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[quote author=Jaidey-one link=topic=379076.msg5296663#msg5296663 date=1263261531]poster you're retarded [/quote]it takes a retard to identify one. welcome fellow retard. . . . . . .oloriburuku omo

Akinagirl:
I hope your g/f or fiancee also thinks that too, "poo happens" I hope u aint got nothing to say about her doing that to u.

ehehe. . . . .na wah oo!
Oluwa gbe ogun ti awon ti won gbe ogun ti mi. . . . .fi ija fun awon to fi ija fun mi oo

Akinagirl:
But really. The girl is retarted. Why would she go to your crib at night, sleep over and not expect nothin to happen? Is she for real?

Exactly my point and problem with her. . . . .some1 finally understand me

Thank Jeez, I found it!

http://www.smh.com.au/world/nigeria-in-crisis-after-reports-say-president-suffered-brain-damage-20100111-m2pw.html

ebinom:
@ poster, you're just as silly as your username but then again i really pray and hope that your girlfriend/fiancee is doing the same thing to you

She wouldnt do such. . . . . .and even if she does, ama forgive her.
She's done and endure more than enough for me and she deserves at least forgiveness.

BTW whats your problem, why are you wishing me bad?

I read that he is brain dead and lost all his cognitive reasoning and speech capabilities and he's bn shielded by his wife.

am gonna try to find the link.

H2O2:
You know some of them freaks are horniest when they're bleeding.
She just wanted to get it on with her period on.
Keep talking to her. When the red river dries up, invite her over on a weekend.
Watch TV together with wine in hand. sleep with her senseless then take her home.

I personally wouldn't do that though.

Invite her over when she's done with her WTH?. . . .hell no. Am done with her and I told her to her face. I told her that she wouldnt see me no more and deleted her number immediately i dropped her. Aint got no more time to waste. Moreover, she asked too much question! Imagine asking me y I wanted to hit her. . . . .irritating. am done sha

big rod:
[size=16pt]@poster,

u are simply cheap and classless.must u sleep with a girl d first time she comes to your house.it simply means dat u have no self control and u are still chidish abt sex.why dont u pick a love-peddler who would give u sex even b4 u get to your house.[/size]

You are simply a fool. I wonder why pple like you just decide to score cheap online. What is cheap and classless in trying to hit a girl that I met for the 1st time and decide to sleep in my crib? WTF is cheap and classless about that? I didnt try to hit her in my car, which could have passed as bn cheap n classless. Am sick of pple who copy lines from a movie and decide to use it online. Please, do me a favor,. . . . .go f*uck yourself.

lonelypal:
couldnt have said it better bro.
@ poster u ve simply lost it, u need help. IF A GURL AGREES TO SPEND D NIGHT WIT U DT DOESNT MEAN SHE WANTS TO SLEEP WIT U SLOW POKE!

You be zombie! Follow follow.

oyb:
and sleeping-with isn't

(sanctimoniousness aside) pele o . . . i feel your pain - esp as u may have er passed up some other chick who was giving u the eye

it almost sounds like the kind of weird games u sometimes hear that chicks play - asin they suddnly get to the guys crib and find he isn't as paid as they thought and they start fronting

i wonder what the girl was looking for in the first place - i kind of doubt she was on any period - sounds to me like she was casing your crib. . .

Sorry, its not about my crib. Every crib is good as long as it's tidy and has got heat during winter. She was really on which was yuck!

RecentPost:
she was having her DAMN period!


@Poster,Go and learn how to do it,just dont use na_ke_d weapon

WTF!?. . . . .am not that desperate!
i dont do such. . . . .its against my religion

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=379076.msg5289844#msg5289844 date=1263167786]Lmao . . .gudluck with that but dont be mad if some girls see it as insult and u get a slap in rtn [/quote]Ahan. . . .person go slap me because of that "thing". . . . . .I will cease to do that "thing" henceforth if that happen. How is the weather treating you?. . . heard all of una don turn to "kote" fish in UK. . . .lol . . . . .and lizards are falling with snow in florida too. . . .(end of the world. . . .I am repenting immediately.)

FL Gators:
[color=dodgerblue]lol yea, at that time. Igba yen, sebi mo so fun e nkan ti mo n se lowo
LOL You have a dirty mind. . . . [/color]

Mi o ranti moo ooo. Se nkan ti o den nse ni yen titi di week yii?
Change that signature ooo. . . . .dont wanna have a nightmare tonight

FL Gators:
[color=dodgerblue]LOL Sorry, Busy schedule. . . . so you're going around have se.x??
Highly sexual!!![/color]

Busy schedule at that time?. . . . .hmmmmm. . . . .oro yi a leyin oooo!
BTW. What's up with your signature: "You bleeding orange and blue". . . . it's kinda creepy. . . .yuck! Are you thinking what am thinking?


[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=379076.msg5289803#msg5289803 date=1263167359]toolate.com
maybe next time b4 u take a girl home, u'd ask if she on her period or not [/quote]Sure. . . .learnt my lessons. Am gonna draw up a questionnaire to be filled by any 9ja girl I have business with henceforth. Nigerian girls don enter my 14 country list just like 9ja enter US own

@FLgator.
Take ur time oo. How do u know am highly sexual?
What happened last weekend, We had an agreement!. . . .Forgotten?

chiogo:
^ lol, don't be scared. Why should you care what your pastor thinks?  
Go on with ya silly self.

Am not scared now, am just being careful. I could develop political ambition to rule your state in the future.


