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DeReloaded:
Doesnt she live in Naija?

Maybe she's off work for maternity leave?

so because you are mad that she doesnt make money, her husband she starve half his seed?

Stop trying to make excuses for her jor


if she's in 9ja. . . .it's even gonnna be easier. . . .
let her buy bread and 5 naira pure water.

As for my developing seed in her,. . . .hmmmm, . . .emmmm . . .T dont knw,

Infact, I dont believe an iota of her story. There is no sequence, and they are all so pourous!

@ Ebony.

Come around me and you will find out if I knw the differences and . . . .ofcos similarities too

See as Daphoenix dey laugh like witch wey dey Karma village. . . . .shior.

@ Karma.
Should a woman rely on a man to feed herself?. . . .MacDonald's even has a $1 burger now sef. So what are we talking about?

Bastard or no bastard. . . .ammma starve her till she can afford $1 burger!

DeReloaded:
sillyboy, you're a bastard that believes starving a pregnant woman is normal. Comot from my face before you start having those nightmares again.

I believe your real location is Sudan sef.

Someone else should nominate themselves.  

Hey, that's kinda harsh!. . . .I mean the bastard.

I almost replied with a very silly post. . . .but thank Jeez I decoded easily it was you.
U can call me anything you like jor. . . . . . . .as long as you dont give me nightmare tonight.

Now you De-reloaded abi wetin? Just wondering where and how you dey.
Aint I fit for a mod?

Henceforth, I appoint myself a moderator.

Please, Where is Karma?. . . . .O to ojo meta ma

@ David.

You dont have to be surprised. I am obliged to be responsible for my wife when I have one. . . .even for my gf. But if she relies on me to be fed all the days of her life, then UNICEF should put her name on her list. In the era where women claims to be equal to a man, why should a woman be relying on a man to be fed in the name of marriage.

I have always said, A woman who doesnt make at least 70% of my income is not gonna be considered. Talkless of 1 that will depend on me to buy "iru" and "maggie" for her.

@ Sauron and Tope.

Dont you know that Lucifer is sensible and smart. Women should work.
"No food for lazy Woman". . . . . .especially one with a loud mouth that can insult and deserve not to be spoken to for days.

My Husband Has Not Been Talking To Me For Three Days Now Please Help Me

Hello Nairalanders, im in serious stress and i need your advice, my husband slapped me twice when i was lying on bed because i asked him why he is sleeping without taking his bath, i got so angry and insulted him,  he  has not been talking to me for three days now.I over reacted and said some unpleasant things to him cos i never expected him to ever slap me as he use to say when  we were dating that he can never lay his finger on a woman, what annoys me most is that  im pregnant and i don't expect him to slap me in this condition. Now he will not give me food money, he will not talk to me he sleeps and turns his back on me, i feel like telling him im sorry but something tells me not to, he has a very stiff heart, i think of terminating the pregnancy and quiting the marriage, he has a tough heart and im afraid i may not be able to live the rest of my life with him, he is not willing to apologise for slapping me please Nairalanders help me handle this matter.

1. . . . . .my husband slapped me twice when i was lying on bed because i asked him why he is sleeping without taking his bath,

I find that difficult to believe. He couldnt have slapped you because of that. Twice for that matter.

2. . . . . . .[/b] i got so angry and insulted him,  
You must have really struck a bad chord. What exactly did you say to him, what are the unpleasant stuffs you said?. . . .Am curious. . .lol. Women and their "tolotolo" mouth sha!

3. . . . . .what annoys me most is that  im pregnant
Eyahh. . . .kpele sogbo.  

4. . . . . . .Now he will not give me food money,
Dont you work? It's really stupid and archaic for a woman to depend on a man even if he's the hubby to eat in this century. If i were him, I wouldnt give you for 3 months, maybe that will make u look for a job.

The "most onisokuso". . . . . . . . . . .= Chamotex

Am the Classiest Member jor. . . .  
Abi una no knw the meaning of classy ni?. . . . .it is same as Sillboy.

A-40's real name is Alani. . . . .

Case closed.

@ A-40.

Sorry, I sold u in.

Never ever shag a woman without protection. . . .else you end up paying child support for the rest of your life.

sokislam:
Tope2000 you look interesting may I get to know you?

