage.
FoodRe: See The Quantity Of Tomatoes I Bought for #200 by shortgun(m): 6:02pm On Jul 03, 2023
This is the worst time to be a Nigerian
EducationRe: Innoson's Reaction To Alleged UTME Result Forgery By Scholarship Recipient by shortgun(m): 6:00pm On Jul 03, 2023
Kudos to innoson they really have people with brains in their organisation.
PoliticsRe: You Suffered ‘technical Glitch’ In Your Own Case – Kenneth Okonkwo Mocks INEC. by shortgun(m): 5:54pm On Jul 03, 2023
cheesy cheesy
Who wants to be associated with thieves and convicted drug peddling miscreants.
RomanceRe: Warm Kpekus by shortgun(m): 10:35pm On Jul 02, 2023
Islandboi:
Not all of them man!
What are you saying man?
If a female still breaths, her internals should be warm. You guys be doing morgues now? shocked
RomanceRe: Warm Kpekus by shortgun(m): 8:01pm On Jul 02, 2023
squash47:
Lil Niqqa be masturbating all his life. Boy just got disvirgined.
You'll never match my record with d females in 20 life times...just rest wink.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Army Seeks Prayers To Fight Bandits, Boko Haram, IPOB; Celebrates 160th by shortgun(m): 7:52pm On Jul 02, 2023
As long as tribalism and nepotism continues to take precedence over competence in our lives in this country we will continue to chase shadows praying to God to do things we can do for ourselves.

God will only give you a tree, it's left for you to make tables, chairs, poles e.t.c from the tree God provided .
RomanceRe: Warm Kpekus by shortgun(m): 7:24pm On Jul 02, 2023
Islandboi:
So I invited this girl over to my crib. She started the pre-intimacy herself teasing my ear, licking my nipple and finally going down to suck my gbola. She started riding me so hard and I didn’t last up to 30mins.

After cumming, I went to the bathroom to clean up and she did the same. Then she said I’m not that strong and she’s started licking my nipple again and my gbola started rising and I bend her to give her doggy my dick felt this warmness inside her pussy.

I have never banged a warm kpekus before.That place was so warm.

I guess you've been fu*kin cold blooded reptilians cos human females are usually warm down there.
PoliticsRe: INEC Tampering With F.C.T Election Result...Obi-Datti by shortgun(op): 2:31pm On Jul 02, 2023
yarimo:
Labour party looking for excuse to keep on fooling Obidients with false hope
We all know what INEC and APC are capable of.
Just recently an APC senator told the world in the floor of the senate how he used his wife office as a judge of the court of appeal.
PoliticsRe: INEC Tampering With F.C.T Election Result...Obi-Datti by shortgun(op): 1:51pm On Jul 02, 2023
richeeyo:
Why is it that only igbos thinks if you loose the whole Nigeria but win Abuja, you have won the erection grin grin grin
Where was Igbo mentioned in the article?
PoliticsRe: INEC Tampering With F.C.T Election Result...Obi-Datti by shortgun(op): 1:45pm On Jul 02, 2023
Any attempt to alter F.C.T results to give Tinubu 25% will be resisted by all Nigerians
PoliticsINEC Tampering With F.C.T Election Result...Obi-Datti by shortgun(op): 1:42pm On Jul 02, 2023
The Obi-Datti Presidential Campaign has raised alarm over alleged attempts to alter the February 25 presidential election results of the Federal Capital Territory (FCT) to satisfy sinister motives.

Manager of the Labour Party Presidential Campaign, Mr. Oseloka H. Obaze, subsequently, warned the Independent National Electoral Commission, INEC, against tempering with IRev as it concerns the FCT.
He said this in a tweet yesterday, Obaze said that intelligence reaching the Campaign office showed that INEC was trying to yield to pressure to tinker with the results of some states including the FCT to enable the ruling All Progressives Congress, APC, to be in good standing.

A statement from the Obi-Datti Media Office signed by its Head, Diran Onifade, quoted Obaze as saying, “According to our source, INEC is tempering with the machines used in the election to adjust FCT results to give the APC candidate, the much-needed 25%, which he did not get as per the initial INEC declaration and for which he is being challenged at the Presidential election tribunal.

