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Truely Nigeria has many varsities, but yet getting admission in Nigeria seems to be miracle
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First, it was introducing Cmputing System, which they aren't fully equipped for. As they saw that candidates didn't really welcomed the system, they made sure all candidates that wrote with Paper and Pencil to fail woefully(2013) and passed the COMPUTER candidates, whereby some who couldn't complete their works a s a result of Comp-malfunction was even given scores in unwritten subjects. And candidates run for cover choosing CBT more, samething happened(2014).
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Secondly, Jamb reduced the total number of choices one can make, from 6-4, making admission tougher. Nobody complian.
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Thirdly, they brought out compulsory books to be used for English. A book that they helped the author in marketing, getting their own huge amount of money.
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Thirdly, now they are trying to become students' enermy of progress. They lied in cover, by saying, they are to have meeting to determine the cutoff, and they announced 180(Tell me, does it make any difference?), not knowing that the meeting was to initiate this useless propaganda of choosing schools for candidates irrespective of the candidates school of choice.
Imagine Chika registered for UNILAG in his Jamb with a score of 282, and Jamb decides to take him to Maiduguri in a an exorbitant school. Chika would have to reject the offer, and become a dropout.
Truely Nigeria is annoying, what makes Jamb think that they can employ any policy for our students?
JAMB is even of no use, they should be scrapped before many candidates die of heart-attack!

This is not a mistake.

Michael Okpara University has it to.

What did I tell u about taking ogogoro @ evening?

Scrypt:
Pukka36 give him one K.

@all I think its affecting most federal universites.

Even Mouau, sked their applicants to check their status on their site as the Putme is hopefully starting tomorrow
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MY GOODNESS, BEING AN ASPIRANT IN NIGERIA IS A SIN!!!!

Lol! Na lalasticlala

chuks87:
MICHAEL OKPARA UNIVERSITY OF AGRICULTURE,
UMUDIKE
P.M.B. 7267, UMUAHIA ABIA STATE.
POST-UTME SCREENING EXERCISE FOR 2015/2016 ADMISSION
Due to recent JAMB guidelines on admissions in Tertiary Institutions whereby JAMB Shortlists UTME
Candidates, those who applied for admissions into first degree programmes in Michael Okpara
University of Agriculture, Umudike and scored 180 and above should check for their names in the University’s web portal ( www.mouauportal.edu.ng )
to confirm if they have been shortlisted for Post-UTME by JAMB.
The Post-UTME screening exercise will hold at the University campus on Saturday August 15, 2015.
Information on venue for each programme and related issues concerning the exercise would be
available on the University website and would also be widely circulated on campus.
Candidates should note that the use of handsets, scientific calculators and other electronic devices will not be allowed during the screening exercise.
Candidates should also note that incorrect on-line registration will not be captured in our data base.
Results of the screening exercise could be accessed at the University Web portal (www.mouauportal.edu.ng ) from Monday 17th August, 2015.

Dr. Azubuike C. Nwokocha
Registrar

cc: lalasticalala (hope i got the spelling lolzz)
fynestboi
nellyme

Both you, and the person wey like this ur post, una two no get sense at all
Wetin come bring being bigotic here?

Scrypt:
Get out of here bigot.

Madam! Take it easy, na opinion I dey give so, we are not even sure of the other affected unis

Pukka36:
Shey na everything em' go bring tribalism enter What is so special about Ur so called "Ndigbo schools"
Smh!

Hey!
I just hope Unizik and UNN wouldn't be affected, because they are the third and fourth respectively Unis being sort after.
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All these trash can't happen in NDIGBO schools.

U dnt have a problem na, you're currently doing Biochem isn't it?

Pukka36:
My Sista,I hope this isn't true cos I have been so uneasy since I read this post!


...Is it any fault of ours that people shy away from Private Unis



iBeg,my name should jejely dey Uniben lis wooh

even if the Medicine no work this year, when u finish Bch u proceed

Heheheheh

ALKARULEZZ:
Good for u.. Btw, DELSU can't practically admit all the candidates who beat the cut-off mark cos there are too much candidates who beat the cut-off.. If you don't make the merit list, 2nd or 3rd batch, the other batches are not certain.. It depends on the quantity of "oil" on your head.

N.B: Most of the candidates admitted in the first batch scored very high marks.. Marks higher than what you scored.

Better luck next time

Excuse everywhere!

Cc. FrancisTony lalasticlala

Cc. MabrO thewhizzkid

Hahahahahhaahhahahahahh. . Are you scared?

Alexas58:
Uniben,level 300

It's a pleasure bro! Hehwhw

ALKARULEZZ:
Low Self-Esteem

Which Uni and level are u?

Alexas58:
This has been a burden to me,especially after being offered admission in a profitable university to study anatomy
Pls what is the hope of anatomy students in nigeria after reading,and studying vigorously in d nigerian school,rather than working as a mortuary attendant and as an embalmer in the mortuary??...

