this is vague. u said it will be eliminated. sponsored by forces within or outside nigeria makes no difference. sir, i wonder what u expect us to do with this information

please stop the insults. I have made the mistake. I dont want her to break up with me. I really love her

Jan. 2nd, i decided to visit my fianceé family as per new year celebration. Luckily, they were about to start eating when i entered their house and they asked me to join them. I did.

After introductions, the silence was kind of awkward with her dad. I wanted to break the ice and seem like a fun person. I was still searching for an idea when....

My fiancee and mum entered with rice and chicken. An idea finally struck me that i'm now regretting. Let me pretend as if i don't know chicken, it would be funny and every one would have a good laugh.

I started looking at the chicken on my plate in a funny way and turning the plate in circles. I noticed i was been noticed by my fiancee and her parents. They all looked confused, but no one said anything.

I said suddenly, "wow, this is a wonder, what is this?".

They all stared at me and the mother said it is a fried chicken. A fried chi what - i said.
She replied saying a chicken, normal one.

I changed my face, this is abnormal but it is shiny and does looked good. But then, they did not realise i was just joking and thought i didn't know what a chicken was. Then i realized that i made a bad joke but i stuck to pretending i didnt know what a chicken was.

This went on for a while until my fiancee started acting scared and embarrased that i didnt know what a chicken was. The more i tried saying i dont know what a chicken was, the more they thought i knew what a chicken was.

At this point, i knew it is a do or die affair. Suddenly the father yelled, "YOU CANNOT SAY YOU DONT KNOW A CHICKEN", i replied quietly, sir, before this moment, i have not heard of the word chicken, talkless of eating it.

To cut the long story short, my fianced started crying with the mom consoling her. The father pushed me out of his house.

Since, my fiancee is not picking up my calls. I cant go to her house anymore. I really love her. She is my first fiancee. Help me please

cc : lalasticlala

so when you finally get elected, you start complaining of "falling oil prices"

BigBashiru:

He has not produced his WAEC certificate which is a constitutional requirement to run for president.

Are ypu kidding me He presented a WAEC certificate last year

Oh. poor sweet little girl. you dont know what we are passing through right now

cant wait for the perks to being an adult. now i want to go back to being a child

sir, if you really had a mole, you wont say that

Disqualified on what basis I think the opposition is not in a position to play the opposition

asuustrike1:
When will Nigeria engineers do this ? Should we continue to import Chinese expatriate for this when we have numerous polytechnics and universities countrywide?.

Why wont we import Chinese expatriate. When would your country allow upcoming expatriates study in school with thier incessant strikes.

Take a look at your moniker

Not graphic. Like eye candy to me. Might even use the 1st pic as my phone wallpaper.

Fun-fact: I used that water-bottle back in primary school. who else did?

sir, you also vowed to generate, transmit and distribute electricity on a 24/7 basis whilst simultaneously ensuring the development of sustainable/renewable energy, by 2019.

*whispers*Aso rock still uses "i beta pass my neighbour" generator

sir, you also vowed to stabilize world oil prices

why are you telling us Go and tell the man you seduced. simple

Ehisbaba78:

Plan To End Darkness In Edo: CCETC-Ossiomo 55MW Transmission Equipment Sails Out Of China

…As work progresses on site

The topic is confusing. Plan to end interrupted electric power supply or plan to end the forces of darkness(witchcraft)

sir, you also vowed to make 1$=1naira

Giftedhand92:

The victim and her parents were taking refuge in the church building when the pastor seduced her and started sleeping with her. .

Okay. The parents took refuge from frypan to fire

The pastor denied the allegation, saying it was a calculated attempt to smear his image. He denied having sex with the girl.

The attempt was indeed calculated. And the peodophile is still concerned about his image.

mechanic

do they sell ice-cream of 100,000

IamD18:
Many things. Just many things.

One of the few I'll see no wrong in typing is;
I am HEALTHY and ALIVE.

Sure. Ending the year on a good note.

SweetBuns:
All I see is Zambiza forest

hehehehe

Happy new year in advance to y'all. As 2018 comes to a close, let's share what made the year a memorable one.

