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RomanceRe: 12 Meme From Nairaland 2017 Get Together Party (the Meat) by shumuel(op): 11:31am On Jan 11, 2018
echobazz:
They are not alone,at least they are with their phones
If you say so, but can he dance with his phone ? grin
RomanceRe: 12 Meme From Nairaland 2017 Get Together Party (the Meat) by shumuel(op): 11:31am On Jan 11, 2018
echobazz:
They are not alone,at least they are with their phones
If you say so, but can he dance with his phone ? grin
RomanceRe: 12 Meme From Nairaland 2017 Get Together Party (the Meat) by shumuel(op): 11:31am On Jan 11, 2018
echobazz:
They are not alone,at least they are with their phones
If you say so, but can he dance with his phone ? grin
RomanceRe: 12 Meme From Nairaland 2017 Get Together Party (the Meat) by shumuel(op): 11:29am On Jan 11, 2018
Opoki:
I bet this uncle is not married, I will rather be playing with my wife tities than to be in this gathering, at this age o. sad sad sad sad
Lol grin
CrimeRe: Man Sentenced To Jail For Biting Off Wife’s Nose In Lagos by shumuel(m): 11:27am On Jan 11, 2018
johnmj200:
shu'muel
Yes man grin
RomanceRe: 12 Meme From Nairaland 2017 Get Together Party (the Meat) by shumuel(op): 8:02pm On Jan 10, 2018
lefulefu:
who be d guy? U know his nl moniker?
Sadly, i do not know
RomanceRe: 12 Meme From Nairaland 2017 Get Together Party (the Meat) by shumuel(op): 2:59pm On Jan 10, 2018
Amarabae:
who is this guy and what's his moniker name.
Ajekpako guy grin cheesy
Oya, Vizkiz come and answer her
RomanceRe: 12 Meme From Nairaland 2017 Get Together Party (the Meat) by shumuel(op): 2:17pm On Jan 10, 2018
ABIOLAXYZ:
he's rugged
one man mopol grin
RomanceRe: 12 Meme From Nairaland 2017 Get Together Party (the Meat) by shumuel(op): 2:14pm On Jan 10, 2018
lefulefu:
haba! Na fight? Look how he's attacking the meat
I tell you, i would not want to be the meat grin
RomanceRe: 12 Meme From Nairaland 2017 Get Together Party (the Meat) by shumuel(op): 1:34pm On Jan 10, 2018
Shout out to the Photographer grin
Extra: When you came alone, No meat, No Friend, No babe sad

RomanceRe: 12 Meme From Nairaland 2017 Get Together Party (the Meat) by shumuel(op): 1:21pm On Jan 10, 2018
12. When they say '' Lalasticlala , meat have finish''

RomanceRe: 12 Meme From Nairaland 2017 Get Together Party (the Meat) by shumuel(op): 1:17pm On Jan 10, 2018
11. How you cut the meat when your mum screams '' mynd44 , give your broda for that meat chop o''

RomanceRe: 12 Meme From Nairaland 2017 Get Together Party (the Meat) by shumuel(op): 1:15pm On Jan 10, 2018
9. That look, when you were about to eat the meat, then suddenly you were told it was not meant for you.

RomanceRe: 12 Meme From Nairaland 2017 Get Together Party (the Meat) by shumuel(op): 1:08pm On Jan 10, 2018
8. When they are waiting for who to buy them meat.

RomanceRe: 12 Meme From Nairaland 2017 Get Together Party (the Meat) by shumuel(op): 1:05pm On Jan 10, 2018
10. When you do not want to share your meat with anyone.

RomanceRe: 12 Meme From Nairaland 2017 Get Together Party (the Meat) by shumuel(op): 1:01pm On Jan 10, 2018
7. Daakun! If you give me 1 meat, if you give me 1 kpomo, i go manage am.

RomanceRe: 12 Meme From Nairaland 2017 Get Together Party (the Meat) by shumuel(op): 12:56pm On Jan 10, 2018
5. How you quickly turn to swallow the hot meat when you see that your longer throat friend coming.

RomanceRe: 12 Meme From Nairaland 2017 Get Together Party (the Meat) by shumuel(op): 12:52pm On Jan 10, 2018
6. How you react when the host of the party knows only you by name,, ''Yes Lord, my case is different''

RomanceRe: 12 Meme From Nairaland 2017 Get Together Party (the Meat) by shumuel(op): 12:45pm On Jan 10, 2018
4. When they did not serve only you any meat at the party.

RomanceRe: 12 Meme From Nairaland 2017 Get Together Party (the Meat) by shumuel(op): 12:36pm On Jan 10, 2018
3. When he is interested in another special type of meat .

RomanceRe: 12 Meme From Nairaland 2017 Get Together Party (the Meat) by shumuel(op): 12:31pm On Jan 10, 2018
2. How you look when a tray filled with Assorted meat is on the way to your table.

RomanceRe: 12 Meme From Nairaland 2017 Get Together Party (the Meat) by shumuel(op): 12:28pm On Jan 10, 2018
1. How you eat the meat when you spent all your salary to buy it.

Romance12 Meme From Nairaland 2017 Get Together Party (the Meat) by shumuel(op):
12 Meme From Nairaland 2017 Get Together Party (The Meat)

The 2017 Nairaland get together party has been a success, with the pictures of the event hitting front page for us to see, but i couldn't but see the meme i could create with some of the pictures.

NOTE :
Please this is not in any way a hit nor an attack on anyone, but was just compiled for the fun of it.

Below are the ones i find funny and what i think about them.

