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Buhahahahahahah. . . . .
Carnal ke. . . .

Okay ooo. . .my shop remais closed then.

U like am?

Shey busybodi fe gbo mi jigijigi nii. . . .?
Shey o ni mind ko gbo mi jigijiga. . .
se o mo pe iwo naa lo so wipe o ma jealous. . . .

emi gan gbo ekiti die oya mii. . . .
ke shele?

am not spoilt ooo.
am intact for you. . . .
you are the one that will "open my shop"

mi o ni walk on you. . . .
mo kan fe work on you nii

I couldnt help but LOL when i saw the "Awe" stuff you used.
Are you from Ekiti?

Well, kini busybody fe se fun mi?. . . .
Emi ko beru busybody kan kan ooo. . .
Karma ni kan lo da bi npe o kapa mi ni gbogbo nairaland yii. . . .
sugbon iwo ka gbogbo bodi mi sha

Well, I wouldnt argue with you. . . .
If I want something, I'd go for it. . .even if I dont win it. . . .
that way, I'd know I tried getting it which is berra than not trying at all. . . .
and you know what?. . .
most things I go for. . .
I get it. . .xcept if I really dont wanna have it. or God says a big no.

Afterall, mi o le tele married woman.

Haba. . .
you too dey read meaning to meaningless stuffs ju
You should know its all joke now. . .
you can even ask Moyo.

I must find you whenever I look for you oooo. . .
even if I dont look for you , you must be there.
That is what Arapa does for Arese.

Ha! emi arugbo. . . . .
mo yi wa ni 20s nau. . . .
ma ma so iso kuso ke. . .35 lohun lohun. . . .
o ma mo angeli to koja ooo.
daddy mi gan o ti pe 35.
Am still gonna do it that I know. . .by God grace.
And I get to do all things thru that baba upstairs that strenghten me.

Mo kan miss Moyo ni now. . .
ko da bi mo se n miss iwo. . .
mo ma n miss iwo lalale. . . .
ti otutu ba ti mu mi ati. . .ti nba ti. . . .
Se o wa ripe missing ti tie yato si ti moyo bayi?
mo mope o ma jealous gannn. . .sugbon o need lati jealous rara. . .
iwo lo ma lomi gbo sogbo?

I really dont think its selfish. . .
I remember my dad always telling me while growing up that. . .
anything worth having, is worth "fighting" for.
Moreover, the term "Happy" is very relative. . . .
how can we measure happiness?. . .to the point that we conclude that the lady is happy at the highest level?
The fact that we cant measure happiness, makes me believe that. . .
a lady happy with her bf. . .can be[b] more [/b] happy with me. . . .
Its like eating fried rice only and concluding that its better than white rice without tasting white rice.

I know you wouldnt agree with me. . . .
but I am quite convinced that. . . .
somehow, you know am saying the truth.

That means yes from where I come from. . . .
perhaps we are from the same place ?

TOYOSI20:
Ma Honeymoon oo, Fiji all the way !!!

Why am I not surprised?

If I be the man, I for buy ticket to Hamas region for the 2 of us. . . .
that sounds mo like honey moon abi?

Moyola:
Yu such a phlirt. . . . aintchu?

It wasn't me oooo . . . .

You are such a game. . . .aintchu?

Looking around for HF

@ Topic.

Why waste money on the 2?. . . .
spend so much for the wedding, then after the wedding . . . .you start having headache at the sight of your bank balance abi?. . . .

Or why spend on honeymoon. . . .when you have been eating, swallowing and drinking the honey since God knows when!. . . .

Ko si honey kan kan mo jo. . . .
its more of time for sober relfection.

all these one wey una dey kiss unasef. . .
dey call una seff funny names. . . .

Hope say no be wat i dey fink sha?

Toyo and HF na una i dey talk too oo

@ HF.

Na ordinary greetings i dey greet am now.
that is not part of the code of conduct you gave me now.
Shey bi na u I write poem for. . . .
y you come dey bother about who I no write poem for?
9ja women and the way they reason sha. . . .

@ Moyo.
m ok. . . .
but could have been berra . . .
had I bn seeing you more often

@ HF.

