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Religion / Re: Long Female hair of so called Image Of Jesus, does It matter? by silentEXPLOSION: 1:39pm On Jun 28, 2020
wow. Religion is really the opium of the masses grin grin
Religion / Re: Long Female hair of so called Image Of Jesus, does It matter? by silentEXPLOSION: 1:39pm On Jun 28, 2020
wow. Religion is really the opium of the masses
Celebrities / Re: Someone On Nairaland Just Discover Something by silentEXPLOSION: 1:37pm On Jun 28, 2020
Come and take your award. Dullard
Celebrities / Re: This Is Now Anti-church Virus, No Longer Coronavirus — Bishop Oyedepo (video) by silentEXPLOSION: 1:34pm On Jun 28, 2020
Now COVID is from the devil.

Wow. Yesterday it was from God (because he was annoyed)
Today, it's from the devil.

I'm getting confused

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Crime / Re: 11% Of Nigerians Abused Cannabis In 2019 – Pharmacists by silentEXPLOSION: 1:32pm On Jun 28, 2020
lol. The person who compiled this so called statistics is actually high on cannabis.
Using 2017 and 2018 data for 2020.

Well, cannabis is not an illicit drug.

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Religion / Re: Will Man Eternally Burn In Hell? by silentEXPLOSION: 1:28pm On Jun 28, 2020
Dtruthspeaker:
Yeees! Yes, yes and yes Again!

And what is your proof to support that shallow statement of yours?
Religion / Re: Will Man Eternally Burn In Hell? by silentEXPLOSION: 1:27pm On Jun 28, 2020
lol. will man enjoy eternally in heaven?
Nairaland / General / Re: Rape: How To Reduce Men's Sexual Appetite by silentEXPLOSION: 1:25pm On Jun 28, 2020
write up too long. you just raped my short attention span.
Romance / Re: What Do White Girls Like? by silentEXPLOSION: 1:24pm On Jun 28, 2020
Are you a white girl, a lesbian or bi?
Romance / Re: There Are Actually 4 Kinds Of Orgasms—which Have You Experienced? by silentEXPLOSION: 1:22pm On Jun 28, 2020
If orgasm was a prerequisite for human reproduction, our species would be threatened by extinction.

So if nature does not give a f?CK about orgasm, why would I?

Do your best and leave the rest.

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Romance / Re: If You Are Thinking Of Doing P0RN See My Experience PHOTOS by silentEXPLOSION: 9:45am On Jun 28, 2020
Africandope:


Well let me agree with u. I posted a video which had 600 views without any pushing. Sometimes we use nairaland to get more views on YouTube.
Even Johny sins is on YouTube eating monetization money.
Xvideos.com should increase their pay.

Exactly. In terms of payment to content creators, YouTube is king.

Because for Xvideos to generate revenue, their hand are tied. Most people running adverts are about penis enlargement, girls close to you, sexual stamina stuffs and links to other porn sites.

Whereas YouTube run ads for almost anything you can think of.
I even wanted to say something about that African Chikito saying it's rubbish pay on your first post. But let me just stop here.
Romance / Re: If You Are Thinking Of Doing P0RN See My Experience PHOTOS by silentEXPLOSION: 10:35pm On Jun 27, 2020
Africandope:


I should try and be reasonable you were saying it's easy to get views on xvideos my friend is not. I know someone who has a channel. Let's end this argument thank u.

lol. I meant no harm when I said you should try and be reasonable. I am not arguing with you but stating facts.

This is my final statement. I would upload a screenshot.
Xvideos Nigerian Videos Recently Posted as of now

Check the number of views.

What I'm trying to say is the ease of an amateur getting views on Xvideos is easier than YouTube.

I don't know about their payment to content creators or whatever. But blow for blow, Xvideos as a porn site gets crazy traffic (no porn *sic* intended)

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Romance / Re: I Need Urgent Help by silentEXPLOSION: 10:22pm On Jun 27, 2020
Unigrad:

Have done this, she said Ok.

Good. Restrict your WhatsApp chat with her for now.

Now for the next four days, call her everyday (preferably night time 8pm). Ask about her day, if she have eaten, tease her, just talk and talk. Just act like a boyfriend.

*BUT Please do not mention the issue of any boyfriend or relationship else you would trigger her defense mechanism (if you do, she would view your like a pest).

On the fifth day. Don't call at all.

Contact me on the fifth day.
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Has Changed!what To Do?? by silentEXPLOSION: 2:44pm On Jun 27, 2020
The same boyfriend that has HIV
Romance / Re: I Need Urgent Help by silentEXPLOSION: 2:42pm On Jun 27, 2020
lol. She's getting confused already.

This is your chance to strike while the iron is hot.

Simply tell her to go with the one she loves..

No addition, no subtraction.

Don't raise the issue again.

Just let me know her reply, I would tell you what next to do.
Romance / Re: If You Are Thinking Of Doing P0RN See My Experience PHOTOS by silentEXPLOSION: 2:25pm On Jun 27, 2020
Africandope:


Alexa.com is your answer. The highest channel on xvideos is 2.7 billion total views not up to just that one video on YouTube. The highest youtube channel total views is up to 100 billion.

