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Parisleo:
Hahaha...bro be careful sir...u don't know me.. u are just a common applicant that has not even been called for exmas..be careful with your words ok....u don't know who is who..and remember that I have corrected my self

i initially didn’t want to say anything but that you’re comment ehn! Anybody in the military would never say what you said... the brotherhood is very strong irrespective of where you are from.. I like that you corrected yourself but please refrain from using statements like that if you want to do this job..

Mugiwaraluffy:
She go buy us peace that day be that.
Mhen, I really can't wait walahi
Oh God in heaven, you know my heart and gow much I love this job, please make it easy for us here, grant us our heart desires and make it khair for us.
Coz mhen, I don't know what else if not army, just army o not even navy or airforce. Army kowai

lol she has already told me that she’ll just come and buy peace for me for hours so that I can go and sleep lol... Na me and my guys go enjoy this peace..

Ramirezsarki:
Care to enlighten me, please

Actually the instructions say we are to take the signed forms to exams for inspection..

Richieurch:

Lol siko I dey wait for our piping you know natural your wife is a rank ahead of you in the military not to talk of her been in military with you also ur superior at that you go buy job sha

lol she go come visit us when we dey training

Richieurch:
Cadet just finished their career week yesterday, academy no go easy for course 47 oh but we scale through

which lady Una Dey talk... I wan see am oo abeg maybe Na my babe

Judah95:
Wait o! So Babe dey SSC Course 46 and some Nairaland Commandos here don dey show fear for course 47?

Morale Don high now be dat o.

Meanwhile,I just finished watching a 2020 American war movie titled: THE OUTPOST. So many lessons to learn. I recommend for you all.

If you think for 1 second that it’s the same job the makes and females serve, I beg you let that thought disappear... when you get there, you’ll know.

Kalapizim:
Those SSC ladies wicked o, I have seen some of them with their one star giving their papa mate problems.

Theyd be the most wicked ooo... and my baby and future wife is among them lol

oscarfrosh:
Sikowitz please post the cadet confidence jump video on this platform

ill find a way... I just recently found out that it’s not only Nigerian army that does the confidence jump... Indian army officers do it too and most of the trainings and punishments are the same with ours... that’s explainable Cos the Indians were once instructors in nda..oh and their own academy’s acronym is NDA too lol

Richieurch:
Siko state get highest number of female cadets from last screening, the only girl that came in my state was considered even when odds were against her she still scaled as the only female from my state

8 girls from my state alone made the list... they did special review for them again and selected 8 out of 9...

LegendPV:
My people, I've got questions OH

Is it possible for candidate that haven't started NYSC scale through SSC @all? because e get one of my state guy way want use strong head apply like that, dude was batched for 2020 batch A stream 2 ,so him never even start service @all ....though I've discouraged him about it to avoid lynching by soldiers for screening ground and wastage of transport money, �

1.So plz base on experience does anyone know anyone who made it without NYSC cert in previous courses either through connect or no connect?

2. For those of una way Don try Navy and Air Force exam before screening in the past base on say we na Army Carry over we be

Is there any chance that they'll screen our whole documents during exam plus those things they asked us to sign referee and attestation and court affidavit or it's just the photocard abi na photo slip self.

Although I know they'll state everything required when shortlist comes out... But if you've got idea pls share
My mind de tell me make I never sign anything, but it's sounding like my village witches base on previous soft work

lol let him apply... he should just gather money to go and see how nda is for like 2 days... he’d come back home..

Be like one of my village men wey dem review 5/6 times for bp...at every point of review, it was going higher... it went as far as 180... as we reach outside, e normal

Bifrost:
Assumption: So we've been shortlisted for the test to be taken at our choice state.

Are we to come along with the signed 5 page document which we printed upon our application submission?

How many candidates may be likely shortlisted per state? I'm not talking about specific just a guestimate based off experience.

*****
A quick one: Anyone with the faintest idea on the criteria for shortlisting?

1.. when the shortlist is posted, wait and read the instructions the army will give... this is the first time they are writing an exam first so nobody knows.. we can only assume
2.. still nobody knows as the office of the military secetary is in charge.. but it’d most likely be 60 for ssc and 35/40 for dssc for screening... not exam..
3.. there are many factors that can get you shortlisted, good documents, good age, passing the exams well, Nepotism, connections, MERIT, etc

SirPilgrim:
Pls I've been unable to register.
It keeps saying my email has already been registered and I didn't get any confirmation email.
Somebody pls help

2 options.. chat them up in Facebook, complain and they’d fix it for u
Or use another email address

heryoub22:
anything January na plus 1 ooo. So he will be 28 according to Army

Are you sure? Are you very sure?

hammariise:
Thank you guy, but I'm afraid not to be shortlisted. Are you certain that there's no problem or you just think its not an issue?

