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PoliticsRe: Ugwuanyi’s Investment In Education Led To Good WAEC Performance - Commissioner by Shuzzi(m):
PureFace1:
Go and check the chart again

Ogun and Oyo are also among the states with the Highest numbers of students that sat for Waec and the highest numbers of students that passed with 5 credits including English and maths.
In Ogun:
Sat for the exam: 43851
Scored 5 credits and above including English: 24891 (57%)
Scored 5 credits and above including Maths: 27259 (62%)
Average Number: 26075
Average Percentage (performance): 59.5%

In Ebonyi:
Sat for the exam: 14880
Scored 5 credits and above including English: 13788 (93%)
Scored 5 credits and above including Maths: 14067 (95%)
Average Number: 13928
Average Percentage (performance): 94%

Its easy to have higher numbers because you have a higher population.
Like I said no one cares about the numbers but the performance.

Its not about having 100m students the question is how many in the 100m were able to score above credit (i.e their performance)

PoliticsRe: Ugwuanyi’s Investment In Education Led To Good WAEC Performance - Commissioner by Shuzzi(m): 11:42am On Aug 23, 2022
PureFace1:
It is not a matter of percentage

South west have the highest numbers of students that sat for Waec and the highest numbers of students that passed with 5 credits including English and maths
Lagos alone has a population of about 23 million (Wikipedia)
So why won't South West have the highest number of students that sat and highest number that passed? huh

Who cares about numbers/population? undecided
The end result isn't it their performance percentage?

PoliticsRe: Ohaneze Ndigbo Lagos Visits Sanwo-Olu (Pictures) by Shuzzi(m): 6:18pm On Aug 22, 2022

PoliticsRe: Video Of Peter Obi At The NBA Conference by Shuzzi(m): 6:11pm On Aug 22, 2022
deukpai:
Was there no Fulani lawyer to cheer Atiku?
Apparently not cry
PoliticsRe: Video Of Peter Obi At The NBA Conference by Shuzzi(m): 6:11pm On Aug 22, 2022
Advocate500:
every aspect of our national life is now nicknamed ipob because of election, sense will return to you guy's after election.
Sarcasm sir...Sarcasm smiley
PoliticsRe: City Boy Did Not Attend An Event In His Own City by Shuzzi(m): 2:24pm On Aug 22, 2022

PoliticsRe: Video Of Peter Obi At The NBA Conference by Shuzzi(m):
This IPOB lawyers sef grin
EducationRe: South-West Has The Highest Number OF WAEC Students For 2021 by Shuzzi(m): 1:46pm On Aug 22, 2022
Who gives a Sh!t about population/Numbers?

Let us see the performance undecided
PoliticsRe: 2023: Kwankwaso Commissions Secretariat In Lafia (Pictures) by Shuzzi(m): 10:38pm On Aug 20, 2022
NwekereNdoki:
Sometimes una talk too much. Una no dey close mouth small?

LAst last everyone knows he will join APC sha. He is just using this one to bargain
Oga Kwankwaso won't step down for anyone.
PoliticsRe: 2023: Kwankwaso Commissions Secretariat In Lafia (Pictures) by Shuzzi(m): 10:06pm On Aug 20, 2022
A Welcome development. smiley

We need him in this election to divide northern votes. cheesy
PoliticsRe: 2023 Presidential Poll Prediction by Shuzzi(m):
Chinonye2022:
SOUTH EAST-
IMO STATE PDP 60%VOTE APC 5%VOTE LP35%
ANAMBRA - PDP 40%VOTE APC 0% LP60%
ABIA-PDP 50%VOTE APC 5% LP 45%
EBONYI - PDP 45%VOTE LP 50%VOTE APC 5%
ENUGU - PDP 60% APC 0% LP 40%
SOUTH SOUTH-
EDO STATE - PDP PDP 40% LP 40%APC 20%
DELTA STATE - PDP 70% LP 20 %APC 10%
BAYELSA STATE-PDP 70%APC 25%LP5%
RIVERS STATE - PDP 60%LP35%APC 5
AKWA IBOM - PDP 70%APC 15%LP15%
CROSS RIVERS - PDP 70%LP 15%APC 15
SOUTH WEST
LAGOS PDP20 %LP20%APC 60%
OGUN-PDP 30%LP 0 APC 70%
OSUN - APC 65%PDP 35%LP 0
OYO - APC 65%PDP 35%LP 0
EKITI - APC 80%PDP 20%LP 0
ONDO - APC 60%PDP 40%LP 0
NORTH CENTRAL
ABUJA-PDP60% APC 35 LP 5
BENUE - PDP 65%APC 25%LP10 %
PLATUE - PDP 65%APC 30 LP 5
KOGI - PDP 60 %APC 40 LP 0
NASARAWA - PDP 50% APC45%LP 5
NIGER - PDP 45%Apc 55 LP0
KWARA PDP 40%APC 60 LP 0
NORTH EAST
ADAMAWA PDP 80%APC 15%LP 5
BAUCHI - PDP 65 %APC 35%LP 0
YOBE PDP 40 %APC 60%LP 0
BORNO PDP 30%APC 70% LP 0
Gombe PDP 60 APC 40 LP 0
TARABA PDP 70 %APC 25%LP 5
NORTH WEST
KANO APC APC 40% NNPP 40 PDP 20
KADUNA APC 50 PDP 45 LP 5
KASTINA APC 70%PDP 30
SOKOTO PDP 60% APC 40% LP 0
KEBBI APC 60 %PDP 40 %LP 0
JIGAWA APC 50% PDP 50 %
ZAMFARA APC 70 %PDP 30%
FROM THE PREDICTION PDP HAS BETTER CHANCE OF WINNING THE PRESIDENTIAL POLL THAN OTHER PARTY'S
Funny undecided