Enjoy grin
FoodRe: Top 5 Ways To Make Indomie Noodles by shumuel(m): 6:52pm On Jan 09, 2018
eneubane1:
Lol... you're very funny. Anyway I agree with you, noodles can be made with anything, be it chicken, beef, fish, seafood or any other addition of your choice. Like me, I enjoy adding can sardines to my noodles.
Lol grin wink @bolded, now you are talking, it would even taste better with the oil added to it
BusinessRe: How To Start Plantain Chips Production by shumuel(m): 9:23am On Jan 05, 2018
matrixme:
How can it be integrated as a snack for beer palour drinks? What other complimentary items would go with it?
Try frying the ripe one, cut them in small round shapes but do not over fry, just fry it the normal way and add a lot of fresh pepper and ginger to it, just like you would do fried meat,, Ikire in Osun state is popular for it's ''Dodo ikire'' which sometimes taste like soft meat, they made use of over ripe plantain though.

Fresh fish would go with it.
AutosRe: Amazing Images Of Abandoned Car Dealership And Cars Around The World by shumuel(m): 6:34pm On Jan 02, 2018
Explorers:
It seems amazing that anyone would abandon their cars, or dealership with good sales stock still on the floor.


Surely you wouldn't close the doors to your shop until every last vehicle had rolled out of the door.

Well, it would seem that this isn't always the case for various reasons, some car dealerships close down with brand new cars still sitting in the showrooms and some of those, now classic cars, are still there to this day.


Cars have also been abandoned for various reasons around the world


http://www.hypertomb.com/abandoned-dealerships/
Vintages grin

Happy New Year bro
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor E.A Adeboye's Prophecies For 2018 by shumuel(m): 4:37pm On Jan 01, 2018
ehemwhy:
Baba Adeboye's 1998 prophecy will never leave my memory ...he said it that night ...THIS YEAR ,EVERY TROUBLER OF NIGERIA WILL DIE !.....I did not pay much heed to it, said amen as usual ....fast forward to June of same year ..Abacha had died that morning ....my mind raced back to Baba's prophecy .
True, very true but OBJ, IBB, Buhari, Atiku e.t.c are all still alive till today doing far worse than any Abacha could have done, and the Economy then is far better than that of now, our Parents had jobs and lived fine but reverse is the case today for us today, i guess it does not count, Abacha's time was just up,, in the Bible God did not send anonymous prophecies, if it was Abacha, he would had told Daddy G.O to say it so.

Please let us face our lives and forget all these so called prophecies, only God and Jesus christ sould be our priority not men like us.
SportsEPL Top 20 Goal Scorers Of 2017 by shumuel(op): 10:59pm On Dec 31, 2017
* Position * Player * Club * Goals

With the year coming to an end, below is the list of European Premier League Top scorers in the year 2017

1. Harry Kane Tottenham (18) .

2. Mohamed Salah Liverpool (17) .

3. Raheem Sterling Manchester City (13) .

4. Sergio Aguero Manchester City (12) .

5. Romelu Lukaku Manchester
United (10) .

6. Wayne Rooney Everton (10) .

7. Alvaro Morata Chelsea (10) .

8. Roberto Firmino Liverpool (9)

9. Jamie Vardy Leicester City (9)

10. Alexandre Lacazette Arsenal ( 8 )

11. Gabriel Jesus Manchester City ( 8 )

12. Philippe Coutinho Liverpool (7)

13. Alexis Sanchez Arsenal (7)

14. Anthony Martial Manchester
United (6)

15. Jesse Lingard Manchester
United (6)

16. Shinji Okazaki Leicester City (6)

17. Riyad Mahrez Leicester City (6)

18. Leroy Sane Manchester City (6)

19. Kevin De Bruyne Manchester City (6)

20. Abdoulaye Doucoure Watford (6)



Bonus


Top 10 EPL Goal scorers

* Player * Goals * Assists * Mins per goal * Mins played * Total shots * % on target

1. Kane Tottenham 18 1 93 1666 82 54

2. Salah Liverpool 17 5 94 1596 65 63

3. Sterling Man City 13 4 109 1421 37 51

4. Aguero Man City 12 4 104 1248 50 50

5. Morata Chelsea 10 4 134 1342 44 57

6. Lukaku Man Utd 10 4 181 1814 50 56

7. Rooney Everton 10 2 124 1241 49 58

8. Firmino Liverpool 9 4 166 1498 34 59

9. Vardy Leicester 9 1 203 1824 26 62

10. Lacazette Arsenal 8 3 170 1356 32 69


Cc: Lalasticlala

FoodRe: Top 5 Ways To Make Indomie Noodles by shumuel(m): 12:28pm On Dec 29, 2017
eneubane1 very nice one but ''Follow-Come'' seasoning, is it spare parts ? Lol grin

and why must you eat Instant noodles with egg, can't you just try it with stock fish, cray fish/prawns, Fish e.t.c it tastes better i swear especially if you are making Noodles soup or Pepper Noodles wink Delicious grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: 10 Things You Must Really Do Before Going Into 2018 - Fattkay by shumuel(m): 9:58am On Dec 29, 2017
Good One
RomanceRe: Any Guy Who Didn’t Spend Up To N15k On You This Year, Cut Him Off In 2018 - Joro by shumuel(m): 6:36pm On Dec 27, 2017
Jodha:
The 15k ...is just a scale of worth...
Queen Jodha, Why is the 15K so important to you or why stress yourself over the matter, i mean, just ordinary female friends gets more than this from me every month for T-fee or recharge cards, talk more a girlfriend, or was the guy refaring to secondary school kids because N15K a year means spending a total of N1,250 only, each month sad
FoodRe: What Is Moi Moi In English? See Funny Replies From Nigeria Entertainners by shumuel(m): 6:20pm On Dec 27, 2017
viviangist:
baked beans
Haha! Baked Beans ?shocked No it is sweet corn grin grin grin tongue

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