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sistawoman:
How many children do you want?. . .at most 2
How do you define men and women roles? Men on top. . .women beneath.
What is your r/s like with your mom? Mother and son

What is your 1 year, 5 year, 10 yr and 20 year goals? Be me and and make sure am with u.
What religon will we raise the children? Christians till they decide
What languages will we talk in the home? . . .lol. . .I'd probably think the woman is kidding

Do you want a wife that stays home or one that works? work of cos. . .am I a slave?
How will the finances be handled? Properly. . .you give me ur pay and I manage everything as the man

When was the last time your bank account was overdrawn? None of your business

Have you ever hit a woman? Nope. . .except my class captain in pry. 1
What is your view on cheating? Shit happens. . .men only!
What is cheating to you? Sleeping with another woman mistakenly. . .
Are EA's allowed?. . . .
Did your father cheat on your mom? What an insult of a question.
did your father hit your mom? Are u nutts woman?!
what were your mom responsibilites in the home? Will you please leave my parents outta us?
How did you view your moms role in the home? Not again. . .you are pissing me off
How do you view women. . weaker sex, equal to you or what? Weaker indeed except if we wannna be dishonest.

back with more.

@ Sitowoman.

Am not replying you ooo. . .
am only giving my answers if a woman ask me such.

Ehen. . .my continuation. . .

Hope you wouldnt expect me to help out in the kitchen when am not ready to?
Hope you wouldnt complain if I get up from the bed without laying the sheets properly?
Hope you wouldnt complain having beer with friends often?
would you dump Arsenal, Man u for Chelsea after marriage?
Hope you will understand when my secretary or PA/ wears a stupidly short skirts and sits on my table in office?

To be contd.

[quote author=~ku_sh!~ link=topic=219677.msg3347022#msg3347022 date=1232061749]No i dont! Not that you'll jus open your mouth 'gbao' n ask like that. . . . there's a way to it man. innit? [/quote]No. . .please tell me the way aunty. . .

Trust me, you dont wannna get dirty with me.

Treetop20:
how?

[quote author=~ku_sh!~ link=topic=219677.msg3346985#msg3346985 date=1232061318]Innit tho!

Help me ask him, How? [/quote]Do you guys know what warapa and what mental illness are?
Do you need to ask to know if some1 has got mental illness. . .?
Warapa on the other hand will come out during hot sessions. . .

HeatFusion:
Those are your 4play?
Sillyboy, here I was thinking I know nothing about romance. You're worse than me

Dont you know that the afore-mentioned are the real foreplays?. . .
the fore play before those foreplays you are talking about.

The chic should know wassup after those pre-intimacy jare and get set for the "tee-off"

[quote author=~ku_sh!~ link=topic=219677.msg3346967#msg3346967 date=1232061054]contd.

Are there any form of chronic illness e.g. warapa{epilepsy}, mental illness, etc. in your family lineage? [/quote]Haba. . .you dont need to ask that now. . .
you can always find that out.

@ Topic.

How often do u get down. . .
Where do you work?
How much do you have in your savings?. . .
Whats your credit score?
Can you drive. . .?
Do you dance?. . .
How good is your hygiene?
Hope your mum wouldnt keep calling our house?
Do you agree to naming our first daughter Chelsea?

The list goes on jare.

HeatFusion:
hope what is tomor?

A good hot kiss is the route to lovemaking.
no 4play, no sex, buddy!
So you berra learn to kiss her to oblivion

Who says all those diners and driving around and shopping aint good enough as foreplays?
Abeg. . .we go kiss now. . .but no be kissing we be committement kissing.

[quote author=~ku_sh!~ link=topic=218124.msg3346871#msg3346871 date=1232060091]Why are you pofo-ing? [/quote]Who are you. . . .
dont you know that. . .when two elephants fights. . .
its the grass that suffers?. . . .

Oya!. . .
mo ni ko sere lo. . . .
ma sa gbogbo paper to ba ri ni ona ti titi to ma fi dele. . .

some of these 9ja churches makes the intending groom and bride attend marriage classes for 6 months. . . .am sure of Catholic churches. . .and some Redeemed churches too. . . .

