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missyruq:
Hmmmmmm

pls say sometin

vfactor:
If u were my friend I would have helped u!

are we enemy?

Heh guys i succeded in geting her into my bed after what look lik a decade of promise and fail.
D problem was that my joystick could not go in, cos her congo was too tight and she said it was unbearably painful while i was tryin to fix my joystic inside.
She said she is a virgin but I never believe her, cos she is 30yrs according to her. In this generation? Could it be true, though she is a dedicated christian?
What other thin could make her honey pot so tight that i was frustrated after abt an hour with her on my bed? If indeed is virginity, it's obvours that she is now willing to let me have her, but how am going to break that barrier is what i don't know, cos she complain of much pain even without any blood from her virgina. Pls lady's surggest sometin 4 her, so that i wil tel her to do it.
Real men here, any advice 4 me on how to make my dream come true, cos she mean so much too me and i love her so much, hence would not want to hurt her.

CallPolice:
IF buhari fails, we all are failure. Jobless goat.

hahaha! are we this helpless?

libertyfather:
What is this one saying?

exactly what you read.

i never liked ex military presi., Composition of apc, not to talk of votin pmb

mikolo80:
I'm sure op believes he has made sense.how does a list of corrupt men hinder our development.?that you have no blue how to survive without federal handouts does not mean the rest of us are as totally bereft of ideas to get shitt done

he can't be using corrupt people to fight corruption. May be is me and u that he wil be fighting as being corrupt

bakila:
Which document did G7 list out those guys? Abi na common sense you carry arrive your destination.

google is ur friend

amnesty7:
You are either an Orubebe or a saTANist.

I am non ok?

SHOCKING REVELATION
THE RICHEST CORRUPT NIGERIANS
As G7 leaders compile a list of corrupt leaders in Nigeria who have more than a billion dollar worth of property and investment in their countries all over Europe.
Guess who tops the list?
1. Obasanjo
2. Atiku
3. Tinubu
4. Sylvia
5. IBB
6. Amaechi
7. Ibori
8. Bankole
9. Odili
10. Dariye
11. Iwu
12. Oshiomole
13. Kwankwaso
14. Bafarawa
15. Abachas
16. Danjuma
18. Akighbe
19. Dikko
20. Bamaiyi
21. Wada
22. Useni
23. Dalhatu
24. Okorocha
25. Ngige
26. FFK
27. Agagu
28. Borishade
29. Bode
30. Jega
...
The list of those whose investments are below a billion Dollar is endless...
You can now see the reason our President suddenly went dumb after his meeting with the G7...
Our Youths can now understand why it's impossible for us to have a guaranteed good future under these current crop of Leaders.

Ur diverse opinion are welcomed

CLOSED

donddeus:
I have a book I published .

Name of book: THE CIRCUIT OF SUCCESS
ISBN : 978-2579-15-3

The publisher gave me a low quality production an I am looking at republishing the book to make it fit for a better marketing. I have made the market available since I have gotten the CATHOLIC NEWSPAPER marketing firm to accept to market this book in PH and I have met with some pastors as well whom accepted to announce the book in their church but now I spent all I have in my first low quality production and I am looking for someone who will be interested to sponsor the republishing for a 50/50 revenue share or a loan of N280,000 to pay back N350,000 in 3 months.

I live in Port Harcourt and my name is IGBOKWE THADDEUS
Phone 07039187200
facebook: https://www.facebook.com/igbokwe.thaddeusugochukwu


if you are interested or you know anyone that will be interested pls call me or text me for more clarifications.



thanks.


Pls no joke and no saucy comment

If someone decides to give u money to publish ur book, what collatral security do u have

I have met with some pastors as well whom accepted to announce the book in their church but now I spent all I have in my first low quality production and I am looking for someone who will be interested to sponsor the republishing for a 50/50 revenue share or a loan of N280,000 to pay back N350,000 in 3 months.
if you are interested or you know anyone that will be interested pls call me or text me for more clarifications.


Save urself from more heartbreak. Jus sale d low quality ones

thanks.


Pls no joke and no saucy comment[/quote]

gabe:
I want to ask one mumu question, please bear with me. If one buys TBs at a certain %, say 13% for 91 days, can d govt thru CBN just up n say, TB interest rates r too high n cut it to say 5%? Or worse still, redominate d naira n ur 5 mill for instance bcome 50k?

this mumu question needs mumu response, gurus help

Hi my good people of NL, I have apply for TB today against 23/4/15 at fbn. As a beginer, I have to go with bank rate. Didn,t even bother to ask d rate, but hope to get a good rate since dey would be bidding on my behalf. Thanks to u all 4 introducing me into this.

