₦airaland Forum

Kachisbarbie:
[size=15pt]still on STICK-SHIFT things [/size]

Congoooo!
Holy Grail!!!
7'1 ?___ unripe plantain @work.

Everything 'bout Chinese/Koreans just short sha.

I think there should have been pictures, I don't really know how this measurement works.

Lol....nawti babe!! u too like prick!!

danielchioboy:
GEJ TILL THE END

Who stopped militancy? GEJ, he went to the creek and address them, he convinced them to accept amnesty. Why can't buhari go and convince bokoharam to accept amnesty? Am sure he wil do,that if he becomes president of the north but not Nigeria.

Are You all aware That 98% of the villages being raided by boko haram in the North are nirthern Christian villages?

Are You all aware That chibok Is a Christian community and the so called chibok girls are hausa christians?

Are You all aware That all hausa christians in the Northern states are either being atracked by bokoharam or being marginalised.

Why Will buhark speak against bokoharam when they are attacking northern hausa christians whom He beleives Will vote for Jonathan.

Please APC supporters who have Never been or lived in the North should travel and ses.
#NEVER AGAIN SHALL WE BE THREATNED.

We the Christians in the north will never vote for buhari. He burnt our churches, houses, killed many in church, his boys were shouting sai buhari while they entered our church and started burning it. 2011, a black day.

THE BLOOD OF THE CHRISTIANS HE KILLED IN OUR VARIOUS CHURCHES WILL NEVER ALLOW HIM TO REST. WE WILL RATHER BURN OUR PVC THAN VOTE FOR BUHARI.

If you want to Start Up Lies and Propaganda at Least be efficient enough to do a good research

1. The people of Chibok are not HAUSA.....They're KANURI!!
2. Buhari is not the Commander in chief he can't go and negotiate on behalf of Govt, besides Boko Haram are faceless.
3. Although Christians are the Main target of Boko Haram they've killed as much if not more Muslims too. Especially those who publicly Oppose them
4. People entered ur church to burn it and u didn't burn and die too? and those people were shouting Sai Buhari.....BIG LIE!!
5. From they way u've spoken u're a southerner, most likely Igbo, u can deceive the whole world but u can never ever deceive urself!!

CHANGE IS COMING....

eskober:
Am in a delima right now. My best friend is planning on getting married to the love of his life by the end of this year. I help her to secure a job in my office, I have been noticing this closeness btw my boss and her, when asked her she told me that my boss is just being nice but now it's very obvious in the office and everybody is talking about it. Every time they are always going out together under the umbrella of official duty. Everytime I ask her she will always deny it. Now I don't know what to do I don't know how to tell my friend, I have tried to set her up in the office maybe that can make her loose the job but my boss is always there to defend her. Fellow nairalanders what should i do in this situation?

Don't tell ur friend anything oh!! just leave everything on autopilot..... cos if you tell ur friend and he and his GF later settle d Matter, u'll be like an enemy of d relationship!! Keep working on how to get her sacked tho!! *evil grin*

greatsodade:
I see ur tinking is at the height of its nadir...keep saying that Igbo build lagos ooo while u and ur folks are scared of going to ur witch and wizard filled SE where most of ur villages are suffering with erosion and ur pple are hustling spare part in states like jigawa and co only to go home for december to flaunt levels and get targeted by village witchs...I pity Igbo man's "Na we" thinking sha.

Don't worry ehn, We go make one of una Governor of all yoruba state soon u hear...Soon u'll tell us that Igbo build abuja too...yeye falks.
Mind you, I am not a tribalistic fellow, but wen pple like you come out to pour rubbish frm ur maggot mouth I av no option but to call u to order....
You are probably in lagos paying house rent and shop rent to a yoruba landlord and yet u say u and your pple are the reason for its development then your place must be a haven then...So y re ur pple swearing for ur deaf and dumb governors like Elechi and thordore orji.My friend go back to your east and make us jealous to want to come over there like the way u and ur pple always come and then settle in our place.
I believe u have brain so think it bro else I will assume ur brain is a baked one be dat....No pun intended bro.

Nice one Jare pls educate them!!

Balkan:
What a shame. an average yoruba man will come to
lagos and be claiming to be a Lagosian. This is a typical
yoruba towns and village apart from Lagos built by FG and Igbos.