Mine was in camp. Really had mad fun.

Viral9ja:


. Okay let us give a "HIM" today. Would you like a ₦20,000 gift voucher to purchase anything from our website?

Lol. You must be kidding me right

Why always "him" giving "her"?

Orumah Efemena, a student of Delta State University, Abraka, has commited suicide. Mr. Efemena killed himself after being handed two semesters extension due to his poor results in his final examinations,

After discovering he would be spending another session in school, he ingested two containers of insecticide.

The eldest child of his parents, Efemena, was said to have received some query from his father since he has repeated the class twice.

He was found unconscious in his hostel room and was pronounced dead after been rushed to the hospital.

A 60 year old man was arrested yesterday by the Taraba State Police for allegedly being in possession of roasted human parts. The body parts are suspected to be that of a missing boy.

Abubakar Abdulkadir roasted the boy’s body and loaded it in a sack. The State Command’s Public Relations Officer, Mr. David Misal, who addressed reporters in Jalingo, said the missing boy is suspected to be that of his missing nephew, Ali Gimba, missing since April 27.

A new doomsday prophecy has emerged and it is going viral on the internet. According to a conspiracy theorist, David Meade, the world is going to switch off on the 23rd of April this year.

He is predicting that a planet “Nibiru” also known as Planet X would crash into earth on that day leaving no survivors. Not even nature.

It seems like every few years, someone comes out with a new doomsday prophecy. The latest apocalyptic craze places Earth's final day on Dec. 21, 2012 -- the end of the Great Cycle in the Mayan calendar. But whether the supposed agent of doom is aliens, asteroids, floods or
earthquakes , the outcome is always the same -- the Earth manages to endure. Such predictions are nothing new. In the first century A.D., early Christians believed Jesus would return to Earth, bringing an end to life as they knew it, as described in Mark 13:24-26: "But in those days, after that tribulation, the sun shall be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars of heaven shall fall, and the powers that are in heaven shall be shaken. And they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds with great power and glory."
Since then, there has been no shortage of apocalyptic forecasts. But why? Why do people continue to predict the end of the world, and why do others insist on believing them? Perhaps some zealots feel the need to justify their preconceived worldviews through revelations about the latest celestial event or
natural disaster . And maybe those who trust such doomsayers are simply hopeful for an escape from a world that seems cruel or chaotic. Whatever the case, you're sure to enjoy our list of 10 doomsday prophecies.

Agent Garcia is sent to Bulgaria where the
Black Sea has disappeared. He recognizes the event from the Doomsday Prophecy book written by Rupert Crane. Crane calls the archaeologist Brooke Calvin and invites her to his home in a remote part of British Columbia , claiming New York will face destruction. He also invites a journalist, Eric Fox to come to get his new manuscript. When Eric and Brooke reach his house, Crane is found dead, leaving behind videos and a mysterious metal rod. Eric touches the rod and has a vision of future events. Soon after that, government agents appear and Eric and Brooke narrowly escape them.
By using the information from Crane, Eric finds out that the series of worldwide earthquakes is caused by the gravitational influence of a dark planet approaching our Solar system which will destroy the Earth when the Earth crosses the galactic equator. One of his visions reveals that there are seven ancient stone heads similar to those on Easter Island that, when joined with the rod, will send out an energy beam which will push back the dark planet.
With the help of Agent Garcia, Eric and Brooke locate the stone heads and try to activate them, but they are interrupted by General Slate, who plans to use the rod to rule the world after the cataclysm. He is defeated by Agent Garcia and Eric who successfully activates the system, pushing the dark planet away from the Earth.

Here comes some relief. David Meade also predicted Armageddon on September 2017 and later shifted his date to November 2017.

This is the application automatically mining without any work from me. Just an internet connection is needed.

No long story. Make your computer work for you. You can be asleep while your computer mines bitcoins for you. Some would ask, 'is this magic?', NO, IT IS NOT. IT IS REAL.

Bitcoin mining is highly specialized and requires a high knowledge in algorithm plus a very expensive ASIC computer which can run into millions of naira to purchase.

I would teach you how to mine bitcoins with your personal computer.