No party can have 0% it's not possible so this your analysis is useless and viod
PoliticsRe: Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu Plates In Holland by Shuzzi(m): 6:19pm On Aug 18, 2022
Laughable grin
CrimeRe: Give Away!!! Subscribe To Our Youtube Channel And Earn N2500 by Shuzzi(m):
CelebritiesRe: Flavour Performs At New York Summerstage Music Festival 2022 (Photos) by Shuzzi(m): 4:31pm On Aug 16, 2022
Cypress042:
shocked

Flavour N'abania

Till today i don't know the type of music genre this guy does, kudos to him though cool
Highlife, Gospel and Ogene
EducationRe: Peter Obi Is Very Daft Dude Not Fit For President Of Nigeria by Shuzzi(m): 2:26pm On Aug 16, 2022
Morning to Night...Peter Obi
Monday to Sunday... Peter Obi
Even on top ur babe... Peter Obi undecided
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Adopt The Name IPOB As They’re Tagged Ipob For Supporting PO by Shuzzi(m): 6:37pm On Aug 14, 2022
Frigga13:
Tell that to your forebears ... the nurses will soon come to lock them in their chains

Foolish bingos born with curses .. no sense .. and can’t make sense

IPOB bingo

Get the fvck off my mention

PoliticsRe: Is Peter Obi Cursed by Shuzzi(m): 4:56pm On Aug 14, 2022
Morning to night.... Peter Obi
Monday to Sunday..... Peter Obi
Even on top your babe.... Peter Obi undecided
PoliticsRe: SHAME: List Of Groups, Organisations & People That Rejected Peter Obi by Shuzzi(m): 4:25pm On Aug 14, 2022
Brainmytool:
It is no longer news that Peter Obi's Candidacy has been rejected by many groups and set of people all over Nigeria. The list will keep going until the election day. Below is a handy list of opposing groups and organizations to Peter Obi's presidential aspiration:

1. Miyetti Allah - group representing the Fulani people. The majority in Nigeria.

2. Niger Delta Militant group - a voice representing the Niger Delta people

3. Cattle Rearers Association of Nigeria - Cows herders and rearers rejected him. This comprises of more than 100,000 people in Nigeria.

4. Many Muslim Groups also reject the obidient movement.

5. Ohanaeze Ndigbo - acclaimed voice of the Igbo people have stylishly rejected thier own son. Shame.

6. Igbo Big politicians e.g.
Dave Umahi
Nnamani
Wike
Amaechi
Okorocha
Soludo
Onu
Imprisoned Ekweremadu
to mention but a few has stylishly or in other ways rejected Obi.

Its a big shame that Peter Obi doesn't have the supposed supporters needed to make him president a reality and many more are going to slide away from him come few months from now. But why is it so? Is it that the MINDS of Nigerians are wired to support ethnic bigotry, tribalism, religious fanatism and so many I can't remember.

A Ghanain News channel today (CITI TV) criticized nigerians pinpointing the uncurbed and ignored level of Kidnappings and terrorism in Nigeria. Do Nigerians know how other countries sees them, even the smallest and underdeveloped ones. Does suffering really makes Nigerians shake uncontrollably and c*m in enjoyment to it, without voicing out or taking a step to lessen the level of suffering they are being subjected to? Or don't they know they are being subjected to suffering by the politicians?