Royal155:
Forget FBN Capital. Just walk into any first bank branch and open a savings account with them(that's if you don't have one). Tell them you want to apply for treasury bill and they'll give you a form to fill. Their minimum amount is 100k.

Happy investing

thanks

Hi NLanders, I want 2 open a TB acount with N500,000 at FBN capital. They said d minimum is N1m and I don,t have up to dat amount. So dey wnt me to invest in Fix deposit. Pls advice me

Kashif:
Replace the spring only. Had a similar experience long time ago, only spring was replaced, and car became stable again.

thanks. Novice lik me wil always here frm car-talk b4 i do anything on my car. No matter how small or cheap the car is. Cos NAIRALANDERS here tru me saved my elder brother's Infinity Fx's engine, that i wil never forget

0rex:
As per my previous comment, you might have to replace your absorbers with the spring as your car seems to have both as a single assembly.

is that so? How sure are u? My mech. Inspected it yesterday and advised me to change it as soon as possible. He did not talk about d shock. Perharps he forgot or what?

0rex:
Replace the damaged spring only unless if your absorber was weak before.
Does the vehicle bounce excessively before?

no. Even now, it bounce's normal. Pls how do i know d rating or size of d spring? I want 2 buy it on my way bk, so dat my mech. Would fix it at home. Thanks

Here is pix

GAZZUZZ:
Would be nice to know what vehicle it is.

sir is nissan sunny 1993 model 1.4L. tire 155\80\R13

My coil spring broke yestarday, but i was able to drive d car frm owerry to PH, after tying d spring wit wire. Should i change d spring only or wit shock. Again i need a good new tire of R13 size where and how much can i get one in PH?

• The same politicians
That I was told to avoid,
Delivered me to INEC official,
Waiting anxiously for my result,
But not my safety

this is my story. Corps members be careful

• Together with potential eyewitness (POLICE)
Sent to report possible incident,
Of my death, Or what?
How secure is he to secure me?
Thus, he turned to an observer
In the electoral drama

• Yes, 8.45 AM announced my arrival.
Polling clerk, I met.
Polling agent withdrew, so I learnt.
With 1146 registered voters,
And shortage of personnel
The stage was set

• Behold the multitude anxiously waiting,
Amidst intense pressure by party agents,
813 voters accredited.
Voting commenced 3.PM,
Ended 9.pm and the heat was on

• As predicted, my supposed security man
Turned V.I.P Spectator,
It was Free-for-all fighting.
Thank God for my neutrality
For Mr. Death would have visited

• I took to my heel.
But no where to turn to,
I was kidnapped back to stage
To complete my role

• See how INEC exposed me.
The stronger group won.
But who will take me home?
The clock ticked 11.30pm

-more-

This is my personal experience at the 2011 general election, then as a corps member serving in Ankpa LGA in kogi state. I saw hell but managed to return home. This POEM titled: ME AND ELECTION sumarised my ordeal then as INEC Returnin Officer.
Written By Ah****
Fran****

• See how they exposed me.
Under trees, on wooden bench, I slept.
Later, on a floor without a mat,
Waiting for the D day

• After a humiliating night of restless sleep,
Came the “National Service”.
Scramble for electoral materials,
I did with mixed feeling.
As the sight of depreciated pickup van,
Heralded the danger ahead



• INEC canned men and materials,
To transport both to wards,
Where we were abandoned;
At the mercy of politicians

• See how they exposed me.
Politicians whom I was told to avoid,
Became my messiah
They took me from ward to unit,
7km distance...


-more-

charlsecy:
If you are new in Catholic church, have you been baptised, taken Holy Communion and received Confirmation? All these come before marriage!

u're right. I've been told. It wil be done accordingly by the church. Thanks

SalC:
Seems like PH diocese is rotating priests this time I know of a priest that was just transferred to another parish and another one replaced him last sunday. I don't know his new parish yet sha.

Good to know you were able to answer the question. You are getting there

u're welcome

SalC:
Like Syncan said, it's just natural, that's what is obtainable in the church so it's no big deal if you hear different people saying thesame thing concerning it. I was only amazed we posted that just thesame minute.

let me also add that i read d advice just when i needed it most, cos it helped me to ans. Important question that my girl asked thereafter.

Well today's mass was cool... We got a new parish priest.