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[quote author=*Hauwa* link=topic=218124.msg3342385#msg3342385 date=1231988388]sillyboy only girls do that. are you really a guy or transgendered [/quote]I was a kid then jor. . . . transgendered kor. . .goatmale ni.

bluespice:
black bean-shaped

Your head correct . . . .bet you did it. . .
and its kinda sticky too.

[quote author=*Hauwa* link=topic=218124.msg3342403#msg3342403 date=1231988708]clit shaped is the best descriptions of udala/agbalumo seed [/quote]See description!
omo buruku . . . .oloju rogodo.

HeatFusion:
Ok, it's a week after valentine, Feb. 21
best not forget

Lol, I love agbalumo die. it turns into gumif u chew it for a long while

Yuk. . . .I remember that we break the seed inside and make ear-rings outta it.

HeatFusion:
well, true for some women sha.

[size=2pt]I dnt do emails or calling [/size]

I dont want you to call me or mail me. . . .I only wanted to holla you on your birthday. . . .but its okay if you dont. . .I will have to wish you well right here on nairaland.

Whats the date?

[quote author=**osisi link=topic=218124.msg3342337#msg3342337 date=1231987335]With the current economic crunch,ladies should not expect too much.
If he buys you agbalumo(Udala) just lick the thing and give him a kiss.
Things is hard [/quote]Now thats funny. . .wish all girls are like you. . . .simple "fruit" (almond fruit) would do.

BTW, I hate agbalumo. . .especially the sour ones.

@ HF.

What's with the question marks and shine shine eyes.

@ Osisi , BS and HF.
It's not that boys like sending cards up and down on valentine day. . . . .
its just that u girls makes Vals day such a big deal. . . .if u dont get anything from ur man. . .
its like he doesnt appreciate you, . . . .

HeatFusion:
oh babe, think about it. cold weather, motion, and hot steamy
Couldn't be a better scene than that
I can't handle cold. My skin is very fragile I know, baby,

Trust me. . .my fantasy list has bn growing since uve bn working on it with me. . . .lol

Are you serious about you not able to handle cold?. . . .
Whao. . .this is funny. . .I love it. . . .
My presence will keep you more warmer than NorthFace apparels

Give me ur cell number. . .via email (walleyhh@gmail.com). . . .and I will call you twice that very day. . .

@ Topic.

I will definately drop her ass!
Shior. . . .oniranu obinrin.

you know these turbulence that makes airplanes shakes during flights. . .they are often caused by weather conditions.

The cold aint bad here. . . .anyone can handle it. . . .moreover, it sets the mood. . .you know?

Speeding ticket. . .just twice. . .I give them my innocent look. . .and trust me it works wonders.
That look once gat me a big deal of a job, gat me hardest of girls, makes my parent trust my judgement, makes my sisters give me what I want and do what I like, makes my pastor believe that am holy and makes cops warn me for serious moving violations. . . .lol. . . . .Thank you God for my looks.

Its more like we were playing ourselve. . .girls were playing boys and boys playing girls. . . .moreover, whats there to do at that stupid NYSC camp except get naughty?

Not all mischieves hurts. . .or has to do with emotions. . . .
most good hearted mischieves. . .makes you laugh for days and each time you remember the episode.

@ HF

Please lets forget that xmas spending jare. . . .am bothered about taking care of my credit scores now.

That airplane bathroom thingy sounds cool. . .imagine getting down there and there is a little turbulent during showdown. . . . . . .sounds interesting.

Have never bn to Florida. . . . . . .but guess amma be there soon someday.

I sincerely prefer speed to height. . . .

During my NYSC orientation camp days in Yobe. . . . .
myself and some friends cut palm fronds and made bed outta it near the parade ground. . . .
so whatever chic we catch is always "butchered" there. . . .
It got to a point that we are always trying to get to the "bed" 1st at night. . . .
One day, one of the guys took a girl there. . .and while doing the doing. . . .a rat ran over them and the two "monkeys" ran like mad people. . .it was so funny . . . .still talked abt it on facebook today.

I simply love mischieves! Wish to play one on you. . . .lol

HeatFusion:
Lol, you're one crazy man
heheh, you better control sillyboy jr. . . .because I am not getting down in the airport
Not romantic na, haba, don't you think I deserve better?

ehrrrm, that's one sexual fantasy that won't come true o, sp with me.
I prefer it on the beach, stale abi? but think about the water, how it's be bouncing us up and down

I will take you calling me crazy a compliment.
Trust me. . .a times, silly jr gets out of control. . . else, y do u think I over used my credit card during xmas?. . .ask moonstone.

