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helinues:
At home

Too much of vulnerability outside tonight

They can throw banger at you
You can be robbed
Police can arrest you.

pls tell me you're not scared of banger. 😂😂😂

Solseal007:
I use 50k to cook on Christmas day

and you no invite us make we come chop ..

Whyyna

Lekan239:
if I cook at home, I ho eat am for morning, still dey open my pot colle t food every 2hrs, to calm my hand and my face go always dey happy. But if I go chop outside, once the food don finish inside plate, na too lock up bdat. Or after 3hrs or 4hrs u for don dey find snacks or garri to take hold body

be like me and you na same thing .. If I cook like This, na like every two two hours i go dey open pot go dey chow until the food finish .. e no go even last till the day say I calculate say e suppose finish .. so e better make pesin like me go dey chop outside ..

Maxtipulation:
Download Oparemini and get free 50GB everyday for those attacks instead, Tinubu thugs no need to waste money for

50gb or 50mb..

Barteze:
Bros slowdown on your soft drinks intake I love taking them myself but a bottle per meal is on another level.

a bottle a week is more appropriate...

2cribz:
Well not bad,me i do take glass bottled pepsi or i buy the plastic from foodco..butnu see seaman with captain jack,i must take am acter i don take luke 2 bottles of drink i must make sure e balance if not na diabetes

How Seaman dey take eliminate diabetes 😂😂😂

chemicalwasiu:
Common man will survive if he is not taking lacasera and Pepsi in a day. Imagine taking beans, meat and Pepsi in a sitting? How will you survive with this terrible combination?
Apart from your financial survival I fear for health.

those folks that eat bean together with meat or eggs and still gulp down those fizzy drinks ...


How una dey do am . If I try am eh . Diarrhea go finish me .

I really do not understand what you guys mean when you say "fight for marriage" like why the fvck would I wanna go through that stress ..




Dude sir her down and ask her to choose between you and the ex .. she can't be doing both side ..

On the flip side it could just be mere catch up .. nothing serious and the fellow is only getting insecure ..

Still go ahead to have the discussion with her.. if she's tilting toward the other guy, BOUNCE!!!

immortalcrown:
This childish part is very unnecessary and even makes you story appear fictional. How can a Yoruba lady who has had two Yoruba husbands give her child an Igbo name? We know you don't want to be traced. So, don't bother telling us your names and making a fool of yourself by saying that your son's name is Jidenna. You are a Yoruba, your wife is a Yoruba, her former husband is a Yoruba, so what inspired the Igbo name for your child?

I wonder the colour of the blanket and how many rounds they went.

You can't win the battle. You fighting her can only make her to become more secretive that you will no longer find out anything going on between her and her ex.

Excellent.

YES. Unless you are willing to have a co husband.

Jidenna is a igbo name??

Samantha125:
Maybe those men who fainted were gays...😂😂😂... A straight man should have no business crying or fainting upon seeing his fellow man perform... Your job is to comfort us ladies when we cry and carry us when we faint...😂😂😂

If you're my man and you cry or faint, we'll have a problem... I saw people's pillars of strengths screaming louder than their girlfriends at the concert and it only gave me even more reason to be thankful that my husband wasn't around...😅😅😅

I talk a lot when I'm around the people I'm close to, but sometimes I just need my own space and peace... And for the last time, he's a South African guy...😑😑😑

I do get excited, but it's nothing serious, I mean it's just TV... I prefer focusing more on his music rather than following his personal life... He might be a global superstar, but at the end of the day, he's still a human like the rest of us and he also needs his privacy.

My husband knows that I'm a Chris Brown fan, he's also a fan, but he doesn't know about the crazy part and I prefer it that way...😂😂😂... But he was surprised when he found out that I had lost my voice the following day.

lol at pillars of strength screaming** those were probably gays too ...

I'd feel the same way too .. if a niqqa that happens to be a friend, we stop being friends exactly that same day ... If he does as much as scream too, we're parting ways ... Just stay chill and sing along or find a girl to rock ..

My bad .. I think it's fun calling him Botswana guy, I can't call him south African guy, it's way too long and I feel weird using the word husband , don't ask me why.. So you'd have to pardon me and get used to Botswana guy 🤗🤗🤗 .


Wow .. it's still surprising though, you being an introvert but its cool ..