The instruction says you must be 27 by January... if you are still going to be 27 in January apply SSC

eitsei:
i no know why , i dey press the link e no go..can you just add me to the group? pls

Ma guy, there is no group for anything... any group you join us at your own peril oooo.. whatever information that’s needed to be passed is usually passed here...

The idea is to just prepare your mind for anything that will come...serving in the military is still and would always be a thing of joy.. for this of us that will make it, let God lead you ... we will go, we will do our part and we will retire in peace...

odimbannamdi:
Please share link.

Thanks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1qwxBRuu4w&t=388s

I just saw an old video on YouTube of how a soldier was charged for mutiny to be killed because he asked a simple question...

They go for operation and their commander told them that they would get air cover.. they didn’t get it and 36 soldiers died.. the same commander cane back the second day and told them that they should go and recover the bodies of their fallen.. then this soldier raised up his hand to ask “you said we’d get air cover yesterday, we didn’t get... now you want us to go back again without that same cover” naso MP pick baba court martial and death was ruled for him.

If not for Femi falana’s appeal to the appeal court..


If you are going.. prepare your mind oooooooo... Cos there’s every possibility that’d you’d be in a situation like this atleast once in your career..

ugo4u:
e fit be them way come Bleep guys arrangements/calculations to beat the previous methods use to shortlist candidates because the way army settle down counter all moves this year really shock some veterans for this thread way done all ready Marshall out the ultimate escape strategy.

lmaoooo Oga Shamack, why you do our veterans like this... you for tell army make dem leave the old method nAh!!!

ugo4u:
e sure me say there is more to shamak access than creating profiles the guy they get the info from someone working in either Cyberwarfare command (guys incharge of the process) or he is working their. This one pass Cyber cafe or email parols.

this is very true... the guy doesn’t want to show himself here... and na since he don dey talk say “they are watching what you post here” he dey that Cyberwarfare command true true.
Remember he was the one that told us that form form would be out the week it came out

sbashir10:
Created profiles wey never rehistered, that's how the numbers are gotten, like me too, I actually registered two emails as I was getting problem, registering the first, so the second one I am using it to check the numbers of people registered already for SSC and DSSC.

thanks man! I think say people dey army HQ for here... I bin wan dey tell my people say make dem go army hq too ooo

sbashir10:
I remember making for my brother's Coursemate that year, I just dey look for condemn slippers that year, those guys I made it for are now majors now oh. 58rc guys. Kwache, Ranga( so3) in NDA and my bro.

na to buy brand new slippers cut like 5 clean ones commot out of am... make e still get better bounce.

shamack:
Situation report SATURDAY MORNING

DSSC = 18637
SSC. = 6757

An increase of 461 new profile for SSC, which shows a continuous decrease by the day, Also there is an increase of 1216 for DSSC, which also shows a decrease of over 300 new profile from yesterday

i bin dey wonder ooo.. how Una Dey always take get numbers? Una Dey army HQ?

In 62, I know privates that helped candidates to make final list.. you think it’s generals that sit down in an office to be compiling list...help can come from anywhere..Na just correct linkup person need

Arisukuni:
Yes na Baba, you know in every recruitment done every year for the three Arm forces, its fresh graduate that usually dominate the application, those that applied because they need job dey always plenty pass those that applied for the passion for the job, na that kind people you go see dey drop chest number for hostel dash for ordinary screening o, because the different gist they hear on every time we gather for parade dey fear them. Many of them fill the form for fun they don't know what they are getting into, its during the screening they use to clear their doubt.. E be things

So I can categorically tell you that the Age written on the NYSC certificate is another factor that will reduce applicants for all the Three Arm forces this year,

maaaad!! Remember 45, we go just dey jog go mess for morning... chest number everywhere lol... we go commot for mess enter parade ground.. chess number don dey ground again..lol funny times

What I think they’d do is ask everybody that passes this registration requirement stage to go write the exam.. the numbers are lowwwwww

Mugiwaraluffy:
Oboy! E go make sense o.
Make army just dey transparent and use merit abeg.
At least as people no dey interested, make dem allow us wey want m enter na.

no be only transparent.. the 9k people wey go apply atleast 4k Dey pull strings..

Arisukuni:
Iearnt those that passed out recently had their DOB written boldly on their NYSC certificate. E get why E be things o

na there people problem go begin start lol

Mugiwaraluffy:
But wait o, like how many army fit shortlist sef?
Judging from the size dem wan expand?
60 per state like last year ba? I.e for SSC candidates
That's about 2000+

youll now see another magic... some people won’t turn up for exam.. they’ll now shortlist 60 per state from those that wrote the exam and except for north, no state go reach 40...

Youngsenate1993:
please can someone help me with past questions

Army no get past questions

fourkasibe:
Hi house pls I'm 29 years old and my waec and nysc certificate bears same date of birth and I'm thinking of reducing my age so I can apply for ssc... Pls what can I do?

your nysc carries your original age.. don’t apply ssc.. so you want to swear avidavit that the age in both results are wrong? I don’t know ooo but I think you should just apply dssc if your course is there