Please dont ever compare xvideos traffic to YouTube again.

Many websites depend on YouTube on their primary source of videos e.g nairaland and other blogs.

Is not easy like that to have views on xvideos as u just think. I know someone who has a channel but wouldn't call the name.


YouTube is still king.


Sir, in terms of architecture, I am not comparing Xvideos to YouTube. YouTube is far far bigger. But try and be reasonable.

If you actually break down the traffic of YouTube, persons and sex of all ages are within the demographics. Meaning that even 8 year to 80 years old use YouTube services. (In some countries, dogs, cats watch and have YouTube channels)

Compare that to a pornsite where you have mostly MALES within certain age bracket using the service and still pulling those crazy numbers.

30 percent of the internet is porn.
What I'm trying to say is do not underestimate the power of h°rny people in large groups

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Romance / Re: If You Are Thinking Of Doing P0RN See My Experience PHOTOS by silentEXPLOSION: 11:24am On Jun 27, 2020
Africandope:


Is like you dont know what you're taking about. How can you compare YouTube to xvideos are you for real. YouTube has videos of up to 7 billion views.
Do u know what is YouTube. Just like saying people visit xvideos.com than Facebook are u ok?

lol. No need to resort to insults.
For a video to garner 7billion views on YouTube, it requires much more time than you think (at times years).

Nolly Porn channel on Xvideos has a combined view of 152.1m views (as of today). And that's is a local Nigerian channel ooo. Not to talk of the likes of Mia khalifa, Jonny sins and some established porn actors.

What I'm trying to tell say is that the ease to have more views on Xvideos is much more easier than YouTube.

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Romance / Re: WTF Is Wrong With People by silentEXPLOSION: 10:23pm On Jun 26, 2020
are you threatening us. 3 eyes

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Romance / Re: If You Are Thinking Of Doing P0RN See My Experience PHOTOS by silentEXPLOSION: 10:21pm On Jun 26, 2020
The traffic to these porn sites are very large. Xvideos can peak one hundred million (100,000,000) daily visitors.

If you check most videos on Xvideos, even the local ones, hitting the 1milion mark is very frequent. You cannot compare YouTube's algorithm to a pornsite.

Even an ONLYFANS account, gets more than most YouTube creators.

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Religion / Re: Coronavirus: Pastor Poju Oyemade's 2019 Prophecy Of An Unstoppable Plague by silentEXPLOSION: 11:19am On Mar 29, 2020
Another nonsense prophecy from another conman, coupled with brainwashed homosapiens.

Therefore, God is saying I will not stop the plague, I will not stop the headwinds. It will destroy some, but it will rescue you and elevate you and deliver you from bondage.

They are designed to lift you up. The headwinds may destroy others, but because I see the blood over you, that same plague shall be for your deliverance.

I will break things around you sayeth the Lord, things that you thought were essential, support structures but they have become structures that now trapped you and enslave you. When you see them crack, it is not for your destruction but it shall be for your deliverance
.

How does this rubbish concern Coronavirus Which headwinds, which blood is over you?

Do you know how many people have died in Italy, while wasn't the blood for their deliverance??

Stay safe and ignore these conmen and their agents

Health / Re: Re: Coronavirus: Apostle Johnson Suleman 'exposes' COVID-19. by silentEXPLOSION: 11:05am On Mar 29, 2020
11)Many people contacted the virus through testing, once you go for the test, they will infect you.

The few people that are not positive, is to balance the equation to make people believe it's real.


This is crazy. Does this man thinks we're kids? He just opens his mouth to say rubbish and some people would gladly download it all.

How many people can he produce that got it through testing? Even just one person. Do you know how expensive the testing kits are.

So even the USA that the virus is aimed at would intentionally infect their own citizens Because USA is the nation with the highest number of tested citizens.


Please this is not the time for these fraudulent men parading as men of God while they're God of men to deceive you. Use your head. Shine your eyes and don't believe all you read or hear.

Wash your hands, avoid large gatherings for now and stay safe
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Health / Re: Re: Coronavirus: Apostle Johnson Suleman 'exposes' COVID-19. by silentEXPLOSION: 11:00am On Mar 29, 2020
10)The virus was manufactured by this people and it's not a biological weapon, it's a chemical weapon.

I have been waiting for this number 10 since.
God did not say this one. Maybe Apostle Johnson did not hear well. Which Chemical weapon grin
Does he know what chemical weapons are, the means of propagation?

Well if at all it was a weapon, it would be a biological weapon.
Health / Re: Re: Coronavirus: Apostle Johnson Suleman 'exposes' COVID-19. by silentEXPLOSION: 10:54am On Mar 29, 2020
9)Their current agenda is to humiliate Donald Trump, they have succeeded in making him a mockery in America while they are now free from it but the prayers of the saints will reverse it and America will be healed

Excuse me, did God really say this. This is total rubbish.