What's the general view about introvertedness
In south african .. In Nigeria being introverted has a negative view to it .. you're mostly seen as dumb,proud, and most esp boring, you'd be mostly be taken advantage of almost every time. I think we believe it's some sort of anomaly that isn't suppose to be and you'd be mostly be forced to do away with it ..

What's the perception like in south Africa??

BItt:
Salah didn't get enough playing time under mourinoh. Also Chelsea playing pattern as at the wasn't about alot of pace.

are you saying Salah requires a playing pattern of pace to play well ..

Arne slot playing pattern doesnt require pace yet still plays well ...

airmark:
This Apari should stop going through the corners.

Tell the board you need another striker next month, they won't kill you.

is marc guiu already a waste man .. why the new striker ..

bluefilm:
It's like Chelsea is now learning from Manchester United and Tottenham how to fuck_ up bigtime?

una do they title race ... The fvck up suppose normal nw..

Samantha125:
I cried in the beginning when he performed angel numbers/ten toes, that's my personal song and I still couldn't believe that I was seeing him live... And I also cried when he performed don't judge me and residuals... Those songs are just emotional and touchy.

Besides, you're a man, so you wouldn't understand...😂😂😂

I had a time of my life.

I'm more active online than in real life...😅😅😅... I prefer typing to talking too much.

I don't think there's any other artist that can make me go crazy like Chris Brown, either locally or internationally.

I've seen men faint whilst Micheal Jackson
Performs though ...


I don't think I'll ever understand it .. both crying and fainting .. I don't think I'll ever ...



Why am I fealing envious .. I hope his next destination is Nigeria. Let me take a front row and see if I'll cry or not .. 😌😌

You really do talk a lot online, umm I mean it a good way oo ..

You must've the same energy Botswana guy , i bet ... Y'all chit chat gon be long as fvck cause I can imagine you just going on and on and on trying burst out his ear drum ..🤗🤗🤗 I also mean this in a good way 😌😌😌..



I'm curious though, do you get all excited like that when you watch him on TV ??

Does Botswana guy know about your Chris brown craziness?? 😌😌

Samantha125:
I've never been as appreciative of my husband's job as the way I was on the 15th... In fact, whoever superintendent of that hospital is, he or she needs to be given a raise for making sure that my husband would be working on that day...🤣🤣🤣

I only came back to my senses during the "heat" performance, my best friend had to hold me for a bit... I think I cried thrice...🤦🤦🤦

I used to see videos of people fainting at Michael Jackson's concerts and I'd think that they were just being dramatic, until Chris Brown happened to me.

Next time when he comes, I think I'll prefer buying those tickets for reserved seating because that front zone properly dealt with me, the feeling of knowing that he was just standing few metres away nearly landed me in the emergency room, only for my hardworking husband to come home and see videos of his lovely wife passed out because of another man...🤣🤣🤣

I am an introvert... But not in December...🤣🤣🤣

Reasons you like men in that profession i guess... 😂

But hold on, what were the tears for ??

I really don't get the fainting and the crying thing watching these guys perform ...

I think the farthest I'd go is just take pictures, I wouldn't go crazy like that .. I really don't understand how it works but I low-key want to know how it feels ...


😂😂😂

Sounds like one hell of a experience for you and one of best moments of your life ..




You really don't seem like an introvert except your online persona is different from real world ..


Apart from Chris brown, which other artiste could have you going crazy like that...

Fkforyou:
I would have loved Arsenal to get Chiesa bar his injury record.

He is suitable to be Sakas’ back up.

he's only available on loan ...

Do you guys all watch in dubbed too ??

Where can I get the subbed version ??


I fvcking hate Netflix





Squid game

BarrElChapo:
Adebayor spoke fluent Yoruba lol

for real??

nairalanda1:
Jokes aside, and even saying it is his money, one player I admire is Ngolo Kante...who bought a very ordinary car.

The problem with Lambo...and I say this as a fan of Lambos, and even Ferraris...is that at the end, the car would be very difficult to sell when you are finished with it, without losing big.

If I was a footballer, I will buy a ordinary car, and save the remainder of the money that I could have used to buy a Lambo.

Also, lambos can be very difficult to use on Nigerian roads.

Funny enough, he made that ordinary car a trend nw .. now everybody wan dey chook head for mini Cooper...

