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PoliticsRe: Saraki In The Dock At Code Of Conduct Tribunal — LIVE UPDATES by Shwarz: 11:42am On Sep 22, 2015
Chai! This picture is too damn funny. He looks like a secondary school offender being lined up in the assembly. grin grin grin grin
Its obvious he is very ashamed of where he is right now. He should have been prepared for all these now when he was busy scheming to be SP. He should have been expecting this na... grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Saraki Barred From Using Presidential Villa Gate by Shwarz: 11:16am On Sep 22, 2015
Oga keep quiet joor. What has buhari got to do with this now? And what has dictatorship or democracy got to do with the fact that he is clearly guilty as the other senators around him of false declaration. And did you miss the news that said Buhari has distanced himself from the whole situation.

kingdompropty:
Buhari must be very careful. The line between Dictatorship and Democracy is very slim.
PoliticsRe: Photos from Saraki’s trial at Code of Conduct Tribunal by Shwarz: 11:07am On Sep 22, 2015
Share if u believe this case will not yield any meaningful result, jail term for the obviously guilty culprit, and would die a very slow, long death...
Nairaland GeneralRe: Photos: Big Cobra Killed In Our Office Toilet by Shwarz: 9:23am On Sep 22, 2015
Lol, Thats not a black mamba, because its black doesnt mean its a black mamba na grin grin grin. Actually most black mambas are white skinned. Its because of their black tongues they are called black mamba. Very venomous snakes too.


INTROVERT:
any ways how has the python been living without food.






I don't think that's a python, black mamba maybe.







thank God no causality
PoliticsRe: I’m Not In Hiding, Saraki Says by Shwarz: 10:23pm On Sep 20, 2015
He went to "pray"... My guy has gone to fortify... This case will die like smoke...
FamilyRe: Why Do Poor People Have More Children Than The Rich? by Shwarz: 5:42pm On Sep 20, 2015
I beg to differ. Sex is a very individualistic trait which has got nothing to do with if you're rich or poor. So if your agrument is correct, does that now mean there are more sex-addicts among the poor? I believe a more sensible argument would be factors such as illiteracy, contraception, pregnancy control, family planning and all those sorts of things. In fact, i think rich people have more sex because when you have less to think about amongst other things, sex is the only inexhaustible action that is left.

Ayima:
I discovered that poor people prefer to have more children than the rich but i think poor people should have less children base on their low level of income.Well, i asked one of my senior friends and he said poor people have sex more becaues it is the source of their joy while wealth is the source of joy for the rich.How true is this?
WebmastersRe: How To Stop Hackers From Posting Nude Pics And Videos On Your Facebook Wall by Shwarz: 6:01am On Sep 19, 2015
I swear, you said it all... The pervasive version of the victims actually wanted to watch it and the hackers know before posting these things. grin grin grin grin


johnshagb:
The truth is 99.9% of victims actually wanted to watch those explicit videos(codedly). After getting busted you would start shouting my fb has been hacked. Fa hear grin
WebmastersRe: How To Stop Hackers From Posting Nude Pics And Videos On Your Facebook Wall by Shwarz: 5:59am On Sep 19, 2015
willian10:
I think this is true, all those pple dat do use rubbish apps like ur celebrity look alike, your future wife, ur crush etc
Op thanks for the info
RomanceRe: Why Do Guys Go Blank When Asked This One Simple Question? by Shwarz: 8:23pm On Sep 10, 2015
Okay, i think i'm officially in love. I THIS GIRL.... I LOVE HER. cry cry cry
prettytasha:
why should u ask him? that's a very ridiculous question ', do u intend adding to the salary or you are just a scavenger .. abi you be minister of finance that wants to plan his budget ...

