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Nairaland GeneralRe: #itsonlyinnigeria Trending On Twitter (screenshots) by Shwarz: 6:19am On Jun 24, 2015
Mftivi:
bros you are boring ooo
I swr... No sense of humour. Its men like this women cheat on... grin grin grin grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: #itsonlyinnigeria Trending On Twitter (screenshots) by Shwarz: 6:13am On Jun 24, 2015
Freemanan:
#itsonlyinNigeria this guy must be given an award for that comment...
#ItsOnlyInNigeria that grown men obsess over taylor swift
RomanceRe: Should She Tell Her Fiance About Her Sex Video by Shwarz: 5:05am On Jun 24, 2015
The thing with blackmailers is, they always come back. Its possible he may just be joking and not even have any video but she shouldnt take it lightly, she should try to get evidence of his threat/blackmail against her and report him to the concerned department in the police. She shld even threaten to report too to the FBI peradventure he decides to post when he leaves the country. SHE MUST TAKE CHARGE!!! Going about sobbing, crying up and down wldnt solve anything, she needs to be very tactical. I guess now shes suffering for her past, unconfessed sins...
Nairaland GeneralRe: #itsonlyinnigeria Trending On Twitter (screenshots) by Shwarz: 5:14pm On Jun 23, 2015
boboLIL:
Its 0nly in Nigeria dah we av a president wit0ut certificate...
#ItsOnlyInNigeria that we have dumb citizens who believe someone who rose to the rank of GENERAL of the country's army doesnt have certificate. #SheerStupidity #Idiocy grin grin grin grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: One Word That Denied Me My First Job Offer In An Interview by Shwarz: 4:48pm On Jun 23, 2015
sholikay:
.. That's the main reason why I detest writing in abbreviation, or in slang!.. You get addicted to it unconsciously, and obviously begin to reproduce it orally..
I know of a guy whenever he finds something amusing, he would chuckle, and pronounce the abbreviation "LOL" as a word.. I was like what is wrong with this one? .. Too much of social media chat abbreviation.. cheesy
Lmaoooo grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Mouth Odour Experience by Shwarz: 1:57pm On Jun 05, 2015
My ex had these things(mouth and body odors), you know till we broke up i couldnt bring myself to actually tell her.. The awkwardness about the whole thing that woulda followed would have been really really awkward.... But really tho, its more a psychological problem than physical, reason being that most of them usually dont know or these "odors" seem okay and normal to the bearers and they dont know its bad. I think tho, telling them is a great deal of favor to them regardless of whatever awkwardness that might follow suit. The sensible ones would be eternally grateful to you.
HealthRe: I Lost My Baby To A System Failure by Shwarz: 1:35pm On Jun 02, 2015
Was it a private hospitalhuh
Music/RadioRe: Wizkid And Yemi Alade Nominated For BET Awards by Shwarz: 11:19am On May 19, 2015
Maybe Wizkid can use this to douse the tension of his BIG LIE... grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: The Church Might Be Leading You To Hell- Etcetera Writes by Shwarz: 1:06pm On May 10, 2015
mentorandfriend:
Let me correct you sir, because it is articles like this that point fingers at the church in order to destroy us, but it profers no solution at the end of the tirade.


You lied. There were evidences of church meetings in the Acts of the Apostles. The 120 disciples were in the Upper room praying. It was not someone's house. Ananias and Saphira dressed up to go to church and lie to the Holy Spirit, and Peter was the minister that day. Ushers carried their dead bodies out. There was a large church in those days that the apostles appointed seven deacons.

About denominations, the persecution of the early church caused people like Stephen to run to Samaria. a new ministry was born there. I believe the persecution was a grand plan by God to scatter the church all over the world, beyond Jerusalem.

Well, John the beloved Apostle used it in III John vs 2. I wish you above all things that though mayest prosper.
Remember that John said that it was the same things they heard from Jesus that they were declaring. I John 1vs 1-4.

When has old testament ceased being a part of the scriptures?
Of course he is. That is why you are not dead already. John 10vs10. I have come that you may have life more abundantly.
Anything unscriptural you find today in a church means that the original still exists. There are still people getting it right. You know that too well. Stop generalising.
Just attend RCCG'S HolyGhost Congress any last friday of your choosing, or attend Shiloh in Canaanland. Thousands are still giving their lives to christ.

That you are not experiencing it in your assembly does not mean it does not happen again. Visit RCCG's redemption camp for HolyGhost congress. What you will see will shock you. We are in the last days and these are the days of massive outpouring of His Spirit. Its happening.

God meets us at the level of our expectation. May be you go to church as a routine. You will never experience that touch of God. I'm about to enter the bathroom and prepare for church, and I'm doing it with expectation of what new thing God will do in my life today. Church is not a routine for me.