“It’s not clear how the Electoral Commission can brazenly carry out such bizarre action but given the abracadabra they did to announce the APC Candidate winner by 4 a.m., there is nothing to be taken for granted.

“Mr. Obaze warns that INEC and the ruling APC may be taking the adherence to the rule of law and due process disposition of Nigerians in general and the Obidient Movement in particular for granted, but it would be courting catastrophe for them to want to pour salt into an open wound inflicted on Nigeria’s electorate.”

Obaze, a retired United Nations diplomat, reminded INEC that what they were trying to do was tantamount to raising a dead horse and that whether reports were fake or real, the commission should know the level of public confidence in them had long been eroded.
www.vanguardngr.com/2023/07/25-obi-datti-campaign-alleges-attempt-to-doctor-fct-result
Christianity EtcRe: Is It Wrong For A Christian To Obtain A Chieftaincy Title? by shortgun(m): 11:17am On Jul 02, 2023
A proud African man with traditional title bestowed upon me by the gods of my fathers. cool
Any day my pastor says I won't enter church because of my title or the many wives I intend to marry in the future I'll leave the church for him.
EducationRe: Who Has Used NOUN Certificate To Work In Nigeria? by shortgun(m): 8:01am On Jul 02, 2023
Joeyfizzo:
Carry NOUN certificate come join Military as commissioned officer make I see.
Just dey play grin
NOUN is the only school where you can't cut corners, you'll never met any lecturer one on one...
you never know who marks your exams.

Everything is computer based.... students are forced to become computer literate.
NOUN is the only school in Nigeria where you'll find only 5 first class graduands out of 3000 graduands whenever graduation list comes out.
NOUN certificates is accepted nationwide and highly sought after overseas.
No cultism
No strikes
No harrasment
No sex for marks
No discrimination
No lecturer will tell you that grade B is for him and grade A is for God and all the nonsense that happens in conventional universities in Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Lazy Generals Without A War? by shortgun(m): 9:09pm On Jul 01, 2023
Hypocrite! Will you say this if one of your relatives was one of the Generals?
When Jonathan fought Boko Haram to a standstill with General ihejirika, it was Buhari and Tinubu that said the fight against Boko haram is a fight against the North.
RomanceRe: Our Ladies Are Aging Without Men In Their Life by shortgun(m): 8:58pm On Jul 01, 2023
I believe it's the adoption of western culture where women want to be equal to men.
Another factor is the economic situation of the country since Buhari and now Tinubu happened to Nigeria.

Nigerian men have become poorer, there's no hope for a better tomorrow even the married ones cannot feed their families adequately.
PoliticsRe: No Country Retires Over 100 Major Generals Without Crumbling – Sadeeq Shehu by shortgun(m): 4:16pm On Jul 01, 2023
OfoIgbo:
The question you should be asking is how come there are not enough Yorubas he could have chosen from, among the 300 very senior officers to be retired?

When Buhari came, he got rid of many southern officers especially Igbos.

Obviously it will seem that Buhari's purge resulted in just northern military officers advancing to those very senior levels.

Tinubu is just mirroring Buhari. They are political allies.
Is this how we will make progress as a country?
PoliticsRe: No Country Retires Over 100 Major Generals Without Crumbling – Sadeeq Shehu by shortgun(m):
Tinubu simply doesn't have what it takes to lead this country.

Tinubu snubbed and humiliated over 300 ably qualified military generals to appoint their junior all because he wants someone from his ethnic group in position.

Other presidents before him appointed Service chiefs and CDS from other tribes according to seniority.
Tinubu is a bigot
Car TalkRe: What Is The Average Price You Spent On Fuel In A Day? by shortgun(m): 7:56pm On Jun 30, 2023
For the very first time in this country I saw pump attendants seating idly attending to nobody in a fuel station that used to be very busy along airport road in Abuja.