PLEASE NIGERIANS IN THE ABSCENCE OF SENTIMENT, EMOTIONS, TRIBALISM VOTE OUT APC AND PDP.

Note: this is not a paid article, and
I am
over 100%
and
SHAMELESSLY


Obidient.

Lets make Nigeria an admirable place for all of us.
Fulani is now a majority.
Laughable
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Brentford Vs Manchester United (4 - 0) On 13th August 2022 by Shuzzi(m): 5:50pm On Aug 13, 2022
Wetin be dis na cry

PoliticsRe: Femi Kuti: Peter Obi's Supporters Threatened To Burn Down African Shrine by Shuzzi(m): 12:48pm On Aug 13, 2022
Propaganda sad
RomanceRe: She Has Good Character But With Curved Back by Shuzzi(m):
Reader530:
Good day my people. I want to marry a girl. She respects me so much. She is very intelligent and hardworking. She is productive. She has many talents.

In fact, during rainy season, she will leave city for her village and go to farm that is where she spens her annual leave. She cooks well, she can plait hair all styles and she can plait her hair herself of all styles. She is God fearing, always from work, church, domestic chores and other things at home that earns her money.

She is beautiful but has a curved back. My challenge is curved back, how can I overcome this challenge. Matured advice please.
Scoliosis can be surgically corrected.

If you can't live with it then let her be undecided
PoliticsRe: “Woe To You If Your Leader Is Wearing Pampers“ - Bishop Ibiyomie (Video) by Shuzzi(m): 5:09pm On Aug 05, 2022
grin grin

SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Sierra Leone: AFCON Qualifier (2 - 1) On June 9th 2022 by Shuzzi(m): 5:18pm On Jun 09, 2022
Goaaal!!! Iwobi
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Aston Villa ( 3 - 2) On 22nd May 2022 by Shuzzi(m): 5:32pm On May 22, 2022
Goooal

Coutinho
Science/TechnologyResearchers Want To Send Nude Illustrations Of Humans Into Space by Shuzzi(op): 1:44pm On May 08, 2022
Space researchers want to send a coded message to aliens, including illustrations of nude humans.

The proposal, "A Beacon in the Galaxy" (BITG), was presented by 11 researchers from a range of institutions, including NASA Jet Propulsion Laboratory. It was published this week in Arxiv, an open-access repository of scientific papers.

It calls for a binary-coded message "developed for transmission to extraterrestrial intelligences in the Milky Way galaxy," and will include scientific concepts including the human form, according to the proposal.

It will build on previous messages sent to space, principally the Arecibo message, an interstellar radio message sent to globular star cluster M13 in 1974, the researchers said.

NASA has previously sent aspects of humanity to space. The 2021 Lucy Mission included a poem by inaugural National Youth Poet Laureate Amanda Gorman, lyrics and quotes from the Beatles and a fossil belonging to the ancient human ancestor that gave the mission its name. Voyager 1 and 2 took with them golden phonograph records with images and sounds meant to reflect human culture.

The BITG proposal plans to leave out human culture and language entirely, focusing on concepts that may be be more legible to extraterrestrial intelligence (ETI): mathematics and physics.

"Though the concept of mathematics in human terms is potentially unrecognizable to ETI, binary is likely universal across all intelligence," the researchers said. Therefore, the message was coded in the binary language of zeroes and ones used in computing systems.

The message includes a time stamp, location stamp, visual representations of the DNA double-helix structure and a hydrogen atom, visual explanations of algebra and other mathematical operations, an illustration of the solar system, a map of the earth, and, of course, a smiling illustration of two human bodies, one male and one female. The pair are waving at the viewer.

"This information is part of the basic expectation of any message to an ETI as it allows recognition of our appearance -- a detail of a given ETI that would no doubt be of interest to us, and relevant should further exchanges be established, or we someday physically meet," the scientists said.

In other words, aliens might be eager to see what humans look like, just as we would be curious to see if they match the green, bug-eyed extraterrestrials of science fiction fame.

The messages close with an invitation for extraterrestrials to respond using a radio telescope apparatus of their own.

The report proposes using the FAST Observable Field, the largest radio telescope in the world, located in Pingtang, Guizhoou, China, to send the message.

"The message is simple but meaningful," the researchers said, with the ultimate goal to "start a dialogue with ETI -- no matter how far in the future that might occur."

