₦airaland Forum

Prettygirl200:
By the way what can one use to remove a scar from the lip? Like a scar gotten a blow that was later stitched.

the laser technique, I guess ..

Samantha125:
Go to Silentgroper, he shall grope you nicely and conduct a testicular ultrasound on you to check the root of the problem... He's a professional.

He goes by the name silentgroper for a reason...🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️

I see I'm being remembered today and btw, thanks for selling me in the wrongest way ever..


Dear op.. don't mind her.. your scrotum is in safe hands and shalt not be groped in the above portrayed way ...

Mariangeles:
Them never born that person.

Abi, na you wan try am?

Hehehehe .. make we see na ..


Make I first slide enter your dm na..

😋😋😋

Mariangeles:
If you no want make God punish you, no go give "terrible" girl belle, then leave her O!
Leave her jeje make God work on her.
No go dey unfortunate.




You, wetin you wan talk? 🎤

E no dey kuku hard you to yarn rubbish about "bannies"
Na there them dey quick see you.

Omoh, the thing touch you oo ..



Naso Dem do you??


😂😂😂

AfroKnight:
Emmmm no.

Belle no be proposal.

If you believe your girlfriend is terrible and she would turn out to be a bad wife, my brother, avoid marrying her. Avoid a situation where she has legal rights to your abode, your food, your property and finances.

Highest! She go swear for you.

No be today. You too, swear for her back.

If her parents use oloopa to carry you, say you no wan marry their pikin, ehn no wahala, when you come out you too, use oloopa to carry her papa.

Give them craze for craze to the extent that her parents will be the ones advising her to avoid “useless husband”. Don’t be so shy or timid that you’d enter serious problem.

A bad wife is not an easy affliction to endure.

However, if your babe is your dream girl with compatible character and values, don’t miss the opportunity to marry her.

Regardless of your decision, be financially responsible for her during pregnancy.

Caveat: Do this last one ☝️ if you know the baby is yours.

Noo oo .. be financially responsible during pregnancy keh ..


Doesn't she already have her own finances.. we would both be financially responsible for the pregnancy and whatever the pregnancy needs.. Because if e reach nw, she go still tarnish my image for the pikin front or make she wan sole custody of the pikin .. So if both of us are financially responsible for the pregnancy, e no go too pain me ...

Android17:
Me neither.

okay ..


I get it now ...

😁

Ibime:
The fact is as I've always said, there is no space for no 10 in modern football

No 10 must be able to press and drop in midfield

Palmer was better as our RW than as our no 10, simple.

But klopp and arteta uses them perfectly ...

They should either be converted to a proper mf or played as false 9 ..


Even slot uses one as a midfielder now .. Elliott, szobozai, Curtis Jones .. they're all 10s..

Android17:
Haha. No way.

I'll give you a clue, his shirt number 👕 goes with that A-K gun.

Absolutely no idea ...

Android17:
IYKYK (and they look alike)

Todd boehly

drisham:
Poch is actually better

He began figuring out towards the end of the season

I don't even know what this manager is doing

yes poch was figuring it out until ya'll axed him ...


Well give maresca till next season Sha, he looks like he'd have everything figured out later on ..

Taguchi:
nobody is talking about the stinker fraud Palmer had...The worst player on the pitch by far

Ice cold pami !

I think it was the tactics he was meant to play.


The players didn't play it out .

MorataFC:
If Sanchez remains the first choice, I'm done watching our EPL games. Time to find a new team that can give me joy outside EPL, maybe I will consider Atletico Madrid.

We kopites shall accept you with open arms ..

Chelsea no really get patterns
oloun ..


It's just vibes and insha Allah ..

Unpopular opinion, maresca is not exactly different from poch ..

iamoyindamola:
In their house?

Yes , with full confidence ...

Gucciboy:
Bournemouth doing Liverpool a big favor, congratulations to 2024/2025 PL champions Liverpool👑👑👑👑

😁😁😁😁😁


We'd flog their sorry ass come next week ...

Tjra:
It is obtaining under false pretense.