6th to comment ...i dedicate this space ..to all lovers of quantum physics , my bestie , mtn nigeria for fast network and to all my friends in webmaster section lol ...#dancing etighi
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Dear Job Seeker, Is Your Computer Literacy Enough? by Shwarz: 7:19am On Aug 26, 2015
Linqsz:
Which computer package will suit someone that read marketing?
Brother, marketing graduates are one the most underrated and unappreciated, why? Because many think they just need to sell something and get paid or get commission, and many of them just dont do the right courses. But a company is useless without a good marketing department. By good, i mean reeeeally good. Now what advice can i give marketing graduates out there, please STEP UP YOUR GAME, go and learn DIGITAL MARKETING, i assure you, you will be almost indispensable if you're finally done and are good at it. With companies looking to add market value and increase their sales, this course is most recommended and is trending now and will continue to.
RomanceRe: Single Ladies, How True Is This? (snapshot) by Shwarz: 9:47pm On Aug 15, 2015
persius555:
Sorry, are u transgender. Why are you coming down hard on both sexes.
FYI, nothing like transgender, God only created male and female. No matter how much some sick psychos try to deceive themselves into thinking they can change their sex, they can never succeed. They will always be men.
Back to the issue, before you judge me, dont you think there's some serious truth in what i said...from a neutral perspective of course...??
RomanceRe: Single Ladies, How True Is This? (snapshot) by Shwarz: 7:09pm On Aug 15, 2015
Tah! The truth is, most guys dont have manner of approach, some are hopeless, some are childish, some dont just cut it facially, some cant speak fluent english, some are just plain razz, some are broke and so are their mentalities, some are not interesting and some just make the fact that its sex they want so obvious they cant seem to realize how obvious and dumb it is, some are not romantic and mesmerizing, some are okay but dont just know how to score... And of-course the remainder of the problems belong to the dumb, dirty, old, broke, razz, and mostly ugly maybe average looking girls, women who for no reason feel too superior that they end up chasing away their life partners and at the end of the day end up with one ugly ass, oily faced, smelly mouth dude grin grin grin grin... I think those are the ones these picture is meant for...
CrimeRe: Nigerian Women Turned To Sex-Slaves In Dubai by Shwarz: 2:52pm On Aug 15, 2015
These girls too, the so called 'victims' aren't that innocent joor angry angry... Theres no way in hell they didnt know they were going into prostitution? These nonsense 'victims' act they are putting up is pure bull... I know two girls who voluntarily went to libya by road who didnt tell their parents or anybody, infact they even paid. They were ready to do "anything" when they got there. When they finally got there and they saw that the place is hell on earth for the "anything" they sought to do, they practically had to 'sleep' their way back to Nigeria. One said they escaped from the country, after so many gruesome sexperiences sorry experiences. Moral of the story is, these so called victims arent innocent by a long shot...
CrimeRe: Nigerian Women Turned To Sex-Slaves In Dubai by Shwarz: 2:42pm On Aug 15, 2015
KinkyAngela:
When are the ibos finally going back to Biafra ?
Lmaooo grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Caught Begging Dej Loaf For Sex by Shwarz: 5:35pm On Aug 14, 2015
Abegi! All those gehs talking trash are just beefing... And who is that mumu saying "because he chilled with CB he can now say anything"? Wtf is d difference btw what she's singing and wizkid? The geh just broke out, also did wizkid, they are abt d same age and they are both stars and infact wiz i think is more popular... How many people sabi Dej loaf for Africa? One guy even think say na name of bread grin grin grin... Truth is that geh should sharrap and not act like she no dey trip for d guy...mcheeew... some girls tho!
LiteratureRe: The Reading Culture Has Gone From Bad To Worse by Shwarz: 8:59am On Aug 10, 2015
The rate at which nowadays youths are on the decline intellectually is heart breaking. They dont read, they dont know history and they are just hot blooded and so impatient. They are a disgrace. Of course the horrendous educational system and the astronomical level of corruption in the country plays a huge role but not totally. Personal issues like Mental laziness, sheer lack of ambition and lack of good role models also holds sway. They all wanna act like wizkid and dress like davido.
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EducationRe: UNILAG Disowns Lecturer Who Raped Admission Seeker - PUNCH by Shwarz: 8:47am On Aug 10, 2015
I am 1000% sure he didnt rape her and it was very very consensual. Not that i support rape but what happened to that girl wasnt rape.
CrimeRe: Ghanaian Lady Allegedly Commits Suicide Because Husband Was Sleeping With Mum by Shwarz: 8:11am On Aug 10, 2015
The mum is a queen of evil. She would die of regret. This is the worst way to die...
CrimeRe: One Stabbed As Nigerian Prostitutes Election Turns Bloody In Lagos by Shwarz: 8:10am On Aug 10, 2015
Abugab:
Is prostitution now legalized in Nigeria?
How come they now have an association, maybe it's an illegal one?
Funny but with serious undertones
Daughters of eve.....
Heard the other day that it would soon be legal to be a prostitute... True story.
Christianity EtcRe: 10 Proven Ways To Overcome Temptation As A Believer by Shwarz: 7:59am On Aug 10, 2015
And many of you Christians hatefully and violently replying the Muslim dude who talked according to what he understands are the reason why this world has come to this(apart from Gods biblical prophecy of course), and you have all failed. Your job isn't to hate but to transform the ignorant and win their souls by teaching and making them understand. How will you win someone's soul if all they see in you are hatred, outright judgement and self righteousness... Jesus said would there still remain any faith by the time of his second coming.... #WisdomIsKey
Christianity EtcRe: 10 Proven Ways To Overcome Temptation As A Believer by Shwarz: 7:46am On Aug 10, 2015
Wont lie, i needed this.Battling some serious temptations presently. Thank you very much op...
Christianity EtcRe: Stephanie Rose: I Would Rather Burn In Hell Than Worship A Monster Called God by Shwarz: 9:52pm On Aug 04, 2015
I just have 3 questions; If God and the devil arent real, then how do ritualists get their money at night? Why do witches fear this "God"? And why did Einstein and Newton, the worlds greatest scientists, attest to the fact that he does exist, even after all their scientific knowledge? #WisdomIsKey
PoliticsRe: Power Supply Is Almost Constant In My Area. Why? What Happened?? by Shwarz: 7:27am On Aug 03, 2015
mployer:
It is normal for power generation to improve during rainy season. The water level in the dam is high resulting in higher power output.



