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AuthorMan:
This one happened to me once. The lady insisted to sit in the middle on okada and she kept shifting back. I tried so hard to create a little space between us as I dont want my manhood to stand. But I discorver her intentiom was to sit on my JT. She kept shifting till my bum was at the tail end of Okada. It was in the night.
I got down before her. So as I was searching pocket to give bike man money the idiot was checking if my JT was standing while smiling. The Okada guy was not aware of what was going on.

funny enough.. mine was in the night too ...


Those females go dey lowkey dey find trouble ..

I been wan play along with her but these gender sabi spin the whole thing around starting to play victim ...

Samantha125:
I wooed a guy through his mother, only for her to deliver her son to me when I had already moved on.

Through his mother .. nope, that's sounds irregular ... If you were serious enough, you would've gone to him

This you



Jewessgratitude

Lol that happens slot .. have you ever sat with a lady on a bike with her being in front you and yet she keeps shifting back.

I usually get astonished whenever they allow me sit at the back of them but then I still try to keep slave in between us ..


On two occasions have I had ladies shifting back like they be wanting some sort of connection btw us ...


It was a lil bit embarrassing ... If JT start poking them from the back now, they'd start crying foul ..

The breast own is way more common though...

AcrossTheEarth:
You can talk to someone one time and realize they're not the one for you. One or two important conversations and asking the right questions should suffice for determining compatibility. You don't need any so-called talking stage to figure that out. If you've determined you're compatible, or like the person that much and want to date them, then proceed into the dating stage sensibly, but a drawn out "talking stage" before a dating stage isn't necessary.

Some folks might not necessarily open up to you entirely on let's say the first three encounters but they would gradually.. that's the essence of talking stage .. but if you come dey buy buy for talking stage, you're supposed to be hanged on a spike..

timmydrogba:
😂😂😂 fr fr

yeah..


If I build the empire finish nw ... Na the two of us go dey enjoy am na .. let me use all my money to invest now in peace ..

So Chelsea win and lamentations full here like them loose .. nawa oo ....

Singapore1:
We are leading by 5 goals GUIU never score one.

Put GUIU put GUIU like say na maggi

this one no be ECL

no assist no goal

Like say na na Maggi wan finish me ..


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But my side get light like this oo

iLegendd:
Most times self. The only thing I pay is transport and giving her WiFi connection. I feel as if I'm the loser for even paying her TP. Why? The pleasure is hers, 80%. So, I'm supposed to be paid.

My Way na 1k ... Any money wey pass 1k , I no dey give ...

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If she baby this this this and that that that ... Na only 1k I get .. I get future to build .. me sef wan get empire like dangote...

abduleez1:
American Primeval.......8/10

Vawulence and bloodfest galore!!
In the massive land of Utah, United States in the 19th century, different warring factions fight for the control of the huge swath of land. The US Army, Native Indians, religious Mormon militia, robbers and White settlers are all locked in a war of survival. And only the fittest truly survives such brutal environment.
In the middle of all the chaos, a fleeing woman and her son gets caught up in the crossfire and becomes a catalyst for more carnage and destruction.

It's a gritty and brutal tale with lots of göré and blood. Inside politics, gun battles and some good measure of manly brawls. Action packed and filled with suspense from the get go.
You had a problem with anyone, dé@dly violence was your surest bet of resolving such grievances.

One thing I loved about the show is its sweet dialogue. Huge dose of sarcasm is laced in many of the dialogue, sometimes you just can't help but laugh wildly even tho it's in an atmosphere we're saying the wrong word can get you killed in an instant.

Also a good dose of a history lesson how the foundations of the US as a country was formed. Lots of bloodshed, forceful land acquisition, displacement and wipe out of the indigenous people and repurposing of the land.


This place is way wilder than the proverbial Wild West. Prolly a precursor to the Wild West where the rule of law is ultimately upheld in gunpowder.
It's a top tier Western. Netflix just made a Western look fashionable and wildly entertaining.

Top tier writing and action. Great way to kick off the year.

seconded... It's been entertaining since I started watching this morning ..

Top tier series..

Samantha125:
I've deleted it, happy now?

yes darling!! .


😁😁

He meant the friendship in the mold of relationship .. it between the opposite sex not same sex ...







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Goodday to you too

Padipadi:
You should have changed ya baje to mûmugroper.

It happened only twice .. Since then I've seen the light..

Freelane33:
Why can’t we all
Help this Dbull guy growth
Let’s go or him as a co nairalander
Follow him on all his social media page and play his music even though it may not be as lightning as that of our favs .
Pls let’s uplift Dbull

the guy sef no dey show love to all nairalanders .. if him blow finish nw .. him fit turn burna boy dey kick nairaland fans if Dem touch am for stage


Make the guy show love first, we go run am ...

Make him no worry...

Op .. are you talking about relationship or basic friendship cause someone up there was talking about best friend and I wasn't understanding anymore...

Placing her needs over my mom's...

Nazgul:
In Igbo land if you impregnate a girl and she dies without you paying her bride price, you must marry her before claiming your children. If you don't pay her bride price, you can't claim your children.

Since the girls mom wasn't officially married her has to marry her before being able to marry the daughter. It doesn't mean he'll begin to have sex with her. It's just tradition.

That's shiit tradition ... What business do I have with the mother ..

If I do that, I'm fvcking the wife and one more female in that family since the mother won't be fvck able ..

All in all, it's a shiit tradition...

movies and food ...

Flows001:
Even if dem join Russian or North Korean Nuclear warheads, dude no go still blow

lord help his soul...

This one wey never see groundnut buy to him garri..


Dey play...

But she really hasn't said precisely why she's leaving the relationship...

UHLmoving:
Congratulations to the man

lol ..

.dude is at loss already ..

Who do you think paid for all the ceremonial shiit and I.v(s)..

Iamdbull:
Thank you

anytime...

Dbull try feature portable, make you get small recognition , if you no get portable money try young du abi speed darlington

ravensckar:
It's quite ironic that Iamdbull of all people is advising someone to be serious with his career.

Like someone rightly pointed out, even if he wears a SUICIDE VEST, he still won't blow.

Meanwhile, where's my friend Falseprophet1? Dude has been MIA for quite a while.

. What if them wear am nuclear bomb ??

😂😂😂

trium:
Power shots! Trademark style of moving backwards before shooting. Love him in games. Legend. He wa bold for a defender. I don't think we have seen any other defender reaching his attacking height since then.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLgMRyRjVrI

what type of a defender was he??

A DM ,CB or fullback

This can never be me ..

.. how d fvck would I hustle hustle , run round a pitch for how many years just for money and some female from nowhere will put me in this position ..

If that lady cares about him or ever cared, he wouldn't be sleeping outside of his home ..

Like what the actual fvck ...


These folks put their females on a pedestal way too much ...

You for enter bank go scatter everywhere na...

dibunotion:
Hmmm. How I wan take know. Wahala for who no get ride

U no get gen...

What she needs to do is brand it .. give it a brand and supply to big supermarket ..



Those minimie chin chin and rock bite chin chin .. that's what they did...