Please next time, dont generalise things about the church of God. We are marching forward, and the gates of hell will never prevail against us.
Thank you.
You may quote verses all you want to favour your point but you cant deny the fact that a huge, disturbing amount of truth lies in what he said. You have quoted single verses like every other pastor out there to favour your point thereby blindsiding your self on purpose from the main point and truth. This today is the current problem of the church today. Have you ever asked yourself why there are so many churches in Nigeria today and yet very little kindness,righteousness, and true spirit filled worship. Instead, we have increasing wickedness, ritualism, occultism, corruption, embezzlement, and worldliness and i'm not even talking about in the world, i am talking about INSIDE the CHURCH...huh BE WISE!!!
PoliticsRe: Photo: Victor Ndoma-Egba And Buhari In A Handshake In 1984 And 2015 by Shwarz: 8:46am On May 08, 2015
This man(buhari) exudes class, confidence and charisma very unlike his outgoing counterpart...
BusinessRe: 10 Businesses That Will Suffer Under BUHARI by Shwarz: 11:37am On May 07, 2015
Wuuworld:
Itz not Only the afore mentioned businesses that will suffer under BABA ONE CHANCE,just everything about Nigeria and Nigerians...
Can't u see how he turn himself to complaining people of ISRAEL in the Wilderness ever since he won the so called election,dt gt to show dt he has no single plan for the country,just an empty vessel with empty promises.

Nigerians that put their trust in him will suffer but people like me will not....."If he chooses to be a PHARAOH,he should be ready to see the MOSES in us."

If my God can treat d fvckup of an egyptian Pharaoh,I wonder who is BUHARI.
Retarded mumu... Very daft response from a daft person... Ur suffering has just begun... Mcheeew...
PoliticsRe: Buhari Plans Mass Retirement Of Corrupt Military Leaders by Shwarz: 11:09am On May 04, 2015
satelliteDISH:
Babe, he is no longer a bloody soldier but a bloody CIVILIAN. The eailer he recognize this the better for him and Nigeria.
Why are u people so negative and mediocre like this. You all don't desire transparency and good change, you are just all so bitter and confused. And the sad thing is, the corrupt people that are embezzelling your money at the top don't know or care about you. And I'm very sire if we check your backgrounds now you are in deep poverty and mediocrity. What a shame! Unintelligemt People like you will never make this country grow... But it won't happen... Your wishes will never come to pass.
CelebritiesRe: Davido, 50Cent, G-Unit Crew & Nicki Minaj Party In Las Vegas | PHOTOS by Shwarz: 8:47am On May 04, 2015
ritababe:
For im rott*en mind na, im don hangout with old cargo (50 cent)
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Wake me up when he start hanging out with rihanna, chris brown, beyonce e.t.c
Bad belle, bad belle, is allowed(3ce).
Jokes EtcRe: How To Be A Weird Nigerian In 10 Simple Steps by Shwarz: 6:11pm On Apr 26, 2015
Lmaoo... I love this guy.... I think u weirder than me tho n bliv me, i am weird....lol
FoodRe: Is Eating Out Cheaper Than Cooking At Home? by Shwarz: 8:16am On Sep 08, 2014
By the time salmonella, tuberculosis, hepatitis B,cholera, and yeah Ebola hammer you, nobody go teach you say eating out is a huge unnecesary risk to take on ur dear life. And we never even factor in d spiritual, hazardous(eg hair,ants, cockroaches, sweat,saliva, and many more) ingredients that have been discovered over d years... Now tell me, is it worth it...huh
FoodRe: Is Eating Out Cheaper Than Cooking At Home? by Shwarz: 8:07am On Sep 08, 2014
Khalessi: A sphincter is an anatomical structure, a circular muscle that normally maintains constriction of a natural body passage ...
LMFAO....LWKMD... I tot I was d only one DT saw that disastrous grammatical blunder.... Lmao
CelebritiesRe: Basketmouth Under Fire For Molest Joke On Twitter by Shwarz: 9:29pm On Jan 06, 2014
Rubbish! Some Nigerians are just plain daft, unimaginative, ignorant n hateful. WTF is so baad abt what he said? Even @ that, d next tin d bad belle people would say is for glo to terminate his contract with them n all sorts of arrant nonsense... 9yr old grls r being raped in d house next to urs, husbands beating dia wives, wives killing dia husbands all without any legal implication whatsoever..., n now somebdy cracks a harmless joke n u all open ur dirty stinking mouths...mtcheew... n just for d record, i have no relationship or any sorta relationship with basketmouth, m not even dt much a fan but m just simply being realistic...
CareerRe: Help!!!! Globacom Is Being Messed Up... by Shwarz: 7:20am On Jan 06, 2014
I think you are a very silly slowpoke who probably grew up being stupid... y d big fonts, y d stupid silly questions,n must u open ur hell hole of a mouth n comment... grow up fool n up ur mentality... n i think ur a short person too...
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OK I HAVE READ IT

