₦airaland Forum

twaintoy:
Oshey serious person.

Twain Noni!!

twaintoy:
I can't even remember what i applied for, i didn't get a mail of confirmation too.

Then you're not a serious person!!

Pls who applied for Security Officer (Level 08) and has gotten a mail for the Online test?!

Sexystella:
No thank you.

It's way too early to exchange contacts.

Besides, my only knowledge is to like, share, and reply..for now. Dunno how to do email stuff

Too early? come on swits!! don't be Stereotypical!! Hit my name, view my profile and u'll see how to e-mail

Sexystella:
I dunno bout others o

but I sha like ur own....let's talk more!! hit my profile and Email me ur contacts

Sexystella:
Haha I'm not naughty o! It's hot in here

hmmm....So that's u!! Nice BUM dear!! unlike others that stretch mark has finished their own

Enoquin:
A piper in the street today
Set up his tune and starts to play
And away, away, away to the .... of his music we danced
On every side, doors and windows were opened wide
And men left down their work and came
And women with petticoats coloured like ....
And all the world went gay, went gay
For half an hour in the street today

That is the kind of 'gay' in the above poem I believe Denrele was responding to.

The dots in the poem denotes words I cannot remember. I even cannot remember the book it came from but I know it was primary school.

LOL!! u're not serz oh!! e be like say u be pry school teacher

missjenna:
Why is this guy never serious. Does he think we are blind?

We already knew he was gay. He doesn't need to tell us

He's not gay oh!! if u enter a room with him....him go nack u apako,u go carry belle oh!! don't be deceived!!

Sexystella:
Yay! Been on ghost mode..now a nairalander

Welcome to NL but this ur Pic ehn na die oh!! is that ur BUM in the Pic? very cute n fresh!! Nawti babe!!

OP E be like say na only u waka come oh!! Still waiting sha....

blesseenE:
I think GEJ's regime is better. You have to consider the number of graduates available for employment at the time (both regimes).

Tah! pls stop that joke oh!! There are more Graduates to employ now YES!! but there are also more companies and organizations to employ pple ( both public and private). u can't compare the Ratio of the Unemployed to the total Labour force today to that of OBJ's time (if you understand statistics you'll know what I'm talking about). Under OBJ it was hard to see some1 with HND Lower credit or BSC 2:2 that is jobless but under GEJ first class, 2:1 even Masters degree holders(both Nigerian and foreign) are unemployed and it's not looking like it's gonna get any better....very pathetic.

emmasege:
Wish u guys Good luck. Used to be a FAAN employee.

what was your position there? and why did u leave sir? I just want to know how the place is, thanks

milinda:
Nyc thread, wanna ask wit ma open mind o does suckin also make d boobs sag? #not breastfeedin kinda suckin o

Hmmm!! someone has been getting some action!! sucking helps to reduce d risk of breast cancer but if they press it too much its not good oh!

Forwetinnah:
Cry yourself a dam!! It still doesn't change the fact that you're a looser supporting a fellow looser...and yes Buhari enrolled in such point and shoot classes without academic records under namu namu ne connection, after all it was the NDA that enlisted him. I can see how well the clueless Phd holder is dealing with you dunces. Like I said..you can writhe in pain for all I care, your Mallam won't win even a local government councillor election in Nigeria because he's NOT QUALIFIED!! Btw ain't you supposed to be praying for his recovery seeing that he's gone to seek medical help and patch himself up in the US and you lot are out here telling people he's in the UK. See the deception you dolts are buried in?? Party of unbelievable lies and deception

I've made my point, i can't trade foul words with a stranger on social media, i'm too Big for that....it's for kids like u!! Oh u know u're supporting a Clueless Man LOL....that's all I needed to hear from you thanks!! May God Run your life the way GEJ has Run Nigeria in his Tenure.....Say Amen to that!!

11. The Snitches/Amebos/The Watchdogs : These are the set of People who Report improper conduct to the housemasters e.g Rooms that make Noise or don't switch off their after Lights Out, Untidy halls, They report pple who bring in contraband Food items, clothes or materials. Most of them are Very close with the Housemasters and use their position to threaten other Students!! I hated them with passion!! LOOL!!


OP just sent me down memory lane Mehn!!

Forwetinnah:
Kwaaaaaaaaa!! Enrol in point and shoot courses you mean?? The man is as dull as you APC touts.Tell your "zeneral" to show proof. You can writhe in pain for all I care, your Mallam is an illiterate that's all. Bunkum!!