enjoy it while it lasts, the party won't be long grin
Which useless dam is high? Wasnt d dam high when jonathan was there? Abeg lets call a spade a spade and stop with all these sentiments... Truth is, buhari is working and thats just it... Afterall, we are all enjoying it... Please lets talk as citizens and not tribes,parties or pessimists... God bless the future of this great country!!!
RomanceRe: See How This Lady I Travelled for dissappointed me by Shwarz: 11:15am On Aug 01, 2015
Buharifan:
Hello,

There is a lady I got her number through 'truecaller number search' about a year ago. Incidentally, we happened to be from the same state. Based on my conversation with her I can deduced that she is religious and intelligent. She is a University student. She even happened to know one of my sisters in her class.

I made an attempt to see her when I visit home last year. She refused to see me, instead called me to thank God for journey mercy back to my state of residence. From there, I stopped calling her because me I want a serious relationship but she seems not serious. So I called off the r/ship. After about 6 months she sent me greetings on whatsapp which I accepted, and restarted the talking and the chatting.
This week she came to one neighbouring state for a wedding, and I offered to visit her which she accepted. I travelled to the state ysterday to see her. on reaching there, I called her around 5:30pm she gave the venue I can meet her but she said after sunset lets meet. After sunset, I called she said she has left the venue, I asked her to tell me where she is now, she declined. It is story upon story. She refused to pick my calls later. I decided to return to my state that night and got hone around 12:30am.

What surprise me is this is somebody I see as religious but ending up decieving me. It is a lesson.
You may not come to conclusion just yet. You may wanna find out why she ditched you. First question is; Has she ripped you off in anyway? eg demand for money, airtime...etc, if no, its either her spirit doesn't go with yours, if yes, bro, you've just been 419ed. Second question is; do you have a job or are you good looking? If yes, then she just ripped you off, if not, then the reason is obvious. Lastly, did you find out if she has a bf or how sure are you of that? I swear its definitely one of these reasons...
SportsRe: Nwankwo Kanu Celebrates His 39th Birthday Today! by Shwarz: 9:26am On Aug 01, 2015
39? Who are they kidding? Even after football, he still dey use football age...lmao... Anyway, i understand sha. Chai but papilo, e dey obvious say u don clock 46 na...
PoliticsRe: Spot The Difference Between GEJ And PMB Service Chiefs by Shwarz: 12:42pm On Jul 31, 2015
omenka:
cheesy.

Badeh and Minimah na die.

But truth be told- size of one's stomach is never a determinant of one's intelligence.