I honestly feel it should come with a prison sentence.

Fine is not enough. Anyway, we are getting there

no its actually stealing...

Sonnobax15:

Good,

Imagine if it was a jail time that was attached to it,I bet you that over 99% of these present generation of Nigerian female scallywags whom we find ourselves in relationships with would fill up our various prisons

On God!!!

bisqit:
mumu, Nunez is a striker. Jota is a striker

they're left winger .. both of em...

crazygod:
Today's game is not my problem. It's next week against Bournemouth away. Those guys like to throw a proverbial wrench

Bournemouth cannot be a hard nut to deal with than forest..

We would be victorious I believe..

Is it me or is Salah just trying to be selfish ...


We could have been 5 goals up if he had made some passes...

Hisroyalbadmeat:
That prophetess should be arrested,even if it's true, what is wrong with shape shifting

she shouldn't do that in broad say light .. she should wait till the night of full moon and do her thing...

AbuAeesha:
Sense of responsibility when you got someone looking up to you.

Sense of happiness when you see that someone (most cases child)putting smile on your face. deep inside you, you know that child is not just a soul but also a product of you.

yeah well, as long as it's just the child, I got no problem then ...

Badbunny:
U have cancer brother.

shut up..

Could be a case of hernia

Kennitrust:
following your responses is so meant of you with your bachelor's insights.

I don laugh tire

You really mean to remain a bachelor... Lol

I'm 40 with no wife but planning seriously to get one this year. I just need the companion

I'm pretty sure getting a companion can be achieved without marriage...

Solseal007:
Two things distinguished a bachelor from a married man

Freedom and responsibilities

Freedom is yours when you are single, freedom to choose, live, die , happy or be unhappy! Next freedom to choose to marry!

Once you choose to marry that freedom is taken away from you and you are now responsible for your life and the life of others you bring together through coitus and marriage.

It's neither a curse nor blessing, it is just life's journey! It doesn't make you a hero or a villain!

Understand the philosophy of life's journey and you will be fulfilled.

I'd only accept this if it applies to the woman as well ..

flokii:
You won't be a bachelor forever..
If you have the means to settle down, please do.. the merits of getting married are far more than the demerits.

could you please list them out ...


😕😕😕

tanigororo:
Can a Thriller movie be Thrilling the second time?

yes it can .. but it depends...

illicit:
I won't wake away before I asked her if she dont mind to have my number. Maybe I have a card.

If she still doesn't want my card, I move...

Ummm



There is persuasion and.there is begging .. ..


There are a two different thing ..


A real man would persuade not beg ...


I wouldn't beg for no number, I'd rather persuade her to ...

G0Oodharddick:
The wait isn't worth it.

Girls are not fools.

They know who they want to have sex with the moment they see him. They know a hot guy and want to get laid with him immediately they see him. This is exactly why married women still cheat.

Fooling around a girl who doesn't want to give u her number is a complete waste of time. Is she money abi is her number gold? She simply wants to use ur desperation to boost her fragile ego and then tell her friends how lots of guys are disturbing her and dying to get her number.

Don't be one of her fan who boost her ego by fooling around her , hoping to get her number or commitment when she has shown she's not interested. Have respect for yourself and walk away

Lol if she goes telling her friends how lots of guys are fooling around her then she's only being delusional which is part of the process of getting that coochie ... I'd like that if she has that thought hovering around her head .. The shocker comes when have that cunt of hers stretched out and I bounce and trust me I won't spent more than I would spend on a regular OS rendering a service ...

It depends on the way you enact it .. some gees Dem would even go as far as promising marriage ...

Yes through unattended HIV/aids..

poweredcom:
Ashewo.....abeg who get dat lil wayne meme

Help ua post am here

you wey dey frequent synergy like it's no man's business, Dem no suppose post the meme for you too

AfahaAbia:
As I said, it happened when I first had sex at 21...

Yoi should be having an uncontrollably konji at that stage for anxiety to creep in ...


My first time gbenshing, I'm not sure I I felt another thing other than the konji overriding my body with a hot throbbing erected dick . ..