Urheadmaster:


It's not like Osimhen needs Martins' approval or anything, considering he just dropped over N600 million on that ride. Maybe Martins is just trying to stay relevant, or perhaps he's auditioning for the role of 'cool uncle' in Osimhen life.

Urus is not up to that amount ... 😒😒😒

Samantha125:
I'm a crazy fan...😅😅😅... I had to put the introvert in me on the side to attend that concert.

He only acted for like two or three days, it wasn't that long... We all know that black Americans are of West African descent and not South Africa.

But still, it's very important to check the lyrics before you can start singing along...😂😂😂... He didn't feature Lojay in the shooter song.

I was born and raised in Limpopo and the number of Zulus there is very few... I never had any Zulu friends growing up.

I don't think I'd have the courage to touch him, I nearly fainted when he started performing Angel numbers/ten toes...😅😅😅... It's like I lost my senses and had a mini stroke coupled together with a mini heart attack...😂😂😂... I removed both my wedding ring together with my engagement ring before I went to the concert to avoid disrespecting my husband's vows, I knew I was going to lose my senses... Thank God he got caught up at work and didn't attend the concert, my marriage would've been hanging by a thread right now...🤣🤣🤣

The last paragraph had me exclaiming Jesus !!!

Holy hell !!!

😂😂😂😂 .. what!!! Hahahaha!!

Now that's crazy . 😂😂😂😂


Chris brown nearly had blood on his hands .. 😂😂😂 ...


😂😂😂😂

Nah this is too funny ...


Botswana guy would've been so disappointed in you if he had gone with you . Lol ..







Did I just you saying you're an introvert?? 😂😂😂

Never in a million years would I believe that....


You seem like the life of the party kind of a girl 😌😌

A drainage system would be better .. find a way to get the water out ..

She can keep bathing with buckets...

Binspector:
When did seeing a man on a boxer-short become a problem?

i hope it's not also a problem when the situation is reversed...

But I thought they said if a woman likes you , not doesn't matter if your jokes are dry, she'd still laugh and the jokes are never a problem...

meobizy:
Find a funny man with his good qualities. It’s not like only ten men exist in the world.

If she eventually finds the funny one, she'd probably noticed he's not jacked or can't spend on a woman .. she'd find something wrong with the funny guy ... Na their way...

RandDigital:
So says Mr Ponmo. Google wors.

ponmos are a delicacy and your regular hides of an animal .. it's still better than consuming intestines...

Goodmarlian:
I don't have a problem with the addage "make money before you love" but where I have a problem is that it is gender biased why should it be only men who are obligated to make money? What if its chioma that falls seriously sick in your story Emeka will be obligated to run around and hustle for money to treat hsr abi? and if he runs away the society will consider him wicked, irresponsible and less masculine but if its the other way round chioma is smart abi? Well its not only women who like money we modern men also want rich,hardworking and industrious women.

.

Yeah .. it being gender biased is what I find annoying about the situation too...

Samantha125:
I've been a fan since primary school... The first song that I ever liked from him was run it, there was this kids program that I liked watching back then called Crazy, they'd usually play the song there... That's how I became a fan.


He then first came to SA in 2007 and briefly acted on one of our weekly soap opera called Generations, I was still in primary, but the entire class went crazy... We talked about him for almost a whole week...😂😂😂

You hardly find the need to google the lyrics, yet you changed Chris Brown's lyrics into pidgin...🤣🤣🤣

I learnt Zulu by watching Zulu programs and reading the subtitles.

I'm just joking... There was no way we were going to let our money go into waste by ruining the concert... Some of us were even drunk in love and busy fantasising about what we could never have, I just pity those guys who went together with their wives and girlfriends...🤭🤭🤭

I never checked the Samantha song, maybe I should...😏😏😏

run it .. i had to use Google help on this .. turns out I know the song .. you seem like a more hardcore chris brown fan than I am 😌😌😌 ...

He acted?? Woah ... So ya'll and Chris brown have got history .. maybe he's of south African descent 🥴🥴


🤗🤗🤗 It was just a few lines , not the whole lyrics 😁😁 ..

If you were really conversant with pidgin, you'd really think he spoke pidgin there , I swear and since he had lojay on the song, he could really be flexing with pidgin ..