BUT I HAVE SOME QUESTION FOR THE OP

1. ARE YOU STILL A STAFF OF GLO

2. AND IF YOU ARE A STAFF WHATS YOUR REASON FOR YOUR COMPLAIN (70 - 30)

3. WHAT DO YOU GET TO GAIN FROM ALL YOUR WRITE UP....

4. WHY TRYING TO PATRONIZE HIS CHILDREN

5. WHO ARE THIS OGA ON TOP

6. AND WHY TAKING ALL THE STRESS TO WRITE A (70 -30) PAYMENT MODE

7. TRY CALCULATING 4M PER ANNUM

8. HOW MUCH DO YOU STILL EARN +(70 - 30)

PLEASE I STILL HAVE MORE UPON MORE QUESTION TO ASK BUT PLEASE FINISH ANSWERING THIS ONE

AND I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW WHY NIGERIAN ARE ALWAYS NIGERIAN'S[/size]
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ComputersRe: Are Lenovo Netbooks Reliable & Durable? by Shwarz: 6:12am On Dec 07, 2013
Lenovo is one of the best products, top 5 best products in d world as we speak. Go for it bro, i dont why most pansies, especially guys in Nigeria, stupidly focus on beauty instead of maximum functionality which is what you'll find in lenovo products. Some pipes have this low mentality that if its not HP then its nothing and thats a very stupid and daft mentality. So bro, go for the lenovo, u wont regret it.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Queries Stella Oduah Over N255m Cars by Shwarz: 3:42am On Oct 24, 2013
I think if jonathan is gonna probe this failure of a minister, he should first probe his illiterate, manner-less, thieving wife afterwards, oh what am i even saying, is the aviation minister herself not even his mistress...msheeeew... angry
NYSCRe: List Of NYSC Orientation Camp Addresses In Nigeria. by Shwarz: 8:11pm On Sep 22, 2013
Does anybody know how that ogun state camp is? I heard sagamu is a very dangerous place...
GamingRe: Guys..grand Theft Auto 5 Full Xbox 360 Game Available Here by Shwarz: 6:23pm On Sep 22, 2013
08037173160 or 08038363049, pls i need fifa13 asap for a very cheap price
GamingRe: Need Asap by Shwarz: 6:20pm On Sep 22, 2013
08037173160 or 08038363049, pls i need fifa13 asap for cheap...
EducationRe: Twins Emerge With First Class At Redeemer’s University (photos) by Shwarz: 9:24pm On Sep 18, 2013
Kudos to the pretty girls wif brains and WTF is that guy, that guy is so ugly, he gives taye taiwo a large measure of hope(infact taye taiwo na fine boi compared to this guy). And as for those dull head buffoons saying thrash that its because they were in a private university, i think y'all are just a bunch of mediocre bad belle people. Shattap if u got nothing better to say. pffft
EducationRe: Madonna University Bans Camera Phones by Shwarz: 9:26am On Sep 07, 2013
This one no be university na, this is a gloried primary school...mtcheeew...i blame the idiots that still go ahead and buy admission forms.#stupid
EducationRe: Covenant University Bans 'Make-Up' And 'Heels' by Shwarz: 9:16am On Sep 07, 2013
Hahahahahaha...i thought the students are always so proud and boastful about the school...abeg they should not complain, dem no put gun for your head say make u come buy form na so shattap...covenant ko oracle ni... mtcheeew abeg make i go read better news...
GamingPlease I Need A Fairly Used XBOX 360 Adapter Urgently by Shwarz(op): 11:40am On Aug 26, 2013
Please i need a fairly used xbox 360 adapter urgently for a fairly reasonably cheap price, d one that has not been worked on and in gud perfect condition...u can get me on 08037173160.
EntertainmentRe: “rapper Mode 9 In Tears As Nobody Bought His Latest Album” Rugged Man Replies by Shwarz: 8:34am On Aug 26, 2013
big-t:
Rugged! U know u just cut a brother huhhuh
Anyways, they are both rappers @ 40 grin
Whaaaaaat? They are now 40 years old? huh
Science/TechnologyRe: Satellites Glimpse Ultra-powerful “black Hole” Whirlpools In Atlantic by Shwarz: 8:11am On Aug 26, 2013
Mr knowitall.:
No dude...Africa is already hell...there cant possibility be two hells...nice try
Hahahahaha.....
PhonesRe: Unlock Your Zte , Huawei (new Or Old) Modem Wit Ease. Final Solution by Shwarz: 7:39pm On Aug 22, 2013
Please i would very much appreciate it if you help me unlock my HUAWEI E303s-1 MTN Modem. My MODEM number is;868988012112675. Thanks in advance.
GamingRe: Buy Neat Ps3 Discs And Other Video Games And Consoles by Shwarz: 1:48pm On Aug 22, 2013
Pls how much is ur fairly used fifa13?

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