The project was created with support from the Jet Propulsion Laboratory at the California Institute of Technology, under contract with NASA, and the NASA ROSES Exoplanet Research Program.

https://edition.cnn.com/2022/05/07/world/space-message-nude-illustrations-scn-trnd/index.html

Lalasticlala

RomanceRe: Who's This Guy? I See Him Everywhere On The Internet [PICTURE] by Shuzzi(m): 7:32pm On May 04, 2022
grin grin Same here too....dude keeps popping up on almost every ad
RomanceRe: What Is The Best Song To Play During Sex? by Shuzzi(m): 4:42pm On Apr 23, 2022
Ekwueme undecided
CelebritiesRe: Kim Kardashian Shares Loved-up Photos With Pete Davidson by Shuzzi(m): 10:43am On Apr 12, 2022
Dis guy na real og sha

From Ariana grande to Kim k....nice one smiley
CelebritiesRe: Yemi Alade Reveals Why Angelique Kidjo Won At The 64th Grammys by Shuzzi(m): 10:57am On Apr 05, 2022
emmy512:
Loved her Celia album, kukalaaa
That's Tiwa Savage album undecided
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid First Post After Grammy Lose Causes Stir Online(picture And Video) by Shuzzi(m): 10:52am On Apr 05, 2022
dawnomike:
[s]Each bullet hole represents each Grammy nominations that he has lost...[/s] The world may not acknowledge you enough just yet, but keep doing well for yourself.
Going by your logic it should have been two holes grin
Foreign AffairsPutin Warns EU Nations Need Ruble Accounts To Get Gas by Shuzzi(op): 6:08pm On Mar 31, 2022
President Vladimir Putin on Thursday warned “unfriendly” countries, including all EU members, that they would be cut off from Russian gas unless they opened an account in rubles to pay for deliveries.

Western countries have piled crippling sanctions on Moscow since it moved troops into Ukraine, including the freezing of its $300 billion of foreign currency reserves.

While the United States banned the import of Russian oil and gas, the European Union — which received around 40 percent of its gas supplies from Russia in 2021 — has retained deliveries from Moscow.

“They must open ruble accounts in Russian banks. It is from these accounts that payments will be made for gas delivered starting tomorrow, April 1,” Putin said during a televised government meeting.

He announced that he signed a decree that outlines the “clear and transparent” process.

“If such payments are not made, we will consider this a breach of obligations on the part of our buyers with all the ensuing consequences,” Putin said.

“Nobody sells us anything for free and we are not going to do charity work. That means existing contracts being stopped” if payments are not made, he added.

According to the decree, all payments will be handled by Russia’s Gazprombank, a subsidiary of state energy giant Gazprom.

Buyers will transfer payments into a Gazprombank account in foreign currency, which the bank will then convert into rubles and transfer into the buyer’s ruble account.

No change to Contracts
Earlier, Putin’s spokesman Dmitry Peskov said that the new payment method would not affect the price of deliveries stipulated in the contracts.

“Those who receive Russian gas… they just acquire rubles for the amount in currency which is stipulated in the gas contract,” Peskov told reporters.

German Chancellor Olaf Scholz said on Thursday Western countries would continue paying for Russian gas in euros or dollars.

“We looked at the contracts for the gas deliveries,” Scholz told reporters in Berlin.

“They say that payments are made in euros, sometimes in dollars… and I made clear in my conversation with the Russian president that that will remain the case,” referring to a telephone call with Putin on Wednesday.

On a visit to Berlin, French Economy Minister Bruno Le Maire said Paris and Berlin were “preparing” for the possibility “there is no longer any Russian gas”.

Western capital imposed harsh economic sanctions since the start of Moscow’s military operation in Ukraine on February 24, accelerating already high inflation and hitting the ruble.

The EU refrained from an energy embargo against Russia. However, the bloc has announced it plans to slash imports of Russian gas by two thirds this year.

While payments for gas in rubles will allow Russia to support its national currency, it will also deprive Moscow of a source of foreign currency.

The Kremlin has also hinted that it may be seeking payments in rubles for other exports too.

Russia has already obliged its exporters, including Gazprom, to convert 80 percent of their revenue into rubles.

According to Russia’s Central Bank, its reserves — including the frozen $300 billion — decreased between February 18 and March 25 from $643.2 to $604.4 billion.

After the introduction of sanctions, Russia expanded the list of what it calls “unfriendly” countries that now includes the United States, Australia, Canada, Britain, New Zealand, Japan, South Korea, all EU member states and several others.

https://www.channelstv.com/2022/03/31/putin-warns-eu-nations-need-ruble-accounts-to-get-gas/

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