₦airaland Forum

Nicepoker:
The only natural orifice you can open up for a man you are still complaining.

about the Only thing they bring to the table too ...

Gunayo:
What can a man do to satisfy this ungrateful species. Adam was doing well before they came into existence.

Like seriously 😂😂😂😂

Namaster:
This is why marriage is a LOSING game for MEN.

You knack 'em too much, they COMPLAIN!
You NO knack 'em at all, they'd still COMPLAIN!

Either way, the man is ALWAYS the problem.

Funniest thing is that this girl complaining about "too much" sex probably used to HANG her legs around her ex-BFs neck for week-long MARATHONS.

Pay a woman's bride price and she'd do EVERYTHING in her power to frustrate your life just to PROVE to you that paying her bride price doesn't mean you "own" her.

Women KNACK their BFs relentlessly.
But they NAG their husbands relentlessly.

Marriage is a LOSING game for men.

To be very fvcking honest .. these days , the sound of marriage makes my heart skip a beat ..


Does one need to get married , I won't be able to take all these . .

Samantha125:
Music is dynamic... Even our amapiano sound can vary depending on the producer.

For example, Tyla's amapiano sound is different from Focalistic's amapiano sound, the same way Focalistic's amapiano is different from Master KG's amapiano... Tyla's amapiano is a fusion of pop and amapiano, while Focalistic's amapiano is a fusion of kwaito and amapiano, and Master KG's amapiano is a fusion of lekompo and amapiano.

As a Limpopian myself, most of the time I can tell when an amapiano beat was produced by someone from Limpopo without even knowing the person.

I'm sure if Chris Brown was singing in pidgin in the shooter song, you were going to claim it as Afrobeat, but he also added his American touch to it... And if it sounds South African, then which genre of SA music would you classify it under?

Because you can't just say it sounds more South African without having no knowledge of which genre of music can you pin it under.

Right...


But he did sing a few lines in pidgin ...

I wouldn't know what genre cause I have no knowledge of any other south African music genre apart from amapiano .. but I do listen to other music from there that is not amapiano ..

I mean this one here used to be my favourite until the likes of nasty c and aka


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_Lv7PedBIU&pp=ygUGI2lsdWxv


I think I might want to agree with you it's a fusion ... The chorus sounds like it's lojay's voice there.

So yeah, maybe there's a little stint of afrobeat in it but it's not an afrobeat song .. The beat is already a judge of that ...

KingCold:
I'd rather languish in a North Korean prison, sorry

no you wouldn't ...

You know you would visit once and never want to see south Africa again..

Gagare1:
I will make it brief, I hope.

Today is our six years wedding anniversary and my wife (a very good wife) decided to surprise me with a gift. She bought a material for me to sew native attire. Of course, she said I would have to settle the tailor charges when I get it made. No qualms. I was so excited and thankful. Then it came, she told me that she also bought exactly the same materials for her two elder brothers. My wife knows that I don't do anko (asoebi). Now I feel belittled and the gift looks more like a slap. I strongly feel that mine should not be the same with anyone else 's. That difference is key to me (even if mine is cheaper and of lower quality). I am her husband and the father of her child, not just any man. She has been my sole responsibility for the past six years and her first ever anniversary gift should not equate me to her brothers in the village.

I gently told her to at least change the color of mine, but she has been moody since, claiming that she bought it since November and kept it with the seller, she only collected it yesterday. God knows that I don't intend to use that material. I might just give it to her younger brother next time he visits.

For the matured men (my elders in marriage), please am I on the wrong here? I am open to honest responses.

I just feel that mine should be different, the price doesn't matter. The value for me is rooted in mine being different. I do things for my sister too, but never on the same level with my wife. Her's is always different to reflect her unique place in my life.

Sorry, not so brief after all.

her brother are equals to you or she sees you like her brother . It's a subtle msg ...


Would she buy her Father the same set she got for you and her brother??


Food for thought.

helinues:
Car is not an investment but liability. The value depreciate yearly

Even a personal house too is not an asset but a liability. You will spend money maintaining it yearly

but cars has been getting expensive years by year .. Buying cars is like buying land lately...

Oasis007:


......make una come carry am for free bruh.

bruno go click for Liverpool setup .. e sure me die...

Oasis007:
....everyone you listed shouldn't be with us next season. EVERYONE OF THEM BRUH!!!

comman dash us Bruno...

Bimmarlykay:
Liverpool owns this season's league, others are just fighting for top4.😁

I swear down ...

Desusi:
Really? You mean they are not as lively as NL?
Can you give me their site? Or you can message me through my e mail address. I would appreciate it.

I already said the site is down ..

Samantha125:
I think it's a fusion of RnB and Afrobeat.

I know he sampled a voice of this SA high school girl for the song... But at the same time, it sounds like it could be a fusion of RnB and Afrobeat, because it's obviously not amapiano.

i said earlier , afrobeat is determined by the beat , not the sound ... Nigerian song are basically rnb but the best style is what makes it afrobeat .. same goes for amapiano, the beat is what gives it that definition ..

