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j3r3myk3n:
Let's go back to our default natural meal.

B A N A N A.

so you used to be a monkey ??

intruder15:
LOL. Be like say e don teh you go market. When you say half cup, do you mean half derica or half milk cup. Cuz half derica alone na 1k already.

milk cup is what he's talking about

PastorOlokonla:
What are you talking about brother Silentgroper, today is Sunday, a holy day of the Lord, the only podium I mount is the pulpit to proclaim the gospel.

I am a holy man of God and you seem to have dirty mind.

I was only bringing attention to the firewood in the picture to sensitize and encourage Nlanders to cook more with firewoods.

Where did you even see backside in an innocent picture.

Repent from your silentgroping for the kingdom of God is at hand.

I like your kind of pastor ...


You're real nigga...

mariahAngel :
Since Samantha left, you seem lost on nairaland.
Get over it!

what are you on about

PastorOlokonla:
You do not need gas to cook Okra soup, you can use firewood like this my girlfriend. Very cheap and affordable compared to gas.

Errm

Why does her backside looks like jewessgratitud3 backside ...

Be like you don finally mount the podium..


Hehehehe, 1 bag of Rice was the magic word " open sesame"

😋😋

Since alligator, toad and even slimy snails are eaten.. I see nothing wrong with eating a lizard.. Since it's not a wall gecko ..


But I wouldn't eat one though

Get a lawyer and involve the court.. Divorce her but you must have access to your kid .. which is if the girl has to spend two weeks with you in each month..

Failure to do that, she'll be sued ..

2. Make sure you both are responsible for the financial upbringing of the kid .. if na 50/50 una wan do am or 60/40, 70/30. Whatever you guys agree on ...


Na that time are eye go clear ..

You can have you list up some do's and don't she has to follow up .. failure to adhere to it she gets served ..

I'd implore you to take the route, you go get peace of mind and still spend quality time with your daughter .

When she goes baddie..

Una too don mount pressure on ten hag is the reason for all this... The pressure is really getting to him ... If I were him , I'd quit .

Omaigot ...

Liverpool still dey top table sha ..


Now i endorse the crucifixions of man.u ..

Chai .. this team needs to be dissolved ...

Una no get small pikin wey fit man that rashford side .. ..


Do it the Liverpool way pls..


We're rooting for man. U oo .

Make una no fall hand oo

Tranquility2345:
Omo, your mouth go too dey smell for real life oo..

Hope say you go find the cure to the bad breath…

Go aro for yaba ..


You go dey alright ...

Tranquility2345:
Please how do you cook so much and still keep your kitchen so clean? I’d like to learn cos I can’t stand a messy kitchen

omoh, .. you go too dey talk for real life oo ..

Hope say you be woman...

Jewessgratitud3:
Mumu talk. Is she supposed to bring this kind of thing to social media?

Normally when you hug a man you'll feel his john Thomas unless na man when no gather so why make it look like your father got aroused from hugging you? Mtchew.

By the way,she looks like frank Edohos ex wife though.

So all those young pastors and parish pastors abi na zonal pastors you deu run hug for you church .. you dey use style size their gbola


That means you can tell which man has the biggest gbola for that your church...


At least we know your spec if we wan find husband for you..

Amotolongbo:
You people don’t seem to get the message here, cos what you are interested in is the erèction.

The message she was trying to pass across is that “when a girl develops the mature physiology, she has to withdraw a little and limit her physical contact with her father.”

indirectly saying her body gave her father that reaction..

Same man abi Same preek that gave life to her ..


So what if a situation happens and you and your father is suppose climb bike together.. who seat for front, who go seat for back..

oyaskii:
Better in what exactly? Because i am near certain that it's her perceive sex symbol status that is currently paving way for her rather than her actual acting skills.

boom ..


Here you have it ..

How come nobody's thought has tilted towards the daughter ..


If anyone else knows that phone's passcode then it's their daughter ...


2. Phone passcode and bank app passcode are different .. she wouldn't have used the same passcode for both... Heck she doesn't need a passcode for the bank app, she could have used finger print or face id ...

They should be looking toward their daughter's direction after anybody else..

I think Sydney Sweeney is starting to get really over hyped by you guys on here

Ekuke

FUTURE4202:
Another advantage of weed na the price, why i go carry 1k buy drink wen he be say with just 2h i don roll my az.

AZ na 2h??

Where you dey buy am?? ..


I'd go for alcohol though .. marijuana can either intensify your anxiety or help with it. It's a two way street .. but with alcohol . You won't even notice you've got anxiety ..


From experience...


Besides, I don't like black lips..

Take drug that helps with anxiety ..

What you have is have practical mixture of paranoia and anxiety ...

Drugs like diazepam and it other benzodiazepines family helps with anxiety ...

Get one of them and use duly as prescribed.. you'd be alright in no time...

chidiokay:
since when do yu care, joseph was kidnap nd look where he ended,

No be everytime yu go dey concort leaf inside kitchen like eziemo wife,

anyways thanks fr sending food to the less privilege

Omaigot .

fredoooooo:
Liverpool score .. that's a good news

Very good News..

Liverpool wins ... Still on top of the table

Jewessgratitud3:
Time is ticking for your desperate sisters not me. Ive got some worth.

Ok ...

dawnomike:
Erectile dysfunction

he said he gets hard

Jewessgratitud3:
Before a bro can go outside his denomination to marry, know that the sisters in his church have rejected him. He's prolly not a spec. Just like one now that has been disturbing me in my church.. God knows I can't even marry him in my dreams. He has no choice but to go outside.

It's a case of a prophet not being recognized in his home town

Very funny ...


..

Time is ticking btw...


Just a quick reminder

komekn:
It's not necessarily his fault, If everybody around you chooses to modify your name to enable them pronounce it who do you blame.

In addition his Igbo Father has been missing for all of his life essentially. He was brought up by Jamaican step father who is the only father he has known.

us his mum yoruba cause he has femi amongst his name..

ivolt:
Why radio program instead of confirmatory test?
I guess DNA test is very expensive these days.

they say it goes for 500k atleast these days.

MONEY247:
But I have not received yet,sir...

Thank you

his moniker suppose tell you say the nigga dey whyne you