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Richard6:
Mad people roaming the streets of nairaland since 1882BC

Lwkm

Hmmmm

Hmmmm..in Europe and developed countries, if this happens., police will rescue the man and take him to hospital..once he is ok, he will then be prosecuted.

But not In naija

What a country?

edozie04:
op no mind them jaree, I feel ur vibe

You are mouthed

I saw the thing, I just decided to share.

mazizitonene:
Praise da lord halle!..... I don get alabi cure ....make I use am recover my loss 1st b4 I share am

See this guy Alabi na disease?

kelvic1:

Nwanne, lwkm Choi pfp revelations

I'm seeing things

Hmm, I don't know what to say.. laff away ur sorrow at least u don't own all the problems in the world..

1st Semester Exams For All Departments
Course: Love Mathematics.
Course code: LMS111
All questions carry equal marks.
Time allowed: 2hrs, 30 minutes.

1. If a girl is in love for 10 years and at the end, the guy breaks up with her, WHAT is the formula for calculating such love and time wasted?

2. As a guy, you dated more than 7 chicks at a time. Using the Almighty Formula, CALCULATE the expenses and loss in handling all of them?

3. In not more than 10 pages, STATE the
difference between Orobo (fat) girls and Lekpa (skinny) girls.

4. With the aid of a labelled diagram, DRAW and EXPLAIN the term "Ukwu".

(Question 5- For girls only)

5. Using Laws of indices, CALCULATE the
disappearance of your boyfriend whenever you demand for an iPhone 6.


(Question 6- For boys only.)

6. You send an airtime worth #1500 to your
girlfriend and she sends you a 'Please call me I Love You' text. CALCULATE the profit and Loss of the airtime being sent and use the proportional ratio to attain the equation.

7. You broke up with your girl because of
Christmas gifts, etc. Using quadratic equation, CALCULATE how long it'll take you to get her back.

8. As a guy, you are dating other people's sister, but you don't want any other guy to date your sister. CALCULATE the percentage of your wicked behaviour. (Take pie =3.14)

9. When you check a Facebook profile, 99% of guys are single as their marital status states, and 100% of the girls are dating, engaged, in a relationship or married. BRIEFLY explain who they are all dating in not less than two sentences.

N/B- Attempt all question to avoid carry-over!
GOODLUCK!

Ok

It is without doubt, this men have done well in sports.. so let's not politicise everything.

Nice

Nice development

Ok noted

I will comment when it gets to FP


Modified ****

Now it's on FP

Gej is a good man, but somehow weak #my opinion

We need change, but not buhari , Buhari is a risky/ dangerous alternative #my opinion


What we need are youths, technocrats, articulate, vibrant and educated people who know what they are doing in the highest positions of government in the country.


At least they said youths are the leaders of 2mao so I wonder why some youths are killing each other for this politicians who don't give a bleep about u.

That's the change I wish for, not this pot calling kettle black competition.

Wow..
The suit make sense oo

1 acre

Even though gays aren't generally accepted, killing them in such a brutal way is more evil than being gay.

#bleep ISIS

Right shoulder and fingers, legs

Hmm

Thanks @op

Been using vlc for several years, yet..i haven't tried this

Na wa oo


Naija politicians devising all means for election since 1822

*** takes seat**

Barman, 3 bottles of Orijin pls.

Ok

Eleyi Gidi Gan

I'm short of words

Hmmm