You can never see this kind of hut anywhere in Igbo Land.
see how desolate and devastated this mans father and town looks.

and you want to infest Nigerians with this poverty?
GEJ till Osibanjo repents

from your comment....it is either u've never seen an IGBO NOLLYWOOD movie or u've not gone to the east in a long time!! There are worse Houses than that one in that pic in Enugu and Ebonyi states, the poverty I saw especially in Ebonyi was so traumatising that I still have images in my head!! I had to run to a Church because Cannibals were coming to where I stayed to kill pple to eat!! and u're here talking about poverty in Someone else's land!! U better go to the east and see things for urself.....pick the sand in ur eye b4 u pick anoda Man's own!!

dokyOloye:
Now,its 1964 he sat for Cambridge,
No longer 1961.
The earlier U ppl come out plain and admit he never sat for any exam,the better.

where did u see 1964 in the OP's article? abi u use super glue gum ur eyes?

dokyOloye:
Now,its 1964 he sat for Cambridge,
No longer 1961.
The earlier U ppl come out plain and admit he never sat for any exam,the better.

where did u see 1964 in the OP's article? abi u use super glue gum ur eyes?

Tallesty1:
Some of them are like onions, you open the bra and the content will make you cry.

Some will just face ground like a shy-sick-fowl.

I thank whoever invented bra sha, s/he saved us from eye-cancer.

LOL! Some that their b00bs already have low self-esteem would now worsen d case by drawing irritating Tattoos on them....Ayama!!

2, 3 and 5!! Lool!! this OP don make me remember things!!

soltex:
Me and all my guys too o...! anyway lets keep our hopes alive. GOD dey

Bro ow far? any luck....I heard they've started calling more pple for SO II test!!

Nice looking weapons..... Let Buhari come and use them to finish the Job!!

Na wa oh!! I applied for SO II on the Night the Recruitment Started in January and I received a confirmation Email immediately!! I meet and Even Surpass all the requirements for the Job but yet I've Not gotten test Login details Via text or e-mail!! There is God oh!!

soltex:
same here, but a friend got his yesterday and some1 got his dis morning. lets wait n see, and dis1 dat d site is not even working well

pls did he get it via text or e-mail?

ginawest:
stupid son...u call urslf a man yet u can't make a decision for ur family?u let ur father-in-law mke decisions for u n u r now putting d blame on an innocent man wu was only trying to protect u...now uv killed ur Fada,lemme c if u wl go to yobe from behind bars...mtchewwwwww

I Taya oh!! u just spoke my mind!! very silly guy!!

iyky:
.......
Pls explain more to me about the cleansheet stuff..he sends it to me but I dnt understand it.cos I can't see it in Nairabet platform ..

NO Cleansheet Home - means the away team would score (it could also mean away to score)

NO Cleansheet Away - means the home team would score (it could also mean home to score)

u understand?

ajoskele:
Egbon, if truly u go school(which i doubt), u suppose knw sey na FFK i dey try use play dia...
U need to calm down bro. Hypertension leads to stroke, sometimes death too.

LOL! because there's nothing all those GEJ fans cannot say to Spite Buhari!!

ajoskele:
I have always said this...Tinubu is just too desperate to become the President, reason he is contesting to go back to the senate and become the senate president. When Buhari dies, they will impeach Osinbajo....

And gbam!! Tinubu becomes the President...
FFK sabi book gan oh.

Did you go to school at all? where did u See Bola Tinubu's poster in Lagos running for a seat in Senate? Do u think before u talk? If u went to school at any level u would know that if anything happens to the President, the Vice President takes over NOT a party chairman or Party Chieftain!! Nice try FFK and PDP....but we're not deceived!! change is coming....#SaiBuhari

iphanyiuma:
Am not even up to 21 yet I don't do non of those..guess its called maturity...

Good for you bro but let pple compliment u b4 u compliment urself....that's maturity!!

I WAS A BIT GREEDY TONIGHT BUT RICHARD HAS RAISED MY BELIEF IN MYSELF LOL!! I PICKED A GAME OF 22ODDS AND.....