Which humiliation?, which mockery?, which prayer of the saints.
So Buhari is not mocked, so the supposed saints cannot pray other countries ba?
Why are Nigerian pastors like this.
Why all this??
Health / Re: Re: Coronavirus: Apostle Johnson Suleman 'exposes' COVID-19. by silentEXPLOSION: 10:51am On Mar 29, 2020
8 ) DONALD TRUMP'S opponent is not the issue but his running mate. If the running mate wins, he will be impeached for a lady to take over to fulfill the new world order

Does your God knows how impeachment process works??

Not even his opponent but his running mate. Common.
So your God is scared of the New world order. Wawu
Health / Re: Re: Coronavirus: Apostle Johnson Suleman 'exposes' COVID-19. by silentEXPLOSION: 10:48am On Mar 29, 2020
7) If the current president of America is not re elected then the world is finished.

God said we should all pray to change it.

grin grin I have to laugh at this one. So God said something like this. Wow.

Pray to who? I'm trying to imagine how God would sound saying this.

GOD SAID WE SHOULD PRAY TO HIM TO CHANGE IT. grin
Health / Re: Re: Coronavirus: Apostle Johnson Suleman 'exposes' COVID-19. by silentEXPLOSION: 10:45am On Mar 29, 2020
4) The world leaders are coming together to have a synergy that will make all religion have a common ground and the pope is part of it.

5) AMERICA is their Target but the president is their obstacle.


So if the world leaders are coming together to form a synergy, is America not part of the world leaders.
Health / Re: Re: Coronavirus: Apostle Johnson Suleman 'exposes' COVID-19. by silentEXPLOSION: 10:34am On Mar 29, 2020
3) Covid 19 is an experiment and now they are rejoicing because they are shaking the world and they will wait for another two years
In 2022, something worst will happen and it will also originate from them.


Do you know that Human Coronavirus was first described in 1931 and isolated in 1965

December 2019, Covid-19 a new strain of the Coronavirus was first seen in three patients in Wuhan China with a history in pneumonia. By February 2020, several were experiencing sustained local transmission of coronavirus disease.

So China would sacrifice 3300 of its citizens just to shake the world, is your God normal?

Wait another 2 years for what? Why can't your God be specific?
Health / Re: Re: Coronavirus: Apostle Johnson Suleman 'exposes' COVID-19. by silentEXPLOSION: 10:16am On Mar 29, 2020
2) The Nation in question has sinned against the world, they wanted to make their own moon shine brighter than the natural moon, their Power tussle is between a particular Nation and they want to bring that Nation on their feet.

This is where it gets interesting....
That nation should be China. China sinned against God by wanting to make their own moon shine brighter than God's moon. So that is a sin . Funnily enough, the plan was to make three artificial moons orbit the earth and reflect sunlight back to earth by 2022. How is this a sin .

Mars has 2 moons, God should have struck out Mars out of anger. Wait!!... Jupiter has 79 moons. Don't be myopic.God of Earth should support innovation.

Which Power tussle and how does it concern God. Shebi(sic) God told you that he doesn't do anything to interfere in the affairs of the world Your God is getting confused, or bored.

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: Apostle Johnson Suleman 'exposes' COVID-19. by silentEXPLOSION: 10:15am On Mar 29, 2020
I don't normally do this but when I read what Apostle Johnson said God told him about the Coronavirus, I was actually disappointed by the comments on the thread. Are we this dumb or pretending to be . Let me now break down all that was said.

1)GOD Said, he gave the world to man and he don't do anything to interfere in the affairs of the world, unless man invites him in understanding in the place of prayers.


Wow, "God said", let me skip this part and go right into what God was saying undecided. I assume God was saying that the supposed Coronavirus was not sent from him(the same God that told Pastor Adeboye that he actually sent it) unless man invites him in understanding(I just cannot decipher this) and in the place of prayers(a church, a mosque or a shrine I suppose). So an Omni-potent-present-et all being, an all powerful being waits for a mortal man to invite him before he would interfere in their affairs, so if he wasn't invited, his followers would suffer and perish . Where is the convenant? A God that prefers heaven and earth to pass away before how words change
Romance / Re: Congrats Pharrell8 by silentEXPLOSION: 8:44pm On Dec 20, 2019
pharrell8:

Thanks so much..
Imo state.
07067827614

Seen sir
Romance / Congrats Pharrell8 by silentEXPLOSION: 8:10pm On Dec 20, 2019
You wanted to get my necklace and you stay in the east.
You even sent a mail since morning(but unfortunately, I can't access my mail at the moment) and even commented on my second thread.

I deliver for free within Lagos but the price of delivery outside Lagos is more expensive than the product itself.

pharrell8

I promise to send you one to the east free of charge. No delivery cost and you won't pay for the necklace.

Quote this post with your State and Phone number. *You can delete it after I have seen it*

And just be patient sir.

Romance / Re: HOT 2020 Fashion Necklace For Him by silentEXPLOSION: 8:03pm On Dec 20, 2019
Still available within Lagos

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