See "spinning"

tope you hot oooo. . . . .
see as moustache dey spin you.

Never let a woman know all about you. . . .keep secrets from 'em.

Never let a woman give you STD like Rihanna gave Chris Brown

bobo Sokislam yii o kin gboran sha.

@ sokislam and frijos.

We are tired of seeing your faces. . . . . . .
We don see say una be fine boiz no pimple. . . . .
Kindly stop posting your pix anymore. . . .
Too much of everything is disturbing and constitute nuisance.
Thanks.

na my pix be that

HeatFusion:
Sillyboy, why you dey yab my lil bro na.
I no like am

Ehrrrm, what did you send?

You no see your lil bro abusing me. . . .saying "morasucker"?

chamotex:
ma da bobo yen loun. Toba ti ri obinrin bayi, oju e ma n tona ni.

ogbadun. "ori e ti fokasibe"

@OP.

I dey commot this party ojare.

Chamo. . . .seriously, agbo e ku eyokan.
You are yet to complete your mental prescription dosage.



@ HeatF

What am offering is in your inbox jor. . . . . .
olori nla fine gurl.

chamotex:
Are you saying she's a Virgin?

Is virgin the only V word in your dictionary or register?. . . .
olodo. . .ashewo 10kobo. . . .
ologo piom.

@ HF.

Why i no go know ur age?. . . . .
I was just kidding.

Werrin you want. . . . .
you can have what I have offered now.

I dey jare. . . .ki lo nsele?

How old is you jor. . . .
so that ma le mo gift ti mo fe ra fun e. . . . .

am actually thinking of baba iyabo doll. . . .

HeatFusion:
No babe, you're not too late. Thanks a bunch.

Giving BD gift is n'ver too late

How old are you?

HeatFusion:
Ehrrm what party?
My day was fabbbbbbbbbbbbbbb. . . . .b/c tomor will be betterrrrrrrrrrrrr

[size=3pt]Actually, my phone died this morning. forgot to charge it last night. After you dropped this morn, mehn, the thing died on me. Lol, no mind me jare. No vex mr. wole [/size]

Hmmmm. . . .am glad you had a fab day. . . .
Tomorrow is gonnna be a blast too babe.

Just make sure u send my cake and hugs and kisses.

[s]You gat to do something about that ur 10 kobo phone cos am calling you 2nite[/s]!. . .12am sharp.

@ Chamo.

I really pity your mouth and head.
See as you just talk "dorayin". . .like that.

O da bi wipe koro epon e. . . .opolo lo wa abi?
Onisokuso ologo mado.

@ HF.
You call me your brother?. . . . .
that na outright denial in the public.!

Ki lo flat?. . . .
Ogo to da bi Isu abuja yii.

O da bi ogo Mr. Nackson aka Dauda in Mr Lolly Nigerian comic then. . . .
Remember him?. . . .the guy that can Shag like no other man.

@ Chamo. . . .

Ogo piom!. . . . .lol

HeatFusion:
ahhhhhhh, omg, have been looking for you.
How was ur day jare.

[size=3pt]My phone kinda died since 8am, couldn't reach you back like I said I would. Sorry [/size]

Am good jare. . . .guess i ate too much at the party. . . . .
How was ur day too.

Am I sppse to believe the phone story. . . . .I even called you a couple of hours ago.

U dont know more than ashewo Chamo! . . . .
Na only ashewo fit recognize ashewo.

@ Topic.

Ogo maado

@ OP.

Like Chamo will say. . . . ."ori e ti fokasibe."

Happy Birthday. . . .HeatFusion, Toyinrayo, Ebony Silk and. . . .Morenike.

Wish you better years ahead dear. . . . .
my package is on the way. . . .just be on the look out for the UPS guy.

As you step into another biological year. . . .new, positive and blessed stuffs shall open up to you. . . .

Am beginning to sound like a pastor.

Okay. . . .now. . . .
when I yo si e lale abi?

Panting.

@ Sissy.

Persevering.

lol. . . .Moyo see your life!
Angel Moyo is thrusting. . . . .

Okay ooooo. . . .Keep swallowing.