The best student in our class then in primary 3-6 was the fattest boy in the class. I was coming in far behind him at 5th and 6th. cheesy
But in the military it shows how disciplined and fit you are... Pot belly is never a good sign of someone who is still maintaining the long time military principles...
NYSCRe: How To Overcome Your Post Youth Services Financial Challenges by Shwarz: 11:46am On Jul 31, 2015
Mwada:
source: http://sasuwa..nl/2015/07/how-to-overcome-your-post-youth.html
Your post is appreciated but how does the money making process work? Can you explain?
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Ladies Lie About How They Were Disvirgined To Their Boyfriends? by Shwarz: 10:45am On Jul 31, 2015
Ifebazz:
The reason for that notion is because ladies carry decency like a noticeboard on their foreheads like it's only guys that do the evil things. They feign no knowledge or interest at that in sex. Now check this thread that seems to slight their innocence, the ladies pop out in numbers to defend their womanhood and untouchable pasts, but given another thread that talks straight sex, you won't see any lady popping up to share their thoughts. That's blatant hypocrisy.
Most ladies from these shores carry a wee bit of hypocrisy everywhere they go. Totally agree with you bro! But ofcourse some very few, real, unpretentious ladies still keep it real tho! They tell it as it is with nothing to hide, and their dignity way up... My kinda ladies...
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Ladies Lie About How They Were Disvirgined To Their Boyfriends? by Shwarz: 10:38am On Jul 31, 2015
Lanadelrey:
I guess you stupidly skipped the part of my post where I not once but twice said that most not all but most nigerian men are guilty of this BS. And if you don't believe that through education, exposure and enlightenment one can develop higher thinking then I really don't have words for you. And the part about me being insecure, lol. And your logic is soo flawed I don't even know where to begin with you. It's in human nature to have sex whenever you feel like and find a willing partner to do it with so what's the forgive and forget you're talking about? Forgive someone for having sexhuh It is not in human nature to ask sexual history of partners cos humans are sexual beings, it's like saying it's in a lion's nature to keep count of his prey or it's in human nature to keep count of how many food we've eaten since we first knew what eating was. If something comes naturally, it's against nature to keep count, you just keep doing it. Humans actually have a lot less sex than they were designed to have. Your logic is false and no excessive grammatical usage will make it correct.
My point again is that ppl who live among well-thinking circles don't care about sexual history of partners. What a man/woman does before he/she meets you is in the past and should never be brought up. Environment and mindset has a lot to do with this. People in well-evolved communities to do not ask and do not tell.
How predictable your response is makes me conclude on the kinda character you are already. Inability to express your view without Name calling, abusive language and close mindedness as to other possibilities of a point just show the kinda person you are. Not worth my further attention... Bye!
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Ladies Lie About How They Were Disvirgined To Their Boyfriends? by Shwarz: 10:04am On Jul 31, 2015
Lanadelrey:
So you mean, truck pushers don't get laid? Ok dear, I believe you *rolls eyes*. It's mentality of men around that makes ladies lie and "form holy". I have never had to talk about my sexual history with a man and I don't feel ever the need to and men who ask that are beneath me and would never walk up to me on the street so chances are I'll never get to know any such men.
The bold part emphasizes my point, ladies lie because MOST(not all but MOST) nigerian men are insecure and unpolished even the educated ones and ask questions when they can't handle the truthful answers. It's like kids asking where babies come from, no one ever tells them till they grow up and discover they should never have asked and laugh it off.
My point again is that ppl who live among well-thinking circles don't care about sexual history of partners. What a man/woman does before he/she meets you is in the past and should never be brought up. Environment and mindset has a lot to do with this. People in well-evolved communities to do not ask and do not tell.
No offense but your generalization of men doesn't really portray you as secure and polished either. You are been unrealistic as you say you shouldn't care about the past of your partner, much more a life partner at that. And whats this "well thinking circles" you are talking about. Just so you know, there's nothing like that, there's no group of people who know it all, people who claim so are psychotic cultists. The keyword is human nature. Its human nature to know about the past, present and future of their partner. And its not possible to turn off human nature in a committed romantic relationship that may last forever, because romanticism is a product of human nature. Dont say that its "unpolished and well thinking" to not care about the past of a partner, thats a very wrong notion. Its left to individualism to either to forget or forgive.
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Ladies Lie About How They Were Disvirgined To Their Boyfriends? by Shwarz: 9:43am On Jul 31, 2015
You know, it just occurred to me now that thats what my last two exes told me... The first one said her uncle raped her as a kid, the second one said her brother's friend also raped her as a kid too... Mehn, i think i've been had...

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