Zulu must be that easy... If you could grasp it by just seeing a program and reading subtitles on it ..


I on the other hand doesn't even know how to speak any other languages other than mine ... Even If i watch shows on them with subtitles, I still wouldn't.. I've only been making slight headways with Spanish but it's just regular words , i cant string a sentence in it . .

As for the indigenous ones like igbo and hausas and the rest, I can't speak nada ... Even though I come across people that speak them everyday .. You couldn't have just learnt Zulu over programs, I feel like you would have had friends fluent in Zulu to have helped you out..


Lol ... You were fantasizing 🤗🤗🤗 , oh great...

I couldn't imagine what would have befalled breezy if you all had played your hands on him ..

Poor Chris breezy, he would've been distraughted or would've been a good experience for him .. 😁😁😁

Eriokanmi:
Being fully kutted would have saved him truly but it couldn't. The speed was damn too high. Chevron takes safety as a priority as you know

where did this happen?? ..


I watch moto G.p alot and I've these folks survive dangerous mishaps while on the same top speed infact that fellow top speed cant be up to the ones they go through at moto g.p..


The kits might have not been standard/quality ones...

Samantha125:
Lmao...🤣🤣🤣... You created your own lyrics... Reminds me of back in the day when he just released loyal, some of us would constantly change the lyrics to " these girls ba nloya" meaning these girls are bewitching me.

That's why it's important to check the lyrics of any song that you like before you start singing along... I always do that even if it's a Sepedi song...😅😅😅

Maybe Lojay was afraid that we were going to xenophobia him on stage...🤣🤣🤣... It's possible it was his first time performing here in SA and given the large crowd as well.

He performed Monalisa together with sensational.

I don't know any song by the name Samantha.

hahahaha .. loyal .. one of my favorite too ...

How long have you been Chris brown fan ??



What's his oldest song you could remember, do not use Google🤗🤗. just think of one off your head ..

For me I'd say yeahx3 and turn up the music..

The latter used to be fav ...

I hardly find the need to google lyrics except in rap music.. I pride myself in being able to hear what they say when listening to slow songs or christ brown like songs.. it's the reason I like seeing English spoken movies without subtitles..



Lol .. nah, I don't think that was it .. he had davido and chris brown, you guys wouldnt do that else yall wanna ruin the show ... He was probably overwhelmed, large crowd and all ...

I bet if he gets a next time, he'd perform better ..


Samantha by tekno .. do you know tekno??

Some guy mentioned it to you some days back on one thread .. I've also mentioned it to you the last time you were here before you deactivated..


I remembered I sang(wrote) the song(lyrics ) to you when i was tryna 🤗🤗🤗🤗 you know what 🤗🤗🤗 .. lol 😌😌 ..

Eriokanmi:
I remember that Chevron guy that year. Survival is rare in any power bike mishap

Not when you're fully kitted ..

Samantha125:
Which lines did he sing in pidgin? I know that song word for word and I don't remember coming across pidgin.

Easy to love is South African house music.

Maybe we can say that he got the inspiration from both SA and Nigeria when making that song and added his American touch to it.

Speaking of Lojay, I'm really disappointed in that guy... He hit us with a surprise at the Chris Brown concert and I was really excited to see him perform Monalisa, given that we weren't even expecting him to be at the concert... But his performance wasn't what I expected, it was lacking and I can't help but feel like Chris Brown saved the performance, it's like he was nervous or something... But Monalisa is a great song either way.

😁😁😁

You're right .. they weren't pidgin ...

He said "only fvck things with Choco" but I thought it was "only for things wey choke oo"


And the other part where he said "who are you, who are you, what's your name"

I thought those were " who born you, who born you" what's your name??

😁😁😁 ..

Hahaha .. I 've been singing those lines like that for a very long time lol .. I guess it's because I've Never had a reason to check out the lyrics but they really sounded like pidgin .. 😁😁 ..



Yep , I knew about the house music genre, I just couldn't remember .. That bucie song was an addiction at some point 😁 ..

At the bolded, that's definitely what happened ...

Lojay must've been anxious, probably got nervous seeing that much crowd. It's something that amongst these upcoming artiste. Did he perform monalisa?? Or the one with davido"sensational"


You like monalisa , that's cool..

What about Samantha, do you like that too??