1. 27.02.15 20:00
Tours FC - AS Nancy (Handicap 0:1)
Customer type: AS Nancy Lorraine @ 1.35
Result: AS Nancy Lorraine
2. 27.02.15 20:45
Bala Town - Aberystwyth Town (Both teams to score)
Customer type: Yes @ 1.40
Result: Yes
3. 27.02.15 19:30
FC Botosani - FC Petrolul Ploiesti (First Team Clean Sheet)
Customer type: No @ 1.35
Result: No
4. 27.02.15 20:30
Standard Liege - Cercle Brugge Ksv (1X2)
Customer type: Standard Liege @ 1.22
Result: Standard Liege
5. 27.02.15 20:30
FC Bayern München - 1 FC Cologne (1X2 and Under/Over 3.5
goals)
Customer type: 1 and Over 3,5 @ 1.95
Result: 1 and Over 3,5
6. 27.02.15 20:45
Falkirk FC - Rangers FC (Both teams to score)
Customer type: Yes @ 1.60
Result: Yes
7. 27.02.15 20:45
RCD Espanyol Barcelona - Cordoba CF (First Team to win
either half )
Customer type: Yes @ 1.35
Result: Yes
8. 27.02.15 20:30
Olympique Marseille - SM Caen (Both teams to score)
Customer type: Yes @ 1.70
Result: Yes

ONCE AGAIN I WON!! BOOM BOOM!! THANKS TO RICHARD FOR INSPIRING ME....MOST IMPORTANTLY THANK GOD!!

dammywapes:
Can u teach me the trick?

There's no trick involved bro!! just follow Richard's system of Cleansheet, Over 1.5 goals, and btts!! Go for little odds and stake big

Equiano:
I scaled thru. Passed 57%. Pls revise d immigration past questions on current affairs.

pls email me the past questions, thanks!! Subotex@yahoo.com

PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION RESULTS IN GEOPOLITICAL ZONES

SOUTH WEST - BUHARI 65%, JONATHAN 35%
SOUTH-SOUTH - BUHARI 20%, JONATHAN 80%
SOUTH-EAST - BUHARI 25%, JONATHAN 75%
NORTH WEST - BUHARI 90%, JONATHAN 10%
NORTH CENTRAL - BUHARI 60%, JONATHAN 40%
NORTH EAST - BUHARI 70% - JONATHAN 30%

BUHARI Wins in a Landslide victory
WE ARE READY!! #SaiBUHARI.....Change is coming!! #MarchForBuhari #IHaveDecided

Faibuhari:
yoruba people are the one fighting themselves for both parties as their spokesman. Lai mohd and FFK

LOL! That one is their Hustle!! (means of livelihood). what I mean is that its only in Yoruba Land that u can practise any religion without discrimination!! in the North if u're a Christian and they do one stupid Cartoon in Denmark or France na wahala, in the east If u're a Muslim or worse still u're igbo and u convert to Islam na Gobe!! understand?

searching4love:
I am very stupid for all this gibberish i spewed. What the fvck am i smoking Did i write this stupid thread in my right senses? If I don't know anything abt football I'll shut my stinking mouth next time. Who am i to insult a great player like Eden Michael Hazard onmy thread? I'm entitled to my opinion but my opinion is Silly. Senseless goats like me av not to offer intellectually hence resort to insults. I never abused u in all my replies so whats the fuss about?

Abi hazard kill my papa? Na my mother fvck Chelsea owner he no gree pay am? Why am i taking it Hazard's matter personal? Why can't i learn to use my brain and don't let passion overcome my thinking. i am a hopeless fool and it shall never be well with my father for making this silly thread.

i am a Stup.id son of a b.itch

Oloshi eleribuu omo alai lekor ni baba mi sha

FIXED

NO BE ONLY U GET PHONE!!

timbros:
Please Shubbylee and searching4love, you guys are not kids. Can you guys sheath your swords already!

Learn how to discuss football maturely. PLEASE!

I'm out. Peace.

Thanks Bro!! I was just too provoked at his Sheer Hatred and lack of respect of an Hardworking talented world class player like Hazard, Chelsea, the EPL and football as a Sport!! it can be annoying to encounter such ignorance, but I'm done with him tho!! God bless!!

searching4love:
If u read through the thread carefully u would notice i never insulted anyone nor used any abusive tone. That guy is too aggressive in his replies hence he spews trash and thinks he has monopoly of words. Thanks tho. I will ignore the cretin henceforth

U told me u needed what I smoked....is that not an insult? now u're calling me a cretin!! And u're here forming saint....Pls learn to keep such Silly Opinions u have in football in ur mind or restrict it to Mechanics and Shoemakers in ur area that are gullible and can be deceived, the title of this thread makes it an Insult, its too silly to Grace a Site like Nairaland!! All in all Sha we're Grown azz men....we shouldn't be doing this!! God bless you bro,bye!

timbros:
So it's not that Barcelona WONT dare win Europa League again, it's WHEN they win it abi?