Ha emi ko si ni sukuru o oooo. . . .
mo ro pe mo ma le se PHD mi ni tele, sugbon ise ko je. . . .
ise yen ti gba time ju. . . .infact, mo nlo fun course si kan ni NY lati monday ta ma mu yii. . .
fun 3 weeks gbako!. . . .mi o ti mo bi mo se mase!. . . .
abi ki nma sa bo lo do e ni?. . .I'd like that ooo

Emi gan tii miss e ju. . . .ojojumo ni mo ma fie lala.

Yeah I remember that our discussion. . . .
but I still dont support it. . . .
if I find a lady I care so much about and am honest about it. . .even if am not honest about it sef. . .
I will go after her. . .as long as she's not married.

This is my belief, . . . .
almost all the pretty, smart and responsible and reasonable girls should be in a relationship. . .
simple because the good virtues are quite noticable . . .hence, guys go for them.
So, Charles Darwin law of evolution. . . ."Survival of the fittest" should set in. . .
Let's fight for the lady, and whoever wins takes it. . . .
I have lost some ladies, and definately I have gained.

I strongly believe that competition makes life interesting and challenging. . .and hence, worth living.
Gettit dear?.

@ Tope.

Are you abusing me?. . . .
na true i dey talk now.

Moyola:
Yu lot still on diz?

Moyo. . . .
Where have you been?
Na waooo. . . .
Kinda wondering wassup with you. . .
I no miss you sha. . . .
But good to see you.

chamotex:
All you Ashewo people again

You lot are Crazy!

Whats the meaning of "ahsewo"
those mallam that exchange currencies abi?

Chamo. . . .
"Ole lo mo ese ole tan lori apata"
Meaning, only a thief can trace the footsteps of a thief on a mountain.


@ Tope.

Yes I was told now. . . .or what are you thinking?. . . .naughty girl!
I cant do married women ooo, i dont want wake them do my wife. . . .
but i don do "engaged", . . . . .severally.
That's how I know all those my bfs or my fiancee they keep shouting is nada but hoax.

Let me even tell you a personal observation. . . .
[s]ladies in serious relationships are more fun in.[/s] . . .

@ Topic.

Roses are Red. . . . .
Velvets are Purple. . . . .
Sun is Yellow. . . . .
Grasses are Green. . . . .
Sky is Blue. . . . .
Sp*rm is white. . . . .
These are the colors that makes my "loff" a pleasant delight for HeatFusion. . .
a Delight to behold and begot. . . .
A delight in form of rainbow.

Hope say I try.

tope2000:
lol. . . . smart guys go after married women?
wats smart abt that
is he going to become the second husband

Yummy?
How do u know? do u know what flavour it has?

Mr universe? im sure he did
but errrrrr i'll still pass

Tope, my smart was in quote. . . . .
smart in this sense means "ability to make a married woman play ball". . . .
and trust me, its not easy. . .it takes a smart guy to convince a married woman to "roll". . .
So I Was Told ooo

HeatFusion:
Hey babes, wassup?

I hope you're not rebuking some women for claiming a commited marital status sha.
Some men just don't comprehend the word NO.
Trust me, the best way to let them know that you don't want them is to show your ring, be it fake or real.

Am gud dear. . .how are you doing?. . .
missed you pass my mama  
We need to do smthing abt you neglecting me for days oo.

Am not rebuking women for claiming a committed relationship ooo. . . .
am just trying to make the OP and some other guys know that, the fact that a woman is in a committed
relationship, doesnt stop 'em from winning her over.

Studies. . .(Personal Studies Case Study: Sillyboy). . .shows that 90% of women in relationship are "win-able"

Where is HeatFusion?

@ Topic/OP

Do you expect to hear otherwise?. . . . .
Even if they are single, they (most) will still claim they have bf or engaged. . . .
It is left for you to "decode" if their claimed staus is true or not.

Some even buy ring for themselves. . . .lol
Moreover, "smart" boys goes after married women so why get depressed over some girls having bfs.

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=16333.msg3384585#msg3384585 date=1232931401]Why not call an escort service or something?

@topic
Another annoying Monday[/quote]Dont you think that will cost me some money?

It should be earlmy monday morning. . . .so why have you concluded that its already annoying?

Thinking, Shoud I make a small hole in my bed and see if its gonna help?. . . .Lawd! its so cold

Thinking, . . . .What can I do to make this "thing" go down since there is no hope tonight?

@ Topic.

"One Leg-Up" Joint.