Urgent replies pls,and sensible ones
Mods pls move dis to fp lalasticlala,ishilove,seun thanks

Alexas58:
Did dey deport u from medcine?

HEHEHE 223 CAUSED IT

Oga Op o! Medicine doesn't have class. It's either you fail out or u passed!

Hahahahahahahhahahaha

ALKARULEZZ:
There's nothing on sale now

"There's nothing on sale".
Mehn see answer na

Alexas58:
Did u fill them in jamb??....#crying for u already

change to them.

Anatomy and Physiology students...... Hmmmmm...... Job prospect very annoying. I'm an aspirant though. . Its not worth studying them

So now its God?
U never believed him before.
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Of course with God anybody can get admission into any school no matter the corruption there in

ALKARULEZZ:
something must have gone wrong..

Itz not just about beating the cut-off.. There's more to it.. Grace of God, Spiritual issues etc are few of the determinants.. Just take heart and take God serious in all u do..

Walleyjay1:
greetings to all medicos in d house. I greet una. can one write Absu, Lautech and AAU post ume for MBBS without choosing dem in jamb? Thanks in anticipation.

LAUTECH, THEY DID IT LAST YR

ESUT AND NSUK? SCAM? SPARE ME JARE!

MICROBIOLOGY O. THAT BIOCHEM IT'S A 'PART OF' COURSE.

Wise writeups, eshe!!!

nkemdirim104:
Think on these things...
1. Be sure to taste your words, before you spit
them out.

2. You need power, only when you want to do
something Harmful, Otherwise love is enough to
get everything done.

3. When you talk, you are only repeating what you
already know. But when you listen you may learn
something new.

4. Never change your originality for the sake of
others. Because no one can play your role better
than you.
You are the best. So be yourself.

Regard: www.learnedminds..com
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Ummm.....
Good day Mods, Nairalanders, Edulanders, Boss Seun, Guests and everyother persons.
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I am not here to condemn nor commend, I wish to type mainly on the high level of scam going on in Eduland.
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Yeah! We all know that it's Putme periods, where many aspirants are scammed, but the high level of scam going on in this section is very alarming.
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You'd barely see a reasonable post or update about any school, these days, its purely scam. 80% of the posts in Eduland is full of jobless folks who are trying to feed their families by extorting monies from helpless Jambites by giving them fake news about the releasal of their school's Putme.
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Not everyone is smart enough to detect a fake post, and so it is the sole responsiblity of Mods to ban any account that updates scammed Putme news.
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Lol! They've even gone to the extent of writing funny name of Schools.
E.g Michael Okapra University, Awka Putme Forms is out, call ........
Nnamdi Azikiwe University of Agriculture, Umudike Putme forms are on sale, call ........ Etc. And the list keeps going.
They have name all the schools in Nigeria, be it Uni, Poly or Coe stating that the Putme's are out.
The most funniest of them all I've seen is, "Idemili University Uli Putme........" hahhahahaha.
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I STRONGLY BELIEVE THE MODS SHOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS, BUT I ALSO KNOW, WE HAVE OUR ROLES TO PLAY TO AVOID SEEING OUR FELLOW STUDENTS SCAMMED.
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THESE IS HOW TO DIFFERENTIATE A GENUINE PUTME NEWS FROM A FABRICATED ONE.
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GENUINE NEWS UPDATE WOULD BE LIKE THIS;
r. "The management of Nnamdi Azikiwe University wishes to announce to the general public that the Putme forms are now on sale. Inviting applications from suitable candidates who choosed the school as their first choice and got a minimum of 180....."
2. Always check the school's website.
How to process the form, amount, elegibility would also follow the news, so debunk anyother that omits this infos.
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Fake udates would be like;
1. Unizik Putme form is out, call Mr. Williams on.... And so it goes on.
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Please dear aspirants be wise as Serpents and don't fall prey to hungry animals who are here to make a mess of Nairaland.
God bless you all.
Success in your prospective exams.
Please share to inform others.
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C.c lalasticlala

Thanks dear!
But it's not about my morphological outlook, but my behaviors.
Especially social behaviors

ladyju:
For u to get good advice, u need to mention what is it you hate about yourself.
What exactly is the problem?...... Are you too short? Are you too fat, or too slim?
Do you think you are ugly? What exactly is the problem?

Whatever the problem is, just know that some one died this morning and it's not you, someone is in the hospital begging God to keep him/her alive. So cheer up.

A MUST IGNORE

We're on the same boat!

Yustash001:
smiles...are you nocturnal?...you no dey sleep ni?

Which kind frontpage??
Definition of Front Page don change?

BoiGrammz:
Oya seun abeg help the nigga.. Front page please. And those saying geology what are your reasons?

Yes Geology

Yustash001:
Here to read matured comments.....*sipping my kunu and watching HD8)...

*joins him, taking the kunu from his hand and sipping while tryna force-sit him out of the seat*