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He is talented, to me I believe he is not working hard or rather something is wrong somewhere. talking talent, he is good even better than most artist that are making it big in the industry. Black face do something now, Black face dey yan abi nor be so?

if these really happen, Girls will cry ooo no more recharge card from mumu,

Death keeps on stealing our celebrity/entertainers, what is really happening? This is getting out of hand, I don’t think this is an ordinary issue something is wrong somewhere. We need God intervention. This Benin/Ore road, na wa ooo. Our Government please do something; it will not cost you anything to construct a better road for the citizen. RIP.
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-759648.64.html

Good name is better than Riches. RIP.

190 How old are you? this thread is for 18years and above, take note.

WHO SAYS CARS' NAMES HAVE NO MEANING?, NOT ME
BMW - Brings Me Women
FIAT - Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
FORD - For Only Rough Drivers
HYUNDAI - Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive
VOLVO - Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
PORSCHE - Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
KIA - Kills In Accidents
OPEL - Old People Enjoying Life
TOYOTA - The One You Only Trust, Always
GOLF/GTI - Girls Only Love Fun / Get Them Inside
HONDA - Hung Over, Now Driving Away
Nissan= Never Ignore Safe Sex And love-addicts
I wonder which is yours? , Add meaning of those types i missed out or propose
new meaning(s) to the ones above. Let's enjoy the weekend.

During lunch at work last week, I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn't).

When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight." He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang.

He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call. The beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go.
It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously.

Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on releasing atomic bombs like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable!Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long.
He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not.

At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table, with their hands to their noses, chorused: "Happy Birthday Anna!!!"

Mr, Cork:
silvertuke. Bro. have u eaten since 2 days? coz this joke kinda dry (no oferincse)

Then why did you comment? Go kiss metro,

lol

Who among dis 3 would u pardon? 1st: a Girl told a friend she prefers London than UK, that’s why she's never been to UK. 2nd: a guy took a Girl out and asked if she wanted shawarma,she declined saying, sorry i dnt take alcohol.=D 3rd: a girl told her man she just graduated and he said, so what's next? NYSC right! She says No i don,t like dat course,there is too much calculation involved,

I have a confession.

keep listing to the music, it will get used to you soon.

See watin Don Jazzy and Dbanj dey cause oooo there is problem in the land please watch this video and tell me what you think,



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wn3AAgyNBUo&feature=related

See watin Don Jazzy and Dbanj dey cause oooo there is problem in the land please watch this video and tell me what you think,



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wn3AAgyNBUo&feature=related

Wife asked her husband to describe her.
Husband, 'You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K'.
Wife, 'What does that mean'?
Husband: Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.
Wife said: Oh that's so lovely. What about I, J, K?
Husband, I'm Just Kidding,

Another Hero again dead in Nollywood. na wa ooo, RIP

That is the question everybody body is asking. How did Wendall win because the guy was even lucky to be in the final. Yes Karen deserves the money and hopefully the other winner should have been luclay, and why would Karen compensate VINA? If she chose to compensate VINA she will, not because VISA saves her from eviction. you and I know that she would have still remain in the house if she was not save by VINA, Or have you forgotten she nominated her self for eviction and she was saved? So she deserve to win

Teacher: Why did u laugh?
Boy: I saw a strap of ur bra.
Teacher: GET OUT n no class for u for a week.
**another boy laughs***
Teacher: Why did u laugh?
Boy: I saw both straps.
Teacher: GET OUT n no class for u for a month.
The teacher bends down to pick a chalk and Little Johnny started walking out.
Teacher: Why are u going out?
Johnny: With what I saw now, I think my school days are over!

Am very happy for them have always wanted them to win, afterall US has won it several times make other country still win am,

what is the score line please and how many minute of play

Bleep Love

leuelliot:
this thing has been broadcasted to me like 5 times on my BB. them blow whistle for una?

You dey use style tell us say u get BB abi. Watin be ur pin?

Boy : Hi, Girl : What? Boy : how are you? Girl : do i know you? Boy : Hmm, no , but I'm rich, Girl : really?, O⌣k, Hi, I'm Nana, but Ʊ can call M̶̲̥̅e baby, I'm 20, I live in PH but skooling @ Lead City Varsity, I L♥√ short dark guyz, especially someone lik U , A̶̲̥̅♏ glad to meet U̶̲̥̅̊ !! : Boy : No no ,"Rich" is my name Girl : (Hiss) Abeg, I don't talk to strangers.

Do you remember Eze goes to school, sugar girl does days is very compulsory that everybody must have his own.
Also Boju Boju oo Akaramu ooo menkissi oluwaben if I catch u nor cry oo I day come ooo lekeleke catch am for me banbo. lol did I get it right?
I remember going to the stream to fetch water, when there was no bowhole.
Do you remember bathing in the rain? and also swimming in a cemented floor.
I remember pretending to be sick and not going to school when I have problem in school.
Do you remember going to people house on Christmans day? hustling for money. instead of some to give u money they will ask you to eat when u have already eaten enough at home.
Life does days was sweet but now adays the world don civilized.

An Igbo man visited Isreal, & wanted 2 cross D sea of Galilie. D boatman said D fare was $299.00. "Chineke" shouted D igbo man "no wonder Jesus walked across on foot. I think I will have to do the same.

campbell05:
Between d'banj and tuface, One thing is certain, tuface has been in Nigeria music industry for as much as 15years, D'banj only 6-7years so you guys should raise a glass for d'banj. tuface is much better than d'banj! the difference is clear even d'banj said it, Tuface is the best in Nigeria no doubt but in terms of international recognition D'banj has it. D'banj has more fan base than tuface. D'BANJ IS JUST AN ENTERTAINER NOT A SINGER OR A RAPPER. TUFACE IS A SINGER.

you said it all

Unbelievable is true I just tried it.

Dbanj and 2face who get level pass. And who do you think has more fans Vote please me and my friend had a little argument over this issue.

Dbanj and 2face who get level pass. And who do you think has more fans Vote please me and my friend had a little argument over this issue.

True love never dies