You never can tell what sexual fantasy that will come true. . . .they just happen a times.
Sex on the beach aint bad. . .did that once at Lagos. . .one dirty beach like that filled with "ladies in scarlet"
But I think it will be cool doing it Miami. . . .then the whites thinking to themselves. . ."look at these two monkeys on heat". . . .lol

Another sexual fantasy of mine is getting down while on a high altitude. . . . .
Like Statue of liberty. . . . .and likes.
Am afraid of heights. . . .and I think sexual pleasure combined with fear is ecstacy!. . . .lol

Am I truely crazy?

HeatFusion:
lmaooooooo. . . . am an innocent girl, I don't do all that. so fear not

It's not that I don't like being romantic, it's just that I'm not
haaaaaaaaaa!! Jesu, so you telling me that pre-intimacy slows down the main thing?
baby, witout pre-intimacy, no lovemaking. sorry.

Fly naked na, if they call 911 on your ass, I don't know you o. I just go walk pass you like u be mad man. hehehe
wetin be oko oloyun?

yes, I have. I was joking

Dont you know a man on heat is a madman?
911 guys will understand jor. . . .
they will even be the one to make a "make-shift" bed for us. . . .

Talking about that. . . . .
Getting down in an airport will be fun and crazy. . . .
am adding that to my sexual fantasy. . .its second to the pooly thing. . . .

HeatFusion:
It's not a val meeting, dear. Just had to go somewhere for something
I told you that am not romantic o. You'd be disappointed if you count on me.
But behind closed doors, I'd try to make it as romantic as possible

mba, I don't trust your words
I need proof na, abi u wan me to have my own idea on how u look? do u know what I think abt naija men appearance

I fear small when you said you will be going for a meeting. . . .
I was like. . .dont "airforce" do vals too. . . .lol

Me self dont like being romantic jare. . .it does nothing but slow down the main activity.
Behind closed doors is the main koko. . .(I wish 2mrw is Val. . . )
Bet am gonnna have to fly to Flo naked. . . .perhaps we could start from the airport. . . .
Hope my pal brings my Oko oloyun special before then. . .

Construct whatever image of me you like. . . .just make sure the "koko" is big enuf. . .lol
Seriously. . .youve seen me before.

HeatFusion:
oUCH!! hOW CAN YOU SAY i love you TO SOMEONE WITHOUT MEANING IT?
i'D HAVE HAD YOUR GUTS ON MY PLATTER

LOL, if you wan spend it with me, I don't mind
Just know how ho make it romantic. Don't tell me you love me
And be ready to follow me to my meeting o
Sexy? how are we sure?

What meeting are you talking about?. . . .se eyin tu ma se ipade lale valentine ni?. . .lol
Am spending it with you jare Arapa re
and you are to make it romantic for me. . . .I will only be following your lead. . . .
even behind closed doors.

Tot you knew I was sexy already. . . .just see my teeth. . . .
You gat to trust my words

tope2000:

Is ur body made out of wood?? r u tellin me if u see ur gf naked u wont  . . . . . .  

It will surely move my sister. . . .even seeing all those stuffs covered in iro and buba of aso oke sef makes my something nod. . . .

It's just that naked woman dancing is funny. . . .
Guess I will just have to stop her from her stupidity by attacking her body

HeatFusion:
Sillyboy, haba, you and Treetop20 no get romance jare.
Telling a girl you love her on val is expected Not romantic

Go home and sleep your eyes off? wow, e don reach that level?
You wnt even take her out?

Saying I love you is quite hard and a new ground for me. . . .I wasnt even sure I meant it. . .so it was a big deal.
Am only gonna speak to her on phone this time around. . .she's far away. . . .
Moreover. . . .am planning flying to Florida to spend it with you. . . . .
Hope you can handle sexy Silly?

[quote author=amebo no.1 link=topic=219136.msg3341745#msg3341745 date=1231976800]onyin honey i get u,like i said we r just trying to rub minds,trying to create an invisible idea or picture,if u get me


@topic

wat say u dancing naked before his very eyes?and giving him dat "im gonn.a get down real hard for u today" [/quote]I wouldnt find that seductive. . . .it will be more like "comedy".

@ Topic.

Most Vals day usually falls on weekdays. . . . .
I'd prefer surprises. . . . .

The last one I did was. . . .

Sent a note and flower to her at her office. . . .
picked her up after closing for dinner. . .
told her I love her. . .(that was the 1st time). . .and she was surprised
and took her back to her office to pick her car.

Simply.

This coming one. . . .nada. I will go home and sleep my eyes off.

@ Topic.

make your lips luscious and sip nicely from the glass. . . .good eye contact and make sure what is coming out of your mouth is sensible and funny. . . . .and please make sure you dont ask me about other girls that makes u feel insecured and am seduced.

Also have a heart for jokes (even personal jokes) and be in a fitting pants.