Now listen to the shooter's beat .. there is nothing afrobeat about it ..


I believe South African has more than just the amapiano genre...

Those bmw bikes is the new cool ..




I'm so in love

Samantha125:
🤦🤦🤦

😌😌


Yeah.. btw, shooter's genre is rnb/soul not afrobeat ...


Afrobeat is determined by the beat of the song .. you only tell afrobeat that way.. the song has a south African feel than a Nigerian ... Listen bro the intro .

Samantha125:
Ah ah!!! I don't like drunkards...🤦🤦🤦

Wdym .. it's a mini bottle 😁😁

.it could never get a day old child drunk not to talk of an adult .. 😌😌😌

Desusi:
Must l necessarily be a Ghanian before l can join the forum. Uncountable numbers of foreign national are in nairaland today now.Anyone in nairaland would know more about Nigeria news and culture lifestyles etc.l want to know more about Ghana, one of the famous west African States.

You're right .. I also had an acct there but it wasn't lively as NL so I couldn't keep up.


The only thing you just might have enjoyed of it was still up is the almost nude pictures of the ghanians girls ..

Samantha125:
What is it?

in a bit,

Let me be done with my mini bottle of vodka ...



I should be tipsy enough to drop the bombshell by then...

popizaino:
Salah can't even be EPL GOAT.

You can't fail in science class and go and shine in commercial class to claim best student.

Salah failed at Chelsea,same way Torres failed here. Daniel Sturridge who struggled here shone at Liverpool. Drogba could have also gone for the easier option of playing for Liverpool were it would have been easier to stat pad like those who left science class (Chelsea) to commercial class (Liverpool).



Thus,Salah can't claim to be a goat after failing were Drogba became a legend.


As a Chelsea when EPL is mentioned,Salah would never be greater than Drogba.

Hahaha he say Liverpool na commercial class ..

WhoDeyHause:
Well ice cold is also warming up to do his own damage in the future so let livarpool and Salah fans enjoy their well deserved time in the spotlight.
As una dey call out hazard, many legends would be touched, with koboko. 😭

Who says ice cold would still be in Chelsea by then


😁😁😁

Desusi:
You're a star.Efforts made to discover it has no been yielding. Thanks for given me more clues. I saw a particular one with Samantha co founder. I began to think otherwise. As soon as lam through l will let you know.

Are you ghanian .. why are so interested in it ..


Lol .. Samantha as co founder .. well her real name isn't Samantha, so she's definitely not the one

Samantha125:
I don't remember them all, I had a lot on my mind at that time... Which one did I single out?

🙃🙃🙃

I feeling too shy to mention it ...

Samantha125:
Haibo!!! What do you and my guy have in common...😳😳😳

Lol ... I already listed them out that day but then you singled one out ... Out of nowhere, I became a troll and so on and so forth .. you just kept dropping all of it on me ...


I bet you remember though... 😞😞

Samantha125:
There he goes again with his blame game...🤦🤦🤦... This is what I don't like about you, always looking for a reason to be pointing fingers.

That other guy wanted to grope you for a change...🤣🤣🤣

Apart from the i've gotten myself into the ongoing feud between the each of our countries, I do not see what else i do around here that would supposedly "get on your nerves" ... And I noticed you started being like this after I said what I said about me and your guy having something in common ..





Nah .. I'd have his head hanging on a spike if he dares too .. he should look elsewhere or keep trying his luck on you...

Hmm .. "chyke" is another word we use that can't be found bin the dictionary...

Ayobeck:
Nah me u dey disguise for.you are mad,u dey use two accounts for nairaland

Abi God wan punish this one ...


Baba clear jor .. I still dey push you for back say make you push on , you wan come dey fight me ..

Baba e go better make you resume your chyking .. no start wetin you no fit finish oo ..

5-0 ...


They should give us the league already abeg.

diggz:
To mention the bum name dey hard me abeg

Lmao...

Samantha125:
On a normal day, [b]you get on my nerves[/b]and I wouldn't apologize.


But today you made my day, in fact, that other guy made my day...🤣🤣🤣🤣

You started that first and it's been over flimsy issues ..


Most times I be thinking, does she want to pick a fight with me by all means ..



Lol .. the other guy must've been high on something.. how could he not tell the difference in the monikers..

diggz:
Aba Ronaldo

lmao .. who be aba Ronaldo Tori oloun .. 😂😂😂

Be like na madueke you dey talk abi??

diggz:
Dem suppose use 2x2 arrange all our wingers head. Useless bums!

i think they're way too comfortable ... Make hoely boely dey start from small small wages too .. maybe their head go reset ...

princefrank76:
How much last?

don't worry it's for free .. drop location .. make I waybill am...

diggz:
Name the winger you think can lead the line. Salah just scored now. But we have Lil baby, Ben Johnson and Sterlings younger brother robbing us blind with midget figures.

lmao .. who be lil baby??