This is your exact comment :



So you never knew that that cup is in Barcelona's trophy cabinet when you made that statement? You should be ashamed now cuz thats what you said.

Does winning the Fairs Cup in the 50s made Barcelona a lesser team then? Even when European Cup have been renamed Uefa Champions League, Barca is still jubilating Cup Winners Cup. So what's your point? Or Barca have not upgraded when the likes of Ronaldo and Edgar Davids are there? Was it not the period they won Cup Winners Cup?

Please don't bother to quote me again because I'm done with this argument. It's becoming childish.

Thank you and have a good night.

Bro!! I've been following ur comments on this thread, arguing with these pple is a waste of time, they just started watching football day!! they're blinded by hatred for Chelsea and the EPL no matter what u say they would come up with another stupid response!!

searching4love:
You are very stupid for all this gibberish u spewed. What the fvck are you smoking Did i force you to comment on my thread? If you don't know how to argue with out insults then next time u read and ignore. Who are you to question the title of my thread? I'm i not entitled to my opinion? Senseless goats like you av not to offer intellectually hence resort to insults. I never abused u in all my replies so whats the fuss about?

Abi hazard na your papa name? Na your mother get Chelsea? Why are you taking it personal? Why don't u learn to use ur brain and don't let passion overcome ur thinking. You are a hopeless fool and it shall never be well with u for derailing this brilliant thread.

Stup.id son of a b.itch

Oloshi eleribuu omo alai lekor

you're a BASTARD Child for all you just said.... Ur father should have used a Condom instead of mistakenly ejaculating into ur mum to commit this great aberration (you). Who the fvck are you that your thread cannot be criticised? for a sane human being who's not under the influence of any drug to say Hazard is an Average player, and also come to Nairaland and open a thread to Showcase his mental deficiency to the world shows that All cannot be well with you. I cannot waste my intellect to argue factually with you because the title of ur thread alone shows u're a Fool!!
It is already well with me!! whatever Evil thing u pronounce abt me would be sent back to you in a thousand folds!! u call this thread a brilliant thread? Haha! it says a lot about u already!! like I said b4 fvck your opinion....it doesn't matter!!

Oloshi alai ni tiju!! Asinwin oloriburuku Oshi!! koni da fun baba Iya to bi Iya e!! onyeara!! danborokuba shege Bansa!! Dan iska!!

u wanna go dirty come at me bro!! u'll regret airing ur stupid opinion on NL!! in ur life b4 u write something u'll think twice!! BLINKING BASTARD!!

Yoruba people are just the most Mature ethnic group in Nigeria!! No do or die Politics.... No Religious discrimination they all love and respect each other!!

searching4love:
IS IT BECAUSE OF FOOTBALL THAT YOU SPIT ALL THIS VENOM I AM DISSAPOINTED IN YOU. THOUGHT YOU WERE MATURED ENOUGH TO RELAY UR POINTS WITHOUT INSULTS. DON'T QUOTE ME AGAIN. BYE

As I've quoted u again come and use police to catch me na!! Otondo!! u're disappointed in me? who d hell r u to me? ion even know ur azz bro! The title of your thread alone is Gross Immaturity....I had to Spit venom cos pple like you don't learn!! think twice b4 u open silly threads on NL!! Bye and God Bless!!

engrsyer:
Pls SOII officers what's the latest? I didn't get the invite text. what could be the issue or is it in batches? Na wia o!

u're not alone oh!! I've seen only 3 pple that applied for SOII who got test login details!!

Chocho4real:
I don't believe those persons yelling they received a text for security officer II, remembered what they applied for! Have gone through this thread with just only two persons or so got invite. Pls if u applied for SO II and you got invite, tell the house, cause am just confused with this category.

don't mind them jare, I also applied for SO II and I've not received any e-mail or text!! Even on FAAN's test timetable there's nothing for SO II!!