Fuel stations are now looking like haunted houses and deserted, people are losing their sources of livelihood yet the convicted drug baron said he is not in a hurry to do anything.
PoliticsRe: Why I Ran Away From Daura To London – Buhari by shortgun(m): 2:40pm On Jun 30, 2023
Godfullsam:
It is either you have a terribly low IQ or you have deliberately allowed hatred to ruin your sense of reasoning if this is your interpretation of the above statement.
Mehn, I am tired of explaining this simple statement to unintelligent people like you angry
When a former president, whose political party is in power choose to disassociate himself from promises made by members of his political party....
what does that tell you?
Do you understand now or should I get an interpreter?
PoliticsRe: Why I Ran Away From Daura To London – Buhari by shortgun(m): 1:38pm On Jun 30, 2023
Shikena:
grin but why your conclusion no come gree with your premises now? Those are the building blocks of a sound argument. Go school bro.
Oga quit my mention, it's not my fault that you lack the mental capacity to understand what I wrote in my post...
PoliticsRe: Why I Ran Away From Daura To London – Buhari by shortgun(m):
Shikena:
grin but why your conclusion no come gree with your premises now? Those are the building blocks of a sound argument. Go school bro.
cheesy
PoliticsRe: Why I Ran Away From Daura To London – Buhari by shortgun(m): 1:21pm On Jun 30, 2023
Shikena:
Olodo grin
Ode
TravelRe: Lone Man Repairs Highway In Ogun To Save Motorists From Gridlock by shortgun(m): 11:22am On Jun 30, 2023
SKIBiNSKI:
He is an ignorant idiat! He probarbly voted for terrorist Bubuhari and droglord Tifnubu. This is like one American citizen single handedly repairing roads he has paid tax to the government and his constituent governor or local council to repair. grin grin cheesy cheesy He would just be refered to a mental institution or he may have forgot to take his medications.
One politician to another after reading this news.
"My leader, I told you not to worry about any repercussions when we diverted the money meant for roads,..see they are now fixing the road themselves. I told you they are dumb"

I've come to realise that majority of Nigerians have low IQ, this is why it's very easy for politicians to manipulate them with the same simple tactic year after year.
PoliticsRe: Why I Ran Away From Daura To London – Buhari by shortgun(m): 11:41pm On Jun 29, 2023
Jagungidi:
If that’s your conclusion for the statement above, then you’ve concluded wrongly based on your biased point of view.
What other interpretation do you have?
PoliticsRe: Is It Illegal For Citizens To Abuse/insult Their President by shortgun(m): 11:39pm On Jun 29, 2023
helinues:
Even NL are taking any abuse on president down not to talk of what would happen when the new social media bill would be passed.

Make una no worry, FG go build prison to cage anyone who break the new law.

Anyone wey prison beans they hungry should continue
grin grin
When you guys called Jonathan a sitting president clueless and a baboon you didn't know a day like this will come.
You carried around the streets of Lagos a casket with Jonathan's name inscribed on it, sponsored by the same convicted criminal who parades himself as president today

You called Obasanjo an orangutan,...., Disobeyed all his directives as president
You called patience Jonathan...a sitting president's wife a shepopotamus, you didn't know karma is a bitch?

We will never accord any respect to any president who disrespected presidents before him.
Tinubu will never lace the shoes of His excellencies Obasanjo and Jonathan, he's a charlatan who should be serving jail term if Nigeria was as working society.
PoliticsRe: Is It Illegal For Citizens To Abuse/insult Their President by shortgun(m): 10:14pm On Jun 29, 2023
The way we will insult Tinubu and his family he will regret the day he and others choose to disrespect the office of the president and those that occupied it.

Let just hear pim from the convicted criminal drug baron or his minions
PoliticsRe: Why I Ran Away From Daura To London – Buhari by shortgun(m): 10:04pm On Jun 29, 2023
“It remains his wish that he be allowed to have his needed rest, and for the Tinubu administration to have the right atmosphere to work on the realisation of the promises they made.”

With the statement above is clear that even Buhari who is failure doesn't believe Tinubu is fit for the office of President and lacks the capacity to lead the country.
PoliticsRe: Bayelsa Losses Former Acting Gov, Binabo by shortgun(m): 5:40pm On Jun 29, 2023
RIP
Nairaland GeneralRe: Have You Ever Gotten To This Point? by shortgun(m): 1:14pm On Jun 29, 2023
Never
CelebritiesRe: Happie Boys Start Skit Making And Dancing In Cyprus (Video) by shortgun(m): 11:49am On Jun 29, 2023
Good for them

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