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Nice work op. Well done

My kinda girl..
Nice one sapphire

WHIZKIDEFE:
Nah, not dis kind of combo na, dat combo was just for quick chop cos of d hunger level then. (shey you get?)

Wee teach you how to cook correct Banga soup, Owho soup, Egusi soup etc.

Lol...okayy

WHIZKIDEFE:
The water from the steamed meat, not the raw one o.

Sometimes it is been added to soup to give it a kind of flavour.

Comman enrol in my catering class, don't be scare of the fee.
I'll give you discounts, as my special sum1.

If this kinda combos is what's obtainable in your catering class then...no, thank you... I'd pass.

tu9ic3:
Na wicked combination I dey call am lol

Wicked indeed

Garri and meat water??
Really??
That's one very weird combo

Awwww...
Finally!
I love happy endings

Well done op

Uniquejames:
first of all, thanks for the timely update.

that experience na wetin no man go like use him eye see and na wetin all girls go like try.

you dn fall Karen hand sha but make we see as event turn out

Not all girls

mofy1:
I nor read again

Same here
Ain't reading again.
It's just not fair

SapphirePRINCEX:
Pray not to...

Cuz those kinda pipo can sweep you off your feet at the beginning

Amen...
But I still believe it's something one can, with conscious effort, make not happen...

parismoore:
are u so sure of that?

Yeaa...very sure

SapphirePRINCEX:
When you are deep in love, you can be stewpid and more.

I guess so...

God knows I can never love one to such extent.

Cadec007:
i think obsessed would do!!!

True

Mehnn....
Does love really make people this stewpid
That gurl sapphire is sooo.....(don't even know the word to classify her with).

Yay!! Thank God....
Was really scared for Chris...
Well done Oyinprince

WHIZKIDEFE:
This update is dedicated to shurley22(latest lady on the block)

Continuation
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"Please, borrow me your matches," she said and I went to give her my lighter.
Whenjoy she left, I just wondered why she came to collect my lighter, I was like 'which day dat one start? Cos she lived at the extreme flat while I was in the 1st block.

My lodge was a 16 rooms bedsitter. It was built like a face-me i face-you with 8 rooms in a block directly opposite another 8 rooms in the next block.
I just smiled cos I realized someone was trying to famz me.
One mind told me we she got packet of matches in her kitchen,that she just came to lend mine cos you wanted to talk to me (see format,Dat kine tin!)

I remembered those days when a friend of mine was crushing on a girl then, the girl lives in our neighborhood,in a fenced compound.
So, anytime my friend wants to see her, he will pour away water from their drinking bucket and go to the girl's compound to fetch water cos he knows when he gets there, the girl is the one that usually opens the gate and open the tap key for him to fetch.
The funniest part is that, my friend have water in their tank o but just because he wants to see his crush for some minutes, he will give give himself stress of carrying water from that distance.
That is what he would complain heaven and earth for if he was sent to do so by someone else o.
(Things people do for love/crush ehn)

The tin wey dey pain me be say, if the babe Com open gate for am, he nor go talk anything o, na so he just just dey sun I'm teeth like goat we dem roast. Choi!
(Love na one kine mumu tin o)
That was then Sha, e yaff tey-ed.
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When the mix finished playing, I decided to see a movie, I inserted the seasonal movie "Empire" to while away time.
As I was watching the movie, my brother came inside, he bought food and we ate as we watched before we heard a loud bang on the lodge gate cos the caretaker normally locks it from 10:30pm.
Our room was the 1St room in the 1st block of the lodge close to the gate. One thing I don't like about staying close to the gate was the noise associated with it, you have to bear all forms of noise from the gate, noise from people who can't raise their legs from the ground ( very annoying) etc, but you gats bear.

And when the banging persisted,
"Na who be dat we dey disturb the lodge so? Caretaker asked as he came out of his room.
" keto, na me Julius abeg open for us" Julius replied.
" make on a dey go back to where on a dey com from" Caretaker replied him.
"Na chairman place I Com from dis evening, he just dey warn me say I nor fit dey take care of my lodge, say dem dey observe boys we dey smoke igbo(weed) and gamble for dis lodge and I nor dey do anything about am.
See! From today go ehn, I nor Wan see the legs of those on a friends for dis lodge again o.
Ona just dey Com skul, Ona Don dey misbehave. Those boys wey ona dey carry Com the lodge so, dem nor get lodge?
Ona nor fit go their lodge go smoke? As Ona nor get sense so, abi Ona think say na to dey wear big shoes and clothes dey Waka nai be the Mata? He asked them.
"Keto which kine yanning be all these one na, wet in dry bring did kine talk dey come now? Biggy asked from outside.
"You dey mad? Na me you dey ask Dat question so? Make thunder fire you there" Keto fired back his reply.

"Keto if you nor open the gate now ehn, you go see wet in you dey find display nite o" Julius replied withat a shout.
"You dey mad! Small boy like you dey threaten me? Dem nor born you well.
You know me? I be confirm Lagos boy o, ajegunle boy like me Naim small rat like you dey open Dat your smelling mouth dey threaten Abi? Idiiioottt!

Ona know say girls dey the lodge Ona go dey carry anyhow boys dey Com misbehave for here.
Ona know who dose Ona friends be?
As dem dey follow Ona dey enta the lodge so, dem dey observe everywhere, we you dey dem so, dem dey thief Waka, den by the time we dem Don dey thief Ona smal-smal, Na Ona go 1st say caretaker nor dey do Im work.
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To be continued

Thanks for the dedication

WHIZKIDEFE:
You almost got me singing "Speechless" by Michael Jackson.

What a way to begin a new month, life is good when you got the likes o shurley22 in it.

Drama queen, welcome to my E-Community, meet Ikdbabie for your free coke n pop-corn.
*thumbs up.

Go and update your diary, mention me when you do. *smiles

Lol....thank you

WHIZKIDEFE:
A Blissful New Month Wish from Me2u all(Readers).

To that anonymous person who had bombarded me with likes, please identify yourself o, you derserve a gold-plated customised update dedicated to you.
I feel gingered and motivated, thanks to you.

Ikdbabie (1st lady), it feels good to have you around you know,

Good to know you felt motivated...
The read was worth the while... nice story you've got going on...

InkPaperVodka:
It seems I've confused everyone in the house.
I'll set a few things straight.
Any questions you have, I'll answer it. Let me take care of a few differences you must have missed.

1: Kiki came home rightr after Wale proposed to Arin. She's the one who married Wale not Arin. You'll remember semi complaining about her weight gain. You probably thought it was from the pregnancy. Kiki has more curves than Wale.

2: Arin never leaves the house without make up, she always has expensive wigs on. She likes jewelry, flowers Kiki on the other hand doesn't care about those things that's why she always went natural.

3. Lazy Arin suddenly wakes up early!!!! It was kiki who was on the athletic team in school and not the lazy girl.

4: Arin who loves cooking suddenly hates cooking and buys food from eateries and asked for a cook. Kiki is the tomboy who had no business in the kitchen that's why she did those things.

5: she suddenly stopped having sex with wale, stopped letting him kiss her or touch her, kiki has never been in a relationship, she's always been a tomboy so she was uncomfortable with all that.

6: The blood on the sheets, well there's usually blood when a girl loses her virginity so Arin didn't lose her baby.

Any other thing??

Nice story OP.
But please tell me, why didn't Wale realise Kiki was a virgin after that night considering Arin wasn't

Nice story you've got here