[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=379076.msg5289712#msg5289712 date=1263166679]LMAO . . .GOOD FOR U SILLYBOI
The girl agreed to sleep over because she knew nothing was goin to go down
u are just mad that u didnt HIT it [/quote]You just hit the nail on the head! Am mad I didnt hit and she wasted my time and money. I wished I could direct the car's heat vent away from her when I was dropping her off this morning, I just wanted to let her freeze to death!

FL Gators:
[color=dodgerblue]Kola, why na? [/color]

Chai! Why my name on here now . . . . . .Who knows who is on this site? My pastor could even be on here.

God bless you Emzybrown.

@Ravenzord.

You can say that again. I hate wasting my time on unprofitable ventures. That's whats pissing me off

Close your eyes! u aint suppose to read this.

BTW, am mad at you.

THE AMAKA:
[color=#ff1199]YOU ARE REALLY MAKING A BIG FOOL OF YOURSELF, DO YOU NOT HEAR YOURSELF?
STUFF HAPPENS? OH PLEASE!!!! you intentionally go out looking for girls to bang. what do you mean stuff happens?
no one is pretending to be holy, you are just dumb.
I think its faith that it keeps getting interrupted. STOP CHEATING!![/color]

I dont go out looking for girls, girls simply come around or some does a stupid introduction. The "waste-of-time" of a girl was introduced to me by a colleague. common !. . . . .am not married yet! am even better than some people. When I was at a friend's wedding in Dallas last November, I realized how lucky my baby is that she's got me and not one of those guys. Do you think people wanna cheat ni intentionally? They dont! Remember the concept of "Environmental Determinism" is Psych?

chiogo:
And my first post on this thread remains.

Buhahahahaha, what a joke!!

Na u sabi.

[quote author=bk_baybe99 link=topic=379076.msg5289439#msg5289439 date=1263164250]@ poster, mayb she got pissd that your written english sucks major a.s.sz![/quote]Sucks or not, I really dont care. I guess u use pens and papers in bed when u wanna get laid. am not surprised, only ignorant 6th graders assess grammatical prowess online.

bawomolo:
cheating doesn't stop when you get married.

I never said I was gonna stop cheating when am married, neither did I say that I was gonna cheat. STUFFS HAPPEN!

THE AMAKA:
[color=#ff1199]you should have left that last part out, now i don't take you seriously. fool.
that's why it keeps going wrong, God is trying to tell you something.[/color]

Was the highlighted word really necessary? I only said that because someone was asking me If I have a girlfriend.

****Seriously am sick of guy that pretend to be so holy online. Who cares if you holy or F***ing  stained.
My problem is why would a girl follow a guy home when she wouldnt get down.

I dont hate Nigeria oo, I love Nigeria

Trust me am fine. I wouldnt have my job if i gat that kind virus.

I dont pick up every girl, that's y its painfull when there aint no gain when I finally do. I cherish my weekends and time and 1 silly gurl just messed it up. Moreover, it becoming so peculiar to every 9ja gurl i meet they do stupid things. for God's sake, I dont run an hotel, so why does she think she just wanna sleep. Well sha, she aint gonna see my rear lights again.

NB: I have a gurlfriend/fiancee. . . . .and I love her to death, but that doesnt make me a saint till am married.

Hungry dog or not, she shouldnt have made me burn my gas and wast my time taking her home. I dont do my business like that! She knew what I am all about from the jump and she was massaging my big head in the car. . . .she should have told me it was her time and I wouldnt have bothered taking her home thereby burning my gas. . . . . it's $2.59 oer gallon now for crying out loud!

I made special reference to 9ja girls becos they are full of doing stuffs without thinking. A white girl or black american would have calculated and figured out what was gonna go down and tell if she having her period or not. This 1 just dey follow me like mumu.

NB: to all the guys saying rubbish here, I cant really blame just go "slam-dunk" yourselves.

Hey guys, sorry to disturb you about this this early morning. It's just that 9ja girls are really getting on my very last nerve right now. Just yesterday, about 6pm ET , I was introduced to this gurl from Port harcourt and we hanged out till about 9pm and I asked her if she wanna go home with me she said a big yes and making me make a promise I wouldnt keep; that i will take her back home. Unfortunately, the Eagles lost the play-off against Cowboys . . . . .so I wasnt in the move to drive that night and we agreed that she will go home the next morning.

As per bobo now, i started my move and she was really down with it, infact she massage my head locally and i love it. The problem was, when I wanted to reach konko below, she was having her DAMN period! I was so mad, why would she sleep in my house when she know that the stuff was going down with her?! I was so mad i wanted to return her to her house. then she started asking about my girlfriend that is no where around, asking what part of 9ja she's from and such stupid questions! . She was even asking me :"why do I wanna have sex with her?" Why do people wanna have sex. . . . .Idiot! I really wasted my time and resource last night

Anyhow sha my question is why would a girl sleep over in a guy's house when she knows that she couldnt get down? Am taking her to her damn house right now. You guys shld pray for me in church today oooo. . . . .please.

Virginity was his warranty. . . . . . .and it was 30 days warranty!

@ OP.

Go collect your money (dowry) back from your in laws

She is leading the prayers into d new year in her church and then sing a solo

I have 10 billion dollars in my account

@ Topic.

A friend got married at 16 simply because she got pregnant and now she's divorced @ just 18!. . . . .shior!

Well, guys = 10yrs
girls = 6yrs

Lock him out so I can lick off wine from gator's. . . . . .

Kunbi girl?

Hello. . . .hello. . . .
is Kunbi girl too?

Bite back. . . .