LOL!! Mr PDP Tout!! Oya go and use ur BSC/HND (if you have one) to Enrol in those 'point and shoot' Courses Nah!! A general would do what he likes when he likes, he won't be held to Ransome by stupid petty talks from Illiterates like u, he does not have to prove he has a Certificate because Stupid pple like you want him to, A general is not a Man you can push around like your clueless brother. if he has No SSCE why is he not in jail? Or is that another sign of incompetence from your Clueless PhD holder!! #SaiBuhari

cherryice:

U and Enegod should GET A ROOM already!! LOL!

sonssyo:
abeg nofin connect river Niger and d red sea

LMAOOO!!

sonssyo:
is he a man, sabi u wan make me turn d guy to a woman

Lol!! u sha like the guy sha!! hmmm

sonssyo:
u r not a serious dude,u HV been hoping on men and forgot God,dats while u
hv failed. trust him and fins will turn around.drop ur cv at fortis microfinance abuja head office drop Ur CV at jobs@Sol Nigeria.com. even if it is mrktg just do it while wait for a beta one.also drop Ur CV in vacancies@royalmillsfoods.com.ng, d office is at karo,u fit go there itself,
note,,,,,,plz stop did marriage shit and be a man

Awww that's so sweet of u!! E be like say u like the guy small....cos this is the kind of talk a lady would give her Man!! LOL!! Just Saying

AndyMolarAllwel:
ADVISE PLEASE.
During the application, i just said le me try my luck coz the Condition says:
Not more than 25yrs as at 31st Dec 2014....am 26.
Must have completed Nysc...am currently serving, batch B 2014....shud i go for the test

Assuming u've finished serving I would have said u should try. cos for them to invite you for the test after seeing ur DOB in Resume means they overlooked it.

simplemach:
And yet they say he did not go for treatment. Somebody should tell me if that inscription beside him is for mr Biggs or shoprite

Bush Man!! see as u just displayed ur IGNORANCE to the whole world, I don't blame u sha, u've not travelled out before neither have u been to any of the international airports in the country.

FYI : That room is a room in the Airport is to Screen foreigners from countries with certain kind of disease outbreaks like Ebola, Yellow fever,etc. It is Not an hospital.


Next time Code ur IGNORANCE

Forwetinnah:
Lt col with which certificate, with recommendation letter from his fellow mallam?? How did he even get into the army?? He should stripped of any office he ever held in the military. Corrupt desperate old mallam

How would someone be admitted/drafted into the Military, Enrol in Training courses in USA and Britain, Rise to the Rank of GENERAL and u'll open ur stinking mouth like Ojota refuse dump and say he doesn't have an SSCE certificate? Haba!! Do u know what it means to be an ARMY GENERAL? To whom a brain is given, sense is required....use your head.

tuborme:
Please take a good look at our President as a Young university graduate. Your comments are welcome. No insults to the office of the president. No tribal mud slings.

You should be Smart enough to know that those who attend/attended NDA or serve in the Military are exempted from NYSC!! Don't be ridiculous!!

caselessogbuagu:
me run? You don't know me. *in 2pac's voice* No man alive ever witnessed the trouble I survive.

Ehn!! oshey!! Mr RAMBO VAN DAMNE!!

dein77:
Why do people think Buhari can fight corruption?

Do they even see the corrupt guys surrounding him? He has to start from Jerusalem na!

Jesus Christ was surrounded by THIEVES, CROOKS, PROSTITUTES and POOR pple, but his ministry was still successful!! #JustSaying

jnrbayano:
Here it is

Goal Keepers

Peter Schimechel: Denmark and Man Utd
Santiago Canizares: Spain and Valencia

Defender (Centre half)

Paolo Maldini: Italy and AC Milan
Jaap Stam: Holland and Man Utd
Fabio Canavaro: Italy and Inter Milan
Marcel Desailly: France and AC Milan

Defender (fullbacks)

Roberto Carlos: Brazil and R.Madrid
Bixante Lizarazu: France and Bayern
Cafu: Brazil and AC Milan
Lilian Thuram: France and Juventus

Midfielder (Defensive/Central/Attacking/winger)

Roy Keane: Rep of Ireland and Man Utd
Patrick Vieira: France and Arsenal
Zvonimir Boban: Croatia and AC Milan
Zinadine Zidane: France and R.Madrid
Pavel Nedved: Czech Rep and Juventus
Finidi George: Nigeria and Ajax
Gaizka Mendietta: Spain and Valencia
Luis Figo: Portugal and R.Madrid

Striker

Ronaldo De Lima: Brazil and R.Madrid
Roberto Baggio: Italy and Juventus
Lionel Messi: Argentina and Barcelona
Dennis Bergkamp: Holland and Arsenal

Started watching football around 1990

Nice one!!

But e be like say u hate Cristiano Ronaldo!! No Gabriel Omar Batistuta? George Hagi of Romania? Patrick Kluivert? Pablo Aimar? hmmm

korel9:
He can tear his agbada and sokoto for all I care





For now it is GEJ till Obj hugs transformer in the name of vexing tyns

There's no power in Nigeria under GEJ, if OBJ hugs transformer today, transformer would hug him back. LOL!!

temitemi1:
Obasanjo can never be seen as a stateman but statetout... GEJ till 2019!!!

GEJ can never be as Relevant Politically (Both Nationally and Internationally) as Obasanjo. #Fact.....GEJ and Obasanjo would settle their Quarrel, don't carry their matter on ur head. Be wise

ireneony:

I'm just like the lady.
If I'm tired, if you like call Mohammed, I nor de do

Tired of what? is it u Dat would be doing d pounding n stroking or ur man!! :p

Evina:
She is punishing the man.

I don't know how people are too tired to indulge in an activity that guarantees absolute relaxation.

Relaxation?! wow!! ur husband go enjoy u oh!! Later some Ladies would be looking for why men cheat!!