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asgat1love:
AND SOME MUMU GO DEY WAIL SAI BABA. MTCHEEW, DONT WORRY JUST HELP ME TELL YOUR BABA THAT IT ONLY REMAIN 3 YRS AND SOME MONTH FOR HIM, HE SHUD NOT DO ANY OFFICIAL WORK THAN DOING THAT WHICH BELONGS TO EFCC AND ICPC. PLS DONT FORGET TO HELP ME TELL HIM THAT WHEN WILL HE GIVE HIS COWS OR ANNOUNCE THERE POST FOR US.

WAILERS PLS WAIL OOOOOOO

eyah only one like

kayo80:
Men! Look at how neat and lovely the restaurant looks...We dey suffer for this naija o!

som pple wil jst post trash jst 4 others 2 quote 'em. well i no blame u, na only buka u dey patronize
hope u dey hppy nw

christinie:
FTC and am not even making noise.









Na God win!

i c u

nikkiking:
wakeup day don break .

pour am water make him eyes clear

BeeBeeOoh:
Leave mata for matais padi mi, private school get standard..

rushing to b 1st 2 comment & 4get wat d topic is abt. at where did d op wrote "private schools nt up to standard" read again then come bk to comment

ladyF:
Awnnn beautiful

Its [size=20pt]LadyF[/size] again

wen person go c ur face na, abi u wore wore

MrsPhyno:
any hustle nah hustle, any way nah way

well, any way no b way o

j1mmy:
Hard to find Nigerians with ONLY 1 or 2 children, they always have to overpopulate the country and the world!

talk True mak fowl nyash open , did u plan on giving birth to jst one child?

Sexologist:
Na una go dey keep best friends...(with benefits) lolz ....

. na so one grl wan turn me 2 mugu, she no no sey i don tear eye tey tey. we dey chat 4 whatsapp, i ask her out, bt she sey we go only b frnds i com sey ok. meanwhile no day she no dey txt me, hw am i doin? i don eat? wetin i eat & d likes. she go txt me sey abeg mak i send recharge card 4 her, she go sey she dey broke mak i help her with small moni, on her birthday she sey na me go buy cake 4 her. i don become cheer giver. visit me, she go sey she no dey go guy house. na so i Block her 4get her trouble

peppyluv02:
You are obviously wearing a waist trainer.

hw did u knw obviously u wear one too i guess

casyrotts:
I be fine boy yet... I no fit get girls like this...... Na all this girls with ekuke dog face na im just dey love me....

sori bro, i feel ur pain . i once dey in ur shoes. "grls nowadays no send fine boy na fine pocket dem want"

enitey:
Please,remove Techno from that list

and replace it with ur name

agarawu23:
do you think rich/business men have time to video chat or even text chat ? they have thousands of naira on their phones to make calls and if you wanna see them, you have to book an appointment.

check the most richest man in Nigeria and ask of the phone he is using.

only kwaxy ppl will spend 250k on a mobile phone.

if you work and sweat for your money, you won't spend it lavishly on silly things.

there is difference between "yahoo money, fraud money, stolen money, and "that money you sweat and work hard to get"

i think u re foolish. sori, jst cnt help bt comment

SUGARBEE:
Very possible.. I had exactly the same grades when I wrote mine.. .

am sure all Wat u did dat day was copy & paste, bt even @ dat

HomoSapiien:
SMH. Why are you reasoning like a goat for goodness sake? With the story narrated so far you still expect him to confront them about what they wrote has his bail?

help me ask am abeg

Luv d second pic more

Fembleez1:
Who remember those soccer that has something like rings on players legs.?

Sega drive man, luv dat soccer then. there's is one funny trick where u hide d ball inside ur jersey & enter d goal post with it

tonero230:
Coming to America

Hakeem, the prince of zamunda. does dat kind of Prince ever exist? they do almost everything 4 him; bath him, brush his teeth, wear him dress, shoe.
this part reali get me laughing "my Prince your pe-nis is clean" na-ked maids bath him

PRISON BREAK & 24

congrats MUSA

I hv a date with this grl. we chose 2 meet @ an eatery, i got there 1st, bought a bottled water & waited 4 her. there she comes after 15 minutes of waiting. we went to d counter 2geda, i order for chicken & a soft drink, she order same thing, nw d food is on our table including a knife & a fork. i started feelin nervous abt which to hold with my right hand & which 2 hold with my left, then i remember a movie i watch where someone was eating with a fork & a knife, so i jst got d idea hold d knife with my right & d fork with my left & bla everything go smooth, mean while my date is more nervous dan i was. she was jst too shy. we'd to order for a takeaway & put her's in.
nw i don master ram lik ABC

ronald4lif:
See missiles.

Impress her ko. Broke babes be looking for guys who'll 'impress' them.

and drones

Ginaz:
when poverty brings heat, money evaporates it......

men should learn to be responsible and hardworking to impress me, everything else is shit.


I like hard working men, these are guys called "MEN!"
not some babbling with nothing to show for it .

dat mak sense, bt re u also hardworking? D word is nt made 4 guys/men only.

all i hv 2 say is dat; i dnt think i can stop playing video games. am an addict right 4rm childhood, gives me a lot of fun, nt even this Yankee grls can match Dat.

cutepaul:
Good thing about it was.........he waited his turn!

were u there

Ontarget:
You didn't answer the question I asked. Define madness and show that charly is mad to support your definition. You said he is sick upstairs but that isn't a definition because everybody exhibits one form of sick weird behavior or the other. If Charly is indeed mad then why is he not in the psychiatric ward?

well, nt all mad pple re in d psychiatric. some roam in d Street, while some even live in their houses. oh, almost 4got 2 ask dis; is what charly boy doin right?

Adonir:
What of Adam oshiomole and OBJ. Omo! They go make sense die

not funny

LadyBoss1:
Lol this is too funny
So u can catch her without makeup
*crying*

bae u re d real definition of curve ( oh srry dat's nt d topic

iamrealdeji:
I'd go the school,kidnap the teacher that did this,do the same thing to his kids and do this to him,his belongings:

dat's cruel, d person kids got ntin 2 do with dis. u wil nt b different 4rm d person who did dis.

deanoffaculty:
I won't do anything but I will not wait till God will judge that person........I will judge him/her by myself.
I will ask my little girl to explain what happened and I will ask the person too. Whether the person guilty or not is not my business. I will not kill the person cos Bible says 'thou shall not kill' but I will arrange two hefty guys to tie the hands and put veil on that person's face and make a tribal mark on his/her according to the state of Origin.
In fact, it can't happen to my kid cos E GO RED OOO!

my frnd u re confuse