I know a guy that Redeemed Church cancelled his weeding simply because the wife was pregnant. . .they sometimes subject the bride to pregnancy test before agreeing to officiate the wedding. . .

No pastor can cancell my wedding. . . .infact. . .that shouldnt even be my headache sef. . .
Se bi na brides dey dey responsible for church.

@ HF.
Ehen. . .thats cool. . .
Hope its 2mrw?

If we can "knack". . . .then WTF do u need good kisses for?
9ja women just want perfectionist. . .especially when it comes to bed issues and "choruses". . .
Una too gbadun "kini"

ibkaye:
Lol, especially the freshies over here! My God, your ears will just fall off!

You wey dey Sokoto. . . .
Hausa boys too sef dey fake accent for Sokoto ni?

@ Arapa. . .

Who says 9ja men cant kiss. . . .
If thats true. . . .
then white men cant. . ."knack". . . .

DaPhoenix:
That accent is sexy.

@topic, I don't mind the accent as long as it isn't obvious that you are faking it.

See American babe confessing.

Nigerian kissing. . . .You kiss like you are chewing . . .you would wannna swallow at the same time chew. . .
it's mostly done as if the world will come to an end if you don hurry up . . .then it is ofeten characterized by the  sound. . . ."nntwahh. . .nnpwooh"

American kissing. . . .kinda light. . . .and reachinh to the soul and heart. . .its gentle and proves you could be there tomorrow.

All in all. . .the naija kissing gives men like me more ego. . . .it kinda proves we "kissing". . . .lol

@ Arapa. . .
Think of me as you like. . . .na u get me. . .no be my mama.

stillwater:
The couple getting married are adults for God's sake, or aren't they? They have no right whatsoever to cancel a wedding, phuleeaassee!!!

Haba. . . . Stillwater, parent have control over their wards lives now. . .
Maybe . . because we dont have kids yet. . . we might not fully understand the parent-kid connection.
In yoruba land. . . there is an adage that say:
"What elders see while sitting. . . .kids cant even see while on a tree top."

@ Arapa mi. . .
Tiwa ntiwa. . . .means "our own" in Yoruba. . .
Thought u be yruba gurl. . .

Oya .  . .tell me, what came up
Good or bad?. . .am waiting ooo

When it comes to being fake. . . .I guess the girls are the most guilty sha. . .
they fake everything. . .accent. . .attitude and some more. . .
They don even start to dey kiss like americans. . .not knowing that naija girl kissing berra pass ame ooo

I believe strongly in parental approval of marriages. . .but not pastorial. Who knows what pastor has got underneath his bed. . .not with all these fake pastors prowling the streets. . . . .

Parents can stop their child's marriage. . .
and if a child doesnt want his/her parent to stop his/her marriage. . .
then he/she should get married in secret without the parents knowledge. . .
Thank God for pastors like that pastor on Jerry Springer's show.

@ Topic.

It depends on the girl in question for me. . . .
Some girls like the "akata-ish" flavor. . . .
while some love "tiwa ntiwa". . . .
so I think its left for the guy to determine what type of girl he's about to start her project.
Less i forget. . .the British accent kills the American girls like nukes!

@ Arapa mi.
Ba wo leni?
You always seems to have a topic. . .

@ Hauwa.

*Staggers around. . . .and pumps my chest heavily. . . .for slight breath*

Agberooooo!!. . . . .
Iwo ati ta ni?!!. . . . .
Ojo ti ibi ba ri ibi. . .ni ibi wo ile!
Ojo ti obe ba de orun maalu. . . .lo surrender.
Ojo ti akara to ba tu si inu epo. . . .ni asiri akara tu
. . .*Picks up sand with hand and blowa away towards the eastern wind*
Alo rami raami ni iso idi nlo rami raami. . . .
Oya!!. . . .mo ni ko poora!!. . . .POORA!!!
Shior. . . .kelebe.

@ Hauwa

So you think na only you sabi incantation abi?

O ya gba sibe. . .

Ohun ta ba so fun ogba , logba gbo. . .
ohun ta ba so fun offa lo nfa. . . .
Bi ika lahun se fa fa. . .ti ike e fa te le. . . .
igbo ra mi rami la rugbo wo gbo. . . .
o ya!!!. . . .mo ni ko wo Igbo lo!