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@poster please arrange your write up to our understand.

lol

Idowuogbo:
move dis to joke section abeg

ID watin u dey do 4 here? I will report u 2 ur boss.

Woke4all:
GOVERNMENT SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!




Any girl that fixed her menstrual period
on FEB 14 will be hanged to death,
and any boy that says ATM no
work for FEB 14 na firing squad,
broadcast dis so dat all youths
will be well informed.

source bellow.[url=http://february 14th new law by government]february 14th new law by government[/url]

Sign by the Country Government,

freecocoa:
Ah bronzetuke you too don reach yaba?na wa o.

My freecocoa is that how to tell me u miss me? I have not be on Naira land for quite some time now, and you never even border to ask after me. I thought you love me babe. well I am back now. how have you been doing? I miss you ooo.

Breaking News: February 14th Lovers day has been shifted to June 12th cause Guyz are broke for now. Ladies pls take heart and be patient•BBC NEWS

who is picking me now?

silvertuke:
A prisoner was about to be executed. Just before his execution the officer asked him about his any last request,he said i want to update my facebook.

Are u blind?

A prisoner was about to be executed. Just before his execution the officer asked him about his any last request,he said i want to update my facebook.

ode remo:
jokes like this make me wonder which planet the op is from? planet ZOG?
common that joke aint funny.

ASK YOUR PAPA WHICH PLANET YOU FOR COME

A housewife was comin from work her little girl runs to her n says "Mom u refused 2tell me d name of dat thin btw dad's legs. I av finally figured it out on my own "IT'S A TOOTHBRUSH" D mom laughs den asks her "How do u knw dat? " girl explains" wen I came back frm skul dis morning I saw d maid kneeling in front of dad, brushing her teeth wth dad's toothbrush and saw enough TOOTHPASTE in her mouth

Shape Man Shape Babe

Everything on a female's upper body starts with a "B" , Blouse,Bra, Bikini , B(.)(.)bs, & the lower body with a "P" - Petticoat,Pants, Panties, Womanliness. No wonder the men suffer from "BP."=) LOL

shakara4u:
*yawn******
boring,
have seen it before

U have seen it b4, so why are u now commenting? u nor fit look am pass. Olodo.

A french man came 2 naija and meet a prostitute. She was a gud Bleep so he made a deal wif her 2 be with him tru out his stay and pay her on d last day. He paid her in dollars and she saw him off 2 the airport. He came 2 say bye and with a wickd smile whispered 'La Dollar la fake'! She smiled back and whispered La pussy la aids.!

Go and drink Heineken then you will know what do tell her.

And so what?

Your subject is not related with your thread. You first crazy

We nor come know who do the yahoo yahoo pass wealther na the boys abi na the girls.

Not really but this is not the first I have received. I received such letter almost everyday

The rate at wish Nigeria girls are sending scan mails is getting too much. Here is the copy of another scam letter I receive. They are finish Facebook now it Naira Land. Na wa oooooooo.

Hi,Good Day!!!!!!
My name is .Linda, I saw your profile email address today at
(www.nairaland.com) and was moved and become interested in you, I
will like you to send me an email to my address
(lindababygodwill@yahoo.com) so that i can give you my pictures for
you to know whom i am.

I believed we can move from here? Remember colour or distance does
not matter but LOVE matters allot in life). Reply me back with my
email address (lindababygodwill@yahoo.com) hope to hear from you
soon
yours .Linda!!!

[quote author=Da_b¤§§. link=topic=577660.msg7443929#msg7443929 date=1293883694]lol
jokes section plz[/quote]Help me put am for joke section

What a fantastic result

[quote author=Ijele-igbo link=topic=575982.msg7426012#msg7426012 date=1293610372]My brother, nothin pass experience.
Onyibo say Experience is the best teacher.[/quote]Confirm I feel you.

[quote author=Ijele-igbo link=topic=575982.msg7425907#msg7425907 date=1293608520]Nonsense! Marriage b/4 sex never works.
Even if you be born again virgin, as far as we're engaged, me go yansh u wella to know if u or me no go enjoy each other swagga for bed.[/quote]Na true seeing is believing

[quote author=Ijele-igbo link=topic=575982.msg7425789#msg7425789 date=1293606187]Very good for the man!
Really, people think marriage is child's play or something.
This man has married an agent of darkness he calls wife.
What rubbish! The devil herself didn't see her husband's d.i.c.k or they never made love b/4 gettin married?
Nonsense,[/quote]I tire oooooo well maybe na marriage b4 sex them do

lol

me self confuss for the story abeg if anybody dey when understand am make he put us through.

Na wa ooo only my eyes nor go see this one abeg make una join me.

http://www.talkofnaija.com/news/woman-drags-husband-court-over-size-his-jt

mum

freecocoa:
Bronzetuke i know say na u write the letter

Haba, if I write this kind latter u nor go run leave me. How far na? Happy Christmas how did you celebrate ur Christmas now? I miss you Ohhhhhhh

Mygoldie:
and?

u dey ask me?